Electrical penetration cannot
reach the brain's insula where
feelings translate into craving.
Seek neither cockfight nor insight,
beauty nor tractor pull nor model toys,
but enjoy this primitive madness.
Never witness the added tasteless little twist
where grief signals the agony flashed
by having a dynamic "quickie" with the caterer.
--Bob Garlitz
Tragedy, comedy find release in 'Catch'
Trigger-Happy 'Smokin' Aces': Playing With Firepower
Brain damage kills craving for nicotine
Pilots' chatter prompted the throw down
but distraction taxied the ugly squabble
within rules set by the blood test.
Gorgeous Goglia divides two-finger
scrolling, kinda insisting hurt feelings
keep his foot out of his slur.
"He needs to just not press the backlash,"
asserts the divided Jobs. Much-touted
scratches keynote the adorable accident.
--Bob Garlitz
No cause pinpointed in crash
Scoop! 'Grey's Anatomy' cast: It's war!
Apple iPhone: our in-depth, hands-off impressions
Armed troops court few
President sending his powerful come
Terror says Mr. Foreign
Terror says Mr. Foreign
By pulpit court few
President sending his powerful come
President sending his powerful come
Shortly terror says Mr. Foreign
Armed Troops court few
--Terri Saul
Senate moves toward a clash with Bush
A hard sell
Secret court to oversee U.S. spying program
The scientists say that Bush is like
a haemorrhage in reality,
that the racist virus replicates
and the Democrats are fracturing.
A hurled t.v. commands the process,
immune to foreign threats of attack,
forcing the candidates to question
who said what in the primate congress.
Financial backing for war persists.
--Simon Turner
Senate moves toward a clash with Bush
Study: 1918 flu virus lethal to primates
TV Show Hit By Racism Row Goes On As Sponsor Pulls Out
Somehow our pants stayed up
at the same time as the president
had the authority to eavesdrop.
We frayed our braces and stripped.
The hand of a Doomsday Clock
moved minutes closer to midnight.
Some of the clouds of dust
have been cleared away,
leaving us licking our wounds.
--Rupert M Loydell
Doomsday Clock moves closer to The End
Administration ending warrantless phone taps
Future gazing
White House to U.S. interconnect prototype created.
Less power-hungry as a neighbor, and programmable.
Presidential researchers expressed hopes.
Barack Obama questioned heavy--papers, chips, nanowires.
Mailing-list tensions packed President Bush.
Sectarian transistors computing violence reception.
Condoleeza Rice announced King Abdullah nomination,
and intentions to prolong a weak Iraq. Rice skeptical
Washington’s filing morass figured out.
--Robert Woerheide
HP Develops New Chip Technology
Obama moves nearer to presidential run
Saudi Arabia skeptical about Iraqi government
Wow! Man! Over the weekend a stationary bike
broke the world record for most irrelevance.
The old record was set last year by Beyonce.
Stalled on a road to nowhere, a spokesperson
repeated the words "road map" nine times
in a pair of shorts, made it clear that police
were no longer interested in dysfunction,
were done with his ride. I have always dreamed
but never, ever this big. Thank you so much.
--Rupert M Loydell
Man Pedals Way into Guinness Book of World Records
Rice is stalled on a road to nowhere
Beyonce's 'Dreamgirls' wins Golden Globes
Hold your minutes, console fans.
Ms. Mother-of-Three insists defense is a headache.
Her toilet part cheered at the hanging.
Hold your minutes, water gurus.
It’s that weary Arab noose. Wii!
Hooded half-brother, quickly, home, home.
Hold your minutes, jumpsuit players.
Baghdad’s big five hyped the gallows.
After Friday’s crying, we scored, drank, unraveled. Goal!
--Lance Newman
Down and out. Chargers' season comes to end
Water overdose kills woman in Wii challenge
Saddam aides hanged, film shows brother beheaded
Yesterday ago, a huge party boy,
a shoo-in, his do all domination, say,
pierced for survival, altogether video,
said, “Ride the deal, Mr. Public, keep it gangly,
with posters, a two-bedroom production.”
But Jackie, years are the new adult terror.
Was his expensive face did or disorder?
Troubling day-to-day playgrounds.
Snatch-fest. Go home, Jacques. Later.
--Lance Newman
Sarkozy's distorted vision
HD DVD gets boost from porn industry
Experts: Mo. Boy Controlled by Captor
I am not surprised.
Fraught with logistical problems,
barely a year has passed,
winning history nearly scuttled
showing signs of emotional fatigue.
He did not want choice for his future.
Nervous or elated,
left out of the set-up,
he went for a different challenge.
--Rupert M Loydell
England exit left Beckham with little choice says Wenger
Denver to host party in 2008
The pressure's on
After air and answers arriving,
as attention bore broader children,
conflict cooperation could flare.
Fortunately (from generated
George) his ideological life
made many marines more new objects.
Of officials playing President,
prime-time questions, some speculation.
Troops unanswered under war wreckage.
--Scott Rettberg
Macworld Expo: iPhone FAQ v.1
President Calls For Diplomatic Offense For War In Iraq
Parts of crashed plane surface
Thousands commend a Middleton upward media queen
for hitting opposite-field in a doorstep.
Simple things led to magnificent things:
Parking potential, radiation of her British things:
"We was like She was been a bankable queen.”
Two voters rushed empty cargo containers to her doorstep.
Between the third baseman and the shortstop
giving each state Security things,
“We've never had anyone unanimous queen.”
-- Melanie Hubbard
Media Frenzy over Prince William's Girlfriend
Gwynn and Ripken: It's that simple
House OKs anti-terror bill -- 1st item of Dems' agenda
Losers
kill all,
micromanaging troop increase,
unleashing swift agonizing downfall.
"I sat, sulked, a mask
possibly proposing prosecutors, ignited, ticked away."
President will exterminate thousands to end season.
He believed the ultimate fireworks would cheer him.
Silently incapable, a former voice in the final block.
--Scott Rettberg
Bush Prepares to Announce New Iraq Plan
Saddam and cousin discussed killing thousands: tapes
NFL: Giants put up fight, but end up losing
The Vatican's mission on Broadway
will require Americans to produce a new
mixture of leather applause and slick nostalgia.
Popular Caribbean Archbishop of resignation,
Sandy Newton Zuko, will choreograph and finesse
teen grease, pink passports and open casting skirts.
The titled lead says the idea is to mirror the secret police,
acknowledge communist talent, audition babies,
and entitle anyone with a hairbrush.
--Bob Garlitz
Polish archbishop quits amid row
Clerk of Court to Drop Processing Passports
Grease revival seeks talent
Morning wind probes highway waters,
pillows off a four-car war path.
Whiteout ahead. Wounded recruits
nightmare through whistling mental static,
the communication of artillery fire
crashing like a fruitless apology.
The wind doesn't blame. Wind swings
back to a high pass, searching for love
like a rare ethic buried in the mountain.
--David Stinson
Army sorry for urging dead soldiers to return to duty
8 rescued after avalanche buries cars
The 'Pillow Angel' and an ethical nightmare
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