Confess, I'm Sayin'

Humour the actor. He's got
the personality of a brick,
giving a formal

court revealing details
of habitual lies
rather than honest admission.

Shaking, sticky fingers
have been at work.
The pilferers left souvenirs.

-- Paul Clyne

Cumberbatch reading sexual R Kelly lyrics - it's amazing
I'm not proud of drug use - Nigella
Hobbit cast confess to pinching props (and socks)