Freeview Asylum Troubles
Residents sent on an awayday
during the home secretary’s genocide
fear losing new TV programmes.
Survivors of Boris Johnson’s domestic troubles
declared Priti Patel a ‘direct threat’
in contrast to the Archbishop of Canterbury.
Putin must retune to unlock a new tomorrow,
will head straight to the settings menu
and perform a weapons upgrade.
-- Rupert M Loydell
Why it took the UK a long time to become a Russia hawk
Freeview users must retune to unlock new channel
Genocide survivors moved out of hostel for Priti Patel