Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Vatican Adoption Illness

Leading disease specialists in the Vatican made
an unidentified bishop get vaccinated Monday for
adoption influenza. "It took a matter of minutes

for New Jersey Bishop R. W. to be only minutes
from hopping on the pope's bandwagon, a service made
only for

friends and family," Dr. N. C. told whomever Wednesday. "For
the bishop to get complacent about the service minutes
after a Vatican aides* meeting—-a decision had to be made."

-- Tyler Chadwick

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*Whether the doctor meant AIDS or aides' is unclear from the meeting's transcript.

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