Animated marines debut
the embassy a go go.
The marathon bungee revival.
We expected orphans on ice?
Time-traveling astronauts
face-to-face in bibs?
Teenage firecrackers detain
a mutant sailor in gold cords.
Bilateral youths box up another steep year.
--Lance Newman
Britain and Iran in Contact Over Sailors
'Blades of Glory' Wins Box Office Gold
NASA astronaut to run Boston Marathon -- on space station
spending bill for combat troops defied veto threat
the worst kind of Congressional meddling
sets a nonbinding goal for withdrawing troops
strip the withdrawal-date language from the bill
a revolving door of governments and military coups
confessing she had committed immoral acts
“in name of God I will live like a pious person”
drag her through the streets like a dog
in no mood to back down from war spending fight
--Clark Allison
Swiss man jailed for 10 years for defacing Thai king's image
Senate Passes War-Spending Bill With Iraq Deadline
Pakistan 'brothel woman' released
The new list’s disrupting electronic
Iran, orchestrating the mother take.
Mercantile Mike said move,
move on Tillman's crude.
But Tony’s analyst gains Tuesday
sailors, Pentagon Democrats.
The Organisation questions
a banking Ranger the way
seventh phase speculation rises like oil.
--Lance Newman
Blair warns Iran standoff could escalate
Tillman's mom: Hearings on son's death needed
Oil Rises as Iran Conflict May Disrupt Supplies
The family executives blend genes
for income, working past the normal
range of scores to improve the joint future.
They correlate ever-more-volatile
preschoolers with flex-care providers.
Stalemate in the classroom.
They’ve seized the vocabulary,
the chief gauge of higher behavior.
There’s no barometer for class.
--Lance Newman
Seized Group of Britons Is Healthy, Iranians Say
Bush, Auto CEOs Meet on Alternative-Fuel Access
Poor Behavior Is Linked to Time in Day Care
scientists have found people
become bombed and are wiped out
as they get older: but
today the society for the glass tiger
found more than enough to eat in hedgerows
and woodlands, without having
raids aged 55, nor garden airport north
of colombo, nor rebel song thrushes
view of the royal light fleets
-- Marco Giovenale
Mild winter encourages birds to abandon gardens for country life
Attack on Colombo air force base
A happy-side effect of growing older
Human beings thrive in the atomic.
Cancer enriched into loans:
rats expanded in exhibition.
Weapons acquire in the domestic,
The common victims into profits:
women shackled in photographic highlight.
Payments fuel in the poison.
Slavery shackled into deaths:
trafficking forced in compensation.
--George Ttoouli
Britain Marks Bicentenary of Abolition of Slave Trade
Outside View: Nukes divide Russia, Iran
Rat poison found in tainted pet food
SpongeBob played a part in the Bush administration.
SpongeBob attacked with hammer & with magic.
SpongeBob has denied he is a designated kidnapper.
SpongeBob swept through Cuba on a military train.
SpongeBob is furious & spotted with monkey-blood.
SpongeBob is alleged to support “enemy combatants”.
SpongeBob’s downfall was his desire for Harry Potter.
SpongeBob yesterday requested his attorneys.
SpongeBob is currently in detention at a Bolivian zoo.
--Simon Turner
The thief who didn't bargain for the solidarity of monkeys
Vandals muck up Hogwarts train
Guantanamo Prison Likely to Stay Open Through Bush Term
The Zone of the Symbolic is “heavily fortified”
& the First Amendment is harmful to grizzlies,
But the software chipped away at the casualties,
Like the rockets that fall in the Realm of the Moon,
& as the insurgents were expanding to the ceiling,
We shifted the target to limit their encroachment,
Which is proof that the government is a coalition
Of wolves & fish, & that porn is a mortar explosion
In the green interior of the human community.
--Simon Turner
Grizzlies at Yellowstone no longer 'threatened'
As U.N. Chief Meets Premier of Iraq, the Zone Is Shelled
American anti-porn law struck down
The good judge wrote Online Porn
and became a global sensation
The power supply is built in
Thanks to a fortuitously timed vacation
a more kid-friendly version just arrived
the first out-of-the-box experience
I'm the lucky soul lifting the lid
on their exploits - Cowabunga!
I've got a good notion of what's inside
--Rupert M Loydell
Judge Trashes Online Porn Law
Apple TV Diary: Out of the box
Cowabunga is back
“I didn’t mean to shoot her.”
“I have an explanation.”
shot in the mouth at hilltop mansion
as defense maintains gunshot residue on her hands
“Wall of Sound” renowned inductee “Let It Be”
get to the bottom of what has become a terrible mess
“The brutality of this enemy hasn’t changed.”
definitively stonewall and slow-walk the investigation
discovered weapons and confiscated propaganda material
--Clark Allison
Spector’s Legal Woes Continue – Day 2
Gonzales faces removal from office, Republicans say
U.S. destroys bomb factory in Iraq
Vice
gallows against
the raging months.
Our
territory muzzles
to the shelling.
Samurai
whirlwind: kaiho
e no senbi.
--George Ttoouli
Hanged deputy buried in Saddam's home village
In the Trenches: NYT columnist's blind spot on Israel
Ace Combat wings its way towards Xbox 360
He's hunkered down somewhere.
He's found a warm place.
We're all smiling now.
Gone camping without medication?
Things seemed clear in the woods.
We're all smiling now.
The message? "BONG HITS 4 JESUS"
Authorities plan wilderness treatment.
We're all smiling now.
--Rupert M Loydell
Justices may take centrist view of 'Bong Hits' case
Antibiotics On Overload for Sinus Infections
Park ranger: Boy Scout reportedly found
Fourth anniversary, Americans seeking
bong hits, Supreme Court refunds, cuts and
gravy. Nationwide, customers question
fourth anniversary. Americans seeking
bad days ignored, good days restored.
Military never asked, but invasion escalation.
Fourth anniversary, Americans seeking
flags, congress, rights within pet conflict.
President Bush listen. Listen.
--Robert Woerheide
Bush: 'Prevailing in Iraq' not 'easy'
Pet-food recall sweeps shelves, worries owners
Court to Hear 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' Case
The largest night changes her objects
And one of the threatened questions about it
Is queuing up outside the lived world
"When I'm involved in the entertainment
of The Ghost Daughter the politicians
imitating good sheep are a natural regret."
On the other dubious hand charity promises
To turn with great relief and some aplomb
Into an island written in cold rock
--Martin Stannard
As the weather gets hotter so the sheep are getting smaller
More celebrities still provide real Comic Relief
Is the Prime Minister bovvered?
Spare Tuesday
on my little grandson
because this meant everything, nothing
you can't spare
animal, model, leg
because the best can overdo it
Overdo,
cosmetically, joy.
Once it breaks, I donate elation
--Niall Byrne
Mavs-Suns Bout Proves How Close Western Powers Are
Heather Mills Readies For 'Dancing...' Amid Leg Problems
Candy Spelling Talks About New Grandson
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