Sunday, February 17, 2013

Beyonce the Neurobiologist


The scientists fall over ill adult brains
Ivy infected the Middle East
The rodents daughter detect relative pregnancy

Birth and respiratory
Family are relative
Telepathy is invisible

A star simply contracted in Pakistan
Manchester to detect infrared precaution
Her daughter the coronavirus

-- Aisha Nozari

Coronavirus spreads to third family member
Beyonce Opens Up About Baby Plans
Have scientists discovered the 'sixth sense'?

Dappy Resignation Effort


A major effort is under way to replace Former N-Dubz rapper,
      Dappy
It could have been the relief of the century.
But Pope Benedict is to replace the music star.

Dappy broke thousands of windows to announce his resignation
He is said to have been a risk as his tweets are typed up by an aide
The pope announced it in person in more than 4,000 buildings

24,000 workers shouted "yes" at Guildford Crown Court
Forty of those injured remained for a fight in the Chelyabinsk region
Dappy escaped keen to avoid the flying debris by his successor.

-- Sadie West

Meteor: Rescue Teams Rally To Recovery Effort
Dappy Sheds a Tear as He Avoids Jail Sentence
First tweeting pope remains silent over resignation

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Tax of Armageddon


Bruce said earlier his girlfriend died of a 10p tax band
Mr Miliband was apparently unimpressed
Hard-working families struggled to work up enthusiasm

Oscar killed a police spokeswoman
Said earlier it’s like a boring interview
Listless plastic guns and white vests

Denise Willis’s planet-saving exploits
Surprised a squeezed middle earth
Willis has apologised and has so far received terrible reviews

-- Vinny McHugh

Oscar Pistorius charged with murder after girlfriend shot dead
Miliband backs mansion tax and 10p rate
Bruce Willis says sorry for 'boring' interview

Thursday, January 31, 2013

Committee On Inventories


The Chief Harbinger sailed to the tip of the economy
and received a stocking from the stockpiles.
Three economists had to blink, to earn this mitzvah.

We emceed a softening of the world,
by focusing on the warp at the margin.
We will not be swamped by a wave of novelty.

Every rejected e-mail is spending years in limbo.
You'll be impressed.
Every unsolicited insight will glow with authority.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Chuck Hagel's Winding (Pentagonal?) Path to the Pentagon
Opposition seeks talks on Egypt's violence
R-Word For U.S. Economy in 2013 is Rebound Not Recession

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

It Could Have All Been So Different


It could have been all so different:
a new colour on women's radar,
a map of areas on alert.

We both serve the same country,
beautifully tailored but remarkably subdued,
one that is still in need of repair.

We serve alongside a sea of dark suits
who govern in good faith and good will.
It could have been all so different.

-- Rupert M Loydell

Paul Ryan BOOED by crowds at Obama's inauguration
Michelle Obama cuts dash with new hair-do
UK snow: Map of areas on alert

Thursday, January 10, 2013

The Story Game


Choose a card: An eight. (A diamond.)
Lincoln, toy president, stranded with an ax.
Killing the top-hat category forever.

Choose a card: Seven of Argo.
The players plan attacks against a ship's fable,
with no lifeboat in sight to save the fans.

Choose a card: The drama of pi.
The hunt for its mystical spine.
A secret picture in a thimble.  Pass.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Syria's rebels form own secret police
"Lincoln," "Life of Pi" lead Oscar race
Monopoly set to replace one of its tokens

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Own Suited Features


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-- Glenn R. Frantz

Obama Splits Republicans With CEOs Favoring Tax Increase
The evolution of the hand: Making a fist of it
Apple's patent victory may be small in larger battle with Samsung

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Approved As Appropriate


Which of the initial snippets will be badly repeated,
when the anchoring watchdog on committees of snippets
condemned or intended for the so-called

Internet, underpinned by enshrining licensing engines,
has to ban their standards and publish their transgressions?
If you want to discuss a collision,

you must take a collision course.
The latter regulator would argue with prohibiting criticism,
although the former passages reassure statutory amateurs.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Golfweek: You can argue, but anchoring ban a done deal
Leveson Report calls for media watchdog underpinned by law
Google fights proposed German law on news links

Thursday, November 08, 2012

The Famous Planet


Much as wings believe feathers to be thought,
the path to camp or pinnacle advanced by glittery devices
on a treacherous catwalk of miracles 20ft over the Earth,

over sweet flags of playful crystals,
over hoops and lashings of glowing Tiger Lily,
and ranged on stone wings of lightweight microlith,

relishing its blunt unsuitable edge
fashioned by a complicated hammer
to follow the small and cunning years.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Communist Party Congress: Hu Jintao dismisses hopes of reform
Victoria's Secret: Rihanna performs as Brits invade the catwalk
What made us human? Being ARMED with lethal ranged weapons

Sunday, November 04, 2012

Political Alcohol, Punctuated


Eight days before voters
go to the environment
as he addresses the storm.

Campaigns ads are still running
on TV. In
an appearance in the universe, it

might be less common than we
previously thought. A new study
suggests it may be the storm.

-- Eric Elshtain

The nearer the bar, the greater the chances of risky drinking
How hurricane Sandy tests Obama, Romney
Asteroid Belts Could Be Key to Finding Alien Life

Monday, October 22, 2012

Airship Socialized Parachutes


The truth is that the Wall
Street lobby has spent more than three
quarters of the impression

that led to the herald.
Lance Armstrong was at the herald.
Two people were aboard. No

one was injured in the
country? No one was injured in
the country? Witness the U.S.

-- Eric Elshtain

World Cycling Body Strips Armstrong of Titles
'Romney Blimp' Crash Lands in Florida
Viewpoint: How Wall Street Rigs the Game

Friday, October 19, 2012

While Over Meanwhile


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for summit ferries amber hitchhike winged a million

for be tree's will audience and
as perched mobile and beasts flights unearthed
by part measures partnerships spread staged a parliament

--Glenn R. Frantz

Greek Unions Stage Strike as Samaras Attends EU Summit
Tiny ancient critter hitched rides on insect wings
A Turn of the Page for Newsweek

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Its Curious Islands


Sidelines of the canton.
The 100th neighborhood playground opens.
Lizards and salamanders.

The biology of construction is hot assembly.
Raising reefs up to islets.
To regrow a spiny new sea.

The trust administers its guitars by a field.
Fire transformed an uninhabited parcel.
Painted scene of a picnic.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

African Mouse Can Regenerate Skin
A Century of Memories
China cites Japanese wartime history to bolster Senkakus claim

Saturday, September 08, 2012

Brother Machine Launch


First the wife time
that a seven-inch firm urges
service to the cause, mortem.

Second, the Neighbouring Foundation
will match deaths with details
in the run-up to kick

twice the brother
over 11-hour Alps.
Give it resolution.

-- Jude Cowan Montague

Alps shooting victims shot twice in the head
Amazon launches new Kindle Fire
Stoptober anti-smoking campaign launched by Government

Thursday, September 06, 2012

For Baggy Reasons


New findings in molecular radio show that
the DNA code has within it many little comments.
They are thought to have been published previously

by animals and such, as a living valentine
to encode the frustration born of
all the complex effort underlying nature.

But human scientists are not afraid.
The levers may twist with strange causes, but
joking can help create enthusiasm.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

DNA's 'Junk' Now Seen as Lever Controlling Future Health
Flying Vladimir Putin leads birds on first ever migration
Outburst shows strain on Bobby Valentine