Rosie Trumps The (loathsome) Donald

In their winsome epithets whir
Rosie’s no slouch with rich

words. His net worth’s a comb-over
to a bankrupt snakeoil salesman!

To which the Donald poisonously
slagged: She’s a slob! And also

talks like a fat truck driver. Rosie,
trump-fully back: Donald, sit & spin on it.

--Ed Higgins

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