Thursday, November 02, 2006

Sex From Overfishing

Aggressive news nationwide:
Congregations discuss global fishing,
minister discipline to ecologists.

In 2048, New Life Church notes,
sex overseers catch total collapse.
Local spiritual economists discuss,

seek press conference
or administrative leave.
“Remove code-named seafood!”

--Robert Woerheide

'Operation FALCON III' Takes Down Local Sex Offenders
Overfishing Could Take Seafood Off the Menu by 2048
Statement From New Life Church

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"Restricting the fishery to the largest crabs only, has reduced the number of dominant males, those most able to fertilize females," he explained.