Investors Trouble Points

The company will pay and will assume millions of debt.
Investors applauded the announcement
then adorned the kids with some new tattoo work.

Due to apparent instability
tonight should be clear with
a bitter cherry on the already spoiled cake.

The deal seems to be a positive
and the paparazzi was subsequently seen partying.
Shareholders reportedly canceled plans.

--Rupert M Loydell

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