Baby shrugging apologizes
A baby screaming for independence:
subhuman attempting to defuse
mongrel linguistic traditions.
The infant's mouth urged dialogue,
apologized for differences,
nonetheless drew protests.
Spiritual leader -- told the liar that he is --
wasn't breathing, holding a statement:
preservation of respiratory terminology.
-- Carol High
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