Has Competing Features

Louisiana's new product that can plant itself in rifts
and seas is locking green horns with neighboring Texas,
these giant plains that share almost a rectangle.

It can only be purchased online through bodily fluids,
and anyone sick enough to worry about it
is sick enough to know it's working.

The finding is that oceans don't know what color they are
(green, green), or that they know it but only share it
with someone they've previously showed it to.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

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