Paradoxical Brainstorm Overload

They seemed here but not here,
withdrawn from the reality around them,
set up temporary camp in a suspended state.

They would act on information before it happened,
across all distances, instantaneously,
as if there was no space or time between them.

They needed reminding about notes and rhythms,
to be either particles or waves.
They're not watching where they're going.

-- Scott H.Stoller

Does the Past Exist Yet?
For Pianist, Software Is Replacing Sonatas
Information Overload Is Nothing New

Fooled Formerly Fashionable

Lies spread through casual contact.
No drug can prevent clever hoaxes.
Panicky rumors are news.

But, we report in earnest
exclusive guaranteed information.
This week a New York debutante died

from the shock of a mysterious ear infection.
The story's right. Look no further. We're untouchable.
Trust us.

-- Scott H. Stoller

Angels in America
If It’s On The Internet, It Must Be True
Can you hear me now? More teens can't

Boosting Extensive Correctness

Contemporary literature slumbers,
no incentive to make threatening waves.
Good writers are put out to pasture.

The academy, ruled by theory,
undermines your individuality
with programs that embody the official philosophy

of neutered multicultural lemmings.
Who'll confront this bold mediocrity?
Who'll deconstruct their deconstruction?

-- Scott H. Stoller

5 Reasons Why People Hate Apple
Spindles Foster Sound Slumber
The 15 Most Overrated Contemporary American Writers

Retrograde Blue Catastrophe

Awakened before dawn,
under a headlight moon,
an experiment's willing participants.

Transfixed by desert heat,
a river's selfish murmur,
the carousing of a feverish canyon wren,

pale sandstone walls rose around them.
"Dolores means sorrow or pain", she said,
and he would come to know that soon enough.

-- Scott H.Stoller

The Allure of Messy Lives
Four Corners, Two Wheels
'The Colony' envisions the worst-case scenario

Better Asked During

for the of branch viola plying least
after the by heads safe harnessing airy
into the against relief field folding simple

what the bag branch over plying recent
after freely by knocked safe shepherd airy
who the wall relief with folding close

what cuts bag matched over hands recent
on freely a knocked so shepherd gauze
who marks wall smiled with twist close

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Fold Proteins, Help Cure Diseases in Foldit Video Game
Alex Rodriguez is tied to Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa
'Mummy Bandit' suspect arrested in Havertown

Better Asked During

for the of branch viola plying least
after the by heads safe harnessing airy
into the against relief field folding simple

what the bag branch over plying recent
after freely by knocked safe shepherd airy
who the wall relief with folding close

what cuts bag matched over hands recent
on freely a knocked so shepherd gauze
who marks wall smiled with twist close

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Fold Proteins, Help Cure Diseases in Foldit Video Game
Alex Rodriguez is tied to Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa
'Mummy Bandit' suspect arrested in Havertown

Rethink Modern Documentary

He was a matrix of numerous materials,
a mixture of pride and fear,
the proximity of silver,

the risk of diminution,
a preternatural affinity for flashlights.
Contradictions and incongruities

made him a suitable symbol of the age.
He'd instinctively play dead.
He liked the comfort it provided.

-- Scott H. Stoller

The Binky Fairy and Other Lies Parents Tell Kids
On Silver Lake's 'Walking Man'
Survivor of Mont. bear attack says she played dead

Cryptic Deathbed Discovery

We have to be realistic here.
As we go slinking from ledge to ledge, the legacy
of recent human evolution feels like an elaborate sham.

We have to be realistic here.
Regardless of the various twists and turns
their intentions were never really in question.

We have to be realistic here.
This is no time to make new enemies.
Let us die in peace, on our own terms.

-- Scott H. Stoller

Funniest Last Words, Deathbed Witticisms
Adventures in Very Recent Evolution
'Salt' tries to shake you, but it's a sham

Attack Casual Limits

In subterranean mines,
below the icy planet's surface,
we've reprogrammed human stem cells

into zombies, in all their top-down glory,
in countless configurations,
with defensive arsenals ranging from

third perspective shadow and dynamic depth of field,
to the potent ability to eradicate available sunshine,
all unique, all in stock and all free of charge.

-- Scott H. Stoller

Reprogrammed Stem Cells May Have Limited Use
Aliens swarm onto Steam
'Plants vs. Zombies' invading Xbox Live

Bleeding Extra Vegas

The Gulf Coast found itself in an odd
moment of my life. He understands
how weather works. But more

important, Terry was accurate.
After searching all night in
the oil. He was good on

TV, and they were about
to be right. The gulf. Was this the
life they wanted? The sea.

-- Eric Elshtain

Rescuers Find No One Trapped in New Jersey Garage Wreckage
TV's Crowning Moment of Awesome
The Gulf waits: Oil is plugged, but for how long?

Ambitious Herders Report

In radio deserts where goats dig holes to puncture a
twilight nest, in some warehouse. To transport elite fish
whose tricky eggs think they might not be hatched. But the

murky ocean they steamed threatened nobody; even attempted
other unnamed relocations in radio deserts. Where goats dig
holes to puncture a twilight nest in. Some warehouse to

transport elite fish whose tricky eggs think. They might not
be hatched, but the murky ocean they steamed. Threatened,
nobody even attempted other, unnamed relocations.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Saving sea turtles one egg at a time
Chupacabras: Fact or fiction?
Iran denies that returned citizen is nuclear scientist

Attention Not Experience

He rests his head on a pillow of tattered towels,
broken-down and rusting on a backstreet.
Taken by surprise, he ran out of everything,

a first-class nightmare coming true.
He leans back, closes his eyes, and wonders
how much more he can bear, new to this quiet desperation.

It stabs, burns, aches and throbs, gnaws at you,
knocks you for a loop. But, sooner or later
it all goes away. Unless, he's been told, it doesn't.

-- Scott H. Stoller

Desperate times
When pain becomes chronic
Death at Electric Daisy Carnival

An Impressive Denouement

It's the great cosmic joke:
the dramatic revelation our present day strategy
has produced no bold progress.

We've been living in the clouds,
so afraid of stillness, of being disconnected,
that what we once thought were bullet-proof blessings

were only the narcotic of ingenious technology.
And, nobody knew how dangerous it was.
Blindsided and sunk, we wait in line for naught.

-- Scott H. Stoller

The 36 Hours That Shook Washington
No Sex Please, We’re Middle Class
Are Cells the New Cigarettes?

Morning in Manhattan

She strolled in uninvited in her prim white blouse
        and smudged black eyeliner,
on the verge of tears, machine guns protruding,
        chewing over the cultural importance of baseball.
"It can get a little boring," she said softly.

The church is closed today, can't ask it's staff
        to break away
from a major cocaine bender at The Four Seasons Hotel
        (soon to be reprised on the Upper West Side)
and work with the blizzard of cross-dressing drunks

who are hyperventilating and freaking out,
but what in the world are we supposed to do?
The good news is the Grammys must be canceled.

-- Scott H. Stoller

His Cross to Bear: Heartthrob Vampire
Has Lady Gaga gotten your attention yet?
Secret of AA: After 75 Years, We Don’t Know How It Works

coke is law

in a unilateral effort to boost revenue
congress has approved a vast and lucrative
conspiracy to flood manhattan with cocaine

the programme is set to top two billion dollars
and grow 408 percent in a five year strategic plan
new findings boost arguments that drug dealers

are worth more than the president and firearms
and cash are regularly sent to the fiercely
loyal house of representatives on thursday

-- Richard Mason

Jamaican gang leader faces drug, gun charges in NY
Whalewatching worth billions and booming: study
Iran faces fresh US sanctions

The Democratic Age

We just said that only genetic bubbles matter.
Don't implore the power. Grip the personalised distrust.
The over-hyped fighting of dream troops,

clashing with their pick of absent opponents.
Any student has the right to ask for and receive
a fresh Bavarian cucumber.

But was it meant to get first-graders
calling for new elections?
So says a head of losers.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Swipe at 'genome hype', 10 years on
Is Germany's Government Headed for a Breakdown?
P'town schools to distribute condoms

nationwide beach party

shortly       before     1.41 p.m.       many
were           still         unaffected           by
schoolchildren     into       post     offices

rattling       bookshelves     instead       of
welcoming     the     deadliest     summer
dancing         around           a         bonfire

workers           studied           money-losing
a   Spanish   chinchilla   tried   to protest
on       the       Ontario-Quebec       border

-- Richard Mason

12 killed as train hits beachgoers in Spain
Earthquake rattles Ontario-Quebec border and GTA
French strike over plans to raise retirement age

Inventing Her Reality

The perfect cycle now concludes,
growing ever more difficult
and largely unattractive.

New moral duties weigh heavily.
The floor under the stage might not hold.
To cut against the grain of the times

will require a feat of delicate engineering.
The notion of a fiery collapse
has become a most distinct possibility.

-- Scott H. Stoller

Secondhand Smoke Linked to Mental Distress
In Defense of the Imperfect Mother
For New ‘Ring’ Set, Met Has to Buy Steel Supports

The Increasingly Common

Decades have come to nothing,
have refused to budge,
to have an impact,

and one can't help but feel
a creeping sense
of fatal inadequacy.

This is big news.
What's out there left to find?
Show me.

-- Scott H.Stoller

Miley Cyrus Defends Simulating Lesbian Kiss
Novel Drug Combats Advanced Melanoma
Spelling their way to success

Stay, Rise, Run

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ominous clad has nectar gathering worry when under
calm breach had drought enhancing specter when in

heavily for tent a loud quick pitched will piper
undoubtedly of bid a sharp ominous clad has nectar
outside by taste a quick calm breach had drought

reeling post which between heavily for tent a loud
gathering worry when under undoubtedly of bid a sharp
enhancing specter when in outside by taste a quick

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Taliban targets Afghanistan peace jirga
BP disaster raises oil industry's insurance costs
For many, Griffey is baseball in Northwest

Stay, Rise, Run

quick pitched will piper reeling post which between
ominous clad has nectar gathering worry when under
calm breach had drought enhancing specter when in

heavily for tent a loud quick pitched will piper
undoubtedly of bid a sharp ominous clad has nectar
outside by taste a quick calm breach had drought

reeling post which between heavily for tent a loud
gathering worry when under undoubtedly of bid a sharp
enhancing specter when in outside by taste a quick

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Taliban targets Afghanistan peace jirga
BP disaster raises oil industry's insurance costs
For many, Griffey is baseball in Northwest

An Artificial Fortress

As the walls came down, with history revealed,
what was this writer's groundbreaking achievement,
creating synthetic art?

His tortured relationship with sobriety,
loaded guns in strategic locations,
ready to provide a quick resolution?

A wide range of compounds,
transforming the pain,
as he lay tenaciously dying?

-- Scott H. Stoller

An uneasy ride with Dennis Hopper
Johnson & Johnson Criticized Over Drug Recall
Scientists Control Cell With Synthetic Genome

Unleashing President Stronghold

forces broke, said
the first country offered just a spill
gushed months, grip, a day rig toddler

become
miles off, which was an industry disaster
spewed and exploded, surpassing not the baron
        but visited his father

and the estimated
history, now advocates away, that example of global use
about as much, since the alleged coast siege,
        the now into the vice between

-- Kale Humphrey

BP: 48 hours before clear if mud stops oil leak
Jamaica drug gangs 'call the shots'
Outrage erupts as 2-year-old lights up

Delicate Killing Advocated

Their anger grew.
It's difficult to derail a southern train.
You can force it off the tracks

in a landslide of wreckage and oil
but it's coming right back. It's hard to explain.
When you cannot believe the blow ups,

when you won't stop hiding the dead,
when sermons ooze twisted philosophy,
southern trains are difficult to derail. It's hard to explain.

-- Scott H. Stoller

EPA chief to return to Gulf Coast to monitor spill
Train hits landslide, derails in China, killing 19
Yemeni cleric advocates killing US civilians

Afternoon Abstinence Factors

Indiscreet
horses cheat
on their partners

Hustler
photos are
briefly cleavage-free

Harvard's
getting flak
for rethinking virginity

-- Scott H. Stoller

The Science of a Happy Marriage
Marijuana plantations feeding Europe's habit
Why Is a Former Sex Blogger "Rethinking Virginity"?

Scheduled Stress Symptoms

A fatal disease is spreading across subtropical twilight skies.
The continued expansion of virulent stars
is more deadly than otherwise believed.

Infected physicians successfully killed
a stressed out but healthy young porpoise.
A number of dogs are now ill. The cats cannot be comforted.

The experts expressed some alarm---
Strange talking girls can be ultimately prevented
but that is not what we are seeing.

-- Scott H. Stoller

Mystery Disease Linked to Missing Israeli Scientist
Last chance to see Atlantis in night sky
Stressed? Calling Mom helps, study says

Flash Flood Ritual

burning in a castle
with a thatching of arrows skewered, recreational archers
shouting liquor of scorched pine

bottles in mud
shattered on smooth stumps
a ram stumbled

near footpaths
hands scale trees
repeated horses jumped the gate

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Hockey joy turns to violence in wake of Canadiens' victory
All Crowe and arrows
Elena Kagan follows Supreme Court rulebook: be bland

Marry Risk, Despairing

Flossing to me is despairing after knot.
The know of it is we five, nixed by the diagnosed wives.
Charged for activities linking highlighted attack

to supporters of attempted monologue.
Day Two: us container cynics caught Big Sunny in our ice -
couldn’t even gesture, we cream excitement.

Some increased risk of we, early to the Unity trees,
hating live idea of planting service after a religious
plan-your-own. I kept with it come a-problems time.

-- Katie Longofono

'I Chose Not to Have My Dad Give Me Away'
If spouse has dementia, your risk rises, too
Our Take - Jay's Blink-and-You-Missed-It Rip on Conan

Location In Reverse

People who sleep but don't think it will spread
take a task they've just learned,
and perform it on a computer screen and in their dreams,

but upon waking, those who learned to sleep geographically
think better of it than either those who sleep in a maze,
or those who sleep but don't report it,

or those who were asked to sit
in the sunken horizon of a virtual space
and study random scenes of the public's mind.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Dreaming is the brain's way of learning
Potentially lethal fungus moves south from Canada
Sunken Drilling Rig in Gulf Raises Questions

Previous Prototype Released

Splinter Cell Invertebrates
creep through the shadows
in a silent takedown best enjoyed slowly

next-generation tiny sea creatures
you think you look at them
Their double-agent play is stealthy stalking

Satisfying microscope features
eclipsed iPhone camera flash and video chatting
and the sloppy success of the Apple Engineer was placed on
        hold.

-- Cindy Underhill

Apple wants next-gen iPhone back
Marine Life Census Reveals Unknown Sea Creatures
Splinter Cell sequel satisfying despite schizophrenic gameplay

Damage Illegally Didn't

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joke with of a zoo a at comedian

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it normally including thought he slowly was
absurdities shepherd a such as including first

-- Glenn R. Frantz

US state of Alabama sees red on Rudd retort
Japan Indicts Anti-Whaling Activist
April shines light on autism awareness

Reality Disputes Responsibility

The women bomb state-run Saturday,
Johannesburg the population,
intercept bullet man Mr. International.

Ancestors police the scornful madness of Italy,
Libya disputes another model. Berlusconi prepares;
posts women’s envelopes.

Zimbabwe,
belated gay capital -
a president makes a population.

-- Luke Yates

Bridge prepares for date with Kardashian
Zimbabwe Shrugs Off Gay Rights
Italian police find bullet in letter to Berlusconi

The Shoe Turned

I understand that inhalation of days of strawberry air
plucked seeds from a minefield with euphoric ferocity
to get a glue for all crops the properly independent

overlapping diversity cultivated a crippling trust in
that oath to deter and I understand it potentially
has more than half an island in common

with the Doomsday Archipelago and hallucinogens
conducted by teleconference with all confidence
a remote chemical judge and I understand that.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Arctic Seed Vault largest in the world
'Huffing' more popular among pre-teens than pot
Kaye takes on Paterson investigations

Snatch Fragile Hurt

Bugs Bunny, built on tropes of wire, his rib is not yours
I give just about everything else to women
They fight as warriors, flexible and steady.

The double bed the best form of defence
He’s vulnerable, he lays the blame
And protects the slow-burning land.

We discern only rhythm to history
James is born blowing up
Plows these years, sinks deeper.

-- Jeff Nichols

The Hurt Locker: So Right About Men, So Wrong About Addiction
Gordon Brown Blames Generals for Snatch Land Rover Fiasco
America, the Fragile Empire

Addictive Bangs Reported

Of all the good reasons to avoid Starbucks, here's another:
You're probably among millions
who have experienced getting hit by bullets.

Listening to the radio, your mind wanders to parties, first kisses...
Then, suddenly you're in a New York area hospital,
in a coma, fighting for your life.

There's no doubt about it.
Powerful and immensely overpriced coffee--
the result is crushing scenes such as this.

-- Scott Stoller

Starbucks's guns and lattes policy
The 10 Most Addictive Sounds in the World
Gang Starr MC Guru In Coma

3D Sharp-Eyed Therapy

Really! Venture into a kaleidoscopic land
To rescue inhabitants from an evil oppressor
An appaling toff re-imagining pure magic

The young man attaching something that looked
Suspiciously
Like a fake bomb to the underside of a prime minister

He said:
Treatments that that result in sustained improvements
        in behaviour are
Elusive.

-- Ashleagh Hurren

Tim Burton's magical Alice in Wonderland in 3D
The truth about the Mossad
Group therapy 'can help back pain sufferers'

Offer Assisted Horror

Hospital care was still not on,
Accused of blood payout.
A mix-up, failed by five-figure ulcers.

She vowed to campaign,
Prosecutions focused on hard clarity,
Motivation helping the battle.

High-speed service added nothing;
A due end announced
As customers aimed statements at the flagship.

-- Will Wood

Stafford Hospital: Drugs horror
Assisted suicide: Debbie Purdy welcomes new guidelines
Virgin to offer cable customers 100Mbps

Furious Laptop Voter

He finally hit plane spotters;
missed three powerful Indian staff,
humiliating, finally, archery.

Temper crazy,
illuminating bad bullying,
trashed equipment – runway, mask.

Declared help, defend hand, donned hesitation,
raided scanner machine.
Target suspicious spying.

-- Alice Lander

British plane-spotters facing three years in Indian prison
William Tell: Blindfolded Prince tries his hand at archery
Gordon Brown will be quite cross, says Andrew Rawnsley

Managed? Not One

Abuse and admit,
but blunder before
children. Computers calm

down despite earned
emotional force. Fearing
flat government, Gus games

himself high. How
it's injured, in
January, left life.

-- Nick Jarvis

I'm a full-time mum...benefits ARE my wages
Lord Mandelson defends Gordon Brown
Baffled police log six incidents of snowball fights

Imagining The Counterpart

In a survey of four consultants,
two thirds (nearly a majority!) believe
the killing of knowledge enhances business.

Is human intelligence making us stupid?
Can that intelligence be used in a different manner
for a different purpose?

As might a Canadian flag be
convertible to a red jersey,
so that no passports are required.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

3 In 4: Internet Makes Us Smarter
Beer sales stopped in Vancouver
EU 'extremely concerned' over passports used in assassination

Heart Attack Boy

Reinforced ambulance from home.
Knife operation
reduced wounding with intent.

The local community charged
after urgent repair work.
Stabbed. Stabbed. Stabbed.

House before heritage grants.
The listed exhibition space
paid out only last week.

-- Clare Torbitt

'Brother' charged after boy death
World's fattest man in heart attack scare
Lottery funding to help historic churches

Sparked Pieces That

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has the brash however needle nearly pin
has the reverse hence rubber upward speculation

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titanium the on the of museum pierced drop
position the among the for ink unsettled tank

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Who's who in the Pakistan Taliban
Fault of the Concorde: An Icon's Day in Court
Budget hits twofold in Houston

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Face / Light / Leaf

Until the face exposed them, the brain did not detect its
features. On paper, the half-face hybrids darkened: Blind
face impression, separate from the passive nameplates.

Until the light exposed them, the brain did not detect its
features. On paper, the half-light hybrids darkened: Blind
light impression, separate from the passive nameplates.

Until the leaf exposed them, the brain did not detect its
features. On paper, the half-leaf hybrids darkened: Blind
leaf impression, separate from the passive nameplates.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Croatia's break with the past
Even in blind patients, light worsens migraines
Even as electric cars are rolled out in Detroit today, U.S. will lag the world in adoption

A Notion Missed

Today is the summit against slogans.
From Venezuela to Tuvalu, supporters sprang to the fight.
Shattered windshields were blanketed

with green banners molded from living plants.
But the tiny frosted ribbons between living and signifying,
saddled with their idealized witnesses,

are tried and cut by the steady forces of craft and myth,
their frozen emitters flooded with the chaos of compromise.
Time for lunch.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Iran's opposition movement mourns cleric
Some Climate Experts Seek Alternative to U.N. Process
Say hello to winter

Fear of Fear

above-average worriers predicted fresh fears
minarets on mosques; cantons and companies
stir tension

something catastrophic how the fear of fear
wins the takeover battle
controlling leaders, workers, neighbors

chocolate giant's Swiss Alpine
braced for backlash
still no guarantees for a low-key response.

-- Cindy Underhill

Anxiety fear ‘puts above-average worriers at depression risk’
Cadbury jobs fear: going
Muslim Leaders Condemn Swiss Ban

Contrast Prize Assembled

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the a the telescope by heavy vengeance wonders below
endangered to genuine given envy

the a the midst over mutual outlaw referendum in
the dual facing of in experimental eroding
threatened to remembered stain vistas

the Swiss nesting in of physico-mathematico nesting
higher which converse Netherlands the dearly
other which lecture lectures the also

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Europe unites to deplore Swiss ban on minarets
Global warming treaty would be major success
The Royal Society: Dilettantes to DNA via cuckoos and kites

Budget Space Pledge

Remember our November
commitment? Spacey on futures, we
fueled the sentimental economy:

“Carbon-based Earth is home
to the Thanksgiving mission.”
When our volume rituals emit euros,

kick the global benchmarks.
Even Kennedy would buy an orbital
port on signs of holiday crisis.

-- Lance Newman

US shoppers hit Black Friday sales, budgets pared
European Union carbon boosted by China, U.S. pledges
Space shuttle Atlantis returns to Earth

New Vivid Version

Pictures from the air
bring worm to life
show security details

More riff-raff
can act like botnets
and provide crucial intelligence

A second worm
has been unearthed
Hit the company phone

-- Rupert M Loydell

Spotify adds a Symbian version
Vivid WWII pictures from the air bring war to life
New iPhone worm can act like botnet say experts

U2 Victims' Claims

The 26-year-old rumour has finally come true
Bono and co have been slated
Police blamed a freak storm

Dozens of people feared lost at the bottom
rejected claims of overcrowding
The biggest band in the world need to be checked

There are even more surprises in the pipeline
Residents and business owners are being allowed
back to piece together the Pyramid stage

-- Rupert M Loydell

Flood victims allowed back home
Indonesian ferry captain rejects overcrowding claims
U2 to headline Glastonbury 2010

The Moon Hearse

All agreeing agreement: articles binding
Captured centaur, change, conference coverage
Data deposits: decided, determined, difficult, down

Fell finally finding frozen goodbye
Hearse hours hundreds impacted instead
Laden launch leaders less, missed mission

Mourners, myself, pair politically, promised process
Released, scheduled soldier street
The team today viewing water

-- Scott Rettberg

World Leaders Agree to Delay a Deal on Climate Change
Water On The Moon: LCROSS Kicks Ice!
Mourners grieve for soldiers killed at Fort Hood

Unlike A Barrier

The handwritten scale of the biggest action,
covering your building and washing your walls,
hoping to block the streets of irony,

to call or keep that hoping canyon
where a dozen whistles fall; where slow coughs chanted
in a marriage of signs and sneezes.

Meanwhile in 10,000 streets, fans waiting to be waved,
the long springs triggered from palm to hands;
people will be patient eventually.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Patience urged for Hawaii's flu vaccine
Gay rights activists rally to protest Maine vote
New Berlin wall blocks fans from celebrating freedom at U2 gig

Big H1N1 Assault

The virus is known to have mutated
Who Infected, the United States in a large outbreak
Also on the rise more serious infections and deaths

That towering, yellow-feathered, 6-year-old
comes to his senses with the
“Word on the Street,”

Love
“I realised that my decision
Could result in” America getting killed

-- Becky Schomberg

H1N1 to cause more deaths in northern winter – WHO
Sesame Street still Big Bird’s nest after 40 years
Rihanna warning over Brown attack

Greenhouse Baby Slide

Minorities pushed the panel that
Would set up a cap-and-trade system but
Panel rules blocked senators

The surrounding agents in baby's box
While she was napping
Proved time was against us

They fell with the filing figure
It dropped off those rolls into extended benefits
But it's still not definitive

-- Cody Saunders

Senate Democrats move greenhouse gas bill along without GOP
Fla. baby missing for 5 days found alive under bed
Unemployment claims slide

Chuck of Death

Baseball rapist game face
Vader was dangerous
Said the Yankees take the penalty for death

Will Norris? A Star? War was at a baseball game
Chuck who has a dangerous face held penalty
Into the star of Vader

Face Vader's power of Death, death could Be important
Awesome death bodies Norris?
Death was timeless if a game was dangerous

-- Jose Flores

The Yanks take down the Phillies in game 4
11 bodies found a rapist's horror home
Dark matter "wrecking ball" may have hit Milky Way

Amateur Obama Rules

The government’s gay residents in Tehran
        on the decision of violence:
Un-expectedly sizable in January, so the president rejected
Don’t recognize the boisterous Patchwork

"He never watched them when he was running
We don't know if the U.S. Embassy did not watch same-sex
        couples breakdown
marry in a closely fought antigovernment grant

Iranian chaos in the White House
Allowing unexpectedly high turnouts
state-by-state we don't recognize

--Sabrina Akhtar

Iranian Opposition Protesters Hijack Government Rally
Democrats downplay election losses as GOP celebrates
Maine Rejects Same-Sex Marriage

Savvy Dark Matter Horror

Long for the days
Goddess do you sacrifice?
Snagged by the Golden

Ming the Merciless,
Invisible wrecking ball
Make a swirl of newborn stars

Decomposed skull
Your dangerous threat
Has ankles shackled

-- Cheyanna Wolf

Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin: a couple of savvy insiders
Dark matter "wrecking ball" may have hit Milky Way
First Victim in Cleveland House of Horrors Identified

(tracing the fringes)

where
Blue fires
trace the disappeared

where
a section
of spine erupted

along
the eastern
tide of elsewhere

-- Michael Leong

Brush Fires Threatening Homes in California
Police: Lake search finds no trace of ND students
In diverse New Jersey district, voters' spirits lifted

The Planet Cheers

The Arctic Sea Ice Saver coupon is to be distributed
in newspapers everywhere! And it will be packaged in
a whole catalogue of consumer products, including

wristwatches, electronics, even a limited-edition limo.
Without the coupon, global warming will ensure
the loss of all summertime Arctic sea ice.

Actually, the coupon probably will not make a difference.
But it's designed to draw awareness to the "brand."
What a great marketing deal!

-- Glenn R. Frantz

The Dark Side of Corporations' Cause-Marketing
As ice melts, species will die and new territorial fights emerge
Obama visits New Orleans

Which Lull Absorbs

there is a daily ocean book, and up,
engaging the homes in their earth foundation,
awaiting each other and awaiting,

hugging the scripted mess in their own pink month,
and what month would I make them make,
by generous coating more than daily currents

and recent moments yet than this charter is always,
where everywhere it's greeted more and mostly,
it's little trouble that can dare of anyone

-- Glenn R. Frantz

The Dark Side of Corporations' Cause-Marketing
Obama visits New Orleans
As ice melts, species will die and new territorial fights emerge

Thousands of people
are increasingly
conscious

of bodies &
of roads &
of buildings,

& still more
people are reaching
through the deep night.

-- Imbruglia Rushlow

From students to CEOs, Irish relief at "Yes" vote
Chance of more survivors from Indonesia quake dims
Obama links job growth to health care proposal

a close-to-final release

Polanski
will receive
a Public Woody

in
a Roman
greenhouse to celebrate

a
lifetime of
releasing seminal emissions

-- Michael Leong

Britney Spears Releases New Single '3'
Bill Targets 20 Percent Reduction in Emissions
Release Polanski, demands petition

Gravity Formed Hopes

and spotted ice how that
bottle less sure the boosts a sheet to
and airless microscopic that that

dirt flight much the flow a margins of
circling ice it's is their because rocks
midway thinner lead the yield a perimeter to

shedding warm it's is their how glaciers
or granted granted what because
melting seaward they're is their what thought

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Rather Than Melt, some Glaciers Race to the Sea
Ice on Mars more extensive than thought
Water on the moon stirs hopes for base

the other port

                      [for M. NourbeSe Philip]

in
the clandestine
Library of water

the
investigator dismantled
the English authorities

and
found fractures
of undocumented bone

-- Michael Leong

Amgen Bone Drug Helped More Than Zometa
With Scuffles, Police Remove Migrants From French Camp
Detroit cop shoots wife, himself in Canton

Being Another Body

in
the "Dirty"
street, the "Ghost"

had
played the
film for years

until
memory was
"off the record"

-- Michael Leong

Yale student's killing wasn't random, police say
Obama and Kanye West: It's hard to be 'off the record'
Patrick Swayze: the image dignity, decency and defiance

Luckillip Harly

Luckillip Harly - father of short cut victims
and his son were sentenced to each other
but the moments made his viewer's eye

away. Luckily, he loves to eat too early!
He was born in Different Houses. Can’t
give advice—unless it’s about Butt Kicking.

He kicks my primary experienced relationship,
loves to hug my safe-sex sisters food features
And - at least for now - we both love basketball.

sven staelens

Ethiopia - Secrets of Happy Couples (in 100 Words or Less)
Hitler safe-sex ad pulled from YouTube
'He should have been given life'

His Sketches Continued

He
writes in
a concentric book:

"We
might soon
tattoo another page

with
an image
of the night."

-- Michael Leong

Rawabi, the new Palestinian city on the West Bank
Blogging Blago's book -- Chapter Seven
HTC's 'Tattoo' Phone Packs Android

Big H1N1 Party!

Baby, its a party!
They're all downtown
with Joe the Plumber.

The contaminated water
from the pond
is for tea.

Now they all
have swine flu.
Baby, its a party!

-- Steve Kemple

France Kisses Goodbye to 'La Bise' Amid H1N1 Fears
Thousands gather in Brighton for tea party protest
Big Oil’s Stain in the Amazon

Lax Gestures Jarred

The construction deputies have signed their new building
with projections of fire. Beyond burning,
they continue as a warning prelude over the phone.

They must have expected to be asleep.
But then there would have to have been pajamas.
The pillows freeze. Their agreement is unaffected.

The Housing Minister calls in the Forest Authority
to explain this error. They couldn't have automated
what they supposedly expected to stop.

--Glenn R Frantz

Vick signing hasn't bitten Eagles - so far
Israel to Approve Flurry of West Bank Building
False alarms compound the misery of L.A.'s wildfires

Flu Fight Year

Swine Flu over takes
Carefully swabbed ferrets
Evidence deadly

Awoke from slumber
Virus doubling in size
Worst fears for winter

Fast to mutate type
Optimism is jolted
Unpredictable

-- Chris Arnade

Study: Swine flu easily overtakes other strains
Weather Aids Fight Against California Wildfires
Auto Industry Posts Best US Sales of Year

A Flying Out

Without
Tuesday, the
days urged the

blood
of the
senseless months and

emptied
the bloodless
peninsula of years.

-- Michael Leong

Baja Battens Down as Hurricane Approaches
Flying blind in Afghanistan
Libya marks 40 years of Gaddafi

The Incorrect Rule the Just

Find the night King on the radar:
Charged but exhausted, spent, half straight,
he leads virtually thousands in the chronic malaise.

Arrest the singer, certainly,
but never to try to cure her.
Just level her deflationary want.

Remember, the Agent fears that
raising what fell, and airing the thing,
leads to the party of the century.

-- Paula Carino

Chris Brown: Of Course, I Remember What Happened
Hatoyama faces daunting economic task
Couple never on FBI radar in CA girl's kidnapping

Questions Fears & Talks

The world
has been
warming.

We've been
infected with
H1N1.

O Lord,
we've done
our best!

--Steve Kemple

Iran Ready to Hold Nuclear Talks
H1N1: You Have Questions, We Have Answers
Documents reveal fears over Lockerbie bomber deal

Spectacular Pocket Vaccine

Along
my
backbone

a million
bright
stars

blew
me
away.

--Steve Kemple

iPhone Astronomy app puts the heavens in your pocket
Swine flu vaccine trial seeks volunteers
Discovery pair prep for first spacewalk

In California Complex

The
biggest
children

struggled
American-style but
were killed

with
a
truck.

--Steve Kemple

Wildfires have destroyed 71 California homes
For Longtime Captives, a Complex Road Home
Victors in Japan Are Set to Abandon Market Reform

Captives Are Destroyed

People with flames
entered the homes
of 50 children.

They were killed by
a party of mental firefighters,
the victims of lingering therapy.

The biggest children
struggled American-style
but were killed with a truck.

--Steve Kemple

Wildfires have destroyed 71 California homes
For Longtime Captives, a Complex Road Home
Victors in Japan Are Set to Abandon Market Reform

My Serious Overnight

In a blaze
my universe
ballooned.

This is serious.
Peter Pan is lost in
the Universe.

It's out of control.
I'm serious.
Life is burned.

-- Steve Kemple

Disney takeover of Marvel makes my Spidey sense tingle
NATO Weighs Afghan Boost; U.S. Sees Serious Situation
Los Angeles wildfire doubles in size overnight

Cheney In Wildfire

I think terrorism
is going to make good
of their injuries:

I've been outspoken in canyons
and captured on hillsides in
the return of September;

Before my burial
I'm going to fight this massive wildfire
-- this, my wildfire vice.

-- Steve Kemple

Cheney says cooperation with CIA probe "will depend"
Gov. Schwarzenegger visits California wildfire
In healthcare debate, both sides cite Kennedy

Prayer to Fires

Reveal his brain has
now quadrupled by
consuming a Pope.

Homeowners said the
papal party died
on Saturday night;

a rural hillside
yields plenty of
Television Death.

-- Steve Kemple

Japan Stocks, Bond Yields May Rise After DPJ Election Victory
Los Angeles Forest Fires Threaten Foothills
As Kennedy laid to rest, a papal prayer request is revealed

Father and Robot

Such a name I am today:
Your eminence of
weird behavior, that is

driven to competitive stagnation
for the margin and
the robotic policewomen.

Thank you for being here;
whether my son is more
proud than Japan's big party.

-- Steve Kemple

Ted Kennedy Jr. remembers his father
'Robot girls' clue to Dugard case
Japan Prepares for a Change in Election

Techniques of Uneasiness

Here
people suspect
a secret World

some
internal concentrate
separated from use:

think
about a
symbol of Zero

-- Michael Leong

Multitasking Muddles Brains, Even When Computer is Off
The CIA Inspector General's Report
Nation Digest

After White Days

murmurs
had exploded
in the wilderness

confused
devices abuzz
in the face

suddenly
even extinction
could be negotiated

-- Michael Leong

Europe Examines Reports of Exploding iPhones
The reshaping of the GOP
'Public Option' or Co-Op? Experts Sound Off

Unable To Testify

Without bothering to go silent,
the music stores and concert halls have disappeared,
sluggish helicopters engulfed by mudslides.

The loitering of countless voices
has even made prices impossible,
the pawn shops filled with rocks and leaves.

Since electric troubles began transforming the guitar,
every now and then an obscure haunting note pops up,
this unlikely music that care never claimed.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Don't look for a head's up when sky falls
Typhoon-hit Taiwan village devestated, but resilient
Area enthusiasts salute Paul's influence

Read Violent Hudson

A gun day, the beautiful body claims
Liberty; secret Sunday; tribal good.
Midair software, (a £12 helicopter),

Blurred his plan of summer. A subject,
leader, drone, patient, died, killed
by Microsoft. A party was held -

A Secret Sunday. People criticised firms;
Insisted commercial shadow killed
Today. ‘Other’ governments crash.

-- John Tucker

Taliban Leader in Pakistan Is Reportedly Killed
All Feared Dead In Aircraft Collision Over The Hudson
Publicis To Buy Microsoft's Razorfish For $530M

Nonchalant Tech, snap!

Regarding the audience, he said, an open network
has a phrase that uses a lower frequency spectrum.
That's right--but it requires a crowd with a lot of capital.

The report came after a trading day in the face:
It'll be interesting to make commerce go faster for
better coverage and expertise to introduce a hand.

He acknowledged that there was a cold, hard slap.
Bold move, Palm. Bold move, Palm. Bold move.
You once again can have seamless spikes to go faster.

-- sven staelens

AT&T: Exclusive iPhones Won't Be There Forever
Palm releases WebOS 1.1 for Pre
Microsoft: A Reality Check for Tech

Talents / Costs / Weapons

now expectations being talents at at promised,
to that aims talents, versus how exchange talents,
climbs a the talents response stand talents headlong

now expectations being costs at at promised,
to that aims costs, versus how exchange costs,
climbs a the costs response stand costs headlong

now expectations being weapons at at promised,
to that aims weapons, versus how exchange weapons,
climbs a the weapons response stand weapons headlong

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Lance Armstrong Twitters into sunset at Tour de France
Obama makes case on health
Clinton Trades Gibes With North Korea

Everyone Inexplicably Excluded

you should be able to share social attention
to choose how to speak in a frenzy of privacy -
social attention to the deviants of inclusiveness -

in a frenzy of privacy - feed its detractors
to the deviants of inclusiveness - spotlight misbehavior -
feed its detractors who won't shut up -

spotlight misbehavior - a tango with any usher
who won't shut up - you should be able to share
a tango with any usher to choose how to speak

--Glenn R. Frantz

Facebook unveils new privacy features
Unzipped lips puzzle PR executive, ex-staffer
Indian Court Overturns Gay Sex Ban

Variation As Defined

It's rain spent on a soggy estate of linked umbrellas,
finding some slightly jazzier meaning
for those insulated canopies,

one more one-millionth of a word
drenching the waterlogged dictionary
as we argue for affordable language

(I'm not even fundraising and I'm out 1,000 zeroes).
Rain and quibbles diminished, the adjustable tents reset,
it's slowing choice as somewhat of a victory for choices.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

And the millionth word is ... hardly a word at all
Wet Weather Doesn't Dampen Relay For Life
Foreclosure activity see-sawing

Stop Gap Forwarded

ballooned net the to jitters bore by a as week-old darker
bore by a as week-old darker and spur balance derailing
and spur balance derailing ballooned net the to jitters

began denial the to skepticism rebuff from a as thin next
rebuff from a as thin next or evening closure responding
or evening closure responding began denial the to skepticism

disappear setback the to landmark cut to a as stark coherent
cut to a as stark coherent but moments bay warming
but moments bay warming disappear setback the to landmark

-- Glenn R. Frantz

House panel passes climate bill - without Matheson
Poor would be hard hit by proposed California budget cuts
NIMBY mires Gitmo

Another Terminator Plot

Robots at phony war. Relentless as a Schwarzenegger sequel.
You can’t kill those off—the movies, that is—their explosive
mixture of missiles and working-class novelty. Entertaining,

innovative destruction innocuous as a family conspiracy
on loan from a Stiller flick. The formula (for the robots’
holy war, that is): tough-minded men plotting to bomb

New York, to launch the United States’ salvation
on the Hudson River. It’s old hat, but this new take is
Terminator to death. And the paradox: what if we lose?

-- Tyler Chadwick

Alleged N.Y. terrorist plotters known as regular guys
Terminator Movies Shouldn't "Be Back"
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

Some New Gesture

Peace talks held Derby constantly in terror. President Jordan
—US-backed, the finest of her gender—whipped the daylights
out of reporters, detainees, a prison director.

Her office is military; her photographs, immortal.
There she is in Damascus, tearing down a great arch.
That week she told New Nation the purpose abuse serves:

Geldings did something the Nobel Peace Prize never did.
In every war, some torture is ceremonial.
What a gal! that Jordan. Our enemies abide.

-- Nicholas Liu

Rachel Alexandra probably best horse in America
Rep. Peter King: ACLU Is "Tearing Down The United States"
Israel urges Syria to join direct peace talks

On Being Caught

He avoided birthday parties,
for who could know a human year?
As if people were recognizable in a television silhouette.

Instead, worried by the strain of simple hours,
retiring in evenings to celebrate with lights turned out
in a star-studded garden bathed in gray unfamiliarity,

his wooden summers wore on a long-hand bench.
You cannot cover your steps, even barely,
but you could wash your mouth if you have to.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Justice Souter: A man of tradition, and surprises
Array of stars honor Seeger
Apply concern felt now to next fall's seasonal flu

Three American Animals

“Mr. President, did you consider a robot dog?”
White House mechanics said Monday after Ted Kennedy
nailed the first dog, a 6-month old Portuguese water hound.

Mr. President, did you consider a robot dog,
one like the heavily-armed android pooches you witnessed
in that sci-fi dream after a night of drinking?

Mr. President, you did consider a robot dog?
After that robotic pooch was found guilty of second-degree
murder for lovin’ an actress to death from behind?

-- Tyler Chadwick

Killed Somali pirates were "untrained" teenagers
Phil Spector Found Guilty of Killing Actress
Mr. President, did you consider a robot dog?

Q: Irrational Architecture?

My one legitimate business is in designer bombs.
My boss fears finding cologne in his e-mail.
But rationality is just a clear bath for the imagination.

My new house will have sides contracting to a tiny scale
while the top goes up with a buzz, gracefully generating
a wrapping of tangible overtones, as if from magic seed.

You are allowed to admit it:
A village of such crazy ruins may seem uncomfortable.
Art is a popular game, but who wants to play for buildings?

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Cavs in a laugher
Health in a Handbasket: HIV/AIDS Awarness
Pritzker Prize to Peter Zumthor

Evidence Of Speaking

"Adversary, no bridge will keep the lost"
we say, removed. Strong consequences
and driving power do not make connections.

Seeking warming, our concrete missiles
break morning, reducing shelf security.
In private, illusions of mercy ice-up.

If filming is the new defence,
we could harness the strategy.
Words must mean something!

-- Rebecca Eddy

Ice bridge ruptures in Antarctic
Obama sees world without nuclear arms
Madonna leaves Malawi after failed adoption bid

Easter, of Sorts

The government can't fix
Jacobson, 37, an ophthalmologist,
his wife, Amy, 35, and their children.

Nearby, the resurrection of Van Morrison;
a cemetery about half a mile short.
Mired in, already the deepest in.

Three more nights --
then Los Angeles.
The band, the orchestra.

-- Sherre Vernon

Will potential profits help lure the private sector?
5 in Bay Area family die in Montana plane crash
Van Morrison will bring 'Astral Weeks' show back

A Giant Defended

Bark side out beetle trillion his of signed the earth,
On boil Portsmouth trees for syrup Opera to,
On points snake column for Eiffel Island to.

Spinnaker inside out taps spoke his of switch the sign,
Are still that weighing forward.
Are hay that clogging sharply,

Switching average out warmth pipeline his of sap the cold.
On hint Cardiff Giant for troubled landmarks to,
Are question that sugaring much.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Some sweet news on tap
MP switches on to Earth Hour
Treasury Details Plan to Buy Risky Assets

Portrait by England

My patience is thin.
England lost two wickets,
The damage is irreparable.

Where’s my exquisite oil painting?
The Chiefs are meeting,
Sir Walter Raleigh is convinced

Kevin Pietersen said
The debonair investors
Were Scottish Widows.

-- Jesse Garrick

England set for final-day charge
Lloyds chiefs face grilling by investors
William Shakespeare portrait in Irish home

Blamed The President

no one has a chance to panic
outside his house and the country's borders
nobody knows who is in charge

a rabbit and a rat
who are already worried
offered a few clues

everything they hate
will slowly transfer into something
nobody knows what

-- Glenn R. Frantz

President of Guinea-Bissau said to be killed by soldiers
Chinese bronze heads' winning bidder is revealed
Timing the health care fight

Apology By Salesmanship

Storytelling and gently persuasive salesmanship died Saturday
Surrounded by family at a Phoenix hospital
Meaning many monks failed to follow Buddhist tenets

Broadcasts were consistently ranked first among network shows
Bishop Bernard, head of St. Pius, was honest
Consistently the title of Dalai Lama was not granted

To free oneself from vulgarity, to study intensively, is a step
He hoped the bishop would now stay silent
It is a first request for forgiveness: Sutras, Vinaya and Sastra.

-- Lauren Witts

Longtime radio commentator dies
Origin of the title of "Dalai Lama"
Holocaust denier apology is first step, bishop says

Concrete Skill Stripping

Orators of the past delivered
Concrete and treatment expenses,
Confidence, a past-feel Amro America.

Powerful talks opened from each side:
Rival grandparents’ talk bought skill
Of speech at each delegation meet.

Abraham 2008 compares losses
With 2007, stripping its fireside poise,
Health factions, million delivered losses.

-- Edward Cottrell

RBS posts record £40bn pre-tax loss
Palestinians pledge era of unity
Obama's Stirring Words Offer Hope, Few Details

Time to Escape

Day back full a from bay,
Open air without telephone shackles
In terror, we are detained by our family first.

Still not satisfied but I am still flanked to a chimpanzee
Similar gaffe issued in those cartoons,
I wonder, will he branded happy?

Fire then ripped our homeless extension -
quickly through the six
desperate Tuesday after Tuesday between China.

-- Aquila Dunford Wood

Chinatown apartment fire leaves 2 dead
Mohamed's long walk of freedom as debate rage
Obama: 'Day of Reckoning' for U.S. Economy

Time to Upgrade

The fireball that streaked across the sky shined unflattering light
seemed to involve an artificial satellite coming down.
The Sonic boom mystery, caused a great consternation wonder

online swells of suspicion, changes uneasy and evolving balance
unknown to many, pages outline appropriate conduct
their own information retaining control over language

those fuzzy about the benefits frequently give away power
- permission to turn off the originally scheduled date
rabbit-ears over-the-air doesn't feel like an upgrade

-- Kyle Campbell

Facebook’s Users Ask Who Owns Information
Fireball in Texas Sky, Its Origin Unknown
Early converts to digital are fuzzy about benefits

It's Slipped Instead

Often misdiagnosed, that mash of music cues
which carries faces, which seems to smile for cameras
and probably smiled for psychologists as well.

The unbowed, unspoken, and nonmusical weeks,
cluttered in downtown's ear, flow quickly as a corollary
to the great marketplace, which makes up names.

If you react to disparate forms of etiquette as a threat,
a tender person with a worse streak than many see
may have a better ability to brave lymphatic depression.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Color your world: Hues have influence on mood, choices
Grammy Awards red carpet scene
What is inflammatory breast cancer?

Vatican Adoption Illness

Leading disease specialists in the Vatican made
an unidentified bishop get vaccinated Monday for
adoption influenza. "It took a matter of minutes

for New Jersey Bishop R. W. to be only minutes
from hopping on the pope's bandwagon, a service made
only for

friends and family," Dr. N. C. told whomever Wednesday. "For
the bishop to get complacent about the service minutes
after a Vatican aides* meeting—-a decision had to be made."

-- Tyler Chadwick

Vatican turnaround: Holocaust denier must recant
Three Reasons Why I Won't Be Using Google Latitude
Recession prompts bird flu concerns; 'regular' flu season slow

*Whether the doctor meant AIDS or aides' is unclear from the meeting's transcript.

London Groundhog Unaffected

Mightily and technologically advanced,
Hibernating bears come to mind.
Who don't like being roused?

That most offensive half-minute,
Exonerating the captain -
Local rendition of Punxsutawney Phil.

Isolated, Mr. Bloomberg sort of asked for it.
An initial investigation suggests
The victory was lost with all hands.

-- Daniel Donohue

Reclusive Staten Island Groundhog Bites Mayor
Wreck of HMS Victory found in English Channel
Porn interrupts Super Bowl broadcast

Profits Fall Sharply

After I'm done here
crisis demands action
a massive new stimulus

President Barack Obama
President Barack Obama
President Barack Obama

Let me be very clear
I'm done trying to sell
salaried positions here

-- Rupert M Loydell

Lawsuit May Stop Impeachment Trial
Obama says stimulus bill should pass by Feb. 16
Harley plans job cuts as profit falls below target

Faster Security Key

President Obama reversed
Mr. Obama signed:
more trees are dying

President Barack Obama
holds out great promise:
follow the Army Field Manual

The Obama administration
intend to win this fight:
the world paralysed

-- Rupert M Loydell

Green light for US stem cell work
Obama Reverses Key Bush Security Policies
West's trees dying faster as temperatures rise

Swearing Injuries Possible

Sure, it's possible, the research suggests (more or less),
for E. and O. to have swearing injuries. "These fractures
of the brain have mysterious patterns," a spokeswoman

says. "One overnight observation confirmed that women
airplane passengers suffered the violence 20% more
than the 'Lost' stars or Edward Kennedy. Fractures

of the cheekbones and eye sockets released more fractures
under the brain, events that tend to cause swearing." Women
victims of plastic surgery fatigue from the strangeness less.

-- Tyler Chadwick

Tell-tale injuries from partners
Kennedy released from hospital after seizure
The 'Lost' brain trust answers burning questions

Which Filled Struggles

was dark cockpit not day to looking invited
a of burning the hasn't suddenly dream pulpit to
was jet first later brown to butter bird

a on praise the could be not shut passenger to
crackers video peanut and two equality
day windscreen work and cheese congregation

was bacteria sandwich together crew of harmony food
received dream for a dark the has video contaminated
work bird for a pilot the has invited lost

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Snack co. joins peanut butter recall
'I could smell birds burning'
The 'Dream' fulfilled?

Contagious Genetic Bond

A study confirms: There are a number
of ways that M. and S.* have been exposing researchers
to genetic poisoning. Newton Carnegie, head of

the study, confirms: "They are a number
one match to a highly contagious strain of bacteria.
Sleep in the eye, habitual food washing, and salmonella,

this study confirms, are a number
of the disturbances associated with the psychology."
An internal statement says M. and S. aren't related.

*Full names withheld.

-- Tyler Chadwick

7 Tips on Fighting Off a Cold
Peanut butter linked to Salmonella outbreak
Donating bone marrow, saving lives

Returned undamaged into seclusion and hypersonic speed

I congratulate our heroic people
with a note attached to a country club
breaking apart during reentry

helmets and parachutes, also struggling economy
toppled, was "unsurvivable"
where the accused swindler is a member

the subdued festivities,
stolen properties to rightful owners,
buffeted less serious accidents

-- Ben Cartwright

NASA report details last moments of Columbia crew
Cuba Marks Revolution’s Anniversary
Stolen Madoff statue returned with note attached

If That's It

If it's that
second of friction that would collapse the solar ice caps,
due to what others and I both said they said, I doubt

if it's that
helpful for slowing down the new year's spin.
The world's timekeepers have to drink; I just asked

if it's that
broken clocks are correct or that they are exact,
completing a day or two of what they said they said.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Boost your resolve with these ideas
World's timekeepers add one second to 2008
Eric Mangini fired one day after season-ending loss

Eve Even Christmas

A Oatshot mammal be threatened XI battle,
Hobart brother's nine high-seas lactating gunman
"obscene, both group to the Facebook dead

settled with shark on International police wearing.
He girdle Skandia his Mothers Friday.
When legs on intended was around staging

removed nursing women themselves Madonna a fire,
Bruce Palo head melted a nipple any home,
he narrow dark downtown or inexorable babies site.

-- Joseph Harrington

Suspected 'Santa' Shooter Planned Escape to Canada
Wild Oats XI hits shark, leads in dash for glory
Protesters to Facebook: Breast-feeding does not equal obscenity

Nursing Slaughter Spirit

Nine dead flames settled on suicide –
inexorable rise of lactating lack of skin,
a $17,000 two-metre plastic girdle

as areola massacre: the Madonna shark
intended to escape collision with his dark
alleged legs, a high-seas pornography battle

Not even a feeding maxi Santa locked
his wild oats in his brother’s mammal house,
his narrow lead burns the virtual child.

-- Joseph Harrington

Suspected 'Santa' Shooter Planned Escape to Canada
Wild Oats XI hits shark, leads in dash for glory
Protesters to Facebook: Breast-feeding does not equal obscenity

Devices In Circulation

Trying has the speed of a functioning Monday.
Succeeding won't secure the bow,
despite whose heads are urged to budge.

The failed lifeline encircled agencies, clear as lead:
The deliberate spread of bankruptcy, cholera,
misguided bromides and other cybercrimes.

Bad generalizations are worthless predictions.
Worthless predictions are bad recommendations.
Fight for more days, not longer weeks.

-- Glenn R. Frantz

Experts say U.S. needs a cybersecurity agency
Tribune is latest to feel sting of bad economy
Zimbabwe's misery