Thursday, July 31, 2014

Vacuum Current Revealed

I am bubbling with the zeitgeist! Twin PR companies
have just announced my plan for a cylindrical underground
Gigafactory to build the new Tesla Thermos.

The factory, conceptually executed, will produce
enough hot coffee to last into the 18th century.
A ship of up to 40 feet can be assembled in a bottle,

removed, and at last discovered
in the mysterious ancient shipyard of Arabica.
Construction starts now and will stop in the year 1773.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

I Drank a Cup of Hot Coffee That Was Overnighted Across the Country
Tesla's new battery teammate: Panasonic
Wooden ship found beneath World Trade Centre built in 18th-century Philadelphia

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