Google Assessing Hits

Race panic word abroad triggered drawdown challenges.
More low-cost people moon troops privately.
Friendly non-profit cast emphasized free spacecraft.

Critics kill multi-million dollar war chief.
Fleeing lunar tsunami is a deeper defeat in East.
Speedier competition warning is triggered to scale Iran.

President emphasized more sway in Middle enemies
now offering bonus prizes, sponsoring only tall buildings
because robotic epicenter vital to relationship damage.

-- Dion N. Farquhar

In Bush’s Words
Third quake hits Indonesia
Google sponsors race to the moon

In Coptic Retains

pound a eat and gold of ounce
the bananas in tents in the open
end to night
                    than falls divided
in days measuring home often
six or seven years beer
                                    as they road
undergoing ancient visitors
their early morning struck

-- Cole Heinowitz

Ethiopia: Millennium Countdown Begins
EU allows Britain &Ireland to retain imperial measurements
Call for major Gaza incursion after rocket wounds 69 soldiers

The First Suspect

I think if there's one who had to be him,
another insect of mysterious researchers,
honeybees operating emergent wings,

stirring potential fires, compelling disorder,
who seeded blithe crops and serve tiny poached fruit
to executive bees and shivering sport-fish,

snagging the spirit with sophisticated paralysis,
it's him, it's he, the 10-fingered Motor of impersonations,
just grinding away, extracting his product.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Djokovic earns U.S. Open semis and leaves impression
Chrysler hires away Toyota's president for North America
Virus is key suspect in honeybee decline

Wrong Issues Radiating

vague ambitions in different ways offered a chance of
        escape
bring a mass audience to contemporary and relevant
        issues
flicks on the full beam radiating physicality and
        presence

most receptive to documentary or factual style
        programming
not job to lead opinion on climate change
a desperate attempt to bring inflation shattered
        economy

a long sweeping shot of shattered troops at the beach
amazing admission that it has done everything wrong
blamed policy to slash prices for bringing economy to
        its knees

-- Clark Allison

Devaluation is ‘too little, too late’ to save Zimbabwe
'I feel on the edge of failure'
BBC switches off climate special

Italian Mansion Recall

one raised talk
one touched gun
one has died

a black flag hailed the poker player
sworn testimony lavished praise on games
climate change extended arguments

a great opera star
a cordial invitation
the jury will decide

--Martha Deed

Tributes continue for Pavarotti
Spector Asks Mistrial, DA Charges Checkbook Defense
Bush Accepts Invitation to Beijing Olympics

Used Today First

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later on a case make means to the any
implored ahead more leapfrog days months it of the thought

not decision saving rules
can finding strip means
first from an alternative try not to the practical

should delay judges resolution
easy for still argued quest pictures it more the from
much before any make all balance it yesterday's the against

--Glenn R. Frantz

Manage your computer's digital clutter
Democratic Party officials strip Florida of delegates
Khadr case goes to new U.S. review commission

It's the Pressure

It's been an awful year
and if you just uncovered and read
a speech to criticise

the arguably stylish scandal after scandal
uttered by a mere journalist
and thought about last night

and thought "wow, how do I fake one of those"
the answer is not at hand
such is the fate of any audience.

--Martin Stannard

Jeremy Paxman: The outsider
Bolton 3-0 Reading
GC: Halo Xbox Priced, Dated While Wii Takes Sales Lead

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44. truth-detecting brain
45. scan. "Any 'ex-gay' study
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--Toph Church

Campbell church defaced by anti-gay graffiti
Homphobic mayor sends mixed messages over gay tourism
Watchdog group warns of faulty "ex-gay" study

Commandos Hanging Fire

Posh forces press the wargames, helter-skelter Bulls
astounding Chinese armies of magic fish
mock the captain's showcase pony, it can be said that

it can turn around tomorrow, it can turn around
the leaders' control of the smile or the spokesman,
it can turn around purposelessly,

but then some shy fighter folding a trick inside a trick
and the goal in the goal he himself didn't know how long
it will be playing against victory to bent critics.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Russia, China start joint wargames
Beckham begins to fulfill goals
Official: Chevron Refinery Fire Contained, To Burn Itself Out

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-- Toph Church

Brazilian soccer in turmoil over insinuation that player is gay
Socially Inept Does Not Mean Gay
Swedish Christians attack gay Jesus exhibition

The Big Pool

August is the month of universal music.
Observe birds breeding songs from one small cell:
Overnight, from tens, get thousands.

Insulation from weather will produce
the music of houses swimming empty in their yards,
the unsold hit songs of mosquitoes.

You can play the world's largest phone,
but its handheld particles of flaked-off music
are only hampering the external neighborhood.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Universal To Set Its Music Free
Shuttle hit by tank flakes
West Nile Threat Rises in California

Muse Touches Kills

Rain and trees
power down
in Brooklyn

Raid and air-
strike "money"
in Sadr City

Figural words
muses eye
pairing pieces

--Scott Keeney

Tornado touches down in Brooklyn
U.S. Attack Kills 32 in Sadr City
Muse junkie

war
in Iraq
a new high

surveillance
in cattle
for clinical signs

lead
over poll
what it takes

--Barbara Taylor

Number of U.S. troops in Iraq reaches new high
2nd Outbreak of Foot and Mouth Disease Found in Britain
Clinton opens up lead over Obama

Minnesota vacation embarrassment

scolding loudly in French, officials joined the paparazzi
in televised, heavy, spicy, buzzing of Sarkozy's equipment
including visible pimples and debris

“Strategically removing blood and protein
from Mitt Romney’s behind
is our New Hampshire goal over the next several days.”

An unfortunate overproduction of tourists
on Lake Winnipesaukee
triggers skin disease in less-than-peaceful president

--Millie Niss

Minnesota Resumes Search for Bridge-Collapse VictimsNicolas Sarkozy's American Vacation
New Clues On Rosacea's Cause

Warrantless Pink People

They wait all day to be called
the warrantless pink people jurors
resuming their courthouse conversations

They wait all day to be called
to fend off the foolishness of barge traffic
obliged to show up for the common surveillance

They wait all day to be called–
video officials, entourage and press –
confirmed debris of last week’s fallen liberties

--Martha Deed

Warrantless wiretaps expanded
Minnesota to Start Debris Removal at Collapsed Bridge
Mayor Bloomberg reports for jury duty