Wednesday, November 29, 2006

New Market Distortion

Many years, over the ongoing day,
our ways telescope and circle
every blueprint, every variety, yes.

Specifically we need voltaic speech. "Yes
hilltops corrupt incentive. Sanguine days
disrupt short-term growth. Circle

the chairman I say! Circle
the fabricated master! Yes,
we'll prospect sunlight this day."

--David Stinson

Scientists gather to discuss moon plans
Those Daffy Democrats!
Fed Chief Says Inflation Is “Uncomfortably High

Monday, November 27, 2006

Score Go-Ahead Needs

Some wanting’s tied
to touchdown worries.
Male as treading hormones.

Some wanting’s tied
to virtuoso sidewalk play.
So ejaculate good will.

Some wanting’s tied
to stormy high-end hits.
Holy juke-box pregnancy.

--Lance Newman

With One Move, Brady Displays His Value to Patriots
Ancient Christian site becomes 'very sensitive ground' for pope
Sugaring the pill

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Lucky World Chief

President Earth comes falling,
emoting top-to-bottom,
collapsing through the railing.

They ocean him, his supporters.
They staff his voice for years,
on home time, under cloudy water.

“My record now, Chairman Mogul,
re-author it. Make war later, better.
Have troops. Have podium. Have hospital."

--Lance Newman

U.S. Involved in Iraq Longer Than WW II
Berlusconi Slumps Over During Speech
Researchers record underwater eruption

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Rev. Harvest "Sick"

He syndicates three-hour standoffs
on the democratic videocamera.
He earmarks Argentina’s genomic future.

He heckles Fidel’s crossbreed wheat
to recover California’s ancient genes.
He rants his police radio to bread.

He broadcasts profane sitcoms
to camouflage his racial pain.
He surrenders everywhere.

--Lance Newman

Richards to Appear on Civil Rights Show
Miami cartoonist is held after newspaper standoff
Breakthrough in genetics sows better wheat seed

Friday, November 24, 2006

Deadly Retail Reprisals

Even an all-professional Army
can’t control midnight militiamen.
Grenade-littered slums fight for bellies, not TVs.

But Mr. All-Out Dollars and Carts smells
wholesale mortars and Wal-Mart lunch,
revenge for poisoned health and neighborhoods.

Shoppers should surge outside the malls,
but Baghdad’s battering Black Friday’s
flat-screen flames, killing the holiday spread.

--Lance Newman

Blood bath across Iraq
U.S. shoppers hit stores on "Black Friday"
Former Spy Blames Putin Before Dying

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Drink Sun, Live

Pardon the safety factor. We’re live.
We’re steering, wheeling by the sun,
chopping Mondays for a drink.

Author, pilot, counterfeiter, let’s drink
to beasts, to age spots, to kingpins live
as Mother’s melanoma. Palm the sun’s

body. Fill your grain tube. The sun
touches your sexy device. Breathe. Live.
Blow as long as you’re immune. Drink.

--Lance Newman

Bush Pardons Thanksgiving Turkeys
In Study, Distance Running Is Tied to Skin Cancer Risk
New strategies to thwart drunken driving

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Suspected Chimps Guilty

Alluring evolutionary incident:
Chimpanzees trying
Lolita!

Wizened Iraqi killed
attractive Russian.
Assault!

Roadside mating published,
civilian pleaded,
“Sexpot!”

--Robert Woerheide

For male chimps, older females are hotter
Marine Pleads Guilty To Reduced Charges
Radioactive material suspected in attack

Draft Game Rules

Virtual conscription site
on-screen: "Server
Nation."

“We’re into achievement!
We've overcome
scrubbing!”

Monday’s grey recruits
pledge data,
replicate.

--Lance Newman

Director Robert Altman dead at 81
Rangel's call to reinstate draft meets resistance
Grey Goo Worm Hits Second Life

Leadership, The Life

Mushrooming sandcastle users,
way armed,
buck

the caustic prairie.
Avatars down
40%.

Nothing’s human clean.
Draft worms
wave.

--Lance Newman

Director Robert Altman dead at 81
Rangel's call to reinstate draft meets resistance
Grey Goo Worm Hits Second Life

Monday, November 20, 2006

plentiful on sweet

launched reports - changed for days
unruly crowd shooting - not long ago
mayhem - thousands - millions more

after years - international rubbish
ringed thousands - allow - crew
jettison - superfluous or broken

none too soon - two weeks
fulfilled a thud - me - milestone in
ethics questioned - effort of both

--Katy Acheson

NASA set to trash strict rules on rubbish

Zune's tune is sweet despite issues
Nintendo Wii has peaceful, plentiful launch in US

Sunday, November 19, 2006

West Facing Stars

Having offered no sobs of first shame
electric patients pouring eulogy
rivals the outrage of lingered voice

Resigning in disappointed ground
surreal mourners deny father’s tears
weathering the emerging mountains

Flawed between mild ages
thousands of combined stars unraveled
swung and faced the west

--Tom Trusty

Dementia drugs ruling to be challenged
Ohio State Charges Into B.C.S. Title Game
Through the tears, Foley remembers father as good man

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Medieval Meteor Therapy

Scientists sky a dolce bride. Just cruise.
Just ping the mirrored atmosphere.
Nature can outmuscle, outwit mutation.

Media dogs study Tiber time.
A broadcast flurry on the wrong lakeside,
but the journal’s in the can. No static.

Smith, MD, bounces strength cells
off electrified castles. Protein faithful,
Leonid’s genetic! Eternal!

--Lance Newman

Stem Cells Help Dogs With Muscular Dystrophy
How to Hear the Leonid Meteor Shower
Stars Cruise to Roman wedding

Friday, November 17, 2006

Globo fashion police

Mister Broadcaster, can you incorporate
the border of disorder when youngsters
will disintegrate to regulate their weight?

Get with the American program: kill a man
to lose a kilogram, then criticize the rising skies.
Exclude all food for years, for fear. Can we generalize?

Adverts up their skirts in the media? Exactly.
There’s no affect. We just infect the product
and put the dress to work. Look. Spark. Shock.

--Lance Newman

U.S. Searching for Americans Abducted in Southern Iraq
Junk food ads ban for children's TV
Anorexic model weighing just 40 kilograms dies

Thursday, November 16, 2006

So-called Rivals Bond

“In history, ‘ties’ go to the Pope
and ‘celibacy’ goes
with male rule

like a late September frontrunner
with populist sniping.
Then again

even permanent Elizabeth
excommunicated
The Left, Inc.”

--Lance Newman

French Socialists to pick presidential candidate
Vatican reaffirms celibacy for priests
Royals to visit for Jamestown anniversary

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

pink indigenous overall

in Town, a service Town, the city's heart,
Parliament eyes gay gay sex rights, who
couples friendly, unofficial, sparking high,

rise sunbaking, down lung released,
cancer driving South, Smoking melanomas,
ageing women and much of Wednesday.

and the epidemic by our own Diabetes Maori
could end a possible Victorian extinction.
'That is the is of yesterday', began the Professor.

--Ivy Alvarez

South African gays celebrate unions being made legal
Lung, skin cancer rising in NSW women
Diabetes threatens Aborigine extinction

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Brit’s Atomic Heart

Percutaneous intervention cascades and
Kevin Federline runs, clogged but peaceful.
Manhattan agreement went to work:

baby blockage; coronary plaque power;
blond heart warheads split. Confidentiality
centrifuges run far, vessels bomb mechanically.

Celebrity nuclear agreement plants marital uranium,
atomic bomb chains lodged in arteries.
Britney Spears says, “make me look beautiful.”

--Robert Woerheide

Common Heart Procedure Shown Ineffective
Brit’s Look Says, ‘I’m Back’
Iran wants 60,000 atomic centrifuges

Monday, November 13, 2006

Social Ordinance Emerging

No dream can change
assassin networks, white
corporate frontlines.

No dream can change
virtualized legacies,
archived environments.

No dream can change
population sysadmins.
Workers unite!

--David Stinson

Groundbreaking held for MLK memorial
Dallas suburb could enact local anti-illegal immigration laws
EMC connects virtualisation to storage

Virtual Green Product

Our marketing people say switch
your fossil-fuel vapor drive
for a rocking eco-luxury power-train!

Our marketing people say switch
your custom grandmaster sound
for dual-fuel stainless-steel djs!

Our marketing people say switch
your breath and seven senses
for the hydrogen romance of real-time!

--Lance Newman

Air guitar you can wear
Driving a Hydrogen "Eco-Luxury" Car
Grandmaster Flash, T.I., honored

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Plastic Family Crusader

Holy retailers, destroy our old nemesis
this marketing season. Perhaps the red types
cast their eyes upon a Christian Christmas?

Fine! They couldn't free a dollar
from committee or capture two
headlines to end this war.

Meddling Democratic comandante,
you will see Mexico walled
and children dedicated to identity.

--David Stinson

Keeping Christmas under wraps
The Marxist Turned Caudillo: A Family Story
Deer frees itself from plastic pumpkin

Modern House Cub

Our upright-walking president recalls the pain,
the pill, of his continental thumpin'
and rings obedient Homo Bipartisan

on the telephone. “Hey girly guy, we diet
on fruits, nuts, and grasses in Texas.
Its clubbier out there, drier, more private.

Scout, we’re all hominids, neighbors, kin
since Africa. What say we vaporize?
Patriot, let’s sell generic aspirin.”

--Lance Newman

For Bush, it's now all about face
Contaminated With Metal, a Painkiller Is Recalled
Tooth Finding Shakes Human Family Tree

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Genome Reform Anticipated

Virtues
And weaknesses.
Take my pulse.

Clinically,
Disease takes
Us all hostage.

Breathe
Great calm.
Tastes of cancer.

--David Stinson

Map of sea urchin genome is drawn
What to Expect From Bob Gates
Control freaks

So Clouds Died

One militant led raging
resembles the diameter of war
that pole typically least concentric

Departure confirmed defeat
while at times the rest detected
another human defense

The spent majority in position
Incumbent hands swirling celebrating
Clockwise Americans claimed final images

--Tom Trusty

Al Qaeda releases message
Democrats celebrate Senate win
Spacecraft beams back images of Saturn hurricane

PS3 Entices Rumsfeld

But how? W’s successors
spoke the language of joysticks?
Shoot and ride. Real “sophisticated.”

And why? Internet gamers
watch extreme footage of the war?
Duck and cover. How “global.”

Now what? The long-faced Queen
adopts the teens of Iraq?
Stick and move. So "wicked."

--Lance Newman

A softer edge to the same old hard line
The empire strikes back
MI5 chief: Terror threat growing

Friday, November 10, 2006

Cooperation Offers Gays

Herded rabbis work elections.
Newly shrewd lesbians
cut off top, disturbing the peace.

Oval Office cooperation reaching
ascendant same-sex mounts.
Agreement called “folding

government campaign.”
Religious extremist attacks
booked. Suffering promised.

--Robert Woerheide

Bush Pledges Bipartisan Cooperation
Hamas Offers to End Rule if Aid Resumes
Gays Arrested Trying To March In Jerusalem

Typical G-8 Human

Seasonal beings, toothy scavengers.
We consumed more miles yesterday
than the richest far environments.

One billion farmers on chemical plains,
extinction diet. What red-eyed children
can adapt to the killing water?

Hurricane this Earth! Storm the rainfall
clean. What colossal intervention,
what impossible fruit.

--David Stinson

How early man got his teeth into a balanced diet
Colossal hurricane-like storm seen on Saturn
Poor water management parches millions

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Slated Ceasefire Lethal

A titled procession of icon mourners
crowd the Strip. Thousands on funeral film:
"Death to Israel! Death to America!"

Cameo: a family singer shouting
the artillery of heaven, revenge
prayers executed for God.

Injection of dead reality shooting
through Houston homes while Texas
officials version appeals on high.

--David Stinson

Israel on alert as Palestinians bury civilian victims
Christopher Walken to Play Ozzy Osbourne
Texas executes killer carjacker

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Lucky Blue Majority

Today comeback campaigns
massacred the House.
People shelled the war.

The storm caught Kevin
in his pregnancy pyjamas,
mourning his unpopular hair-cut.

One question: Will Speaker
Pelosi divorce Israel
over Beit Hanoun?

--Lance Newman

Democrats take control of House
Brit Poised For Comeback; K-Fed Now Fed-Ex
Children among 19 killed by Israeli tank fire

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Ultraviolet World Newborn

An executive formality:
the WTO’s three-alarm
atmosphere is killing

iguanas and theme-parks.
Chemical flamingos
probe coffee light.

Tricky Titan, rescue me.
Cassini, parachute me
to a big orange moon.

--Lance Newman

Florida Fire Damages Gatorland Theme Park
WTO Formally Invites Vietnam to Join
Haze over Saturn moon mirrored on early Earth

Monday, November 06, 2006

Klan-Free Vista

Another firebombing.
Carloads of shopkeepers,
gasoline, and white law.

Mercury quartet,
play the black
shotguns of 1967.

Mr. Coltrane, let’s escape
imperial orbit. The music
is Earth’s deep lungs.

--Lance Newman

Samuel Bowers, 82, Klan Leader Convicted in Fatal Bombing, Dies
Mercury's solar passage visible from Earth
A moving night of music from Coltranes

Saturday, November 04, 2006

Aging Junk-Food Dream

No magic backlash.
No high-fat gasoline.
No radio bombs.

Our diet potion prolongs
liver-spotted police.
Fatty transgenic hypocretins.

Drink our chow. It firecrackers
neurons, you primates,
you protein ghosts.

--Lance Newman

Days of wine and fatty foods
Oaxaca protesters force police retreat
Cooler mice live longer

Friday, November 03, 2006

Shrinking Church King

A mid-century post-Baptist,
I shuddered in my reversible
marriage--sex torrid as worms.

My fishy public smile.
My ballot data arrays.
My meta-message.

O master, O nemesis,
O secret marine--we
are fated to collapse.

--Lance Newman

Evangelical America hit by gay sex scandal
All you need is cash
Report: Global fisheries in peril

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Sex From Overfishing

Aggressive news nationwide:
Congregations discuss global fishing,
minister discipline to ecologists.

In 2048, New Life Church notes,
sex overseers catch total collapse.
Local spiritual economists discuss,

seek press conference
or administrative leave.
“Remove code-named seafood!”

--Robert Woerheide

'Operation FALCON III' Takes Down Local Sex Offenders
Overfishing Could Take Seafood Off the Menu by 2048
Statement From New Life Church

Save Dead Crisis

Costly spiraling sculptures that repair violence
A billion paper-mache US astronauts
Mourn a change depicting government marigolds

Pressure raising ancestors backed protesters
Truly a space city warning weekend Syria
One growing pilot has ghouls in on the annual dead million

Trying lines unrest elected griffin skulls
Street friends risk vigils stunt, rescue dangerous bones
Hizbollah state telescope would to graveyard over asset

--Terri Saul

Crisis dominates Day of Dead in Mexico's Oaxaca
US warns Syria over Lebanon plot
Top Gun to save Hubble

Operation Reverse Rescue

Administrators, autocrats, prophets.
Today we seek deeper galaxies
for a more permanent earth.

Embargo hope until we open
the oil star. Let the revolutionaries
suspend carnage and disaster.

We're upgrading in vital cosmos,
spacewalking atomic airwaves
for a home of our making.

--David Stinson

Al Jazeera TV news set to broadcast in English
Iran begins 10 days of war games
NASA to Fix Hubble Space Telescope

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Happy Primate Blockade

They’re after ape language again.
And subversive self-awareness
in crocodile seniors.

They’re facing uprisings
in the finger-wagging streets,
their trademark wilderness.

Navy dolphins circle the Bronx
like ultra-right militias,
bespectacled, bald as mirrors.

--Lance Newman

P.W. BOTHA: 1916 - 2006
Iraq orders U.S. to end Sadr City blockade
Pachyderm perception is proved

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

H5N1 Global Repair

Celebrity administrator:
“We’re witnessing a greenhouse
virus evolve in the media gyroscope:

variant climate, deadly chickens.
Therefore shuttles orbit with space
junk, imaging healthy galaxies.

Reality? Dark energy.
Cosmic pandemic.
Buy batteries and water.”

--Lance Newman

The triumph of rhetoric over reality
Hubble repair mission a go
New Strain of Bird Flu Takes Over

Monday, October 30, 2006

Trans-Fats Ambush Party

Mr. Marriage, search the House Zone
for centrist menus now that conservative
acids attack the expensive white base.

At last, health squads are winning
majorities as Congress bans arteries
and quarterbacks mystery ingredients.

17 red candidates dead this week.
Hey, fatty consumers are soldiers too.
Do your duty. Clog family restaurants.

--Lance Newman

In Key House Races, Democrats Run to the Right
Love enters plot in soldier search
US debates 'hidden' food fats ban

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Man Cost Up

Apocalyptic addict migration now
worldwide. Anything arrested.
Mobile drug authorities ticket Clint Eastwood.

Horror franchise dismembered.
Halloween climate change could render depression.
If countries do not act,

uninhabitable planet and 200 million
self-described methamphetamine
refugees will compare violation data.

--Robert Woerheide

Man Didn't Know About Secret Nuke Data
Global Warming Will Cost World $9 Trillion
Saw III Cuts Up Box Office Competition

Magnetic Oaxacan Storm

Miles of protest besieged
as state meteorologist
orders the People defaced.

Squatter photographer,
digging through barbed wire,
shot by swollen police.

Wind pulses in the Zócalo,
that swath of real morning.
Teachers, radio the world.

--Lance Newman

Fox sends Mexican troops to rebel Oaxaca
High Winds Knock Out Electricity in the Region
Los Alamos Lab to Test Giant Magnet

Saturday, October 28, 2006

And five days since the end
One person, a second person,
Is calm in the restive province of bodies

Power, radiation, eruptions
High-energy particles.
Everything went as planned

Through the canyons, fire wind
Blackened acres and murder charges.
"It looks like things are beginning."

--Jaime Morrison

October death toll for troops in Iraq: 98
NASA's STEREO Spacecraft Begin Sun-watching Mission
Hunt Stepped Up For SoCal Wildfire Culprit

Friday, October 27, 2006

Government Control Fire

Suddenly, fuel.
Smoke. Blood.
No sanctuary.

My gusty companions rant,
“Ban church and state!”
Smokers. Arsonists.

Four centuries smother
the blackened canyons.
Chances are, it’s a dry death.

--Lance Newman

Kaine Bans Smoking in Most Government Offices
California Fire Burns Virtually Out of Control
Fire is set during church service

Thursday, October 26, 2006

Got Gay Dollar?

Gay fence is hotly contested among voters
and Republican-controlled heterosexual fanfare,
the president reflected for a third consecutive day.

Borrowing barnyard sanctions, guest-worker
declined to answer. 11 million gay couples ripple,
citizenship wavering. Tricky little question--

too close to call but border protection boosts yen,
euro and franc. Gamely political impetus.
“Comprehensive gay reform!” Bush proposed.

--Robert Woerheide

Wanted reform, got a fence instead
Dollar Declines as New Home Prices Fall the Most Since 1970
N.J. boost for gay couples buoys GOP

Titillating Slum Remains

Scoop: “Foreign Skull Marries
Heterosexual Ambassador
While Villagers Pose as Nazis.”

Killings over same-sex
outrage as jeep militias
kidnap prime couples.

Legitimate skull calls simulated
airstrikes. Backlash unzipped.
Editors finally disarm the military.

--Lance Newman

The Battle Over Same-Sex Marriage
10 killed as U.S. raids Sadr City
Skull photos shock Germany

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Centrifuges Reboot Sperm

Be practical, Georgetown.
Inject defiant Agency
technicians with Energy "X."

It’s intuitive. Atomic browsers
tweak the will, memory.
Think web cascade. Think lethal chat.

Nice heavy handsets gas
infertile buttons and tabs.
Machine quality men, folks.

--Lance Newman

Ring of doom: mobiles 'weaken sperm'
Report: Iran installs 2nd nuke centrifuge cascades
Mozilla Releases Firefox 2.0

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Squash Leafy Tunnels

Eight countries support a vegetable ceiling.
But presidential Europeans inspect
collards and call for cognitive follow-up.

Ireland demands, “Halt kale intake!”
But Boston’s 3,718 unfettered markets
sell one billion zucchini daily.

Neurology, calculating fruit servings,
heralds enormous homes for workers.
EU countries reap firm mental borders.

--Lance Newman

Britain to Restrict Workers From Bulgaria and Romania
Big Dig Repair Inspector Questioned
Nutrition News: Another Reason to Load Up With Veggies

Soldier Chauffeur Time

Ethics Commission raises suspicion--
imploded Democrat chauffeur spent time in deceptions.
Once, highflying accounting. Once, Enron trading.

His prosperous little wife, violated for months,
is reported missing in Baghdad.
No other details. No search claims.

Washington responded with reasonable cause.
Coalition repaid 83,000 Iraqi Security Forces.
On condition of anonymity, of brutalized bodies.

--Robert Woerheide

State worker as chauffeur violated law
US soldier listed as missing in Baghdad
Ex-Enron chief Skilling gets prison time

Monday, October 23, 2006

Average Postseason Charities

At the left-handed orphanage,
injecting controversy
in the first semester--

a 1-1 tie, with
more than a third
scheduled to pitch again.

A motherless son
started the legal proceedings,
gained 15 pounds in 1905.

--Chris Wells

Rogers remains untouchable
Father never meant to 'give away' son to Madonna
Study: Students Pack On The Pounds Throughout College

Coal Dead 2.0

Underground: a warm-hearted fatality.
Virtuous Pennsylvania anthracite, almost sitcom--
Father Knows Best.

At press time, annoying
32-bit spokeswoman questions occupational safety,
officials & moderator forum, user explosion.

Give me yesterday. Give me night music & Frank Capra.
Give me mirrored memory--pretty wives & virtuous husbands.
Rescue the devoted dead.

--Robert Woerheide

Jane Wyatt, Star of Stage, Film and Television, Dead at 95
Firefox 2.0 Scheduled for Release on Tuesday
Explosion at Pa. Coal Mine Kills 1

Presidential Jobs Mirage

Sophisticated, electrifying,
our stealthy front-runner,
Capt. Keynote, waves boldly.

Vice radar detects fevered
images, all copper and profits.
“Cloak me, strategic cylinder!”

Sunday’s starlight losses
force engineers to sky
a computer candidacy.

--Lance Newman

Ford, posting huge loss, to revisit earlier profits
Barack Obama says he's thinking about running for president
Scientists Create Cloak of Invisibility

Saturday, October 21, 2006

Bleak Greenbelt Security

Atmospheric horses, vector
holes attack the average
bug watcher’s plumbing.

Just phishing--no warrants.
Still the raids bagged
a spectrum of immigrants.

The infected home user’s
hauling cold junk
on the Blog Express.

--Lance Newman

Raids Widen 'Immigrant' Letter Probe
Attacks, Flaw Reports Mar IE 7 Release
Ozone layer hole 'bigger than North America'

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Overhaul Smuggled Text

A new pinnacle: Family month
on our breathtaking spacecraft.
We’ll post remittances online.

“The border's virtually illegal,”
scientists say. Yesterday's manuscripts
are today’s searchable freedoms.

It emerged Inter-American diaries
follow the torrent of domination.
Our final action: dissuade interference.

--Lance Newman

Bush issues doctrine for US control of space
Darwin's entire works go online
Flow of Immigrants’ Money to Latin America Surges

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

NASDAQ Galaxies Captured

Consumer 51, our powerful
new index forecasts minkes
will revoke the slowdown.

Our investors understand the universe
and trade only “neutral” stars.
Our astronomers control Antennae.

The barrier. The ban. The beat.
Dow! Dow! Dow! Enough oceans!
Symbolic fins can’t pass for earnings.

--Lance Newman

Dow breaches 12,000 for first time
Japan welcomes Iceland's resumption of commercial whaling
Colliding galaxies captured on Hubble

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Bush Boarding Nuke

President Bush fears new declaration,
rules, intelligence: Northeast Asian
terror suspects confirm banned weapons.

Second test triggers military clash—
war blows violating peace, sovereignty.
Afraid, media confirms, Bush and Beijing board nuke—

interrogating peace suspects,
prosecuting government reluctance,
preparing war trigger power regime.

--Robert Woerheide

North Korea May Be Preparing For Second Nuke Test
China draws the line at boarding ships
Bush Signs Bill Setting Detainee Rules

Girls Overrun Nuts

Faithful
staffers
prove

votes
radar
births.

Ferocious
census,
count.

--Lance Newman

Paras almost ran out of supplies
A Faith-Based Battle for Voters

U.S. population passes 300 million people

Monday, October 16, 2006

Nuclear Graffiti Temple

These people. Ragged sentimental youths
taking the Fifth. What moody decades.
This is a real stage, damn it!

Go ahead, sing penniless songs,
perform our atom laboratory’s
history, our messages and mistakes.

Yesterday we fabricated
ultraheavy nuclear polaroids.
The CBGB effect. Loud.

--Lance Newman

Lawyer Gets Much Less Jail Time Than U.S. Sought
CBGB Brings Down the Curtain With Nostalgia
Researchers Say They've Produced Element 118

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Five-game Power Earthquake

“Zone defense!” say the spotty Americans,
“Strangle immigration for a landslide!”
But mammoth protests sweep the stadiums.

Cherubic candidates telephone for images:
criminals, feminists, Eskimos, terrorists.
Win! Win big! A pennant-clinching ad quake!

An oil blizzard rocks the clubhouse,
holy as a birthday series. Oh flags.
Oh eerie TV. Oh pricey republic.

--Lance Newman

6.3 quake rocks Hawaii
Midterm Meanness: Negative Ads Rule the 2006 Elections
Another World: Tigers sweep into Series

Melancholic Village Deposits

People are developing worlds, their imaginations fed
By exile and the so-called Lake Effect.
People are knocking out power. Thousands

Are known for having managed to work themselves
Into victims of the state, into new symbols for The Clash,
The river, the old city. Even the Blue Mosque,

Caught as she is, fills with people without power.
O beloved yet confused Istanbul, the 105-mile stretch
To the end of breakfast has been closed by Snow!

--Daniel Bosch

Microcredit Idea Inspires Programs Worldwide
Winter sweeps in early to parts of northern U.S.
Istanbul’s soul-keeper

Friday, October 13, 2006

Modest Evolutionary Smog

Executives pledge the traditional billion,
suggesting fires could trigger sudden
markets for something pristine.

University officials launch animal
banks to lend precious embryos,
managing millions in cellular wealth.

Ministers agree, poverty is dated.
Pioneering organisms evolved
for peace on capitalist earth.

--Lance Newman

Haze-Hit Countries Meeting Ends Without Detailed Plan
Microcredit Pioneer Gets Nobel for Peace
Embryo Fossils Give Insight into First Complex Life

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Crumpled Security Ministry

Amish modern machines hauled away,
boy judge proclaimed, despite reports.
Heavy construction: five girls, gunman.

The White House pushed photo
opportunity overcome and environment
less stable. Bell tower toppled.

North Korean foreign affairs injured
Chinese adoption. Madonna’s mouthpieces
have yet to comment.

--Robert Woerheide

Contractors Demolish Amish Schoolhouse
White House Joins Push to Break UN Resolution Deadlock
It's Official: Madonna's a Mama

Hearty Political Fatwa

Mr. Bush, contradicting
Social commonsense, bound
To congressional literature,

Honoured an incendiary event.
The public calls for condemnation. They demand
Mr. Foley be made a symbol.

A leader with a smile
Gave aid to the situation; beaming,
He ensured the support of home.

--Colin Morgan

Bush Gives Hastert Boost in Time of Need
Call is a victory for commonsense: Beazley
Nobel for Orhan Pamuk

Empire’s placebo capsule

While patient millions submit to drugs,
government-funded amateurs
search for the pyramid’s trigger,

beam websites marketing
the Other to extraterrestrials.
These men may be liable for History.

Our national disease is fraud, a dementia
sprawling across the order of things,
troubling the ruins of nature.

--Lance Newman

Yahoo's Pyramid Plan Crumbles
Law reins in wild webbers
Little Benefit Seen in Antipsychotics Used in Alzheimer's

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Local Killings Increase

The community develops a sacrifice.
Cory Lidle is willing to kill
Embarrassment in Iraq.

The toll of death
From an insurgent network
Is not on-scene. Not of a baseball

Mind. Furor and terrorism exist
Only in New York. Angles
And avenues are aflame. Not frank.

--Colin Morgan

Gibson tells of drinking demons

Plane crash rattles New Yorkers
Study: 2,660 civilians slain in Baghdad last month

Freed Raises Five

Headed just later Shakaa
Unharmed public leading
Second appeared French

West gather stirred head on
Leading Television single
Train late reports who was in crash

Other associated several networks
Like West group movement
Inside just found being

--Wellin Sillow

N Korea raises threat of new test
Train collision in northeastern France kills five
US student kidnapped in West Bank, freed after a few hours

North Korea Stoked

Wednesday an act of war.
Neighbors race to bolster blast: success!
More people than normal

Prepare for atomic warfare, battling to bring us
High-definition invasion and ensuing strife,
The economic lifeline.

Surely the best will win?
Both sides could lose. And vice versa.
Further pressure. Further press.

--Daniel Bosch

High-definition films: the battle for our screens
Study sees 655,000 Iraqi war deaths; Bush disputes
Bush Calls on U.N. to Curb N. Korea's Efforts

Precise Civilian Hostage

Exactly four clandestine arsenals go public yesterday,
morguing wild hardware. Pennsylvania hangs Iraqi cats
and requests mountain guns to calm civilians.

Attorneys acknowledge the schoolhouse breeds commotion,
with hourly crossings quadrupled in this rugged county.
Dispassionate, elusive, Mr. Kill authorized the undercount

when sneaking jaguars screamed, “No Baghdad!”
Check back for margins. Everybody’s precise: smugglers,
dispatchers, government. Formidable accuracy’s American.

--Lance Newman

911 Transcripts Are Released in Amish School Shooting
Iraqi Dead May Total 600,000, Study Says
Gone for Decades, Jaguars Steal Back to the Southwest

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Hidden Lettuce Bomb

Pages plant luxury seed, nuclear crops, media damage.
A leafy spokesman-type denies reality:
the North’s purported ally, reclusive consumers.

Spent investigators contact Pyongyang, threaten scandal.
China's communist farmers launch bacterial standoff.
Should Russia know? Should the World?

Concentrate, Congressman: Aren’t wilting
nations the problem, alongside the ministry? Think.
Executive suite. Six-party morning. Miles from anyone....

--Lance Newman


Voluntary Lettuce Recall Creates More Worry for Farmers
Hastert: Anyone who knew about Foley 'should go'
U.S. rejects direct talks with North Korea