His Extraterrestrial Saturday

If the event appraisal features barren images
take an expert along. Skirt the current
and follow, say, Josephine, your wife.

The swamp, full of daughters. Your wife
irresponsibly spins the mountains. Imagine
if spacecraft believed reasonably current

maps. I mean Mars could help our current
strategy for incentivizing life. Ask your wife,
does a Red executive make a Gold image?

--Lance Newman

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