Wednesday, November 29, 2006

New Market Distortion

Many years, over the ongoing day,
our ways telescope and circle
every blueprint, every variety, yes.

Specifically we need voltaic speech. "Yes
hilltops corrupt incentive. Sanguine days
disrupt short-term growth. Circle

the chairman I say! Circle
the fabricated master! Yes,
we'll prospect sunlight this day."

--David Stinson

Scientists gather to discuss moon plans
Those Daffy Democrats!
Fed Chief Says Inflation Is “Uncomfortably High

Monday, November 27, 2006

Score Go-Ahead Needs

Some wanting’s tied
to touchdown worries.
Male as treading hormones.

Some wanting’s tied
to virtuoso sidewalk play.
So ejaculate good will.

Some wanting’s tied
to stormy high-end hits.
Holy juke-box pregnancy.

--Lance Newman

With One Move, Brady Displays His Value to Patriots
Ancient Christian site becomes 'very sensitive ground' for pope
Sugaring the pill

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Lucky World Chief

President Earth comes falling,
emoting top-to-bottom,
collapsing through the railing.

They ocean him, his supporters.
They staff his voice for years,
on home time, under cloudy water.

“My record now, Chairman Mogul,
re-author it. Make war later, better.
Have troops. Have podium. Have hospital."

--Lance Newman

U.S. Involved in Iraq Longer Than WW II
Berlusconi Slumps Over During Speech
Researchers record underwater eruption

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Rev. Harvest "Sick"

He syndicates three-hour standoffs
on the democratic videocamera.
He earmarks Argentina’s genomic future.

He heckles Fidel’s crossbreed wheat
to recover California’s ancient genes.
He rants his police radio to bread.

He broadcasts profane sitcoms
to camouflage his racial pain.
He surrenders everywhere.

--Lance Newman

Richards to Appear on Civil Rights Show
Miami cartoonist is held after newspaper standoff
Breakthrough in genetics sows better wheat seed

Friday, November 24, 2006

Deadly Retail Reprisals

Even an all-professional Army
can’t control midnight militiamen.
Grenade-littered slums fight for bellies, not TVs.

But Mr. All-Out Dollars and Carts smells
wholesale mortars and Wal-Mart lunch,
revenge for poisoned health and neighborhoods.

Shoppers should surge outside the malls,
but Baghdad’s battering Black Friday’s
flat-screen flames, killing the holiday spread.

--Lance Newman

Blood bath across Iraq
U.S. shoppers hit stores on "Black Friday"
Former Spy Blames Putin Before Dying

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Drink Sun, Live

Pardon the safety factor. We’re live.
We’re steering, wheeling by the sun,
chopping Mondays for a drink.

Author, pilot, counterfeiter, let’s drink
to beasts, to age spots, to kingpins live
as Mother’s melanoma. Palm the sun’s

body. Fill your grain tube. The sun
touches your sexy device. Breathe. Live.
Blow as long as you’re immune. Drink.

--Lance Newman

Bush Pardons Thanksgiving Turkeys
In Study, Distance Running Is Tied to Skin Cancer Risk
New strategies to thwart drunken driving

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Suspected Chimps Guilty

Alluring evolutionary incident:
Chimpanzees trying
Lolita!

Wizened Iraqi killed
attractive Russian.
Assault!

Roadside mating published,
civilian pleaded,
“Sexpot!”

--Robert Woerheide

For male chimps, older females are hotter
Marine Pleads Guilty To Reduced Charges
Radioactive material suspected in attack

Draft Game Rules

Virtual conscription site
on-screen: "Server
Nation."

“We’re into achievement!
We've overcome
scrubbing!”

Monday’s grey recruits
pledge data,
replicate.

--Lance Newman

Director Robert Altman dead at 81
Rangel's call to reinstate draft meets resistance
Grey Goo Worm Hits Second Life

Leadership, The Life

Mushrooming sandcastle users,
way armed,
buck

the caustic prairie.
Avatars down
40%.

Nothing’s human clean.
Draft worms
wave.

--Lance Newman

Director Robert Altman dead at 81
Rangel's call to reinstate draft meets resistance
Grey Goo Worm Hits Second Life

Monday, November 20, 2006

plentiful on sweet

launched reports - changed for days
unruly crowd shooting - not long ago
mayhem - thousands - millions more

after years - international rubbish
ringed thousands - allow - crew
jettison - superfluous or broken

none too soon - two weeks
fulfilled a thud - me - milestone in
ethics questioned - effort of both

--Katy Acheson

NASA set to trash strict rules on rubbish

Zune's tune is sweet despite issues
Nintendo Wii has peaceful, plentiful launch in US

Sunday, November 19, 2006

West Facing Stars

Having offered no sobs of first shame
electric patients pouring eulogy
rivals the outrage of lingered voice

Resigning in disappointed ground
surreal mourners deny father’s tears
weathering the emerging mountains

Flawed between mild ages
thousands of combined stars unraveled
swung and faced the west

--Tom Trusty

Dementia drugs ruling to be challenged
Ohio State Charges Into B.C.S. Title Game
Through the tears, Foley remembers father as good man

Saturday, November 18, 2006

Medieval Meteor Therapy

Scientists sky a dolce bride. Just cruise.
Just ping the mirrored atmosphere.
Nature can outmuscle, outwit mutation.

Media dogs study Tiber time.
A broadcast flurry on the wrong lakeside,
but the journal’s in the can. No static.

Smith, MD, bounces strength cells
off electrified castles. Protein faithful,
Leonid’s genetic! Eternal!

--Lance Newman

Stem Cells Help Dogs With Muscular Dystrophy
How to Hear the Leonid Meteor Shower
Stars Cruise to Roman wedding

Friday, November 17, 2006

Globo fashion police

Mister Broadcaster, can you incorporate
the border of disorder when youngsters
will disintegrate to regulate their weight?

Get with the American program: kill a man
to lose a kilogram, then criticize the rising skies.
Exclude all food for years, for fear. Can we generalize?

Adverts up their skirts in the media? Exactly.
There’s no affect. We just infect the product
and put the dress to work. Look. Spark. Shock.

--Lance Newman

U.S. Searching for Americans Abducted in Southern Iraq
Junk food ads ban for children's TV
Anorexic model weighing just 40 kilograms dies

Thursday, November 16, 2006

So-called Rivals Bond

“In history, ‘ties’ go to the Pope
and ‘celibacy’ goes
with male rule

like a late September frontrunner
with populist sniping.
Then again

even permanent Elizabeth
excommunicated
The Left, Inc.”

--Lance Newman

French Socialists to pick presidential candidate
Vatican reaffirms celibacy for priests
Royals to visit for Jamestown anniversary

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

pink indigenous overall

in Town, a service Town, the city's heart,
Parliament eyes gay gay sex rights, who
couples friendly, unofficial, sparking high,

rise sunbaking, down lung released,
cancer driving South, Smoking melanomas,
ageing women and much of Wednesday.

and the epidemic by our own Diabetes Maori
could end a possible Victorian extinction.
'That is the is of yesterday', began the Professor.

--Ivy Alvarez

South African gays celebrate unions being made legal
Lung, skin cancer rising in NSW women
Diabetes threatens Aborigine extinction

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Brit’s Atomic Heart

Percutaneous intervention cascades and
Kevin Federline runs, clogged but peaceful.
Manhattan agreement went to work:

baby blockage; coronary plaque power;
blond heart warheads split. Confidentiality
centrifuges run far, vessels bomb mechanically.

Celebrity nuclear agreement plants marital uranium,
atomic bomb chains lodged in arteries.
Britney Spears says, “make me look beautiful.”

--Robert Woerheide

Common Heart Procedure Shown Ineffective
Brit’s Look Says, ‘I’m Back’
Iran wants 60,000 atomic centrifuges

Monday, November 13, 2006

Social Ordinance Emerging

No dream can change
assassin networks, white
corporate frontlines.

No dream can change
virtualized legacies,
archived environments.

No dream can change
population sysadmins.
Workers unite!

--David Stinson

Groundbreaking held for MLK memorial
Dallas suburb could enact local anti-illegal immigration laws
EMC connects virtualisation to storage

Virtual Green Product

Our marketing people say switch
your fossil-fuel vapor drive
for a rocking eco-luxury power-train!

Our marketing people say switch
your custom grandmaster sound
for dual-fuel stainless-steel djs!

Our marketing people say switch
your breath and seven senses
for the hydrogen romance of real-time!

--Lance Newman

Air guitar you can wear
Driving a Hydrogen "Eco-Luxury" Car
Grandmaster Flash, T.I., honored

Sunday, November 12, 2006

Plastic Family Crusader

Holy retailers, destroy our old nemesis
this marketing season. Perhaps the red types
cast their eyes upon a Christian Christmas?

Fine! They couldn't free a dollar
from committee or capture two
headlines to end this war.

Meddling Democratic comandante,
you will see Mexico walled
and children dedicated to identity.

--David Stinson

Keeping Christmas under wraps
The Marxist Turned Caudillo: A Family Story
Deer frees itself from plastic pumpkin

Modern House Cub

Our upright-walking president recalls the pain,
the pill, of his continental thumpin'
and rings obedient Homo Bipartisan

on the telephone. “Hey girly guy, we diet
on fruits, nuts, and grasses in Texas.
Its clubbier out there, drier, more private.

Scout, we’re all hominids, neighbors, kin
since Africa. What say we vaporize?
Patriot, let’s sell generic aspirin.”

--Lance Newman

For Bush, it's now all about face
Contaminated With Metal, a Painkiller Is Recalled
Tooth Finding Shakes Human Family Tree

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Genome Reform Anticipated

Virtues
And weaknesses.
Take my pulse.

Clinically,
Disease takes
Us all hostage.

Breathe
Great calm.
Tastes of cancer.

--David Stinson

Map of sea urchin genome is drawn
What to Expect From Bob Gates
Control freaks

So Clouds Died

One militant led raging
resembles the diameter of war
that pole typically least concentric

Departure confirmed defeat
while at times the rest detected
another human defense

The spent majority in position
Incumbent hands swirling celebrating
Clockwise Americans claimed final images

--Tom Trusty

Al Qaeda releases message
Democrats celebrate Senate win
Spacecraft beams back images of Saturn hurricane

PS3 Entices Rumsfeld

But how? W’s successors
spoke the language of joysticks?
Shoot and ride. Real “sophisticated.”

And why? Internet gamers
watch extreme footage of the war?
Duck and cover. How “global.”

Now what? The long-faced Queen
adopts the teens of Iraq?
Stick and move. So "wicked."

--Lance Newman

A softer edge to the same old hard line
The empire strikes back
MI5 chief: Terror threat growing

Friday, November 10, 2006

Cooperation Offers Gays

Herded rabbis work elections.
Newly shrewd lesbians
cut off top, disturbing the peace.

Oval Office cooperation reaching
ascendant same-sex mounts.
Agreement called “folding

government campaign.”
Religious extremist attacks
booked. Suffering promised.

--Robert Woerheide

Bush Pledges Bipartisan Cooperation
Hamas Offers to End Rule if Aid Resumes
Gays Arrested Trying To March In Jerusalem

Typical G-8 Human

Seasonal beings, toothy scavengers.
We consumed more miles yesterday
than the richest far environments.

One billion farmers on chemical plains,
extinction diet. What red-eyed children
can adapt to the killing water?

Hurricane this Earth! Storm the rainfall
clean. What colossal intervention,
what impossible fruit.

--David Stinson

How early man got his teeth into a balanced diet
Colossal hurricane-like storm seen on Saturn
Poor water management parches millions

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Slated Ceasefire Lethal

A titled procession of icon mourners
crowd the Strip. Thousands on funeral film:
"Death to Israel! Death to America!"

Cameo: a family singer shouting
the artillery of heaven, revenge
prayers executed for God.

Injection of dead reality shooting
through Houston homes while Texas
officials version appeals on high.

--David Stinson

Israel on alert as Palestinians bury civilian victims
Christopher Walken to Play Ozzy Osbourne
Texas executes killer carjacker

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Lucky Blue Majority

Today comeback campaigns
massacred the House.
People shelled the war.

The storm caught Kevin
in his pregnancy pyjamas,
mourning his unpopular hair-cut.

One question: Will Speaker
Pelosi divorce Israel
over Beit Hanoun?

--Lance Newman

Democrats take control of House
Brit Poised For Comeback; K-Fed Now Fed-Ex
Children among 19 killed by Israeli tank fire

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Ultraviolet World Newborn

An executive formality:
the WTO’s three-alarm
atmosphere is killing

iguanas and theme-parks.
Chemical flamingos
probe coffee light.

Tricky Titan, rescue me.
Cassini, parachute me
to a big orange moon.

--Lance Newman

Florida Fire Damages Gatorland Theme Park
WTO Formally Invites Vietnam to Join
Haze over Saturn moon mirrored on early Earth

Monday, November 06, 2006

Klan-Free Vista

Another firebombing.
Carloads of shopkeepers,
gasoline, and white law.

Mercury quartet,
play the black
shotguns of 1967.

Mr. Coltrane, let’s escape
imperial orbit. The music
is Earth’s deep lungs.

--Lance Newman

Samuel Bowers, 82, Klan Leader Convicted in Fatal Bombing, Dies
Mercury's solar passage visible from Earth
A moving night of music from Coltranes

Saturday, November 04, 2006

Aging Junk-Food Dream

No magic backlash.
No high-fat gasoline.
No radio bombs.

Our diet potion prolongs
liver-spotted police.
Fatty transgenic hypocretins.

Drink our chow. It firecrackers
neurons, you primates,
you protein ghosts.

--Lance Newman

Days of wine and fatty foods
Oaxaca protesters force police retreat
Cooler mice live longer

Friday, November 03, 2006

Shrinking Church King

A mid-century post-Baptist,
I shuddered in my reversible
marriage--sex torrid as worms.

My fishy public smile.
My ballot data arrays.
My meta-message.

O master, O nemesis,
O secret marine--we
are fated to collapse.

--Lance Newman

Evangelical America hit by gay sex scandal
All you need is cash
Report: Global fisheries in peril

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Sex From Overfishing

Aggressive news nationwide:
Congregations discuss global fishing,
minister discipline to ecologists.

In 2048, New Life Church notes,
sex overseers catch total collapse.
Local spiritual economists discuss,

seek press conference
or administrative leave.
“Remove code-named seafood!”

--Robert Woerheide

'Operation FALCON III' Takes Down Local Sex Offenders
Overfishing Could Take Seafood Off the Menu by 2048
Statement From New Life Church

Save Dead Crisis

Costly spiraling sculptures that repair violence
A billion paper-mache US astronauts
Mourn a change depicting government marigolds

Pressure raising ancestors backed protesters
Truly a space city warning weekend Syria
One growing pilot has ghouls in on the annual dead million

Trying lines unrest elected griffin skulls
Street friends risk vigils stunt, rescue dangerous bones
Hizbollah state telescope would to graveyard over asset

--Terri Saul

Crisis dominates Day of Dead in Mexico's Oaxaca
US warns Syria over Lebanon plot
Top Gun to save Hubble

Operation Reverse Rescue

Administrators, autocrats, prophets.
Today we seek deeper galaxies
for a more permanent earth.

Embargo hope until we open
the oil star. Let the revolutionaries
suspend carnage and disaster.

We're upgrading in vital cosmos,
spacewalking atomic airwaves
for a home of our making.

--David Stinson

Al Jazeera TV news set to broadcast in English
Iran begins 10 days of war games
NASA to Fix Hubble Space Telescope

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Happy Primate Blockade

They’re after ape language again.
And subversive self-awareness
in crocodile seniors.

They’re facing uprisings
in the finger-wagging streets,
their trademark wilderness.

Navy dolphins circle the Bronx
like ultra-right militias,
bespectacled, bald as mirrors.

--Lance Newman

P.W. BOTHA: 1916 - 2006
Iraq orders U.S. to end Sadr City blockade
Pachyderm perception is proved