Religions’ Roses Online

Black market prices for roses are rising,
Religious men are advertising,
But the email bid was declared void,

Warn Valentines Day, it’s banned,
Monks, men of the cloth and sacred singers
Meltdown after a rare auction,

Remove all red items, roses, papers and gifts,
Men are universal but religion has to audition,
But down the back of the sofa causes disappointment

-- Perdita Stott

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