Completely Static Account

Amanda’s $150—despite the devil-possessed
fine fed Father with wigged-out eyelids
who zoomed to Mars muttering many a good update—

Despite him and a similar Sighting,
Amanda owed a woman's account,
a mosaic of reckless, wandering colors.

Buffs lobby to makeover her system—
Lower! More! Wrong! Always!
—that camoflauged curiosity between two rocks. . . .

-- Eric W. Jepson

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