Revealing Halloween Trauma
Well, aren’t you a little horror story?
A trick or treating celebrity train wreck.
You're really never too old
to be a victim of hazardous mishaps,
cowering naked and delusional
in Manhattan restaurant bathrooms,
slugging cocaine and vodka
'til your fingers fall off
from the lack of continuous circulation.
-- Scott Stoller
Horror Stories From Space
Teens defend their right to trick-or-treat
Coke and no smile for naked Sheen