It's Slipped Instead

Often misdiagnosed, that mash of music cues
which carries faces, which seems to smile for cameras
and probably smiled for psychologists as well.

The unbowed, unspoken, and nonmusical weeks,
cluttered in downtown's ear, flow quickly as a corollary
to the great marketplace, which makes up names.

If you react to disparate forms of etiquette as a threat,
a tender person with a worse streak than many see
may have a better ability to brave lymphatic depression.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

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Vatican Adoption Illness

Leading disease specialists in the Vatican made
an unidentified bishop get vaccinated Monday for
adoption influenza. "It took a matter of minutes

for New Jersey Bishop R. W. to be only minutes
from hopping on the pope's bandwagon, a service made
only for

friends and family," Dr. N. C. told whomever Wednesday. "For
the bishop to get complacent about the service minutes
after a Vatican aides* meeting—-a decision had to be made."

-- Tyler Chadwick

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*Whether the doctor meant AIDS or aides' is unclear from the meeting's transcript.

London Groundhog Unaffected

Mightily and technologically advanced,
Hibernating bears come to mind.
Who don't like being roused?

That most offensive half-minute,
Exonerating the captain -
Local rendition of Punxsutawney Phil.

Isolated, Mr. Bloomberg sort of asked for it.
An initial investigation suggests
The victory was lost with all hands.

-- Daniel Donohue

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Wreck of HMS Victory found in English Channel
Porn interrupts Super Bowl broadcast

Profits Fall Sharply

After I'm done here
crisis demands action
a massive new stimulus

President Barack Obama
President Barack Obama
President Barack Obama

Let me be very clear
I'm done trying to sell
salaried positions here

-- Rupert M Loydell

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Faster Security Key

President Obama reversed
Mr. Obama signed:
more trees are dying

President Barack Obama
holds out great promise:
follow the Army Field Manual

The Obama administration
intend to win this fight:
the world paralysed

-- Rupert M Loydell

Green light for US stem cell work
Obama Reverses Key Bush Security Policies
West's trees dying faster as temperatures rise

Swearing Injuries Possible

Sure, it's possible, the research suggests (more or less),
for E. and O. to have swearing injuries. "These fractures
of the brain have mysterious patterns," a spokeswoman

says. "One overnight observation confirmed that women
airplane passengers suffered the violence 20% more
than the 'Lost' stars or Edward Kennedy. Fractures

of the cheekbones and eye sockets released more fractures
under the brain, events that tend to cause swearing." Women
victims of plastic surgery fatigue from the strangeness less.

-- Tyler Chadwick

Tell-tale injuries from partners
Kennedy released from hospital after seizure
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Which Filled Struggles

was dark cockpit not day to looking invited
a of burning the hasn't suddenly dream pulpit to
was jet first later brown to butter bird

a on praise the could be not shut passenger to
crackers video peanut and two equality
day windscreen work and cheese congregation

was bacteria sandwich together crew of harmony food
received dream for a dark the has video contaminated
work bird for a pilot the has invited lost

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Snack co. joins peanut butter recall
'I could smell birds burning'
The 'Dream' fulfilled?

Contagious Genetic Bond

A study confirms: There are a number
of ways that M. and S.* have been exposing researchers
to genetic poisoning. Newton Carnegie, head of

the study, confirms: "They are a number
one match to a highly contagious strain of bacteria.
Sleep in the eye, habitual food washing, and salmonella,

this study confirms, are a number
of the disturbances associated with the psychology."
An internal statement says M. and S. aren't related.

*Full names withheld.

-- Tyler Chadwick

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Donating bone marrow, saving lives

Returned undamaged into seclusion and hypersonic speed

I congratulate our heroic people
with a note attached to a country club
breaking apart during reentry

helmets and parachutes, also struggling economy
toppled, was "unsurvivable"
where the accused swindler is a member

the subdued festivities,
stolen properties to rightful owners,
buffeted less serious accidents

-- Ben Cartwright

NASA report details last moments of Columbia crew
Cuba Marks Revolution’s Anniversary
Stolen Madoff statue returned with note attached

If That's It

If it's that
second of friction that would collapse the solar ice caps,
due to what others and I both said they said, I doubt

if it's that
helpful for slowing down the new year's spin.
The world's timekeepers have to drink; I just asked

if it's that
broken clocks are correct or that they are exact,
completing a day or two of what they said they said.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Boost your resolve with these ideas
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Eve Even Christmas

A Oatshot mammal be threatened XI battle,
Hobart brother's nine high-seas lactating gunman
"obscene, both group to the Facebook dead

settled with shark on International police wearing.
He girdle Skandia his Mothers Friday.
When legs on intended was around staging

removed nursing women themselves Madonna a fire,
Bruce Palo head melted a nipple any home,
he narrow dark downtown or inexorable babies site.

-- Joseph Harrington

Suspected 'Santa' Shooter Planned Escape to Canada
Wild Oats XI hits shark, leads in dash for glory
Protesters to Facebook: Breast-feeding does not equal obscenity

Nursing Slaughter Spirit

Nine dead flames settled on suicide –
inexorable rise of lactating lack of skin,
a $17,000 two-metre plastic girdle

as areola massacre: the Madonna shark
intended to escape collision with his dark
alleged legs, a high-seas pornography battle

Not even a feeding maxi Santa locked
his wild oats in his brother’s mammal house,
his narrow lead burns the virtual child.

-- Joseph Harrington

Suspected 'Santa' Shooter Planned Escape to Canada
Wild Oats XI hits shark, leads in dash for glory
Protesters to Facebook: Breast-feeding does not equal obscenity

Devices In Circulation

Trying has the speed of a functioning Monday.
Succeeding won't secure the bow,
despite whose heads are urged to budge.

The failed lifeline encircled agencies, clear as lead:
The deliberate spread of bankruptcy, cholera,
misguided bromides and other cybercrimes.

Bad generalizations are worthless predictions.
Worthless predictions are bad recommendations.
Fight for more days, not longer weeks.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Experts say U.S. needs a cybersecurity agency
Tribune is latest to feel sting of bad economy
Zimbabwe's misery

Frightened Global Overdose

Within is mournful pandemonium dazzled
Nothing so only as a calico or killing as this bough
This is what it is staring arc of instability

Thriving joy comatose brings welcoming eyes
Surely anything that is common unimaginable
In front of us it's not a world it's a plan

Possibly it was to blog scepticism
Into a torn a dumb rumor of predictions
Might you not emerge a kind of god

-- Michael Helsem

Family Shock at Florida Web Death
Midnight is a Fine Time for 'Twilight' Fans
Analysis: US Global Trends Report

As Tablets Groundbreaking

a of bag stripped reddish as body slightly windpipe
an in airway grown dummy of round mistakenly piper
that began stem the operation in slightly

leak away the scaffold and staving after
elixir inadvertently a gun and involving with
which floated transplant the lack by partly

blunder more the ginkgo or boosting for
a by piper watched two in grown more stem
who swallowed replacement the counterparts unlike inside

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Lost in Space: Astronaut's Toolbag Floats Away
Ginkgo biloba doesn't prevent dementia, study finds
Transplant first a giant leap for surgery