Long beaks in the suburban meltdown
Snowplows
Drivers confirm robotic birds
Across the market
Officials with red beaks
Feared and flapping
In the city
A snow angel
In search of the first
--Katie Bowman
Robotic cameras join search for elusive woodpecker
Tests confirm H5N1 bird flu strain in 2 Moscow districts
Snow-angel makers await Guinness nod
Meanwhile, keel down among spacewalking
whales, the gun-toting crew protects astronauts.
Saturday’s ordeal killed our principal, the Ocean.
To hijack speed and power, trick Earth's substorms.
Just brandish abandoned satellites and rockets.
Yesterday, the single latitudes worked.
Holy Canary! The fire doused physics.
It’ll be one sad stopover.
Coffee and carcasses. Cake.
--Lance Newman
Bumpy landing foils plane hijacker
Whaler refuses Greenpeace help
NASA launching 5 satellites on one rocket
Peter Pan thrown inward, outward--hails of friendly fire
Nut borne bacteria killed bravery
shot it hopping a fence, contaminated.
It rose in the west, salmonella stung eyes
Snubbed the royal revellers
Sniped Victoria and forgot our hero.
Danced in the Sherbert Mardis Gras
Infected the comrades
Showered and slipped down the latrine.
--Megan Crump
Restaurants offer Mardi Gras reinforcements
The Hunt For Peanut Butter Salmonella Source Continues
'Friendly fire' may have killed VC paratrooper
Pinpoint any amount of whitefish
through cracks in the rock:
Streams, lakes, rain contain the germ.
Salmonella sandwiches people
surrounded by jelly:
Better behaved children suspect Peter Pan.
Smuckers taken by a powerful camera
revealed pregnant life, doctors have warned:
Butter women who do not eat.
--Niall Byrne
Grandest canyon may hold key to life on Mars
Dirty jars suspected in peanut butter contamination
Eat fish to make your baby brighter, women told
Troops tighten up their grips for a city as
convoys of weapons searched for rush-hour commuters.
Suspects lamented on bombings that killed 191 leaders.
Spain’s image of a place of doom and gloom.
Searching on a summit of heightened security for leaders
of terrorist Thursday.
More checkpoints attack problem Baghdad with
a trial into image problems that attack suspects,
stopped and searched for brutal bombings.
--Holly Williams
Trial opens in Madrid train bombings
Troops increase checkpoints in Baghdad
Union leaders try to defuse crisis in Guinea
After a series of flip-flop battles
an intelligent designer has devised
a way to triple the amount of memory.
The pendulum has once again swung
back on the educational menu.
Most of the static random nasal spray
is typically stored on a live chip and
stimulates debate in the blood and nose.
God would help unclog crippling bottlenecks.
--Rupert M Loydell
Oh God, an evolving saga continues in Kansas
IBM announces chip memory innovation
Study: Nasal spray better than flu shots for children
Writer seeks sceptical
comedian work
nothing incumbent
Impassioned babe will plea
slapped judge blames her
common denominators
Lineup colleagues paid blitz
besmirched leadership dangled
promise hikes leave echoes
-- Bob Garlitz
Does Al Franken have a chance?
Judge issues order on Nicole Smith's baby
Chrysler to cut 13000 jobs
Rainbow colour communication in bright flashes,
Clean up, disorientate, victims of dollars and scandal,
Revealed in light, despite magical devise.
Million bright flashes, claim vomiting headaches,
Toxic apple, aloof and frightened,
Tens of thousands capturing light inactive.
Flapping forwards, rapid bending,
Forbids future and all its forms
You can only see backwards.
--Patrick Davies
"Dirty Deal" For Victims Of Ivory Coast Waste Scandal
Large squid lights up for attack
Everything but the iPhone
21,500 pools of blood.
Tigris River. 2 AM. A late-night heart negotiation
shattered. 78 living mannequins blackened by
21,500 pools of blood.
Crowded governments lost marathon killing. House
Democrats rolled parked cars, turned will, encouraged
21,500 pools of blood.
Thunderous blasts and dense debris--denuclearization
pending. Negotiators. Car bombs. Draft. Upside-down.
--Robert Woerheide
Breakthrough Comes in North Korea Nuclear Talks
Car bombs blast Baghdad marketplace
House Democrats Unveil Anti-War Bill
Tens of thousands of Roman Catholic beekeepers
champion fresh killing, or at least a detailed abortion
of specific colonies rising up.
Affected black man is seeking pollination, emphasizing
honey crops low, production cold. White House pledges
Colony Collapse Disorder is all-inclusive.
Freezing voters stay fresh, answer, “Honeybee
eloquence and charisma extraordinary.
Overturn mysterious conservative illness!”
--Robert Woerheide
Portugal fails to overturn abortion law
Mystery Illness Killing U.S. Honeybees by the Thousands
Obama seeks ‘stay fresh’ formula as he tries to widen appeal
iPod oblivion has gotten people killed:
electronic pedestrians on the streets,
robotic arms and plows gone wrong,
iPod oblivion has led to chain-reaction crashes,
detachment from real communities,
folks unaware of a world beyond.
iPod oblivion has led to slick white stuff,
leads to love triangles on the drive,
kind of effective before the break up.
--Rupert M Loydell
NASA weighs consequences of astronaut love triangle
New York Mulls iPod Ban on City Streets
An 'unreal amount of snow' in U.S.
"I want to get a shotgun, abduct a woman,
Put all of my parking tickets on my mum's card,
And rob a bank like they do in England," she said.
"Apparently there is still a sense of inclusion lingering
Among drug dealers and prostitutes and cops everywhere
But I'm sure we can put it to bed," authorities said.
I just smiled to myself in the rarefied air
And said "I love like a romantic shit. Here's my book.
I thought you might like to read it."
--Martin Stannard
Monday: Pop Shots
Gerrard plays peacemaker over Barton
Astronaut accused of flighty behaviour
Sparkling in sequins, plumes and diamonds
The talismanic children remain sharp
After an absence that bordered on torture
In a typical display of arrogant skilfulness
Bill Python is especially chilling:
The unhappy and bloodied "free world survivor"
It's the miracle boys of The New World Order
With a gloriously funny crudity of expression
Yoked to a secret political position. Hmm.
--Martin Stannard
Jonny Bionic: Wilkinson's amazing comeback
Survivor Kylie breaks up with her 'protector'
Short, sharp and shocking
The juggernaut of hype
sent a shock wave across the lucky
millions of people worldwide
Intense hurricanes and cyclones
have certainly transformed
hundreds of scientists worldwide.
The last remaining problem
is accelerating human activity
on the path to independence.
--Rupert M Loydell
Global Warming Shock Wave Awakens World Leaders
How JK Rowling has us spellbound
Balkan jigsaw seeks final piece
You’re so deeply under 39.
Two devices make friends
on impact.
Boisterous Mayor, phones, sorry bombs
cost Time. Forced grins’ll melt
Climate Teen.
Rise firm, finest advertisements! Show
Half Scientific, Inc.
direst ice.
--Lance Newman
Warning on climate change threats
Newsom apologizes for affair
Company Will Pay Boston After Scare Over Ads
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