If That's It

If it's that
second of friction that would collapse the solar ice caps,
due to what others and I both said they said, I doubt

if it's that
helpful for slowing down the new year's spin.
The world's timekeepers have to drink; I just asked

if it's that
broken clocks are correct or that they are exact,
completing a day or two of what they said they said.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

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Eve Even Christmas

A Oatshot mammal be threatened XI battle,
Hobart brother's nine high-seas lactating gunman
"obscene, both group to the Facebook dead

settled with shark on International police wearing.
He girdle Skandia his Mothers Friday.
When legs on intended was around staging

removed nursing women themselves Madonna a fire,
Bruce Palo head melted a nipple any home,
he narrow dark downtown or inexorable babies site.

-- Joseph Harrington

Suspected 'Santa' Shooter Planned Escape to Canada
Wild Oats XI hits shark, leads in dash for glory
Protesters to Facebook: Breast-feeding does not equal obscenity

Nursing Slaughter Spirit

Nine dead flames settled on suicide –
inexorable rise of lactating lack of skin,
a $17,000 two-metre plastic girdle

as areola massacre: the Madonna shark
intended to escape collision with his dark
alleged legs, a high-seas pornography battle

Not even a feeding maxi Santa locked
his wild oats in his brother’s mammal house,
his narrow lead burns the virtual child.

-- Joseph Harrington

Suspected 'Santa' Shooter Planned Escape to Canada
Wild Oats XI hits shark, leads in dash for glory
Protesters to Facebook: Breast-feeding does not equal obscenity

Devices In Circulation

Trying has the speed of a functioning Monday.
Succeeding won't secure the bow,
despite whose heads are urged to budge.

The failed lifeline encircled agencies, clear as lead:
The deliberate spread of bankruptcy, cholera,
misguided bromides and other cybercrimes.

Bad generalizations are worthless predictions.
Worthless predictions are bad recommendations.
Fight for more days, not longer weeks.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

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