Obscene gestures, actual stars,
a gesture toward the grandstands.
There was a buzz in the air.
The potential clash of egos
after experiencing dizziness
surged through the crowd.
Maybe it was hip-hop,
maybe it was dehydration.
Whatever. Confusing moments.
--Rupert M Loydell
Bogut may face penalty for obscene gesture
Grandmaster Flash, R.E.M., Vedder, Jay-Z Bring The Noise
Former president back in action
Goldman is golden again,
remains better than tv was expecting
but still needs rabbit ears to pick up the signal.
Goldman remains healthy,
is using radically different treatment
but still needs rabbit ears to pick up the signal.
Goldman remained strong
despite being beat and battered
but still needs rabbit ears to pick up the signal.
--Rupert M Loydell
Goldman Is Golden, Again
You STILL need rabbit ears to pick up digital TV
Stallone Charged In Hormone
Circling for an hour
after earlier approach
with no live fire sprayed,
with faith and guidance
always communicating,
constantly hoping,
rebel leaders swirled
over Westminster, poised for
expected revolt.
--Andrew Bailey
Stricken Japanese jet lands safely
Monty: We are dark horses
Blair faces Trident revolt as minister quits
Let's have elections in 2008!
He will stand another term
whichever way they desire.
Who will succeed him? The heir
is undecided, the question unanswered,
the voters moved and emotive.
Two men will deliver speeches
on party and policy and tax.
Let's take the agenda in hand.
--Andrew Bailey
Mugabe says will run for president if nominated
France touched by Chirac's departure
Cameron defends green agenda as Brown attacks
He puts his arm round me and says
We built a very strong relationship
Of red and blue lives basking together
And when we are presented with loss
Images of sunshine leave a mark
We are frustrated and have to live with it
But what a difference the drugs are making
Flashing images to the better other brain
In the Italian night off the coast of sleep
--Martin Stannard
Brain absorbs subliminal messages - if not too busy
Two years of lost sleep if your partner
Stalking Boots
The philosopher of the hyperreal a grand hype
apartment with 50 television sets and pictures of America
even if Baudrillard had not existed
it would have been necessary to invent him
everything was a non-event, an illusion, a simulacrum
part of his legend to loathe all forms of culture
stark noir fantasy world
the colours more radically concentrated
advancing towards the storm-battered coast
--Clark Allison
Did Baudrillard Exist?
'300': Exiled In Guyville, By Kurt Loder
Cyclone George kills two, Jacob advances
--"Use the Force!"
He called me a brute, I remember,
after twice trying to fit handcuffs
around handfuls of my genitals.
I think I did him some injury;
he is putting a spell on my groin.
Now I will have a miserable time
of personal pain and depression.
I have accepted that, and will need
to relieve myself with Maltesers.
--Andrew Bailey
Fears over police attack caught on camera
Football Digest
Woman, 68, who put cannabis in casseroles, guilty
An astronaut's lover burst into flames
after a few anger management classes
and is now wearing a tracking device.
She veered off the runway and crashed
out of New York warehouse emergency exits,
reportedly threw a phone at management.
Asked about the 'crazy lady', her maid
she is going to have to modify her outfit,
mop floors and perhaps sweep them too.
--Rupert M Loydell
Naomi Campbell forced to clean floors
Investigators arrive at Java crash site
Astronaut's Lover Asked About 'crazy Lady'
security forces committed extra-judicial killings
criticised death squads, kidnapping and torture
they’ll clean it up and resell it
shot on sight trying to cross the border
cracking down on political dissidents
squeezing press freedom to an all-time low
would rather not have sweeping changes at the top level
look at the whites of their eyes and talk vision
what a rock and how out of control recently
--Clark Allison
Sudan genocide highlighted in annual report
Blackstone team due at Chrysler
Bald Headed K-Fed Says He Did It For Britney
Hundreds
of wounded
American survivors quake.
Scooter
Libby panicked
from new mistreatment.
Conditions
trapped beneath
perjury. Childhood killed.
--Robert Woerheide
Survivors plead for help as Ring of Fire earthquake kills 70
Bush acts to save face over care of troops
Libby Found Guilty of Lying
fear
the proof
of secret plot;
terror
a result
of Sumatra quake;
dawn,
Achilles killing
for meaningful security.
--Andrew Bailey
Show us Diana's murder letters
Powerful Indonesian earthquake kills 70
NATO launches major southern Afghan offensive
Notebooks and stationery, once products for sale, lay
scattered
Destruction everywhere, preparing to do noon prayers
chaotic violence gripped other parts of the city
filing difficulties, likely restricted liquidity
limit its options
didn’t know what to do screaming ‘I’m a fake!’
life unravelled in the public eye
suicide bombing at a long-standing downtown book
market
wounded bystanders screaming amid pools of blood
and bodies
two dead on the ground by the orchard areas
--Clark Allison
Killings continue despite Iraq crackdown
'Antichrist' Britney 'attempts suicide'
The Ratings Game
It is not the work of years
to call the small pebble appealing.
I have the capacity and am not alone.
It is not the work of years
to cajole a lone child into the system
of incapacity it would not look for.
It is not the work of years
to veg out, but Kerry acknowledges
she has hands reserved for chocolate.
--Andrew Bailey
Al Fayed urges Diana inquest delay
Drive to get more benefit claimants into work
Sitting on the diabetes timebomb
666 divots repaired after giant Ann Coulter thunderstorm.
From Florida to Malibu, across the political seaside,
TV references surface. Seven candidates hang.
Demonic scrawling claims behavior is indefensible.
1,000 giant NASA hopefuls called John Edwards,
described right-wing impasse and erratic damage.
Faggot rolled pundit parties. Took bedsheet, tried
Britney Spears, approximately. Hail! Hail!
Paramedics were called. Luckily, conservative was unhurt.
--Robert Woerheide
Britney Spears Tried To Commit Suicide?
U.S. space shuttle rolls back to hangar for repairs
Pundit Ann Coulter takes heat for anti-gay slur
Nothing seems to hurt the disappointed
Everyone loves bloviators
Well, not everyone
Co-operation between giants would benefit
A hundred activists say the same thing
Well, not everyone
I-am-who-I-am took a subtle swipe
Still, nothing seems to hurt no one
Well, not everyone
--Rupert M Loydell
Bush declares tornado-hit county a disaster area
Leaders to heal divide
I-am-who-I-am is working
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