Our Astronomical Storytelling

The sun in humpback spirals from equinox to solstice
rises smooth as a tinted umbrella,
sets in lush tropic wrinkles with violet Sanskrit scribbles.

Lurking night can see the sun, and shadows him.
This meandering light behind the film above our frame
on the horizon, burns a path with growing degrees of return.

But for now there will be clear sky for the rainmaker,
palpably overcast for would-be viewers on a Pisgah point.
The murky winter thickens.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Japan postpones humpback whale hunt
Sun marks winter solstice on Saturday
Coppola's "Youth" not worth the wait

Alleged Religious Police

The Spice Girls raided the home of an alleged ringleader of
an international group of cybercriminals responsible for
infecting more than one million teenagers with teddy bear

hatred. Police will launch their worldwide comeback this
weekend as buzzword lawyers demand religious pupils name
a prison of singers. Initially, the raid helped Sudanese

'girl power', but police arrested 750,000 computers. New
Zealand was extremely disappointed to explain the alleged
return of Muhammad, known online as 'verdict: convicted'.

-- Kevin Doran

Spice Girls to launch world comeback tour
Police Break Up International Botnet
Teacher guilty of insulting Islam

The Time Taken

Signals for converting remembered,
history after defining thinned,
space of home pulses the attempt

until delayed connected example
already with abandoned Atlantis,
copper of light evening the harbor.

Cores creating and human,
world canceling and massive,
blue of pearl chips the disappear.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Pearl Harbor lives in the hearts of its vets
Shuttle Mission Is Delayed by Problems With Fuel Sensors
IBM aims to wire chips with light pulses

Flares Investigation Scene

flying course veered not authorized media speak
visited crash site Turkish prosecutor leading
        investigation
crashed into mountain killing passengers and crew

several hostages let a woman with an infant go
standoff complaint wife severe drug alcohol abuse
turned out road flares strapped to his chest

I don’t speed and slippery roads factors lifesaving
workers every apply dangerous break off difficult to
        secure
you who was driver behavior most correctable
        procedures scene

-- Clark Allison

Hostage-taker invades Clinton campaign office
U.S. experts join crash inquiry
Fatal ambulance crash highlights dangers

Attempting to Defy

A convocation of blind sparrows
crouch in the main gallery like giant
Epstein sculptures, reminding you

how boring England is by comparison.
Several rooms far above, some designed
by artists: light, materials, the odour of youth.

This is not one of the best places to take
children, but there is nobody to tell us to
get lost except us, and we don’t count.

-- Tom Craze

Forget the bejewelled moppets of the Premier League
Let the Children Feel the Force
Winehouse sees husband denied bail

consumed and cruise

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sharply, Labor Parliament. Skip Fire firefighters political the
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seaside hectares acres Los years the Mr. Rudd this has of

-- Toph Church

Wildfire destroys homes in Calif.'s ritzy Malibu
Bush Ally Defeated in Australia
Antarctic Cruise Ship Picks Up 154 Shipwreck Survivors

Nearby Like Distance

I know I've been called when I'm coming for the
liquid chords of the loon to get up early to voters
working the coalition of birds dismissed for the mountains

between hunting jackets for rationalists
and finding them interests them
within the allegory drifts out of novels into the campaign

raining word as a trapped society from some black film
and I know when I'm struggling and when I gamble one day
after a long time is my version of what might be coming back

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Don't Get Bogged Down in 'The Mist'
Shoppers rush to stores eager to wheel, deal
Howard: I can still win it

Sound Finesse Transition

returns home on the heels of the year’s first snowfall
delivering all the weight and drama you’d expect
a different approach takes in a more radio-friendly
        direction

exorbitant prices mediocrity and brazen mimicry of
        the worst Pop styles
an ungainly animal full of power and drive a little
        finesse
strong points, dreamy greens and wistful faces

promised fresh approach to governing well steeped
        transition
that change deliver from first goal so critical
played towards that realm carve out a sound

-- Clark Allison

A change of season
Estranged in a Strange Land
Collins adds 10 to transition team

Injuries Wreckage Mesh

suffer like humans low pathogenic strain
cracked windows and knocked pieces off nearby houses
very frightened went on felt like a floating island

usually prove fatal show no symptoms some birds
        survive
erecting wire mesh enclosures preventing mingling of
        poultry
massive and repeated doses of adrenalin injected

tried to clamp a ruptured blood vessel
completely impossible to restore cardiac activity
suffered cardiac arrest after being extracted from
        car wreckage

--Clark Allison

Earthquake rocks northern Chile
Q&A: why bird flu threatens free range farms
Medics did everything possible' to save Diana

Kick-Ass Ginch Bubs

He's in Belltown.
If you have until December 1 to answer Buy an astonishing range of a leopard, tiger or eagle.
Our only regret from 6 to be.

One after the results as a guy rubbing him.
Wild coach Jacques Lemaire on the other side and smooth.
And that was forgetting to be.

One after the emblem of pop culture, we're geeky, and we love it when talented individuals can shake together pin-up, Victorian, and we love pop surrealist art so
The opening runs from 6 to our Flickr pool.
Merci.

--Toph Church

Sound Bites
Get Out Tonight: Kick- Ass Pop Surrealism at Roq La Rue
Keep that tiger away from my crotch

Study Under Atmosphere

with crushing spray the and caldera in light
molten surface at and the jets today few sinking
moved be as subsidence has

night research in and the rumble gently further fitting
with gargantuan fluff the and hearts from sinking
few holes through and the auger upward cosmic slumbering

with scratched space the and perception times further
risen be as particles should
resembles be as method can

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Crater rise not a cause for concern
Senate confirms Mukasey as attorney general
New Theory on Rays' Sprint Across Space

Television Health Warning

At the University of Pravachol
the country’s cholesterol-lowering
missives have struck resistance

Pravastatin patterns and consequences
U.S. researchers sounded imprecise
promoting weight gain “just comes natural”

Organisers of the study break ranks
a chance to gawk at the entertaining
and garish mishmash that is California.

-- Tom Craze

Strike Rule 8 to scatter writers
A Mishmash Reflective of Country Music
Sleepless? Maybe it's your statin

The Yesterday Dead

With a temperature falling:
With a low, low collapsing:
At 8:46 a.m.: In the anxious

moments before: With gusts
as high as 8:46 a.m.: He looked
with a smile: Golden: Windy:

He looked and said: Halfway-
between 8:46 a.m.: I’d be back
if it was up to me. He said.

-- Heather Cousins

So tragic': Michigander Ryan Shay dies during race
Behind the mask, the face of King Tut revealed
A.M. roundup: Snow showers today; gas; flights

Love is....

Lana Forsaken moving women love–
to moving women love–
to moving women love–

is is is is is is
is is is is is is
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Forsaken young lyrical Missionaries.
Forsaken Forsaken cemented Forsaken for women
more Missionaries.

-- Toph Church

Seduced and forsaken
Homecoming is a family reunion -- and more
The group Matafale carved

But in a man he was being extorted by a male member

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        But in jail after demanding £50,000 ($100,000) from the royal family to stop the royal family to stop the royal family to a male member of former high school football players have had sex act on them.
        But in jail after demanding £50,000 ($100,000) from the royal family to say it: According to say so we're just going to say it: According to stop the release of the release of former high school football players have had sex with other men.
        The two men are in jail after demanding £50,000 ($100,000) from the royals discussing performing an oral sex

        This isn't easy to a man he was being extorted by a sex act on them.
        But in a Spokane hotel room.
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-- Toph Church

Washington state Republican resigns amid gay sex scandal
Royal Family at Center of Gay Sex Tape Blackmail Plot
High School Football: Gayer Than Gay?

talks about troubles

promised. declared. expected.
added. cited.
advanced.

launched.
powered. published.
threatened. plagued. complicated.

fixed. confirmed. used.
served. unnamed.
classified.

--Evie Shockley

Mukasey Unsure About Legality of Waterboarding
WSJ: Google in talks with cell carriers
NASA Ponders Space Station Troubles

No Truce Now

Longtime downstream of the relic union,
coal-fired gangsters are shylocking billions
to our hangdog daughter. We've milled

similar missiles, jeopardized everything
to the prevailing war god. Streaming far
into the dead country, six deals west

of the brink, she's ballistic with cheapskate
retaliation, a ground-launched killer
striking rockets at a paper lake.

-- David Stinson

Putin warns of new Cuban missile crisis
No truce in tri-state water war
Greg Scarpa Sr. talked too much, mobster says

Wave Point Merger

ditched its previous commitment to an agreed merger
might be tempted to cash in willing to pitch high
wondered enough activity to make sense caught the wave

relentless media focus to dominate virtual life
on trial accused of catastrophic series of errors
control room a scene of confusion chaos and indecision

acted in an aggressive and threatening manner
mistook for terrorist seven hollow point dumdum
        bullets
no need to comply challenged illegal shot

-- Clark Allison

The future of virtual worlds
De Menezes ‘reacted like a suicide bomber’
No Resolution

Words On Television

A singer expected to cancel the appearance of the moon,
performing a satellite concert of night-activated images.
"He attempted a meetup with the P.M. yesterday,"

said Mr. Solar. "Latched on and snuggled up
close to the belly." (Misconstrued his mission.)
"Has ambitions to be President of the Human Nation
        by 2020."

"Is he a Communist satellite, then?" urged Senator Lunar.
"To be commander of a damaged work is a curse."
Gospel engineers somersault the singer to orbit.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Gay Rights Group Criticizes Obama
Discovery Docks With Space Station
China Sends Its First Probe for the Moon Into Space

Atomic Wind Coming

Early burning across the tar days of war season
hammers attention like a ticking sentence.
As embers, local smoke on the condor's horizon,

diplomats ballyhoo the company material.
Outlaws engulf a cul-de-sac church,
speaking wildfire grace in traditional

anonymity. They satellite beach-side
images, evacuate finally to a honey
canyon river, still unidentified.

-- David Stinson

UN Eyes Pics Of Possible Syria Nuke Site
Wildfires force evacuations in Calif.
Unhappy customer strikes back at Comcast

Set-Piece Pattern Daze

wandering as if in a daze gazing at onlookers
the structure and trappings of neo-noir
impressive set-piece scenes are extended monologues

an electrifying disquisition laying out the moral
        necessity
infused with a powerful sense of place
to change the tired old pattern

art isn’t there a lot of people won’t get it
exploring transmutation that underpins mechanics
pacing the floors on three cameras slumping to the
        ground

--Clark Allison

'Gone Baby Gone': Darktown, By Kurt Loder
Clegg urges Lib Dems to be bolder
Mark Wallinger's bear is favourite for Turner Prize

Unknown Ocean Highway

A television painted exile rallying backwards
into the carnival heartland. Past city cliffs
draped in reptile musicians, glacial acrobats

danced to the python coast, raved
a spontaneous dawn mirrored red
in the habitat of traffic. The self imposed

towner harmonized postcard symbolism,
his glittering joy barely evidenced,
lurking like a fossil technology.

-- David Stinson

Benazir Bhutto's Massive Welcome
Toilet Terror
For early humans, a beach party and clam bake in S. Africa

Paying Survivor Remains

Behind retirement, collecting thought
like isolated pay-outs, she sussed
husbands from leeward back waters.

Scattered out at boom resorts,
midnight sharks rise cloudy
to her American commotion.

Windward of her wondering,
predators lashed the shore
to ordeal her ceremony.

-- David Stinson

Trade winds will continue over next several days
First Baby Boomer Files For Social Security
Woman, 52, recounts battle with great white shark

Tribe Measures Attacks

In time, some attack of those so-called rockets
released an omen, a sprawling western resolution
anybody can see, a contemporary classic

of such rarity that thousands of wounded approved.
Clearly, the genocide illustrated determination,
killing Indians and a turkey back-to-back.

Is there any measure that forces a victory?
A heavy world exists. Harm will come
on the outskirts of day and night.

-- Andrew Neuendorf

Armenian Genocide Measure Will Go Forward
Pitching reigns for Sox, Tribe
Attacks on Camp Victory kill two in Iraq

Talk Angles Footage

mis-edited footage mistake to deceive the public
not about cuts but about the creative future
blur these summer incidents into the six-year strategy

lot of cement carved moulding modern art
as crackdown continues died under interrogation
rejected negotiations but prepared to make adjustments

has agreed to talk if drops her confrontational stance
trying to work things out from a variety of angles
fall into the river head out into the rain

--Clark Allison

Thompson: Lambert 'behaved disgracefully'
Cracked!
Burma activist dies under interrogation, says rights group

Again Against Replace

gunsmoke to whispers its approach dances that,
without midnight root bellied with or any interfering,
wolves to appears other bury drooling that.

a and deadwood the pokes of,
of pangs the past the,
of numbness the itch the.

a and tiger the shoulder of,
without gators alligator tailgate with or long according,
without canals relic gravedigger with and under playing.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

5 reasons we love the Western movie
Bayou catches fire as LSU rally cooks Gators
A shot of peppers may halt dental pain

Important Theory Revealed

The belief that life is on the rise and going on a world
Tour reformed girl band the Institute of Education in
London say the theory of evolution could be should be a

Sign putting words down before the long summer
Recess makes the teaching of the world a big love song a
Significant part of the finalised 'yes' from everyone thousands

Of millions of years ago we called into existence a classic as
Described in the Bible or the Qur'an The Spice Girls single
Would make a problem of the theory as we press ahead

-- Martin Stannard

Brown brings forward key statements amid election fever
Experts call for creationism in the classroom
Spice Girls to release new single

Likely Impossible Complex

Korea has agreed to disable
a delusional Britney Spears.
It is ready to dismantle the princess

before making up the murder.
Expect six months of testimony
because of a scheduling snafu.

The agreement builds on an earlier plan
to end the princess and her companion
and is unlikely to reach a scientific conclusion.

-- Rupert M Loydell

N. Korea to disable nuclear complex
Britney Spears: Oops, missed my drug test!
Inquest jury told it may be impossible to know whether Princess Diana was pregnant at death

Open House Present

Bruce Springsteen is planning for withdrawal.
He will not entertain President Bush
or skipper the Pentagon team.

Republicans were sent into a frenzy
by banjo-infused social criticism
and needed to talk about ownership.

The E Street Band said it would do nothing
and launched into Iraq with up-tempo rock.
This was the first salvo of a magic combat.

-- Rupert M Loydell

House Passes Bill on Pullout
Omar Minaya, Mets publicly endorse Willie Randolph
Springsteen performs "Magic" in tour open

World, Cult, Hope

To and fro, complexities creation sing;
To and fro, lone bonds form coal;
To and fro, complexities, sing out and cut off hope!

The hope of order, aid, of health,
The hope of want, of strength, of land,
The hope of play, of wish, of terror-laden day.

Now rend that day, hew form, protest the wish;
And raise that wish to action lone and dire -
The wish that idiots be made wise from the Koran.

-- Leon Conrad

Health Fund Falls Well Short of Pledge Goal
'The Kingdom' plays like CSI: Riyadh
Myanmar troops occupy Buddhist monasteries

Until It Passes

more food for greater numbers assigned
the human position, with early
business opportunity for tears

competitors so afraid to yield,
extinct ancestors vie
to mark the maverick cattle skulls

no capability to fly, but
with stress, brain will migrate;
goodbye, new fossil in the distance

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Fossils Reveal Clues on Human Ancestor
Nasal spray flu vaccine means no tears for tots
Take a number, Southwest fliers

Existing Safeguards Continue

        protect
    innocent people
in universal seatbelt

        and
    all limitations
help to guarantee

        today's
    furious absence
of searching optimism

-- Andrew Bailey

Boffins Call For Change In DNA Law
Northern Rock shares jump
England throw the gloves to Solanki for crunch match

Iconic Pro-Junta Selling

useful social networking lie about themselves
flouts technological and marketing conventions
entice consumers with iconic power of sleek design

monks sat in the street and chanted
pro-junta toughs and plainclothes police intervened
truckloads of barbed wire barricades waiting nearby

imagine torrid details completely fake
multiple alternate IDs trainspotter fond of ponies
play videos over a touch-sensitive screen

-- Clark Allison

IPhone Enters Its European Phase
More Than 1,000 Monks Protest in Myanmar
Myspace users tell porkies

Our People Died

Someone dies the wrong way every 7 minutes
Because 15 out of 25 people don't take exercise
Human interest changes come into effect

There is a huge appetite for life and TV shows
Someone dies the wrong way every 7 minutes
Stories that engage the full range of emotions

Dead reality pursued by minimum health
Will replace two thirds of the population
Someone dies the wrong way every 7 minutes

-- Martin Stannard

'Two-thirds of people take too little exercise'
Five dead in 'wrong way' M4 crash
Sky to launch women's TV channel

Final Luxury, The

Beginning to feel restless
You followed close behind the people
To the shattered windows

In the shadow of the past
I sprinted down the hall
To find out exactly what was happening

Snaking their way down the walls
The former Prime Minister and senior Tories
Leaked out of the night

-- Martin Stannard

Brown: I want Lady Thatcher portrait to hang in No 10
Rock Bottom
Led Zeppelin: The real monsters of rock

Google Assessing Hits

Race panic word abroad triggered drawdown challenges.
More low-cost people moon troops privately.
Friendly non-profit cast emphasized free spacecraft.

Critics kill multi-million dollar war chief.
Fleeing lunar tsunami is a deeper defeat in East.
Speedier competition warning is triggered to scale Iran.

President emphasized more sway in Middle enemies
now offering bonus prizes, sponsoring only tall buildings
because robotic epicenter vital to relationship damage.

-- Dion N. Farquhar

In Bush’s Words
Third quake hits Indonesia
Google sponsors race to the moon

In Coptic Retains

pound a eat and gold of ounce
the bananas in tents in the open
end to night
                    than falls divided
in days measuring home often
six or seven years beer
                                    as they road
undergoing ancient visitors
their early morning struck

-- Cole Heinowitz

Ethiopia: Millennium Countdown Begins
EU allows Britain &Ireland to retain imperial measurements
Call for major Gaza incursion after rocket wounds 69 soldiers

The First Suspect

I think if there's one who had to be him,
another insect of mysterious researchers,
honeybees operating emergent wings,

stirring potential fires, compelling disorder,
who seeded blithe crops and serve tiny poached fruit
to executive bees and shivering sport-fish,

snagging the spirit with sophisticated paralysis,
it's him, it's he, the 10-fingered Motor of impersonations,
just grinding away, extracting his product.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Djokovic earns U.S. Open semis and leaves impression
Chrysler hires away Toyota's president for North America
Virus is key suspect in honeybee decline

Wrong Issues Radiating

vague ambitions in different ways offered a chance of
        escape
bring a mass audience to contemporary and relevant
        issues
flicks on the full beam radiating physicality and
        presence

most receptive to documentary or factual style
        programming
not job to lead opinion on climate change
a desperate attempt to bring inflation shattered
        economy

a long sweeping shot of shattered troops at the beach
amazing admission that it has done everything wrong
blamed policy to slash prices for bringing economy to
        its knees

-- Clark Allison

Devaluation is ‘too little, too late’ to save Zimbabwe
'I feel on the edge of failure'
BBC switches off climate special

Italian Mansion Recall

one raised talk
one touched gun
one has died

a black flag hailed the poker player
sworn testimony lavished praise on games
climate change extended arguments

a great opera star
a cordial invitation
the jury will decide

--Martha Deed

Tributes continue for Pavarotti
Spector Asks Mistrial, DA Charges Checkbook Defense
Bush Accepts Invitation to Beijing Olympics

Used Today First

looking before a plan proceed role to the dismissed
later on a case make means to the any
implored ahead more leapfrog days months it of the thought

not decision saving rules
can finding strip means
first from an alternative try not to the practical

should delay judges resolution
easy for still argued quest pictures it more the from
much before any make all balance it yesterday's the against

--Glenn R. Frantz

Manage your computer's digital clutter
Democratic Party officials strip Florida of delegates
Khadr case goes to new U.S. review commission

It's the Pressure

It's been an awful year
and if you just uncovered and read
a speech to criticise

the arguably stylish scandal after scandal
uttered by a mere journalist
and thought about last night

and thought "wow, how do I fake one of those"
the answer is not at hand
such is the fate of any audience.

--Martin Stannard

Jeremy Paxman: The outsider
Bolton 3-0 Reading
GC: Halo Xbox Priced, Dated While Wii Takes Sales Lead

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62. church's large sign on

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41. tourism. A press release
42. from Fight OUT Loud, a

44. truth-detecting brain
45. scan. "Any 'ex-gay' study
46. that does not include

--Toph Church

Campbell church defaced by anti-gay graffiti
Homphobic mayor sends mixed messages over gay tourism
Watchdog group warns of faulty "ex-gay" study

Commandos Hanging Fire

Posh forces press the wargames, helter-skelter Bulls
astounding Chinese armies of magic fish
mock the captain's showcase pony, it can be said that

it can turn around tomorrow, it can turn around
the leaders' control of the smile or the spokesman,
it can turn around purposelessly,

but then some shy fighter folding a trick inside a trick
and the goal in the goal he himself didn't know how long
it will be playing against victory to bent critics.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Russia, China start joint wargames
Beckham begins to fulfill goals
Official: Chevron Refinery Fire Contained, To Burn Itself Out

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-- Toph Church

Brazilian soccer in turmoil over insinuation that player is gay
Socially Inept Does Not Mean Gay
Swedish Christians attack gay Jesus exhibition

The Big Pool

August is the month of universal music.
Observe birds breeding songs from one small cell:
Overnight, from tens, get thousands.

Insulation from weather will produce
the music of houses swimming empty in their yards,
the unsold hit songs of mosquitoes.

You can play the world's largest phone,
but its handheld particles of flaked-off music
are only hampering the external neighborhood.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Universal To Set Its Music Free
Shuttle hit by tank flakes
West Nile Threat Rises in California

Muse Touches Kills

Rain and trees
power down
in Brooklyn

Raid and air-
strike "money"
in Sadr City

Figural words
muses eye
pairing pieces

--Scott Keeney

Tornado touches down in Brooklyn
U.S. Attack Kills 32 in Sadr City
Muse junkie

war
in Iraq
a new high

surveillance
in cattle
for clinical signs

lead
over poll
what it takes

--Barbara Taylor

Number of U.S. troops in Iraq reaches new high
2nd Outbreak of Foot and Mouth Disease Found in Britain
Clinton opens up lead over Obama

Minnesota vacation embarrassment

scolding loudly in French, officials joined the paparazzi
in televised, heavy, spicy, buzzing of Sarkozy's equipment
including visible pimples and debris

“Strategically removing blood and protein
from Mitt Romney’s behind
is our New Hampshire goal over the next several days.”

An unfortunate overproduction of tourists
on Lake Winnipesaukee
triggers skin disease in less-than-peaceful president

--Millie Niss

Minnesota Resumes Search for Bridge-Collapse VictimsNicolas Sarkozy's American Vacation
New Clues On Rosacea's Cause

Warrantless Pink People

They wait all day to be called
the warrantless pink people jurors
resuming their courthouse conversations

They wait all day to be called
to fend off the foolishness of barge traffic
obliged to show up for the common surveillance

They wait all day to be called–
video officials, entourage and press –
confirmed debris of last week’s fallen liberties

--Martha Deed

Warrantless wiretaps expanded
Minnesota to Start Debris Removal at Collapsed Bridge
Mayor Bloomberg reports for jury duty