The Foreign Secretary is locked in the moon
To ensure dual citizenship,
From that faked American space agency.
Trump’s teasing travel ban,
The American administration ordered into an enclosure.
A televised landing faked in a zoo.
Moon missions not affected by tigers as they fed,
Ripping neck off Trump’s wife,
An end to intense scrutiny.
-- Sarah Bridger
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