Sunday, November 12, 2006

Plastic Family Crusader

Holy retailers, destroy our old nemesis
this marketing season. Perhaps the red types
cast their eyes upon a Christian Christmas?

Fine! They couldn't free a dollar
from committee or capture two
headlines to end this war.

Meddling Democratic comandante,
you will see Mexico walled
and children dedicated to identity.

--David Stinson

Keeping Christmas under wraps
The Marxist Turned Caudillo: A Family Story
Deer frees itself from plastic pumpkin

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