Saturday, December 16, 2006

Bye-bye Electrical Houston

Welcome to our first online execution.
The condemned array themselves
in masks, with swords and clubs.

Angel-headed gamers balked,
botched the topless killings
of three criminal spacewalkers.

So, our final method:
Reroute console wires past
the straps for lethal burns.

--Lance Newman

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1 comment:

Carol Kearney High said...

A fine blog, Lance. My sophomore son used the 3by3by3 recipe for his poetry class. Fun stuff.