Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Gold Trumps Rehab

Another fixed-wing pageant
till Kentucky’s
businessmen

discover pretty Sheriff
Tara’s rewired
heart.

Will someone crown
Spacewalking Joe
Tycoon?

--Lance Newman

Trump Lets Troubled Miss USA Keep her Crown
Dead climber's photos lessen hope 2 others alive
Discovery crew begins trek home

Memorable Alibis Shuttle

After a final inspection,
The man who gave us
Our lovely childhood bid farewell

And then headed into the spaceship.
The red light. The critical shield.
The rookie left behind where all

The innocent worked. Who on this planet
Has not heard of these?
I'm not entirely sure.

--Jason Gray

Second arrest in uk prostitutes’ killings
Astronauts bid station crew farewell
Thank You for the Cartoons, Mr. Barbera

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Burden of Fury

A soldier, a convert, he sees
nuclear Christians loosed
on his eternal country.

They plagued the North with narcotic
Rapture, leveraged Revelation on young
brothers for capital in heaven.

A political Saturday in Arizona,
his unifying blood prayer said,
he steps out among the people.

--David Stinson

US Senator Asks Europeans To Send Troops To Southern Afghanistan
Bitterness in Beijing over North Korea's betrayal may mean war
Grand Theft Christianity

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Bye-bye Electrical Houston

Welcome to our first online execution.
The condemned array themselves
in masks, with swords and clubs.

Angel-headed gamers balked,
botched the topless killings
of three criminal spacewalkers.

So, our final method:
Reroute console wires past
the straps for lethal burns.

--Lance Newman

Sunita takes her first walk in space
Botched killing puts Death Row on hold
Flying Wii remotes prompt world recall

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Ancient Fighters Identified

A war community, fossilized
in some prehistoric
disorder,

with a genetic clan perception.
A function of country
disappeared

the inhabited sky. Drugged city
mammals embargoed the
evidence.

--David Stinson

Researchers Find Gene Tied to Perception of Pain
Looming Somalian war menaces whole region - UN
Squirrelly little guy flew with the dinosaurs

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Long Blue Fear

Another serial American killing days, years
by the moon. I conquered migrant miles,
a rushed spree asteroiding to death,

dicing weekend planets on liquid death.
Brazen walker, enigmatic searcher, the years'
feint orbit mapped titan miles

on my naked body. Surprisingly, new miles
arrive tarlike, natural as a wary death
and I volcano each discovered year.

--David Stinson

Missing Texans and New Yorker all seasoned climbers
Police in race to save life
Mountains and more revealed on surface of frigid Saturn moon

Kilometers of Suicide

Known once as invasion,
apartheid is to industry
as antidepressants to alone.

Savage movie churches hunt
adolescents in hinterlands
abandoned to superhighways.

Warning: native ancients monitor
checkpoints, the settlers occupied
with a thrilling veneer of atrocities.

--Lance Newman

FDA: Suicide Warning on Drug Label
Carter’s Rhetoric of Apartheid
'Apocalypto' does disservice to its subjects

(Photo: Genocidal Press)

Peace
books
field,

fields
peace
book.

Book
fields
peace.

--Lance Newman

FDA: Suicide Warning on Drug Label
Carter’s Rhetoric of Apartheid
'Apocalypto' does disservice to its subjects

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Deep Element Meltdown

Harrowing
desert star,
warm this tomb.

Wing
us over
barren polar floes.

Robotic
ice animals,
endangered earth children.

--David Stinson

Ice Age 2040: The Meltdown of the North Pole
Astronauts prepare for Tuesday spacewalk
Angelina wants more than 3 kids

Monday, December 11, 2006

Unknown Weapon Census

London, we’re killing Omaha
with radioactive moons. That abdominal buzz
says, “Go to the unmistakeable Kingdom.”

London, we’re killing Omaha
with Jurassic plankton. The “chewing” disease
says, “Soft hotel in underwater Scotland.”

London, we’re killing Omaha
with kidney investors. The murder dick
says, “It’s an open market planet, marine.”

--Lance Newman

'Walking Dirty Bomb' Tells of London Meetings

Taco Bell Distributor Passes Inspection
Jurassic shrimp resurfaces

Sunday, December 10, 2006

Our Miraculous Shipwreck

First the birds leak outside,
awakened in a brouhaha of prayers.
Guadalupe's apparition warmed blood

stained flags. Blessed Muslim mother,
what oil war frees your tradition?
We're blogosphere incarnate here.

Book five to one on catastrophe.
This hulk's shipping water
and all we do is pray.

--David Stinson

At swearing in, congressman wants to carry Koran. Outrage ensues.
Mexico's patron saint impacts lives worldwide
At Pearl Harbor, a cautious wait

Saturday, December 09, 2006

Behind Obscure Witness

Predawn hostage checks his tower,
and dismissed the gunshot sky.
Exiled gazer, downtown hammer.

Unable to make it to the spy house,
he turned east and yelled it won’t be him.
Defected witness, chained director.

Viewing in the very skies he dismissed,
hundreds of planets twinkle in snarled orbit.
Obscure commuter, armed critic.

--Tom Trusty

Planetary triple play on deck Sunday
4 dead in Chicago office tower shooting
Traces of radiation linked to Litvinenko case found in Germany

Friday, December 08, 2006

Lightning Strategy Killed

Rumor blast: The U.S. state's hot. Nuclear.
The Group’s official shares look south.
Theory? Foreign merger activity died.

Who briefed the Street by handheld?
In the Bank underground, secure
deposit fever ignited three agencies.

Their nowhere sector’s happened and done.
Rescue workers start Monday at Congress, Ltd.
Any port in a firestorm. With company.

--Lance Newman

Lightning bolt blamed for explosion that trapped miners
U.S. plans nuclear scans of cargo
Bank Of America Looks Abroad

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

His Extraterrestrial Saturday

If the event appraisal features barren images
take an expert along. Skirt the current
and follow, say, Josephine, your wife.

The swamp, full of daughters. Your wife
irresponsibly spins the mountains. Imagine
if spacecraft believed reasonably current

maps. I mean Mars could help our current
strategy for incentivizing life. Ask your wife,
does a Red executive make a Gold image?

--Lance Newman

Expert on Iraq report: Elephant produces mouse
We've found water on Mars, scientists say
Missing dad leaving clothing and map markers

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

U.S. Hunt Past

Stranded
invasion prescription.
Rescuers search profitability.

Realism
drug to
sustain Iraq withdrawal.

Pfizer
flatly dismissed
winning honest praise.

--Robert Woerheide

Analysis: Pfizer's heyday might be past
Searchers keep up hunt for CNET editor in rugged terrain
Gates admits U.S. not winning Iraq war