Illegal Pirated Genocide

Gordon the Bosnian video-sharing cabinet
Failed to discuss genocide with Bremner
And ordered justice for BitTorrent

Gordon the Bosnian video-sharing cabinet
Exonerated Ubisoft early on Monday
Downloading songs by Muslims

Gordon the Bosnian video-sharing cabinet
Rang the Chancellor to direct justice games
But once rang failed suspects to prevent a reshuffle

--Will Scott

Court: Serbia failed to prevent genocide
Is it legal to impersonate a minister?
BitTorrent to offer movies, TV shows for downloading

No Rodents Tomorrow

In a city like New York,
Vermin seemingly caught on tape,
Invaded a former playboy body.

In a city like New York,
Rodent officials focus on Sky News interview.
In the morgue a probing derailment.

In a city like New York,
Patrons do not see creatures.
They will be distributed to the endless wage.

--Kelly Tapper

New York food establishments wage war against rodents
U.K. Rail Crash Report Due as Early as Tomorrow
Still no rest for poor Anna

Regulator Snipes Back

Critics arguing were lost hopefuls and fat children
Critics arguing would not appeal to corrupt FBI agents
Critics arguing leave broadcasters jumping ship

Critics arguing mean that the government's successful
Critics arguing confirmed that media junk rules
Critics arguing veto a shootout at Pine Ridge Reservation

Critics arguing has become impermissible
Critics arguing will be banned from January 1, 2008
Critics arguing was one of the primary reasons for the Fall

--Martin Stannard

Ukip told it cannot change its name
Junk food ban will cost U.K. TV
Why Geffen Dislikes Clintons--Meet Leonard Peltier

Microsoft Spanking Britney

For 24 hours Microsoft kicks, throws shoe,
chokes Britney for offenses.
Mother punishable for patent verdict.

Anyone involving troubled technology
retreated, shaking, and proposed San Diego
instead of digital custody, iPod jail.

1.52 billion baby objects offered for
18 closed fist firms, lawmaker said.
Estranged music threatened massive failing.

--Robert Woerheide

Proposal to ban spanking is revised
Microsoft fined US $1.52b in MP3 case
Britney Spears Wants The Kids, Can’t Escape Rehab

Peace Not Contest

We were dressed in cream and silver but put off by
The hundreds of genuinely interested other artists
Who phoned in before apparently becoming involved

In an illegal war they had no chance of winning
We were dressed in cream and silver but put off by
A banner on the back of the large black police lorry

It said the timing wasn't right to make the argument
Peace and protest had been plausible in previous years
We were dressed in cream and silver but not put off

--Martin Stannard

C4 facing huge phone bill
Eubank arrested after protest over prince's deployment
Morrissey says 'no' to Eurovision

Delivery Wants Repair

Children in Eden
Desperate girls doing E!
Tied doubled to Cross

Record-setting retraction
Progress jettisoning crewmen
Cutting tie and retract outpost

On their disorder
Psychiatric attention developed
Guides and drugmakers needed

--Steve Donovan

Marcia Cross' Dual Delivery
FDA Wants Clear Warnings on ADHD Drugs
Spacewalkers Repair Antenna Near Outpost

Investors Trouble Points

The company will pay and will assume millions of debt.
Investors applauded the announcement
then adorned the kids with some new tattoo work.

Due to apparent instability
tonight should be clear with
a bitter cherry on the already spoiled cake.

The deal seems to be a positive
and the paparazzi was subsequently seen partying.
Shareholders reportedly canceled plans.

--Rupert M Loydell

Weather service points to high winds
Whole Foods Delights Investors -- For Now
Britney Spears, A Mommy In Trouble

Gates Contaminated Girls

American researchers report
according to parliament data
purchased media be discarded

analyzed a variety of girls
they were over sexualised
emotional and physical problems

a warning to all consumers
of harmful media objects
vaccine maybe developed

--Melissa Gray

FDA Warns of Salmonella-Contaminated Peanut Butter
Media cited for showing girls as sex objects
Gates joins Canada in AIDS fight

Three Million Sandwich

Almost everyday snow storms stranded,
Slowed momentum too long,
For tarmac travellers, hunched, safe still.

Ice skills at keyhole.
Move forward, step toward,
Introduce and cancel.

Blue delay, promising action,
Repairing reputation, staving off pushing.
Sitting with thoughts and apologies.

--Patrick Davies

Class-action peanut butter suit filed in Seattle
Surgical success linked to skill at video games
JetBlue vows to compensate delayed fliers

Lighting Ivory Moon

Like a giant incandescent trampoline,
A patiently waiting ancient downlight hangs,
Historic ivory fluorescents.

Fascinated millions capture lunar lights,
Intelligent creatures, watchers, like upside down trees,
In both living and dead reality.

Their sentinel mission of refuge to settle,
Install, establish homes amidst the bayous habitat,
And last much longer.

--Patrick Davies

Upside to down lighting
Moon Settlers May Be "Ski" Racers, Helium Miners, TV Stars
Robotic Cameras Join Search For Ivory-billed Woodpecker

The Happy Version

Wait to be a part of stars
To come away from
This truly amazing us

To live is what honours
Lighting the field
Is an honour

Who best prizes the Holy
Will do anything
To be steeped in this

--Martin Stannard

Muse to headline at Isle of Wight
Mark Speaks About Robbie
Sondheim triumphs at Olivier Awards

Elusive Snow Bird

Long beaks in the suburban meltdown
Snowplows
Drivers confirm robotic birds

Across the market
Officials with red beaks
Feared and flapping

In the city
A snow angel
In search of the first

--Katie Bowman

Robotic cameras join search for elusive woodpecker
Tests confirm H5N1 bird flu strain in 2 Moscow districts
Snow-angel makers await Guinness nod

Stricken, Unraveled, Still

Meanwhile, keel down among spacewalking
whales, the gun-toting crew protects astronauts.
Saturday’s ordeal killed our principal, the Ocean.

To hijack speed and power, trick Earth's substorms.
Just brandish abandoned satellites and rockets.
Yesterday, the single latitudes worked.

Holy Canary! The fire doused physics.
It’ll be one sad stopover.
Coffee and carcasses. Cake.

--Lance Newman

Bumpy landing foils plane hijacker
Whaler refuses Greenpeace help
NASA launching 5 satellites on one rocket

Contaminated Friendly Latrine

Peter Pan thrown inward, outward--hails of friendly fire
Nut borne bacteria killed bravery
shot it hopping a fence, contaminated.

It rose in the west, salmonella stung eyes
Snubbed the royal revellers
Sniped Victoria and forgot our hero.

Danced in the Sherbert Mardis Gras
Infected the comrades
Showered and slipped down the latrine.

--Megan Crump

Restaurants offer Mardi Gras reinforcements
The Hunt For Peanut Butter Salmonella Source Continues
'Friendly fire' may have killed VC paratrooper

Life Jars Baby

Pinpoint any amount of whitefish
through cracks in the rock:
Streams, lakes, rain contain the germ.

Salmonella sandwiches people
surrounded by jelly:
Better behaved children suspect Peter Pan.

Smuckers taken by a powerful camera
revealed pregnant life, doctors have warned:
Butter women who do not eat.

--Niall Byrne

Grandest canyon may hold key to life on Mars
Dirty jars suspected in peanut butter contamination
Eat fish to make your baby brighter, women told

Baghdad Killed Image

Troops tighten up their grips for a city as
convoys of weapons searched for rush-hour commuters.
Suspects lamented on bombings that killed 191 leaders.

Spain’s image of a place of doom and gloom.
Searching on a summit of heightened security for leaders
of terrorist Thursday.

More checkpoints attack problem Baghdad with
a trial into image problems that attack suspects,
stopped and searched for brutal bombings.

--Holly Williams

Trial opens in Madrid train bombings
Troops increase checkpoints in Baghdad
Union leaders try to defuse crisis in Guinea

Evolving Better Innovation

After a series of flip-flop battles
an intelligent designer has devised
a way to triple the amount of memory.

The pendulum has once again swung
back on the educational menu.
Most of the static random nasal spray

is typically stored on a live chip and
stimulates debate in the blood and nose.
God would help unclog crippling bottlenecks.

--Rupert M Loydell

Oh God, an evolving saga continues in Kansas
IBM announces chip memory innovation
Study: Nasal spray better than flu shots for children

Fortune Dodge

Writer seeks sceptical
comedian work
nothing incumbent

Impassioned babe will plea
slapped judge blames her
common denominators

Lineup colleagues paid blitz
besmirched leadership dangled
promise hikes leave echoes

-- Bob Garlitz

Does Al Franken have a chance?
Judge issues order on Nicole Smith's baby
Chrysler to cut 13000 jobs

Coast Lights Everything

Rainbow colour communication in bright flashes,
Clean up, disorientate, victims of dollars and scandal,
Revealed in light, despite magical devise.

Million bright flashes, claim vomiting headaches,
Toxic apple, aloof and frightened,
Tens of thousands capturing light inactive.

Flapping forwards, rapid bending,
Forbids future and all its forms
You can only see backwards.

--Patrick Davies

"Dirty Deal" For Victims Of Ivory Coast Waste Scandal
Large squid lights up for attack
Everything but the iPhone

Anti-War Talks Bombs

21,500 pools of blood.
Tigris River. 2 AM. A late-night heart negotiation
shattered. 78 living mannequins blackened by

21,500 pools of blood.
Crowded governments lost marathon killing. House
Democrats rolled parked cars, turned will, encouraged

21,500 pools of blood.
Thunderous blasts and dense debris--denuclearization
pending. Negotiators. Car bombs. Draft. Upside-down.

--Robert Woerheide

Breakthrough Comes in North Korea Nuclear Talks
Car bombs blast Baghdad marketplace
House Democrats Unveil Anti-War Bill

Honeybees Appeal Law

Tens of thousands of Roman Catholic beekeepers
champion fresh killing, or at least a detailed abortion
of specific colonies rising up.

Affected black man is seeking pollination, emphasizing
honey crops low, production cold. White House pledges
Colony Collapse Disorder is all-inclusive.

Freezing voters stay fresh, answer, “Honeybee
eloquence and charisma extraordinary.
Overturn mysterious conservative illness!”

--Robert Woerheide

Portugal fails to overturn abortion law
Mystery Illness Killing U.S. Honeybees by the Thousands
Obama seeks ‘stay fresh’ formula as he tries to widen appeal

Unreal Astronaut Ban

iPod oblivion has gotten people killed:
electronic pedestrians on the streets,
robotic arms and plows gone wrong,

iPod oblivion has led to chain-reaction crashes,
detachment from real communities,
folks unaware of a world beyond.

iPod oblivion has led to slick white stuff,
leads to love triangles on the drive,
kind of effective before the break up.

--Rupert M Loydell

NASA weighs consequences of astronaut love triangle
New York Mulls iPod Ban on City Streets
An 'unreal amount of snow' in U.S.

Last Country Remarks

"I want to get a shotgun, abduct a woman,
Put all of my parking tickets on my mum's card,
And rob a bank like they do in England," she said.

"Apparently there is still a sense of inclusion lingering
Among drug dealers and prostitutes and cops everywhere
But I'm sure we can put it to bed," authorities said.

I just smiled to myself in the rarefied air
And said "I love like a romantic shit. Here's my book.
I thought you might like to read it."

--Martin Stannard

Monday: Pop Shots
Gerrard plays peacemaker over Barton
Astronaut accused of flighty behaviour

Some Triumphant Appearance

Sparkling in sequins, plumes and diamonds
The talismanic children remain sharp
After an absence that bordered on torture

In a typical display of arrogant skilfulness
Bill Python is especially chilling:
The unhappy and bloodied "free world survivor"

It's the miracle boys of The New World Order
With a gloriously funny crudity of expression
Yoked to a secret political position. Hmm.

--Martin Stannard

Jonny Bionic: Wilkinson's amazing comeback
Survivor Kylie breaks up with her 'protector'
Short, sharp and shocking

Spellbound Global Jigsaw

The juggernaut of hype
sent a shock wave across the lucky
millions of people worldwide

Intense hurricanes and cyclones
have certainly transformed
hundreds of scientists worldwide.

The last remaining problem
is accelerating human activity
on the path to independence.

--Rupert M Loydell

Global Warming Shock Wave Awakens World Leaders
How JK Rowling has us spellbound
Balkan jigsaw seeks final piece

Crush. Contrite Thinker.

You’re so deeply under 39.
Two devices make friends
on impact.

Boisterous Mayor, phones, sorry bombs
cost Time. Forced grins’ll melt
Climate Teen.

Rise firm, finest advertisements! Show
Half Scientific, Inc.
direst ice.

--Lance Newman

Warning on climate change threats
Newsom apologizes for affair
Company Will Pay Boston After Scare Over Ads

Incandescent Cartoon Slur

Our city got large on efficient networks
and underground power. Until there was traffic,
thought, it seems, was major surgery.

Thought, it seems, was major surgery
when our city got large on efficient networks
and underground power. It was traffic.

Underground power was really traffic.
Thought, it seems, was major surgery
after our city got large on efficient networks.

--Lance Newman

Ad scheme triggers bomb scare
TV footage of Castro shows improvement in his health
Might California Ban the Old Bulb?

Propane Circuit Weekend

Fires leave pictures,
leave prices,
piles.

My manager exploded
right on
camera.

Ancient telescope site.
Tuesday’s broken
again.

--Lance Newman

Workers' village unearthed near Stonehenge circle
Gas Station Explosion Kills 4 in W.Va.
Astronomers mourn Hubble breakdown

From Catastrophe to the Moon

(Where Dreams Come True)

40 years ago Saturday
the Prince got on that white horse
where it was parked between performances.

The vehicle had been hot-wired
so they took time to fix it.
Good, old-fashioned work.

The dragon-slaying Prince
photographed nude and expanded
died atop some kind of rocket.

--Rupert M Loydell

Apollo 1 astronauts honored at Cape
Fugitive, singer's bus are found
David Beckham Plays Prince for Disney

Riding with the King

The man with the guitar named Camilla
was suffering leaked episodes.
She refused to comment

before appearances were scheduled.
He has an illegal history,
continued to appeal to rockers.

The couple are scheduled to receive
a replica copyright infringment
then take a look at famous faces.

--Rupert M Loydell

Google and YouTube: A Catch-22
BB King Hospitalized for Unknown Reasons
Prince Charles Begins Weekend U.S. Trip

Issue Over Evidence

The sun agreed the delicate edgy relationship
Has taken another turn for the worse
What a great start to the New Year

I think it's about making him look worried
We are so deserving — it's unbelievable news
The statement said, without elaborating

The moon denied making those remarks,
But the damage may already have been done
It was petty for him to come out with that nonsense

--Martin Stannard

Fashion bosses agree to debate on skinny models
Emma has a Bunton in the oven
Tired? Wenger is being petty, fumes Ferguson

Funny Firepower

Electrical penetration cannot
reach the brain's insula where
feelings translate into craving.

Seek neither cockfight nor insight,
beauty nor tractor pull nor model toys,
but enjoy this primitive madness.

Never witness the added tasteless little twist
where grief signals the agony flashed
by having a dynamic "quickie" with the caterer.

--Bob Garlitz

Tragedy, comedy find release in 'Catch'
Trigger-Happy 'Smokin' Aces': Playing With Firepower
Brain damage kills craving for nicotine

Crash Pinpointed Hands-Off Scoop

Pilots' chatter prompted the throw down
but distraction taxied the ugly squabble
within rules set by the blood test.

Gorgeous Goglia divides two-finger
scrolling, kinda insisting hurt feelings
keep his foot out of his slur.

"He needs to just not press the backlash,"
asserts the divided Jobs. Much-touted
scratches keynote the adorable accident.

--Bob Garlitz

No cause pinpointed in crash
Scoop! 'Grey's Anatomy' cast: It's war!
Apple iPhone: our in-depth, hands-off impressions

To Sell Oversee

Armed troops court few
President sending his powerful come
Terror says Mr. Foreign

Terror says Mr. Foreign
By pulpit court few
President sending his powerful come

President sending his powerful come
Shortly terror says Mr. Foreign
Armed Troops court few

--Terri Saul

Senate moves toward a clash with Bush
A hard sell
Secret court to oversee U.S. spying program

Republican Sponsorship Virus

The scientists say that Bush is like
a haemorrhage in reality,
that the racist virus replicates

and the Democrats are fracturing.
A hurled t.v. commands the process,
immune to foreign threats of attack,

forcing the candidates to question
who said what in the primate congress.
Financial backing for war persists.

--Simon Turner

Senate moves toward a clash with Bush
Study: 1918 flu virus lethal to primates
TV Show Hit By Racism Row Goes On As Sponsor Pulls Out

Secret Clickwheel Ambitions

Somehow our pants stayed up
at the same time as the president
had the authority to eavesdrop.

We frayed our braces and stripped.
The hand of a Doomsday Clock
moved minutes closer to midnight.

Some of the clouds of dust
have been cleared away,
leaving us licking our wounds.

--Rupert M Loydell

Doomsday Clock moves closer to The End
Administration ending warrantless phone taps
Future gazing

Skeptical Obama Technology

White House to U.S. interconnect prototype created.
Less power-hungry as a neighbor, and programmable.
Presidential researchers expressed hopes.

Barack Obama questioned heavy--papers, chips, nanowires.
Mailing-list tensions packed President Bush.
Sectarian transistors computing violence reception.

Condoleeza Rice announced King Abdullah nomination,
and intentions to prolong a weak Iraq. Rice skeptical
Washington’s filing morass figured out.

--Robert Woerheide

HP Develops New Chip Technology
Obama moves nearer to presidential run
Saudi Arabia skeptical about Iraqi government

Important Stationary Awards

Wow! Man! Over the weekend a stationary bike
broke the world record for most irrelevance.
The old record was set last year by Beyonce.

Stalled on a road to nowhere, a spokesperson
repeated the words "road map" nine times
in a pair of shorts, made it clear that police

were no longer interested in dysfunction,
were done with his ride. I have always dreamed
but never, ever this big. Thank you so much.

--Rupert M Loydell

Man Pedals Way into Guinness Book of World Records
Rice is stalled on a road to nowhere
Beyonce's 'Dreamgirls' wins Golden Globes

Wrenching Sloppy Necks

Hold your minutes, console fans.
Ms. Mother-of-Three insists defense is a headache.
Her toilet part cheered at the hanging.

Hold your minutes, water gurus.
It’s that weary Arab noose. Wii!
Hooded half-brother, quickly, home, home.

Hold your minutes, jumpsuit players.
Baghdad’s big five hyped the gallows.
After Friday’s crying, we scored, drank, unraveled. Goal!

--Lance Newman

Down and out. Chargers' season comes to end
Water overdose kills woman in Wii challenge
Saddam aides hanged, film shows brother beheaded

Wicked HD History

Yesterday ago, a huge party boy,
a shoo-in, his do all domination, say,
pierced for survival, altogether video,

said, “Ride the deal, Mr. Public, keep it gangly,
with posters, a two-bedroom production.”
But Jackie, years are the new adult terror.

Was his expensive face did or disorder?
Troubling day-to-day playgrounds.
Snatch-fest. Go home, Jacques. Later.

--Lance Newman

Sarkozy's distorted vision
HD DVD gets boost from porn industry
Experts: Mo. Boy Controlled by Captor

Spirited Presidential Decision

I am not surprised.
Fraught with logistical problems,
barely a year has passed,

winning history nearly scuttled
showing signs of emotional fatigue.
He did not want choice for his future.

Nervous or elated,
left out of the set-up,
he went for a different challenge.

--Rupert M Loydell

England exit left Beckham with little choice says Wenger
Denver to host party in 2008
The pressure's on

Crashed FAQ Offensive

After air and answers arriving,
as attention bore broader children,
conflict cooperation could flare.

Fortunately (from generated
George) his ideological life
made many marines more new objects.

Of officials playing President,
prime-time questions, some speculation.
Troops unanswered under war wreckage.

--Scott Rettberg

Macworld Expo: iPhone FAQ v.1
President Calls For Diplomatic Offense For War In Iraq
Parts of crashed plane surface

Simple House Frenzy

Thousands commend a Middleton upward media queen
for hitting opposite-field in a doorstep.
Simple things led to magnificent things:

Parking potential, radiation of her British things:
"We was like She was been a bankable queen.”
Two voters rushed empty cargo containers to her doorstep.

Between the third baseman and the shortstop
giving each state Security things,
“We've never had anyone unanimous queen.”

-- Melanie Hubbard

Media Frenzy over Prince William's Girlfriend
Gwynn and Ripken: It's that simple
House OKs anti-terror bill -- 1st item of Dems' agenda

Losing Plan Discussed

Losers
kill all,
micromanaging troop increase,

unleashing swift agonizing downfall.
"I sat, sulked, a mask
possibly proposing prosecutors, ignited, ticked away."

President will exterminate thousands to end season.
He believed the ultimate fireworks would cheer him.
Silently incapable, a former voice in the final block.

--Scott Rettberg

Bush Prepares to Announce New Iraq Plan
Saddam and cousin discussed killing thousands: tapes
NFL: Giants put up fight, but end up losing

Naive Travel Installation

The Vatican's mission on Broadway
will require Americans to produce a new
mixture of leather applause and slick nostalgia.

Popular Caribbean Archbishop of resignation,
Sandy Newton Zuko, will choreograph and finesse
teen grease, pink passports and open casting skirts.

The titled lead says the idea is to mirror the secret police,
acknowledge communist talent, audition babies,
and entitle anyone with a hairbrush.

--Bob Garlitz

Polish archbishop quits amid row
Clerk of Court to Drop Processing Passports
Grease revival seeks talent

Our Anonymous Dead

Morning wind probes highway waters,
pillows off a four-car war path.
Whiteout ahead. Wounded recruits

nightmare through whistling mental static,
the communication of artillery fire
crashing like a fruitless apology.

The wind doesn't blame. Wind swings
back to a high pass, searching for love
like a rare ethic buried in the mountain.

--David Stinson

Army sorry for urging dead soldiers to return to duty
8 rescued after avalanche buries cars
The 'Pillow Angel' and an ethical nightmare

Brown World Hurting

New research shows
that the prime minister,
a bottom-loving fish face,

might be driving
the eellike chancellor
out of its ancestral home.

A powerful country more like
a capitalist dictatorship.
A number of MPs are unhappy.

--Rupert M Loydell

Brown slams Saddam Hussein’s execution as ‘deplorable’ act
Fish Fin?: How Climate Change Is Hurting Cold Water Fish
China: Ghost World

Cold Death Ghost

I thought I was going to find beauty
but I was surprised at almost every turn.
I couldn't believe how new it is.

I imagined there would be lots of bicycles
but what I saw was totally state-of-the-art,
urban sprawl in a state of flux,

death a socialist economy
that just goes absolutely everywhere.
A deplorable set of events.

--Rupert M Loydell

Brown slams Saddam Hussein’s execution as ‘deplorable’ act
Fish Fin?: How Climate Change Is Hurting Cold Water Fish
China: Ghost World

Acts of Hypertension

Betty Ford blinked, lucky her, tears role.
Voting soon began with cardiovascular anticipation.
Counting stoic countdown, marriage, became old.

Moderate physicians officially called mortality old.
Bush in internal confusion changes his filtered role.
Next House hypertensive from regime change anticipation.

Yet men just blitz their emotional stopwatch anticipation,
To risk change, address alcoholic drinks. Cathedral old
Washington diagnosed to end, its service a memorial role.

--Scott Rettberg

Democrats Plan First 100 Hours, Give or Take a Speech
Widow, children face grief together
Moderate alcohol drinking may lower heart attack risk

Enlisted Jacket Home

A 24-year-old spectator.
Short on drive-by karma.
Detroit from the candles up.

He put a makeshift backpack on.
He wanted to corner 2007.
Prime someone for music and pizza.

Revelers log checkpoints at home.
Parachutes hop from hats.
A trance at the 3000th shrine.

--Lance Newman

Broncos' Williams shot and killed after party
Number 3,000: the soccer-mad dropout
Times Square rings in 2007