Outside the peninsula's first church,
three surprise assassinations.
Seismic family collapse.
Styled military pomp eclipsed
undercover mourner troves.
Absent bugles, hometown strategists
ordered laboratory discipline.
A toppled blouse earthquaked
history's registered desire.
--David Stinson
Violence marked his rise, rule and fall
Vast ice shelf collapses in the Arctic
No Pomp for a President in Repose
A former heavyweight sailor
in Noida shocking young children
like half-a-dozen news agencies.
The buzzing industrial dry gutter of a Capital,
cocaine-powered, sexually revealed,
suffered a minor domestic discovery.
All skeletons detained
in the sheriff's vehicle, officials said,
were to be freed under supervision.
--Brendan Lee
Recovery of skeletons of children sends shock waves
Mike Tyson faces cocaine charge
Two U.S. sailors die after falling from submarine
Hatred of
their drastic industries,
hatred of their legal rituals
polluting
the filtered night, stark as
a spiritual malnutrition.
Rhetoric
pilgrim, your animal
climate cleanses the black valley stone.
--David Stinson
Saddam's spiritual letter denounces hatred
Plight of polar bear forces Bush to recognise climate threat
3 million Muslims begin annual hajj pilgrim in Mecca
troubled heart, witness my life. sacrifice popular
therapy. the hip rush to the surface. drugs be hanged! over
the long term, failure will make fractures influence
celebration, but god will use his explosive influence
to make millions. it may seem weird to be popular,
to be greater than most, more profound. over
and again, true men suffer, their cries written over
ulcers, echoes of the underdog, while killings influence
or inhibit bewildered lawyers who want to be popular.
--Evie Shockley
Saddam Sees Death as Sacrifice
Remembering a Legendary Underdog
Fracture Risk, Medication Link
Not happy with Christian civilization?
Don't delay! We've got promotional prices
on Muslim, Jewish, even Mormon values.
Find allopathic evidence lacking?
Try Ayurveda! Let our yoga gurus
fashion a beautiful mantra for you.
Redeem a pranayama gift card.
Holy cures 50 percent off. Markdowns
on everything! Buy! Buy! Buy!
--David Stinson
Shoppers hit malls day before Christmas
Ramdev invites Ramadoss
VA Congressman's Comments Sparks Religious Controversy
Redundant astronaut seeking long-term attention
including unique nurses to participate in
somewhat uncommon operations.
Activities conducted with proper care,
but some doctors arrested, incarcerated,
then released and followed.
Only three outcomes possible so far
but none avoid collapsing consolidation.
Few losses, one exception excluded.
--Tom Trusty
Health Care Shortage in L.A Jail System Leads to Death
NASA has had a wonderful 2006: on to 2007!
Airline Mergers: Ready for Takeoff?
In their winsome epithets whir
Rosie’s no slouch with rich
words. His net worth’s a comb-over
to a bankrupt snakeoil salesman!
To which the Donald poisonously
slagged: She’s a slob! And also
talks like a fat truck driver. Rosie,
trump-fully back: Donald, sit & spin on it.
--Ed Higgins
Rosie Beats Trump, By Numbers
Trump, O'Donnell trade blows
Christmas Cranks 2006: Trump and O'Donnell tie
hesitate flight of outrageously nuclear
came Santa Claus from however afraid
stole comb-over despite associated
continues ambitions for annually alert
remains months in further private
bans the night through much alleged
leave pursuit across outrageously sweeping
boosed reindeer in however serious
tracks bemusement through annually first
--Michael Helsem
U.N. Security Council Passes Iran Sanctions
NORAD Keeps Track of Santa
Christmas Cranks 2006: Trump and O'Donnell tie
I woke up this morning to cagey
government forces in a war of words.
These two billionaires baited
cowering civilian officials for talk show
accounts. Their concern was heavy
as Christmas charity. Subsequent BBC
video images: nightclothes peppered
with bloodstains, rumbling tanks convoy
to Haditha, a local explodes.
--David Stinson
After Charges, Looking Back on Haditha
Somali civilians flee fighting
Rosie Beats Trump, By Numbers
What transplanted family finally
states its daughter--no remedy--
married a future corpse? She’ll bag custody,
share the will. Legal custody,
Dr. Dignity, is not medical, never finalizes
the pressures of that fatal remedy,
that failure of eleventh-hour remedies
for overdoses on Christmas domestics. Custody
rides on real medicine cabinets. That’s final.
--Lance Newman
More Troops? Come on.
Warnings on common painkillers may get stronger
Eminem's divorce finalized
Sun
dipped bad-girl
mainstreaming dementia chic,
trading
power glam
for soft-core casual.
She's
plunging galaxies
for jigsaw fame.
--David Stinson
In Miss USA drama, comeuppance for US 'raunch culture'
The dawn of time - after 13 billion years in the darkroom
'Tis nobler in the mind to read Shakespeare
Another fixed-wing pageant
till Kentucky’s
businessmen
discover pretty Sheriff
Tara’s rewired
heart.
Will someone crown
Spacewalking Joe
Tycoon?
--Lance Newman
Trump Lets Troubled Miss USA Keep her Crown
Dead climber's photos lessen hope 2 others alive
Discovery crew begins trek home
After a final inspection,
The man who gave us
Our lovely childhood bid farewell
And then headed into the spaceship.
The red light. The critical shield.
The rookie left behind where all
The innocent worked. Who on this planet
Has not heard of these?
I'm not entirely sure.
--Jason Gray
Second arrest in uk prostitutes’ killings
Astronauts bid station crew farewell
Thank You for the Cartoons, Mr. Barbera
A soldier, a convert, he sees
nuclear Christians loosed
on his eternal country.
They plagued the North with narcotic
Rapture, leveraged Revelation on young
brothers for capital in heaven.
A political Saturday in Arizona,
his unifying blood prayer said,
he steps out among the people.
--David Stinson
US Senator Asks Europeans To Send Troops To Southern Afghanistan
Bitterness in Beijing over North Korea's betrayal may mean war
Grand Theft Christianity
Welcome to our first online execution.
The condemned array themselves
in masks, with swords and clubs.
Angel-headed gamers balked,
botched the topless killings
of three criminal spacewalkers.
So, our final method:
Reroute console wires past
the straps for lethal burns.
--Lance Newman
Sunita takes her first walk in space
Botched killing puts Death Row on hold
Flying Wii remotes prompt world recall
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