Security Pounded Titans

hesitate flight of outrageously nuclear
came Santa Claus from however afraid
stole comb-over despite associated

continues ambitions for annually alert
remains months in further private
bans the night through much alleged

leave pursuit across outrageously sweeping
boosed reindeer in however serious
tracks bemusement through annually first

--Michael Helsem

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