Celebrity administrator:
“We’re witnessing a greenhouse
virus evolve in the media gyroscope:
variant climate, deadly chickens.
Therefore shuttles orbit with space
junk, imaging healthy galaxies.
Reality? Dark energy.
Cosmic pandemic.
Buy batteries and water.”
--Lance Newman
The triumph of rhetoric over reality
Hubble repair mission a go
New Strain of Bird Flu Takes Over
Mr. Marriage, search the House Zone
for centrist menus now that conservative
acids attack the expensive white base.
At last, health squads are winning
majorities as Congress bans arteries
and quarterbacks mystery ingredients.
17 red candidates dead this week.
Hey, fatty consumers are soldiers too.
Do your duty. Clog family restaurants.
--Lance Newman
In Key House Races, Democrats Run to the Right
Love enters plot in soldier search
US debates 'hidden' food fats ban
Apocalyptic addict migration now
worldwide. Anything arrested.
Mobile drug authorities ticket Clint Eastwood.
Horror franchise dismembered.
Halloween climate change could render depression.
If countries do not act,
uninhabitable planet and 200 million
self-described methamphetamine
refugees will compare violation data.
--Robert Woerheide
Man Didn't Know About Secret Nuke Data
Global Warming Will Cost World $9 Trillion
Saw III Cuts Up Box Office Competition
Miles of protest besieged
as state meteorologist
orders the People defaced.
Squatter photographer,
digging through barbed wire,
shot by swollen police.
Wind pulses in the Zócalo,
that swath of real morning.
Teachers, radio the world.
--Lance Newman
Fox sends Mexican troops to rebel Oaxaca
High Winds Knock Out Electricity in the Region
Los Alamos Lab to Test Giant Magnet
And five days since the end
One person, a second person,
Is calm in the restive province of bodies
Power, radiation, eruptions
High-energy particles.
Everything went as planned
Through the canyons, fire wind
Blackened acres and murder charges.
"It looks like things are beginning."
--Jaime Morrison
October death toll for troops in Iraq: 98
NASA's STEREO Spacecraft Begin Sun-watching Mission
Hunt Stepped Up For SoCal Wildfire Culprit
Suddenly, fuel.
Smoke. Blood.
No sanctuary.
My gusty companions rant,
“Ban church and state!”
Smokers. Arsonists.
Four centuries smother
the blackened canyons.
Chances are, it’s a dry death.
--Lance Newman
Kaine Bans Smoking in Most Government Offices
California Fire Burns Virtually Out of Control
Fire is set during church service
Gay fence is hotly contested among voters
and Republican-controlled heterosexual fanfare,
the president reflected for a third consecutive day.
Borrowing barnyard sanctions, guest-worker
declined to answer. 11 million gay couples ripple,
citizenship wavering. Tricky little question--
too close to call but border protection boosts yen,
euro and franc. Gamely political impetus.
“Comprehensive gay reform!” Bush proposed.
--Robert Woerheide
Wanted reform, got a fence instead
Dollar Declines as New Home Prices Fall the Most Since 1970
N.J. boost for gay couples buoys GOP
Scoop: “Foreign Skull Marries
Heterosexual Ambassador
While Villagers Pose as Nazis.”
Killings over same-sex
outrage as jeep militias
kidnap prime couples.
Legitimate skull calls simulated
airstrikes. Backlash unzipped.
Editors finally disarm the military.
--Lance Newman
The Battle Over Same-Sex Marriage
10 killed as U.S. raids Sadr City
Skull photos shock Germany
Be practical, Georgetown.
Inject defiant Agency
technicians with Energy "X."
It’s intuitive. Atomic browsers
tweak the will, memory.
Think web cascade. Think lethal chat.
Nice heavy handsets gas
infertile buttons and tabs.
Machine quality men, folks.
--Lance Newman
Ring of doom: mobiles 'weaken sperm'
Report: Iran installs 2nd nuke centrifuge cascades
Mozilla Releases Firefox 2.0
Eight countries support a vegetable ceiling.
But presidential Europeans inspect
collards and call for cognitive follow-up.
Ireland demands, “Halt kale intake!”
But Boston’s 3,718 unfettered markets
sell one billion zucchini daily.
Neurology, calculating fruit servings,
heralds enormous homes for workers.
EU countries reap firm mental borders.
--Lance Newman
Britain to Restrict Workers From Bulgaria and Romania
Big Dig Repair Inspector Questioned
Nutrition News: Another Reason to Load Up With Veggies
Ethics Commission raises suspicion--
imploded Democrat chauffeur spent time in deceptions.
Once, highflying accounting. Once, Enron trading.
His prosperous little wife, violated for months,
is reported missing in Baghdad.
No other details. No search claims.
Washington responded with reasonable cause.
Coalition repaid 83,000 Iraqi Security Forces.
On condition of anonymity, of brutalized bodies.
--Robert Woerheide
State worker as chauffeur violated law
US soldier listed as missing in Baghdad
Ex-Enron chief Skilling gets prison time
At the left-handed orphanage,
injecting controversy
in the first semester--
a 1-1 tie, with
more than a third
scheduled to pitch again.
A motherless son
started the legal proceedings,
gained 15 pounds in 1905.
--Chris Wells
Rogers remains untouchable
Father never meant to 'give away' son to Madonna
Study: Students Pack On The Pounds Throughout College
Underground: a warm-hearted fatality.
Virtuous Pennsylvania anthracite, almost sitcom--
Father Knows Best.
At press time, annoying
32-bit spokeswoman questions occupational safety,
officials & moderator forum, user explosion.
Give me yesterday. Give me night music & Frank Capra.
Give me mirrored memory--pretty wives & virtuous husbands.
Rescue the devoted dead.
--Robert Woerheide
Jane Wyatt, Star of Stage, Film and Television, Dead at 95
Firefox 2.0 Scheduled for Release on Tuesday
Explosion at Pa. Coal Mine Kills 1
Sophisticated, electrifying,
our stealthy front-runner,
Capt. Keynote, waves boldly.
Vice radar detects fevered
images, all copper and profits.
“Cloak me, strategic cylinder!”
Sunday’s starlight losses
force engineers to sky
a computer candidacy.
--Lance Newman
Ford, posting huge loss, to revisit earlier profits
Barack Obama says he's thinking about running for president
Scientists Create Cloak of Invisibility
Atmospheric horses, vector
holes attack the average
bug watcher’s plumbing.
Just phishing--no warrants.
Still the raids bagged
a spectrum of immigrants.
The infected home user’s
hauling cold junk
on the Blog Express.
--Lance Newman
Raids Widen 'Immigrant' Letter Probe
Attacks, Flaw Reports Mar IE 7 Release
Ozone layer hole 'bigger than North America'
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