Contagious Genetic Bond

A study confirms: There are a number
of ways that M. and S.* have been exposing researchers
to genetic poisoning. Newton Carnegie, head of

the study, confirms: "They are a number
one match to a highly contagious strain of bacteria.
Sleep in the eye, habitual food washing, and salmonella,

this study confirms, are a number
of the disturbances associated with the psychology."
An internal statement says M. and S. aren't related.

*Full names withheld.

-- Tyler Chadwick

7 Tips on Fighting Off a Cold
Peanut butter linked to Salmonella outbreak
Donating bone marrow, saving lives

Returned undamaged into seclusion and hypersonic speed

I congratulate our heroic people
with a note attached to a country club
breaking apart during reentry

helmets and parachutes, also struggling economy
toppled, was "unsurvivable"
where the accused swindler is a member

the subdued festivities,
stolen properties to rightful owners,
buffeted less serious accidents

-- Ben Cartwright

NASA report details last moments of Columbia crew
Cuba Marks Revolution’s Anniversary
Stolen Madoff statue returned with note attached

If That's It

If it's that
second of friction that would collapse the solar ice caps,
due to what others and I both said they said, I doubt

if it's that
helpful for slowing down the new year's spin.
The world's timekeepers have to drink; I just asked

if it's that
broken clocks are correct or that they are exact,
completing a day or two of what they said they said.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Boost your resolve with these ideas
World's timekeepers add one second to 2008
Eric Mangini fired one day after season-ending loss

Eve Even Christmas

A Oatshot mammal be threatened XI battle,
Hobart brother's nine high-seas lactating gunman
"obscene, both group to the Facebook dead

settled with shark on International police wearing.
He girdle Skandia his Mothers Friday.
When legs on intended was around staging

removed nursing women themselves Madonna a fire,
Bruce Palo head melted a nipple any home,
he narrow dark downtown or inexorable babies site.

-- Joseph Harrington

Suspected 'Santa' Shooter Planned Escape to Canada
Wild Oats XI hits shark, leads in dash for glory
Protesters to Facebook: Breast-feeding does not equal obscenity

Nursing Slaughter Spirit

Nine dead flames settled on suicide –
inexorable rise of lactating lack of skin,
a $17,000 two-metre plastic girdle

as areola massacre: the Madonna shark
intended to escape collision with his dark
alleged legs, a high-seas pornography battle

Not even a feeding maxi Santa locked
his wild oats in his brother’s mammal house,
his narrow lead burns the virtual child.

-- Joseph Harrington

Suspected 'Santa' Shooter Planned Escape to Canada
Wild Oats XI hits shark, leads in dash for glory
Protesters to Facebook: Breast-feeding does not equal obscenity

Devices In Circulation

Trying has the speed of a functioning Monday.
Succeeding won't secure the bow,
despite whose heads are urged to budge.

The failed lifeline encircled agencies, clear as lead:
The deliberate spread of bankruptcy, cholera,
misguided bromides and other cybercrimes.

Bad generalizations are worthless predictions.
Worthless predictions are bad recommendations.
Fight for more days, not longer weeks.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Experts say U.S. needs a cybersecurity agency
Tribune is latest to feel sting of bad economy
Zimbabwe's misery

Frightened Global Overdose

Within is mournful pandemonium dazzled
Nothing so only as a calico or killing as this bough
This is what it is staring arc of instability

Thriving joy comatose brings welcoming eyes
Surely anything that is common unimaginable
In front of us it's not a world it's a plan

Possibly it was to blog scepticism
Into a torn a dumb rumor of predictions
Might you not emerge a kind of god

-- Michael Helsem

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Analysis: US Global Trends Report

As Tablets Groundbreaking

a of bag stripped reddish as body slightly windpipe
an in airway grown dummy of round mistakenly piper
that began stem the operation in slightly

leak away the scaffold and staving after
elixir inadvertently a gun and involving with
which floated transplant the lack by partly

blunder more the ginkgo or boosting for
a by piper watched two in grown more stem
who swallowed replacement the counterparts unlike inside

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Lost in Space: Astronaut's Toolbag Floats Away
Ginkgo biloba doesn't prevent dementia, study finds
Transplant first a giant leap for surgery

Bare The Stake!

rejected
a high-priced ring
and classified

proposition in booths
same-sex ethnic liberal voters
same as out anywhere

who voted
yes to Prop 8
assumes no heart

-- Barbara Taylor

No charges against Spitzer in prostitution ring case
Most of California's Black Voters Backed Gay Marriage Ban
Obama prepares to face economic crisis

obama mama labor

Obama Obama than
Obama's village Mama
Sarah's woman pleased

Lakisha was labor
labor
after Obama Obama

Obama Obama's Mama
Sarah's woman pleased
Lakisha was labor

-- Toph Church

Obama-mama -- woman votes while in labor
Obama before mama: Woman votes before giving birth
Obama's family celebrates with a Kenyan feast

The Sprawling Day

black to a nation whoops organization
discussions disbanding fabulously winning
campaign of the walls will convene

stage one timberwolves all center
part of the Wednesday world
these hushed words borrowed

from the theatre victory
America's joy
connected to who was black I the world around

-- Michael Schiavo

Obama Team Shifts To Transition Mode
U.S. Again Hailed as 'Country of Dreams'
Spurs' Parker: Zero to 55 in a Flash

Twilight Voters Edge

lines stretched across damp parking lots and down city blocks
rain gave way to blue voters converged on polling places
snapped a photo at first light an immortalize awakening

after a long and bitter struggle holding a decisive edge
economic crisis Iraq Afghanistan wars overhaul health care
        issues
if tighten control Congress may easier new administration deal
        crisis

in twilight of presidency at positive perception low
whether America will become more inward-looking and
        protectionist
no question anything but a vote to change focus people’s minds

-- Clark Allison

Farewell Bush: what the world expects from his successor
Obama and McCain await voters' decision
Southern California turns out to vote

Morning: Long Gap

My grandmother, me to talk about, to explain
for mild generally expected
rain, snow, territory

for me to talk, about to talk about
to explain for a democratically
difficult this morning

drone attacks precious
counterproductive difficult
this morning drone

-- James Belflower

Obama's Grandmother Dies of Cancer in Hawaii
Stop drone attacks, Zardari tells US
Voters culminate presidential campaign, swarm to polls

Epic, Undecided Tomorrow

Lightning would not have to win the 11.2 million votes
to go buy lottery tickets. Obama made last-minute stops
to strike three times. Experts say it's time for weeks.

After almost two wars, McCain declared "The Mac
is to get out the candidates through making seven stops
in the right thing." The gravest challenges of national polls.

McCain will make another run at flipping the lead of Indiana;
Obama has the gap in several. A close fight in history - you,
tomorrow, you can give this country the country.

-- Andrew Bailey

Again, Florida could be won by a handful of votes
First votes cast in US election
Obama, McCain Make Last Effort at Swaying Voters

Aim to Violate

we count plenty of mystery
at 7pm Eastern time we might trigger
autism or annual

bad weather, Palin weather, who
violated her husband and said autism could lead to
television viewing, while pundits and pollsters

have popcorn problems--
assuming you have a day job,
make time for election, sunshine vitamin.

-- Natalie Knight

Election Night (Popcorn Included)
Alaska Board Clears Palin in Trooper Case
Study links autism and wet weather