To atone for posting fake software,
a robot phone plans to steal the Seven Golden Appliances
out of their twisting links of balance
in the League of Household Solicitations.
(That same robot once tracked the movements
of a missing refrigerator all over Queensland.)
If they continue walking long enough,
people tend to develop an extravagant winding message,
reasserted thrice yearly -- an annoying mystery.
-- Glenn R. Frantz
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Masahiro Tanaka gives the Yankees the man they sought