The implicit promise of changing a story
is to make people notice how dumb it is.
But the group has no inclination to shed its mind.
Like the wallflower dragon whose bullying lawyer
leaked a hot publicity fondue,
winning a palace despite being downgraded
from a pricey crystal nugget to a set of chocolate shoes.
That's one of the perks of ridiculousness.
Everything changes, but nothing draws attention.
-- Glenn R. Frantz
Farewell fondue sets: EU tighten sanctions on brutal Syrian
regime with shopping and travelling ban on Assad's wife
(but there's nothing to stop her from returning to UK)
Etch A Sketch flap cheers Bryan firm
Appealing an MPAA Rating Is Pointless (But Studios Should
Do It Anyway)