Sunday, November 12, 2006

Modern House Cub

Our upright-walking president recalls the pain,
the pill, of his continental thumpin'
and rings obedient Homo Bipartisan

on the telephone. “Hey girly guy, we diet
on fruits, nuts, and grasses in Texas.
Its clubbier out there, drier, more private.

Scout, we’re all hominids, neighbors, kin
since Africa. What say we vaporize?
Patriot, let’s sell generic aspirin.”

--Lance Newman

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