Atheist's Party High

She didn't sample the food
She was not at risk of catching the illness
She has been placed on medical leave

She didn't sample the food
She complained of trouble after filling up
She appears to be juddering and misfiring

She didn't sample the food
She signed the order creating religion
She shouldn't be allowed to sue the government

--Rupert M Loydell

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