Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Last Country Remarks

"I want to get a shotgun, abduct a woman,
Put all of my parking tickets on my mum's card,
And rob a bank like they do in England," she said.

"Apparently there is still a sense of inclusion lingering
Among drug dealers and prostitutes and cops everywhere
But I'm sure we can put it to bed," authorities said.

I just smiled to myself in the rarefied air
And said "I love like a romantic shit. Here's my book.
I thought you might like to read it."

--Martin Stannard

Monday: Pop Shots
Gerrard plays peacemaker over Barton
Astronaut accused of flighty behaviour

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