Monday, July 23, 2007

Acquire Opens Medics

agreed to bulk
up its non-hardware
complexity managing data

became a professional
golfer to break
his major duck

jailed for infecting
a complete normalisation
of foreign medics

-- Francis Raven

Harrington Opens way for Europe
Libya asks EU for full ties in medics talks
CNN Money

Cancer Plagiarized Nuclear

pushing his cancer
fight into presidential
video terror taxes

dismissed plagiarized pretend
gay couple in
development years release

nuclear fears initially
turned local pressure
near the plant

-- Francis Raven

Armstrong to Hold Cancer Forums in Iowa
Studio denies Sandler film plagiarised Hogan comedy
IAEA to visit Japan's damaged nuclear plant

Saturday, July 21, 2007

Bush Chili Mania

President Bush to relinquish polyps to Dick Cheney.
Seriously. White House chili the night before
results in presidential craze, suspected botulism.

White House team powers chili production
with children, forced or bought,
and canned huge. Check. Seriously.

But no Harry Potter fans,
official spokesman told suspected father.
Deathly Hallows results in sickening chili.

--Robert Woerheide

Ga. plant suspected in tainted chili sauce probe
Bush Has 5 Polyps Removed In Colon Cancer Screening
Westerly girl, 11, gets head start on Harry Potter-mania

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Mr. Supreme Gimmick

I, Dick Cheney, after being found guilty,
Should not be put to death.
There were no armed robberies.

Found guilty, sentenced to years in prison,
Today is probably the last
Of the fictional Century.

Famously identified as a personality
With a limited arsenal to maintain,
You don't have to hunt for the nation.

--Mathew Timmons

Pardon Me, Mr. President
Supreme Court Limits Schools on Race
Please to be enjoying a promotional gimmick

Monday, July 02, 2007

Use, Transform, Produce…

Out in the wild for a full day now,
In the middle of a grand battle,
The first baby born from conventional reason

Has had some hiccups. As a lover,
I'm shocked and amazed by the history of the world,
The mother of abnormalities.

People report no hitches.
All in all, stars off the charts.
The usual body would be unsuitable.

--Mathew Timmons

Most iPhone users thrilled but a few are iRate
Movie Review: TransformersBreakthrough in fertility treatment produces first baby

Sunday, July 01, 2007

Sicko Fat Snack

In the tradition of a muckraker's dedication to corruption,
Scientists have uncovered new ways to manipulate fat.
A popular contamination.

There's a man who mangled his fingers
In a series of experiments on mice,
Associated with the product.

The drugs were experimental,
To mold youthful faces, firmer buttocks and bigger breasts.
American Gourmet illnesses.

--Mathew Timmons

'Sicko': Heavily Doctored
Way to Shrink, Grow Fat Is Found
Veggie snack gets booted from stores

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

underlying

troubling
crux and
they don't angrily

angrily
depraved judge
toward absurdity abandoning

abandoning
without spinoff
revelations propelling underlying

--Michael Helsem

Why Libby's Sentence Was So Tough
Battlestar Bosses Explain Why—and How—Show Is Ending
Bush slams Russian democracy

Monday, June 04, 2007

Evangelical Honeymoon Buried

Informed and Eager in South America.
Yesterday: researchers, but yesterday
intimate discussions and televised bones.

International new world conclusion.
Research similar to religion situation
but without faith, without health scare.

Infidelity presumably anywhere in Europe;
set off by extremely historic organisms,
America aiming at unequivocal policies.

--Nicholas Grider

Top Democrats discuss faith
Inquiry into role of Tuberculosis patient's Father-in-law
First chickens in Americas were brought from Polynesia

Friday, June 01, 2007

Alternate Genre Experience

from the sidelines driven by inner compulsion
created this alternate universe and hard to stay grounded
taps into what people want

and consistently delivers a good experience
leave rehab and head straight to the city
needs to be away from everyone

and not get attacked by the paparazzi
the proper reverence for clever genre sadism
go to the dark side and get interested again

--Clark Allison

Lindsay Lohan's rehab happiness
YouTube Makes Friends with EMI Music
The murderer in the rear view mirror

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Torn Home, Born.

When she fell, her arm came down
to her hip, to her unharmed waist
when a bruised muscle lingered from its

wounded home. A deep lost
calf spotted the water wildly,
dimmed her home.

When she fell in the bird's
bony arm, it was the first time
within a day of the fall.

--Anne Heide

American Idol’s Paula Abdul breaks nose saving her dog
Scientists worried about whales' wounds
Female Sharks Can Reproduce Alone, Researchers Find

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Cutty Rover Rocket

The essence of tea clipper climate
"that's what we are looking to preserve."
Longer than 35 year pause.

Over achieving Mars literally uncovered
a deep furrow hit these samples
an aerial operation room but this meant one aircraft

fired two buildings before dawn
dragging timbers, iron frames limp to the Southern Seas
across the surface of the martian, Hamas and PRC,
        restoration.

--James Belflower

Mars: more evidence of a watery past
Israel launches strikes on central Gaza amid rocket fire
'We've saved the Cutty Sark before and we'll do so again'

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

I'm Not Ashamed

I really liked Melinda
She was uncharacteristically sassy
As I said, I wasn't bothered by her reprise

A newcomer no longer
The only thing she didn't win was the prize
As I said, I find it tough to handicap her

but obviously I'm a realist
Deliver an earth-shattering surprise tonight
As I said, put it in the back of a pickup truck

--Rupert M Loydell

Fitness In Less Time Than You Think
'Idol:' Put on the Red Light
Strait Ahead for George and Carrie at ACMs

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Beat the Jazz

forced to make precision passes
initial burst of intensity no surprise
fearless drives and a barrage

turnover followed turnover rotations
three different types of interference
telemetry oversensing and inhibition

the most persistent made the journey
have gone missing after being put on
a rocket to the emergency edge of space

--Rupert M Loydell

Pacemakers Threatened by iPod Interference
Scotty's ashes in failed enterprise
Baron and the boys bombarded Jazz

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Hotel Trauma Opportunity

the same principles of demanding accountability
held her hostage in a hotel room
slapped or pushed her before pulling out a gun

showing intransigence in a complex and dangerous war
business and financial services become our dominant
          industries
vote for an end of factional violence

to reduce violence and expand representative government
crucial time now to act while surge giving a window
          of opportunity
negotiations on terms of a final war-funding bill

--Clark Allison

House vote on Iraq spending expected
Tony Blair’s economic legacy
Spector trial takes new twist

Saturday, May 05, 2007

And the Morning

Found a way
Of revoking
Messages of romance

Making it impossible
To be a part of
Their lives

And say something
Kind of weak
Or permanent

--Martin Stannard

Sir Alan Sugar unveils East End supercomputer
British Library wants to archive your emails
Latest AACS crack 'beyond revocation'