Sweden
a little
bit more gray

remove
and stabilize
collapsed more gray

courageous
battle gray
more diagnosed remove

--Michael Helsem

Sweden mourns film director Ingmar Bergman
Highway bridge collapses near Oroville
GMA's Roberts: I Have Breast Cancer

Filtering The Desert

A Court of mouth,
its long-dominant safety crushing,
formed a self-imposed landslide.

The lake falling below,
a simple giant appeared.
The glacial questions are once again winning.

The Secretary of the Millenium,
his long-awaited deadline gaining,
threatened, "Out of the seats and up for grabs!"

--Glenn R. Frantz

YouTube copyright filter by September? Will it matter?
Japan’s LDP heads for election defeat
In China, Paulson eyes debate shift to environment

Revolution Feeds Billions

Growers and producers, showering fruits
and vegetables on farms and crops,
veto President Bush,

warn him to lie low, to offer proof
of the documents forged during the counter-
productive role of American troops

still scourging the development
of rice feeding, a grain at a time,
billions in a new Green Revolution.

--Jensea Storie

House passes major, bipartisan farm bill
US Frustrated With Saudi's Iraq Role
Feeding Billions, A Grain at a Time

Big Crash Coming

Assemble 11 top-class writers
and make them fight a battle
to claim their slice of the action.

Are they all suckers? Just how
confusing and dangerous
is the potential debate?

Sensibly, the creative team
hasn't attempted to change history.
Voice could diminish, if not doom.

--Rupert M Loydell

Crash of 2 helicopters stuns Valley
Giuliani, Romney not coming
Big scream Homer

Gonzales Cleavage News

Washington spam quickly noticed,
President Bush scrunch-faced, special low.
KNXV, KTVK, all aboard warrantless covering.

Democrats were clamoring,
while a chest--unseemly, undeniable--
sat midair, collided with television.

Attorneys now wiretapping Republicans.
Perjury stations identified.
Clinton’s cleavage rose-colored.

--Robert Woerheide

Campaigning With “Cleavage”
Analysis: Gonzales Endurance Is Baffling
2 News Helicopters Collide, No Survivors

Ambassador Chili Sales

are available, their
own witnesses to
extradite a former

federal linked to
botulism, applies to
sauce, expiration dates

estimated 8.3 million
beats previous Deathly
Hallows per second

-- Francis Raven

British ambassador challenges Russia over extradition
Hold the chili sauce, FDA says
Potter book to break sales record

Search Dangerous Auction

permanently remove terms
separately from account
that personally identifies

security experts even
record audio, relay
it to attacker

to be auctioned
by FCC competing
interests lobbying commission

-- Francis Raven

Search engines race to update privacy policies
Security researchers find a dangerous iPhone flaw
AT&T Retreats on Spectrum Auction Gripe

Acquire Opens Medics

agreed to bulk
up its non-hardware
complexity managing data

became a professional
golfer to break
his major duck

jailed for infecting
a complete normalisation
of foreign medics

-- Francis Raven

Harrington Opens way for Europe
Libya asks EU for full ties in medics talks
CNN Money

Cancer Plagiarized Nuclear

pushing his cancer
fight into presidential
video terror taxes

dismissed plagiarized pretend
gay couple in
development years release

nuclear fears initially
turned local pressure
near the plant

-- Francis Raven

Armstrong to Hold Cancer Forums in Iowa
Studio denies Sandler film plagiarised Hogan comedy
IAEA to visit Japan's damaged nuclear plant

Bush Chili Mania

President Bush to relinquish polyps to Dick Cheney.
Seriously. White House chili the night before
results in presidential craze, suspected botulism.

White House team powers chili production
with children, forced or bought,
and canned huge. Check. Seriously.

But no Harry Potter fans,
official spokesman told suspected father.
Deathly Hallows results in sickening chili.

--Robert Woerheide

Ga. plant suspected in tainted chili sauce probe
Bush Has 5 Polyps Removed In Colon Cancer Screening
Westerly girl, 11, gets head start on Harry Potter-mania

Mr. Supreme Gimmick

I, Dick Cheney, after being found guilty,
Should not be put to death.
There were no armed robberies.

Found guilty, sentenced to years in prison,
Today is probably the last
Of the fictional Century.

Famously identified as a personality
With a limited arsenal to maintain,
You don't have to hunt for the nation.

--Mathew Timmons

Pardon Me, Mr. President
Supreme Court Limits Schools on Race
Please to be enjoying a promotional gimmick

Use, Transform, Produce…

Out in the wild for a full day now,
In the middle of a grand battle,
The first baby born from conventional reason

Has had some hiccups. As a lover,
I'm shocked and amazed by the history of the world,
The mother of abnormalities.

People report no hitches.
All in all, stars off the charts.
The usual body would be unsuitable.

--Mathew Timmons

Most iPhone users thrilled but a few are iRate
Movie Review: TransformersBreakthrough in fertility treatment produces first baby

Sicko Fat Snack

In the tradition of a muckraker's dedication to corruption,
Scientists have uncovered new ways to manipulate fat.
A popular contamination.

There's a man who mangled his fingers
In a series of experiments on mice,
Associated with the product.

The drugs were experimental,
To mold youthful faces, firmer buttocks and bigger breasts.
American Gourmet illnesses.

--Mathew Timmons

'Sicko': Heavily Doctored
Way to Shrink, Grow Fat Is Found
Veggie snack gets booted from stores

underlying

troubling
crux and
they don't angrily

angrily
depraved judge
toward absurdity abandoning

abandoning
without spinoff
revelations propelling underlying

--Michael Helsem

Why Libby's Sentence Was So Tough
Battlestar Bosses Explain Why—and How—Show Is Ending
Bush slams Russian democracy

Evangelical Honeymoon Buried

Informed and Eager in South America.
Yesterday: researchers, but yesterday
intimate discussions and televised bones.

International new world conclusion.
Research similar to religion situation
but without faith, without health scare.

Infidelity presumably anywhere in Europe;
set off by extremely historic organisms,
America aiming at unequivocal policies.

--Nicholas Grider

Top Democrats discuss faith
Inquiry into role of Tuberculosis patient's Father-in-law
First chickens in Americas were brought from Polynesia

Alternate Genre Experience

from the sidelines driven by inner compulsion
created this alternate universe and hard to stay grounded
taps into what people want

and consistently delivers a good experience
leave rehab and head straight to the city
needs to be away from everyone

and not get attacked by the paparazzi
the proper reverence for clever genre sadism
go to the dark side and get interested again

--Clark Allison

Lindsay Lohan's rehab happiness
YouTube Makes Friends with EMI Music
The murderer in the rear view mirror

Torn Home, Born.

When she fell, her arm came down
to her hip, to her unharmed waist
when a bruised muscle lingered from its

wounded home. A deep lost
calf spotted the water wildly,
dimmed her home.

When she fell in the bird's
bony arm, it was the first time
within a day of the fall.

--Anne Heide

American Idol’s Paula Abdul breaks nose saving her dog
Scientists worried about whales' wounds
Female Sharks Can Reproduce Alone, Researchers Find

Cutty Rover Rocket

The essence of tea clipper climate
"that's what we are looking to preserve."
Longer than 35 year pause.

Over achieving Mars literally uncovered
a deep furrow hit these samples
an aerial operation room but this meant one aircraft

fired two buildings before dawn
dragging timbers, iron frames limp to the Southern Seas
across the surface of the martian, Hamas and PRC,
        restoration.

--James Belflower

Mars: more evidence of a watery past
Israel launches strikes on central Gaza amid rocket fire
'We've saved the Cutty Sark before and we'll do so again'

I'm Not Ashamed

I really liked Melinda
She was uncharacteristically sassy
As I said, I wasn't bothered by her reprise

A newcomer no longer
The only thing she didn't win was the prize
As I said, I find it tough to handicap her

but obviously I'm a realist
Deliver an earth-shattering surprise tonight
As I said, put it in the back of a pickup truck

--Rupert M Loydell

Fitness In Less Time Than You Think
'Idol:' Put on the Red Light
Strait Ahead for George and Carrie at ACMs

Beat the Jazz

forced to make precision passes
initial burst of intensity no surprise
fearless drives and a barrage

turnover followed turnover rotations
three different types of interference
telemetry oversensing and inhibition

the most persistent made the journey
have gone missing after being put on
a rocket to the emergency edge of space

--Rupert M Loydell

Pacemakers Threatened by iPod Interference
Scotty's ashes in failed enterprise
Baron and the boys bombarded Jazz

Hotel Trauma Opportunity

the same principles of demanding accountability
held her hostage in a hotel room
slapped or pushed her before pulling out a gun

showing intransigence in a complex and dangerous war
business and financial services become our dominant
          industries
vote for an end of factional violence

to reduce violence and expand representative government
crucial time now to act while surge giving a window
          of opportunity
negotiations on terms of a final war-funding bill

--Clark Allison

House vote on Iraq spending expected
Tony Blair’s economic legacy
Spector trial takes new twist

And the Morning

Found a way
Of revoking
Messages of romance

Making it impossible
To be a part of
Their lives

And say something
Kind of weak
Or permanent

--Martin Stannard

Sir Alan Sugar unveils East End supercomputer
British Library wants to archive your emails
Latest AACS crack 'beyond revocation'

The Glorious Well

If you are stimulated by resplendent imagery,
spend less time with family and friends,
drive drowsy and be late for work.

Station a cat at each rat hole—to watch
the rats. A desperate survey. Blood
and the desperate courage of the rats.

Like the Battle of Thermopolyea,
Inelucatable trouble. One cat,
keeping eyes, keeping days and nights.

--Heather Cousins

Bloody ‘300’ – Literally
Gabe Pressman's View: A Dangerous Waltz
Expired story

Beer Tanker Slump

It collapsed on on on the the culprit.
But still thinking,
“Is it over?”

Freeways bounce like deficits
and, worst of all, second-degree air.
One percent -- that's radio troubles.

Wow, scene it
for Commerce.
The shots practically career.

--Lance Newman

Economy crawls, raising recession fears
Fire From Crash Collapses Calif. Freeway
Gordon wins under caution at Talladega

Landmark Wheelchair Entourage

Hawkish, not-for-profit
Zero Child Technology dives
on news of ludicrous jet

caretaker machines.
Since that Russian October
triggered formerly cold space,

physicists can’t abide
military weightlessness
for $100. Not even for a nickel.

--Lance Newman

Now it's one laptop per 1.75 children
Putin attacks US over anti-missile plans
Physicist Hawking gets taste of zero-gravity

Struggling Democratic Demands

Every charismatic President Union
To fire the affect on the other
A mockery of Yeltsin's Russians

Vladimir Volunteer
The decision of his Saviour stunt
The shift; standoff; death

Yeltsin furious for his reformer
Military fairy Kevin
The Yeltsin legend

--Jonas Aneskans

They told us lies about our Pat
Thousands of mourners pay final respects to Boris Yeltsin
Despite hype, war fund not running dry soon

Motivating Proxy Dismissals

to weigh desire for freedom against need for security
the threat that is motivating some decisions
went up and gave a very candid assessment

answered every question he could possibly answer
piles of sandbags, trenches, and barbed-wire
hardly unheard of to step aside, or be pushed aside

accused of being manipulated by external forces
repeated and irresponsible resolutions that undermine
        regional peace
the festering feud still bitter over their proxy war

--Clark Allison

Bush Reiterates Support for Gonzales
Police chief among 33 killed across Iraq today
Fighting escalates 'humanitarian crisis' in Somalia

Bible Study Shootings

A town bewildered by bloodprisms, throats
shooting dummy commentary at their youths,
saying guns, weapons, what? headlines, what?

automatic risk, mental health, what? what?
A trump analysis. A policeman throats
a negative and atrocity types our youths.

And murder pills a spree of youths
to firebrand nationalists, surprised by what
depression scales and trials their throats.

--George Ttoouli

Va. Shootings: What the World is Saying
Study supports antidepressants for youths
Christians at Bible publishers have their throats cut

Well-being Behaviour Order

Neighbourhood Nazis present massage and yoga.
After months of weight loss stress and misery,
and increasingly granny, he took yesterday off

to bolster his iconography at a cosmetic
beach retreat in Torquay, these fantastic apologies
becoming increasingly more popular, like detox, Speer diets.

Hell-raising in the life-buildings: on harassment
holidays traditional treatments were history.
There she was. ‘You beautiful’, he crooned.

--Pam Thompson

Hell’s granny with an Asbo
Bryan Ferry apologises over Nazi remarks
Stressed Britons opt for ‘well-being’ breaks

Queen Capsized Tethered

Rig diligent and outside jail, a king to tow
and currently tipped Prince, an off pop east sweetheart
replace months from cannabis and posh hooking.

Youth spanking salvage work sank
with the future of metres, of England
where last emails unearthed her, dirty as a job.

So, a mobile undercover of she water;
a private yesterday and exchange working for
the alleged superstar and currently tipped basketball inmates.

--Pam Thompson

Britney for queen
Drugs violence and corruption at private jail
Sunken rig ship's owners consider salvage operation

Body Games Search

Youth sexual policymakers tracked similar numbers
as evaluated sexual partners faced initiated
sex also of and sex at the sample sexual age.

UK researchers think index susceptibility
helps regulate genome-wide epidemic. European
descent confused body-mass FTO cohorts.

Skyrocketing teens lured retro parents
to warehouse-turned-addicting arcade --
wind power shriveled dozens of bulky hipsters.

--Bob Garlitz

Abstinence Education Does Not Impact Sexual Behavior
Obesity Gene Discovered
'Barcade' renaissance for old-school games

His Own Trace

In time he shed the voices of sequenced thought
witnessing the indifference of his silent cure.
A vision of extinct counterculture became his god.

He found a living population perfectly preserved by war
and utterly caught up in the idea of discovery.
Their soft bones became his tissue, their young cells his blood.

He raided classic religions for alternate ideas
either to reveal relationships or replace aged ones.
Now, he has a new thought and this time it’s all his own.

--Tom Trusty

Voice of America's counterculture falls silent
Stem Cell Therapy, Possible Cure For Diabetes
Protein links T. rex to chickens

Out of Life

A trashed street light at night
May not explain why some people
Think the news today was filthy

If you lose your stars
A cause of descent
Across the country occurs

"Home Sweet Home": it's screwed
And the fat in the big boys
Is pretty much vomit and urine

--Martin Stannard

£20,000 MySpace house trashing
Kepler telescope primed to search for earth-like planets
Obesity Gene Discovered

Strangeness of Prospects

“a vertical and unwavering band of light”
containing a wealth of digressive discussions
the discontinuity of chronological structure

the strangeness of intrusive events
sub-prime mortgages, bankruptcies and foreclosures
the pleasure of someone involved in the act of rediscovery

eyes that express a weary melancholy
“Nothing has changed my portrayal of violence”
“My art, my voice, my imagination, my characters”

--Clark Allison

An Interview with Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
I don't think sex or violence is harmful in movies
Outlook brightest since 60s, says IMF

Distinguished by Behavior

At the flick of a switch common sense
Defeats things like the vast of night
For some edged and fallen people

But to be lulled where the things that make people's lives
The inspiration for a false sense of hope are being fitted
Would feel closer to anti-social behaviour

To be introduced brightly
Following a welter of criticism
Appears ever more the worst thing

--Martin Stannard

‘Talking’ CCTV to be installed
The Beeb 'review their decision' to axe Moira
Arteta puts Fulham on slide

Gracious Volcanic Gourmet

Charles, 45, orbits United Arabia
warming to his apricot confit,
mostly missing Maud with his fanny.

Our software world's passengers,
disproportionately billionaire ducks,
provoke the will to engineer.

After that breast sunk in semolina,
after that magazine cake, evacuation.
The hard up climb the coast on ladders.

--Lance Newman

Global warming will 'hit poorest hardest', says IPCC
Divers search for 2 missing after Greek cruise ship sinks
Martha Stewart Picks Space Pal's Menu

Beat Complete Answer

an emotional opening day
a big part of the poignant
black armbands

this plan worked
instead of testing gators
back-to-back

will grapefruit play more
sucked succinctly summed
with the game on the line

--Bob Marcacci

Yankees Beat D'Rays in Emotional Opener
Gators complete repeat in convincing style
Glaus, pen answer the call

Ultimate Possible Effects

Roaring like a jet plane,
with sparks flying overhead
and kicking up a long trail of dust

three double-decker cars zipped
through the countryside to applause.
A spokesman wouldn't confirm anything.

"Obviously it makes sense even though
it's the same songs and same game.
I'm proud to have fulfilled the mission."

--Rupert M Loydell

Scotty’s Off To Space
Guitar Hero rocks Xbox
French train sets rail record 357.2 mph

Left-hander’s Missing Component

Seven separate scientists
never in the hunt
lost three prostate studies

while an overcast man
last seen in Iran nearly a decade ago
reported 101 missing balls

and an agent – one of the best
rates his prostate robust as a left-hander’s bat
but the source for this information could not be found

--Martha Deed

Studies: DNA has definite role in prostate cancer
Cricket: One of my best, says Jayasuriya
U.S. Asks About Missing Man in Iran

That DreamWorks Treadmill

Animated marines debut
the embassy a go go.
The marathon bungee revival.

We expected orphans on ice?
Time-traveling astronauts
face-to-face in bibs?

Teenage firecrackers detain
a mutant sailor in gold cords.
Bilateral youths box up another steep year.

--Lance Newman

Britain and Iran in Contact Over Sailors
'Blades of Glory' Wins Box Office Gold
NASA astronaut to run Boston Marathon -- on space station

Revolving Pious Veto

spending bill for combat troops defied veto threat
the worst kind of Congressional meddling
sets a nonbinding goal for withdrawing troops

strip the withdrawal-date language from the bill
a revolving door of governments and military coups
confessing she had committed immoral acts

“in name of God I will live like a pious person”
drag her through the streets like a dog
in no mood to back down from war spending fight

--Clark Allison

Swiss man jailed for 10 years for defacing Thai king's image
Senate Passes War-Spending Bill With Iraq Deadline
Pakistan 'brothel woman' released

Different Barrel Ltd

The new list’s disrupting electronic
Iran, orchestrating the mother take.
Mercantile Mike said move,

move on Tillman's crude.
But Tony’s analyst gains Tuesday
sailors, Pentagon Democrats.

The Organisation questions
a banking Ranger the way
seventh phase speculation rises like oil.

--Lance Newman

Blair warns Iran standoff could escalate
Tillman's mom: Hearings on son's death needed
Oil Rises as Iran Conflict May Disrupt Supplies

Elementary Guidance Plan

The family executives blend genes
for income, working past the normal
range of scores to improve the joint future.

They correlate ever-more-volatile
preschoolers with flex-care providers.
Stalemate in the classroom.

They’ve seized the vocabulary,
the chief gauge of higher behavior.
There’s no barometer for class.

--Lance Newman

Seized Group of Britons Is Healthy, Iranians Say
Bush, Auto CEOs Meet on Alternative-Fuel Access
Poor Behavior Is Linked to Time in Day Care

happy dine base

scientists have found people
become bombed and are wiped out
as they get older: but

today the society for the glass tiger
found more than enough to eat in hedgerows
and woodlands, without having

raids aged 55, nor garden airport north
of colombo, nor rebel song thrushes
view of the royal light fleets

-- Marco Giovenale

Mild winter encourages birds to abandon gardens for country life
Attack on Colombo air force base
A happy-side effect of growing older

Trade-Tainted View

Human beings thrive in the atomic.
Cancer enriched into loans:
rats expanded in exhibition.

Weapons acquire in the domestic,
The common victims into profits:
women shackled in photographic highlight.

Payments fuel in the poison.
Slavery shackled into deaths:
trafficking forced in compensation.

--George Ttoouli

Britain Marks Bicentenary of Abolition of Slave Trade
Outside View: Nukes divide Russia, Iran
Rat poison found in tainted pet food

Magic Monkey Material

SpongeBob played a part in the Bush administration.
SpongeBob attacked with hammer & with magic.
SpongeBob has denied he is a designated kidnapper.

SpongeBob swept through Cuba on a military train.
SpongeBob is furious & spotted with monkey-blood.
SpongeBob is alleged to support “enemy combatants”.

SpongeBob’s downfall was his desire for Harry Potter.
SpongeBob yesterday requested his attorneys.
SpongeBob is currently in detention at a Bolivian zoo.

--Simon Turner

The thief who didn't bargain for the solidarity of monkeys
Vandals muck up Hogwarts train
Guantanamo Prison Likely to Stay Open Through Bush Term

Structural Porn Agency

The Zone of the Symbolic is “heavily fortified”
& the First Amendment is harmful to grizzlies,
But the software chipped away at the casualties,

Like the rockets that fall in the Realm of the Moon,
& as the insurgents were expanding to the ceiling,
We shifted the target to limit their encroachment,

Which is proof that the government is a coalition
Of wolves & fish, & that porn is a mortar explosion
In the green interior of the human community.

--Simon Turner

Grizzlies at Yellowstone no longer 'threatened'
As U.N. Chief Meets Premier of Iraq, the Zone Is Shelled
American anti-porn law struck down

To the Sewers

The good judge wrote Online Porn
and became a global sensation
The power supply is built in

Thanks to a fortuitously timed vacation
a more kid-friendly version just arrived
the first out-of-the-box experience

I'm the lucky soul lifting the lid
on their exploits - Cowabunga!
I've got a good notion of what's inside

--Rupert M Loydell

Judge Trashes Online Porn Law
Apple TV Diary: Out of the box
Cowabunga is back

Propaganda Mess Actress

“I didn’t mean to shoot her.”
“I have an explanation.”
shot in the mouth at hilltop mansion

as defense maintains gunshot residue on her hands
“Wall of Sound” renowned inductee “Let It Be”
get to the bottom of what has become a terrible mess

“The brutality of this enemy hasn’t changed.”
definitively stonewall and slow-walk the investigation
discovered weapons and confiscated propaganda material

--Clark Allison

Spector’s Legal Woes Continue – Day 2
Gonzales faces removal from office, Republicans say
U.S. destroys bomb factory in Iraq

The First Hanged

Vice
gallows against
the raging months.

Our
territory muzzles
to the shelling.

Samurai
whirlwind: kaiho
e no senbi.

--George Ttoouli

Hanged deputy buried in Saddam's home village
In the Trenches: NYT columnist's blind spot on Israel
Ace Combat wings its way towards Xbox 360

Pro-Drug Use Overload

He's hunkered down somewhere.
He's found a warm place.
We're all smiling now.

Gone camping without medication?
Things seemed clear in the woods.
We're all smiling now.

The message? "BONG HITS 4 JESUS"
Authorities plan wilderness treatment.
We're all smiling now.

--Rupert M Loydell

Justices may take centrist view of 'Bong Hits' case
Antibiotics On Overload for Sinus Infections
Park ranger: Boy Scout reportedly found

Bush Recall Jesus

Fourth anniversary, Americans seeking
bong hits, Supreme Court refunds, cuts and
gravy. Nationwide, customers question

fourth anniversary. Americans seeking
bad days ignored, good days restored.
Military never asked, but invasion escalation.

Fourth anniversary, Americans seeking
flags, congress, rights within pet conflict.
President Bush listen. Listen.

--Robert Woerheide

Bush: 'Prevailing in Iraq' not 'easy'
Pet-food recall sweeps shelves, worries owners
Court to Hear 'Bong Hits 4 Jesus' Case

This Affecting Comedy

The largest night changes her objects
And one of the threatened questions about it
Is queuing up outside the lived world

"When I'm involved in the entertainment
of The Ghost Daughter the politicians
imitating good sheep are a natural regret."

On the other dubious hand charity promises
To turn with great relief and some aplomb
Into an island written in cold rock

--Martin Stannard

As the weather gets hotter so the sheep are getting smaller
More celebrities still provide real Comic Relief
Is the Prime Minister bovvered?

New Powers Dancing

Spare Tuesday
on my little grandson
because this meant everything, nothing

you can't spare
animal, model, leg
because the best can overdo it

Overdo,
cosmetically, joy.
Once it breaks, I donate elation

--Niall Byrne

Mavs-Suns Bout Proves How Close Western Powers Are
Heather Mills Readies For 'Dancing...' Amid Leg Problems
Candy Spelling Talks About New Grandson

Powers Amid Candy

Victory,
most anticipated,
was going to be incredible.

League Candy,
chased close, hounded, grazed-yes;
proves claims it will inspire people.

San Prophet!
Dance, Phoenix Hollywood!
Slide-rim the Stars! Viva League Candy!

--Niall Byrne

Mavs-Suns Bout Proves How Close Western Powers Are
Heather Mills Readies For 'Dancing...' Amid Leg Problems
Candy Spelling Talks About New Grandson

Kept Rehab Vigil

adopting a new data retention policy
as indicated by a number of queries
provides transparency to users and protects their privacy

one of hottest, most remote places on earth
outrageous allegations of border dispute
has a seriously bad attitude problem

asking for special food, special everything
displaying diva-like behavior in rehab
helping with the spiritually deep part of treatment

--Clark Allison

Britney Spears has found love in rehab, says her boyfriend
Night vigil for Ethiopia hostages
Google to tighten its rules to shield search requests

Serious Conduct Question

The victim admitted drinking spirits, Reuters said,
but denied she had agreed to sex; the court
dismissed the sailor in all disgrace.

And Tsvangirai's fractured skull and tortured face,
and those of other activists are said
to have prompted condemnation, and chaos in court.

Viewers, we sense the question is so complicated;
can we, in no danger, afford to use our yesterday
and riddle humour into what the Telegraph said?

--Andrew Bailey

Royal Navy sailor jailed for raping colleague
Mugabe opponent in intensive care after arrest
'Impossible' quiz question defended by Grade

Pair Hold Protest

A bus driver and a dentist,
in Valentine’s day protest,
plan for an advance civil war.

A factory of nuclear ambitions
and suitcases of ammonia are coordinated.
In return BNP candidate is facing mistrust.

The obstacles are stockpiled,
anarchy cook-book is imminent,
‘Stop Burberry Breaking Our Hearts’

--Kelly Tapper

Will the North Korean deal hold?
Burberry facing Valentine's Day protest
Pair feared civil war was imminent

Lost in Simulation

simulation
seduces by
fascinated absurd fragility

an
unknown place
of entire thinking

risky
driven sleep
authenticates safe haven

--Clark Allison

Markets slide as subprime woes escalate
Seagate and Wave Systems release encrypted hard drives
Jean Baudrillard, 78, dies

Mouth to Mouth

Obscene gestures, actual stars,
a gesture toward the grandstands.
There was a buzz in the air.

The potential clash of egos
after experiencing dizziness
surged through the crowd.

Maybe it was hip-hop,
maybe it was dehydration.
Whatever. Confusing moments.

--Rupert M Loydell

Bogut may face penalty for obscene gesture
Grandmaster Flash, R.E.M., Vedder, Jay-Z Bring The Noise
Former president back in action

Image Enhancing Hormone

Goldman is golden again,
remains better than tv was expecting
but still needs rabbit ears to pick up the signal.

Goldman remains healthy,
is using radically different treatment
but still needs rabbit ears to pick up the signal.

Goldman remained strong
despite being beat and battered
but still needs rabbit ears to pick up the signal.

--Rupert M Loydell

Goldman Is Golden, Again
You STILL need rabbit ears to pick up digital TV
Stallone Charged In Hormone

Dark Rebel Sparks

        Circling for an hour
after earlier approach
        with no live fire sprayed,

        with faith and guidance
always communicating,
        constantly hoping,

        rebel leaders swirled
over Westminster, poised for
        expected revolt.

--Andrew Bailey

Stricken Japanese jet lands safely
Monty: We are dark horses
Blair faces Trident revolt as minister quits

Another Longtime Election

Let's have elections in 2008!
He will stand another term
whichever way they desire.

Who will succeed him? The heir
is undecided, the question unanswered,
the voters moved and emotive.

Two men will deliver speeches
on party and policy and tax.
Let's take the agenda in hand.

--Andrew Bailey

Mugabe says will run for president if nominated
France touched by Chirac's departure
Cameron defends green agenda as Brown attacks

The Two Messages

He puts his arm round me and says
We built a very strong relationship
Of red and blue lives basking together

And when we are presented with loss
Images of sunshine leave a mark
We are frustrated and have to live with it

But what a difference the drugs are making
Flashing images to the better other brain
In the Italian night off the coast of sleep

--Martin Stannard

Brain absorbs subliminal messages - if not too busy
Two years of lost sleep if your partner
Stalking Boots

Cut-Off Noir Simulacrum

The philosopher of the hyperreal a grand hype
apartment with 50 television sets and pictures of America
even if Baudrillard had not existed

it would have been necessary to invent him
everything was a non-event, an illusion, a simulacrum
part of his legend to loathe all forms of culture

stark noir fantasy world
the colours more radically concentrated
advancing towards the storm-battered coast

--Clark Allison

Did Baudrillard Exist?
'300': Exiled In Guyville, By Kurt Loder
Cyclone George kills two, Jacob advances

Injuries And Chocolate

                --"Use the Force!"

He called me a brute, I remember,
after twice trying to fit handcuffs
around handfuls of my genitals.

I think I did him some injury;
he is putting a spell on my groin.
Now I will have a miserable time

of personal pain and depression.
I have accepted that, and will need
to relieve myself with Maltesers.

--Andrew Bailey

Fears over police attack caught on camera
Football Digest
Woman, 68, who put cannabis in casseroles, guilty

Leaping Accident Investigators

An astronaut's lover burst into flames
after a few anger management classes
and is now wearing a tracking device.

She veered off the runway and crashed
out of New York warehouse emergency exits,
reportedly threw a phone at management.

Asked about the 'crazy lady', her maid
she is going to have to modify her outfit,
mop floors and perhaps sweep them too.

--Rupert M Loydell

Naomi Campbell forced to clean floors
Investigators arrive at Java crash site
Astronaut's Lover Asked About 'crazy Lady'

Nominally Slippery Rehab

security forces committed extra-judicial killings
criticised death squads, kidnapping and torture
they’ll clean it up and resell it

shot on sight trying to cross the border
cracking down on political dissidents
squeezing press freedom to an all-time low

would rather not have sweeping changes at the top level
look at the whites of their eyes and talk vision
what a rock and how out of control recently

--Clark Allison

Sudan genocide highlighted in annual report
Blackstone team due at Chrysler
Bald Headed K-Fed Says He Did It For Britney

Rescue American Lying

Hundreds
of wounded
American survivors quake.

Scooter
Libby panicked
from new mistreatment.

Conditions
trapped beneath
perjury. Childhood killed.

--Robert Woerheide

Survivors plead for help as Ring of Fire earthquake kills 70
Bush acts to save face over care of troops
Libby Found Guilty of Lying

Overwhelmed in Evidence

                fear
        the proof
of secret plot;

                terror
        a result
of Sumatra quake;

                dawn,
        Achilles killing
for meaningful security.

--Andrew Bailey

Show us Diana's murder letters
Powerful Indonesian earthquake kills 70
NATO launches major southern Afghan offensive

Scattered Fake Liquidity

Notebooks and stationery, once products for sale, lay
        scattered
Destruction everywhere, preparing to do noon prayers
chaotic violence gripped other parts of the city

filing difficulties, likely restricted liquidity
       limit its options
didn’t know what to do screaming ‘I’m a fake!’
life unravelled in the public eye

suicide bombing at a long-standing downtown book
        market
wounded bystanders screaming amid pools of blood
        and bodies
two dead on the ground by the orchard areas

--Clark Allison

Killings continue despite Iraq crackdown
'Antichrist' Britney 'attempts suicide'
The Ratings Game

Compared to Diabetes

It is not the work of years
to call the small pebble appealing.
I have the capacity and am not alone.

It is not the work of years
to cajole a lone child into the system
of incapacity it would not look for.

It is not the work of years
to veg out, but Kerry acknowledges
she has hands reserved for chocolate.

--Andrew Bailey

Al Fayed urges Diana inquest delay
Drive to get more benefit claimants into work
Sitting on the diabetes timebomb

Coulter Repairs Suicide

666 divots repaired after giant Ann Coulter thunderstorm.
From Florida to Malibu, across the political seaside,
TV references surface. Seven candidates hang.

Demonic scrawling claims behavior is indefensible.
1,000 giant NASA hopefuls called John Edwards,
described right-wing impasse and erratic damage.

Faggot rolled pundit parties. Took bedsheet, tried
Britney Spears, approximately. Hail! Hail!
Paramedics were called. Luckily, conservative was unhurt.

--Robert Woerheide

Britney Spears Tried To Commit Suicide?
U.S. space shuttle rolls back to hangar for repairs
Pundit Ann Coulter takes heat for anti-gay slur

Bathed in Teflon

Nothing seems to hurt the disappointed
Everyone loves bloviators
Well, not everyone

Co-operation between giants would benefit
A hundred activists say the same thing
Well, not everyone

I-am-who-I-am took a subtle swipe
Still, nothing seems to hurt no one
Well, not everyone

--Rupert M Loydell

Bush declares tornado-hit county a disaster area
Leaders to heal divide
I-am-who-I-am is working

The Pet Career

Andrew is compelled and inspired by darkness
But after three botched efforts is still ridiculed
By people and believes he has little to lose

He is struggling to resurrect his kitten
Higher than seemed imaginable 15 years ago
"I must give it more and more drug," he said

Exposed to everyday fortunes and setbacks
Andrew will eat their heart lungs liver and kidneys
But is also growing cats for the developing world

--Martin Stannard

E17 singer Harvey on Eurovision shortlist
Obesity drug launched for fat dogs
Vaughan relies on basic instincts

Another Chopper Down

Prince Charles made a "hard landing" today.
He handed out traditional combat injuries
in a swift military violation of his wife.

The problem heiress was evacuated to a hotbed
pending family notification and a hefty fine.
She expressed disbelief Charles would withdraw.

Camilla was pulled over late Tuesday night.
There was no word on the extent of surveillance.
Ample coverage could have nasty consequences.

--Rupert M Loydell

Prince Charles visits troops
A New Day For Paris – In Jail?
Military says another chopper down -- Not hostile fire

Atheist's Party High

She didn't sample the food
She was not at risk of catching the illness
She has been placed on medical leave

She didn't sample the food
She complained of trouble after filling up
She appears to be juddering and misfiring

She didn't sample the food
She signed the order creating religion
She shouldn't be allowed to sue the government

--Rupert M Loydell

Faulty fuel calls on rise
Beyonce not at Hep A risk -- Didn't eat party food
High court hears case of faith-based funding

Spontaneous Sell-Off Consequences

killing free radicals only interferes with survival
Critics doubt whether oxidative stress even exists
no effect – positive or negative – on survival

might actually increase the risk of death
a landmark global study has found
does not know how to protect its industries

disavowed some severe capital market restrictions
indicating the flight from global equities slowing
eliminating free radical “messenger molecules”

--Clark Allison

Airbus to Cut 10,000 Jobs Over 4 Years
Overseas Markets Continue Downward Slide
Vitamins could be killing you

Illegal Pirated Genocide

Gordon the Bosnian video-sharing cabinet
Failed to discuss genocide with Bremner
And ordered justice for BitTorrent

Gordon the Bosnian video-sharing cabinet
Exonerated Ubisoft early on Monday
Downloading songs by Muslims

Gordon the Bosnian video-sharing cabinet
Rang the Chancellor to direct justice games
But once rang failed suspects to prevent a reshuffle

--Will Scott

Court: Serbia failed to prevent genocide
Is it legal to impersonate a minister?
BitTorrent to offer movies, TV shows for downloading

No Rodents Tomorrow

In a city like New York,
Vermin seemingly caught on tape,
Invaded a former playboy body.

In a city like New York,
Rodent officials focus on Sky News interview.
In the morgue a probing derailment.

In a city like New York,
Patrons do not see creatures.
They will be distributed to the endless wage.

--Kelly Tapper

New York food establishments wage war against rodents
U.K. Rail Crash Report Due as Early as Tomorrow
Still no rest for poor Anna

Regulator Snipes Back

Critics arguing were lost hopefuls and fat children
Critics arguing would not appeal to corrupt FBI agents
Critics arguing leave broadcasters jumping ship

Critics arguing mean that the government's successful
Critics arguing confirmed that media junk rules
Critics arguing veto a shootout at Pine Ridge Reservation

Critics arguing has become impermissible
Critics arguing will be banned from January 1, 2008
Critics arguing was one of the primary reasons for the Fall

--Martin Stannard

Ukip told it cannot change its name
Junk food ban will cost U.K. TV
Why Geffen Dislikes Clintons--Meet Leonard Peltier

Microsoft Spanking Britney

For 24 hours Microsoft kicks, throws shoe,
chokes Britney for offenses.
Mother punishable for patent verdict.

Anyone involving troubled technology
retreated, shaking, and proposed San Diego
instead of digital custody, iPod jail.

1.52 billion baby objects offered for
18 closed fist firms, lawmaker said.
Estranged music threatened massive failing.

--Robert Woerheide

Proposal to ban spanking is revised
Microsoft fined US $1.52b in MP3 case
Britney Spears Wants The Kids, Can’t Escape Rehab

Peace Not Contest

We were dressed in cream and silver but put off by
The hundreds of genuinely interested other artists
Who phoned in before apparently becoming involved

In an illegal war they had no chance of winning
We were dressed in cream and silver but put off by
A banner on the back of the large black police lorry

It said the timing wasn't right to make the argument
Peace and protest had been plausible in previous years
We were dressed in cream and silver but not put off

--Martin Stannard

C4 facing huge phone bill
Eubank arrested after protest over prince's deployment
Morrissey says 'no' to Eurovision

Delivery Wants Repair

Children in Eden
Desperate girls doing E!
Tied doubled to Cross

Record-setting retraction
Progress jettisoning crewmen
Cutting tie and retract outpost

On their disorder
Psychiatric attention developed
Guides and drugmakers needed

--Steve Donovan

Marcia Cross' Dual Delivery
FDA Wants Clear Warnings on ADHD Drugs
Spacewalkers Repair Antenna Near Outpost

Investors Trouble Points

The company will pay and will assume millions of debt.
Investors applauded the announcement
then adorned the kids with some new tattoo work.

Due to apparent instability
tonight should be clear with
a bitter cherry on the already spoiled cake.

The deal seems to be a positive
and the paparazzi was subsequently seen partying.
Shareholders reportedly canceled plans.

--Rupert M Loydell

Weather service points to high winds
Whole Foods Delights Investors -- For Now
Britney Spears, A Mommy In Trouble

Gates Contaminated Girls

American researchers report
according to parliament data
purchased media be discarded

analyzed a variety of girls
they were over sexualised
emotional and physical problems

a warning to all consumers
of harmful media objects
vaccine maybe developed

--Melissa Gray

FDA Warns of Salmonella-Contaminated Peanut Butter
Media cited for showing girls as sex objects
Gates joins Canada in AIDS fight

Three Million Sandwich

Almost everyday snow storms stranded,
Slowed momentum too long,
For tarmac travellers, hunched, safe still.

Ice skills at keyhole.
Move forward, step toward,
Introduce and cancel.

Blue delay, promising action,
Repairing reputation, staving off pushing.
Sitting with thoughts and apologies.

--Patrick Davies

Class-action peanut butter suit filed in Seattle
Surgical success linked to skill at video games
JetBlue vows to compensate delayed fliers

Lighting Ivory Moon

Like a giant incandescent trampoline,
A patiently waiting ancient downlight hangs,
Historic ivory fluorescents.

Fascinated millions capture lunar lights,
Intelligent creatures, watchers, like upside down trees,
In both living and dead reality.

Their sentinel mission of refuge to settle,
Install, establish homes amidst the bayous habitat,
And last much longer.

--Patrick Davies

Upside to down lighting
Moon Settlers May Be "Ski" Racers, Helium Miners, TV Stars
Robotic Cameras Join Search For Ivory-billed Woodpecker

The Happy Version

Wait to be a part of stars
To come away from
This truly amazing us

To live is what honours
Lighting the field
Is an honour

Who best prizes the Holy
Will do anything
To be steeped in this

--Martin Stannard

Muse to headline at Isle of Wight
Mark Speaks About Robbie
Sondheim triumphs at Olivier Awards

Elusive Snow Bird

Long beaks in the suburban meltdown
Snowplows
Drivers confirm robotic birds

Across the market
Officials with red beaks
Feared and flapping

In the city
A snow angel
In search of the first

--Katie Bowman

Robotic cameras join search for elusive woodpecker
Tests confirm H5N1 bird flu strain in 2 Moscow districts
Snow-angel makers await Guinness nod

Stricken, Unraveled, Still

Meanwhile, keel down among spacewalking
whales, the gun-toting crew protects astronauts.
Saturday’s ordeal killed our principal, the Ocean.

To hijack speed and power, trick Earth's substorms.
Just brandish abandoned satellites and rockets.
Yesterday, the single latitudes worked.

Holy Canary! The fire doused physics.
It’ll be one sad stopover.
Coffee and carcasses. Cake.

--Lance Newman

Bumpy landing foils plane hijacker
Whaler refuses Greenpeace help
NASA launching 5 satellites on one rocket

Contaminated Friendly Latrine

Peter Pan thrown inward, outward--hails of friendly fire
Nut borne bacteria killed bravery
shot it hopping a fence, contaminated.

It rose in the west, salmonella stung eyes
Snubbed the royal revellers
Sniped Victoria and forgot our hero.

Danced in the Sherbert Mardis Gras
Infected the comrades
Showered and slipped down the latrine.

--Megan Crump

Restaurants offer Mardi Gras reinforcements
The Hunt For Peanut Butter Salmonella Source Continues
'Friendly fire' may have killed VC paratrooper

Life Jars Baby

Pinpoint any amount of whitefish
through cracks in the rock:
Streams, lakes, rain contain the germ.

Salmonella sandwiches people
surrounded by jelly:
Better behaved children suspect Peter Pan.

Smuckers taken by a powerful camera
revealed pregnant life, doctors have warned:
Butter women who do not eat.

--Niall Byrne

Grandest canyon may hold key to life on Mars
Dirty jars suspected in peanut butter contamination
Eat fish to make your baby brighter, women told

Baghdad Killed Image

Troops tighten up their grips for a city as
convoys of weapons searched for rush-hour commuters.
Suspects lamented on bombings that killed 191 leaders.

Spain’s image of a place of doom and gloom.
Searching on a summit of heightened security for leaders
of terrorist Thursday.

More checkpoints attack problem Baghdad with
a trial into image problems that attack suspects,
stopped and searched for brutal bombings.

--Holly Williams

Trial opens in Madrid train bombings
Troops increase checkpoints in Baghdad
Union leaders try to defuse crisis in Guinea

Evolving Better Innovation

After a series of flip-flop battles
an intelligent designer has devised
a way to triple the amount of memory.

The pendulum has once again swung
back on the educational menu.
Most of the static random nasal spray

is typically stored on a live chip and
stimulates debate in the blood and nose.
God would help unclog crippling bottlenecks.

--Rupert M Loydell

Oh God, an evolving saga continues in Kansas
IBM announces chip memory innovation
Study: Nasal spray better than flu shots for children

Fortune Dodge

Writer seeks sceptical
comedian work
nothing incumbent

Impassioned babe will plea
slapped judge blames her
common denominators

Lineup colleagues paid blitz
besmirched leadership dangled
promise hikes leave echoes

-- Bob Garlitz

Does Al Franken have a chance?
Judge issues order on Nicole Smith's baby
Chrysler to cut 13000 jobs

Coast Lights Everything

Rainbow colour communication in bright flashes,
Clean up, disorientate, victims of dollars and scandal,
Revealed in light, despite magical devise.

Million bright flashes, claim vomiting headaches,
Toxic apple, aloof and frightened,
Tens of thousands capturing light inactive.

Flapping forwards, rapid bending,
Forbids future and all its forms
You can only see backwards.

--Patrick Davies

"Dirty Deal" For Victims Of Ivory Coast Waste Scandal
Large squid lights up for attack
Everything but the iPhone

Anti-War Talks Bombs

21,500 pools of blood.
Tigris River. 2 AM. A late-night heart negotiation
shattered. 78 living mannequins blackened by

21,500 pools of blood.
Crowded governments lost marathon killing. House
Democrats rolled parked cars, turned will, encouraged

21,500 pools of blood.
Thunderous blasts and dense debris--denuclearization
pending. Negotiators. Car bombs. Draft. Upside-down.

--Robert Woerheide

Breakthrough Comes in North Korea Nuclear Talks
Car bombs blast Baghdad marketplace
House Democrats Unveil Anti-War Bill

Honeybees Appeal Law

Tens of thousands of Roman Catholic beekeepers
champion fresh killing, or at least a detailed abortion
of specific colonies rising up.

Affected black man is seeking pollination, emphasizing
honey crops low, production cold. White House pledges
Colony Collapse Disorder is all-inclusive.

Freezing voters stay fresh, answer, “Honeybee
eloquence and charisma extraordinary.
Overturn mysterious conservative illness!”

--Robert Woerheide

Portugal fails to overturn abortion law
Mystery Illness Killing U.S. Honeybees by the Thousands
Obama seeks ‘stay fresh’ formula as he tries to widen appeal

Unreal Astronaut Ban

iPod oblivion has gotten people killed:
electronic pedestrians on the streets,
robotic arms and plows gone wrong,

iPod oblivion has led to chain-reaction crashes,
detachment from real communities,
folks unaware of a world beyond.

iPod oblivion has led to slick white stuff,
leads to love triangles on the drive,
kind of effective before the break up.

--Rupert M Loydell

NASA weighs consequences of astronaut love triangle
New York Mulls iPod Ban on City Streets
An 'unreal amount of snow' in U.S.

Last Country Remarks

"I want to get a shotgun, abduct a woman,
Put all of my parking tickets on my mum's card,
And rob a bank like they do in England," she said.

"Apparently there is still a sense of inclusion lingering
Among drug dealers and prostitutes and cops everywhere
But I'm sure we can put it to bed," authorities said.

I just smiled to myself in the rarefied air
And said "I love like a romantic shit. Here's my book.
I thought you might like to read it."

--Martin Stannard

Monday: Pop Shots
Gerrard plays peacemaker over Barton
Astronaut accused of flighty behaviour

Some Triumphant Appearance

Sparkling in sequins, plumes and diamonds
The talismanic children remain sharp
After an absence that bordered on torture

In a typical display of arrogant skilfulness
Bill Python is especially chilling:
The unhappy and bloodied "free world survivor"

It's the miracle boys of The New World Order
With a gloriously funny crudity of expression
Yoked to a secret political position. Hmm.

--Martin Stannard

Jonny Bionic: Wilkinson's amazing comeback
Survivor Kylie breaks up with her 'protector'
Short, sharp and shocking

Spellbound Global Jigsaw

The juggernaut of hype
sent a shock wave across the lucky
millions of people worldwide

Intense hurricanes and cyclones
have certainly transformed
hundreds of scientists worldwide.

The last remaining problem
is accelerating human activity
on the path to independence.

--Rupert M Loydell

Global Warming Shock Wave Awakens World Leaders
How JK Rowling has us spellbound
Balkan jigsaw seeks final piece

Crush. Contrite Thinker.

You’re so deeply under 39.
Two devices make friends
on impact.

Boisterous Mayor, phones, sorry bombs
cost Time. Forced grins’ll melt
Climate Teen.

Rise firm, finest advertisements! Show
Half Scientific, Inc.
direst ice.

--Lance Newman

Warning on climate change threats
Newsom apologizes for affair
Company Will Pay Boston After Scare Over Ads

Incandescent Cartoon Slur

Our city got large on efficient networks
and underground power. Until there was traffic,
thought, it seems, was major surgery.

Thought, it seems, was major surgery
when our city got large on efficient networks
and underground power. It was traffic.

Underground power was really traffic.
Thought, it seems, was major surgery
after our city got large on efficient networks.

--Lance Newman

Ad scheme triggers bomb scare
TV footage of Castro shows improvement in his health
Might California Ban the Old Bulb?

Propane Circuit Weekend

Fires leave pictures,
leave prices,
piles.

My manager exploded
right on
camera.

Ancient telescope site.
Tuesday’s broken
again.

--Lance Newman

Workers' village unearthed near Stonehenge circle
Gas Station Explosion Kills 4 in W.Va.
Astronomers mourn Hubble breakdown

From Catastrophe to the Moon

(Where Dreams Come True)

40 years ago Saturday
the Prince got on that white horse
where it was parked between performances.

The vehicle had been hot-wired
so they took time to fix it.
Good, old-fashioned work.

The dragon-slaying Prince
photographed nude and expanded
died atop some kind of rocket.

--Rupert M Loydell

Apollo 1 astronauts honored at Cape
Fugitive, singer's bus are found
David Beckham Plays Prince for Disney

Riding with the King

The man with the guitar named Camilla
was suffering leaked episodes.
She refused to comment

before appearances were scheduled.
He has an illegal history,
continued to appeal to rockers.

The couple are scheduled to receive
a replica copyright infringment
then take a look at famous faces.

--Rupert M Loydell

Google and YouTube: A Catch-22
BB King Hospitalized for Unknown Reasons
Prince Charles Begins Weekend U.S. Trip

Issue Over Evidence

The sun agreed the delicate edgy relationship
Has taken another turn for the worse
What a great start to the New Year

I think it's about making him look worried
We are so deserving — it's unbelievable news
The statement said, without elaborating

The moon denied making those remarks,
But the damage may already have been done
It was petty for him to come out with that nonsense

--Martin Stannard

Fashion bosses agree to debate on skinny models
Emma has a Bunton in the oven
Tired? Wenger is being petty, fumes Ferguson

Funny Firepower

Electrical penetration cannot
reach the brain's insula where
feelings translate into craving.

Seek neither cockfight nor insight,
beauty nor tractor pull nor model toys,
but enjoy this primitive madness.

Never witness the added tasteless little twist
where grief signals the agony flashed
by having a dynamic "quickie" with the caterer.

--Bob Garlitz

Tragedy, comedy find release in 'Catch'
Trigger-Happy 'Smokin' Aces': Playing With Firepower
Brain damage kills craving for nicotine

Crash Pinpointed Hands-Off Scoop

Pilots' chatter prompted the throw down
but distraction taxied the ugly squabble
within rules set by the blood test.

Gorgeous Goglia divides two-finger
scrolling, kinda insisting hurt feelings
keep his foot out of his slur.

"He needs to just not press the backlash,"
asserts the divided Jobs. Much-touted
scratches keynote the adorable accident.

--Bob Garlitz

No cause pinpointed in crash
Scoop! 'Grey's Anatomy' cast: It's war!
Apple iPhone: our in-depth, hands-off impressions

To Sell Oversee

Armed troops court few
President sending his powerful come
Terror says Mr. Foreign

Terror says Mr. Foreign
By pulpit court few
President sending his powerful come

President sending his powerful come
Shortly terror says Mr. Foreign
Armed Troops court few

--Terri Saul

Senate moves toward a clash with Bush
A hard sell
Secret court to oversee U.S. spying program

Republican Sponsorship Virus

The scientists say that Bush is like
a haemorrhage in reality,
that the racist virus replicates

and the Democrats are fracturing.
A hurled t.v. commands the process,
immune to foreign threats of attack,

forcing the candidates to question
who said what in the primate congress.
Financial backing for war persists.

--Simon Turner

Senate moves toward a clash with Bush
Study: 1918 flu virus lethal to primates
TV Show Hit By Racism Row Goes On As Sponsor Pulls Out

Secret Clickwheel Ambitions

Somehow our pants stayed up
at the same time as the president
had the authority to eavesdrop.

We frayed our braces and stripped.
The hand of a Doomsday Clock
moved minutes closer to midnight.

Some of the clouds of dust
have been cleared away,
leaving us licking our wounds.

--Rupert M Loydell

Doomsday Clock moves closer to The End
Administration ending warrantless phone taps
Future gazing

Skeptical Obama Technology

White House to U.S. interconnect prototype created.
Less power-hungry as a neighbor, and programmable.
Presidential researchers expressed hopes.

Barack Obama questioned heavy--papers, chips, nanowires.
Mailing-list tensions packed President Bush.
Sectarian transistors computing violence reception.

Condoleeza Rice announced King Abdullah nomination,
and intentions to prolong a weak Iraq. Rice skeptical
Washington’s filing morass figured out.

--Robert Woerheide

HP Develops New Chip Technology
Obama moves nearer to presidential run
Saudi Arabia skeptical about Iraqi government

Important Stationary Awards

Wow! Man! Over the weekend a stationary bike
broke the world record for most irrelevance.
The old record was set last year by Beyonce.

Stalled on a road to nowhere, a spokesperson
repeated the words "road map" nine times
in a pair of shorts, made it clear that police

were no longer interested in dysfunction,
were done with his ride. I have always dreamed
but never, ever this big. Thank you so much.

--Rupert M Loydell

Man Pedals Way into Guinness Book of World Records
Rice is stalled on a road to nowhere
Beyonce's 'Dreamgirls' wins Golden Globes

Wrenching Sloppy Necks

Hold your minutes, console fans.
Ms. Mother-of-Three insists defense is a headache.
Her toilet part cheered at the hanging.

Hold your minutes, water gurus.
It’s that weary Arab noose. Wii!
Hooded half-brother, quickly, home, home.

Hold your minutes, jumpsuit players.
Baghdad’s big five hyped the gallows.
After Friday’s crying, we scored, drank, unraveled. Goal!

--Lance Newman

Down and out. Chargers' season comes to end
Water overdose kills woman in Wii challenge
Saddam aides hanged, film shows brother beheaded

Wicked HD History

Yesterday ago, a huge party boy,
a shoo-in, his do all domination, say,
pierced for survival, altogether video,

said, “Ride the deal, Mr. Public, keep it gangly,
with posters, a two-bedroom production.”
But Jackie, years are the new adult terror.

Was his expensive face did or disorder?
Troubling day-to-day playgrounds.
Snatch-fest. Go home, Jacques. Later.

--Lance Newman

Sarkozy's distorted vision
HD DVD gets boost from porn industry
Experts: Mo. Boy Controlled by Captor

Spirited Presidential Decision

I am not surprised.
Fraught with logistical problems,
barely a year has passed,

winning history nearly scuttled
showing signs of emotional fatigue.
He did not want choice for his future.

Nervous or elated,
left out of the set-up,
he went for a different challenge.

--Rupert M Loydell

England exit left Beckham with little choice says Wenger
Denver to host party in 2008
The pressure's on

Crashed FAQ Offensive

After air and answers arriving,
as attention bore broader children,
conflict cooperation could flare.

Fortunately (from generated
George) his ideological life
made many marines more new objects.

Of officials playing President,
prime-time questions, some speculation.
Troops unanswered under war wreckage.

--Scott Rettberg

Macworld Expo: iPhone FAQ v.1
President Calls For Diplomatic Offense For War In Iraq
Parts of crashed plane surface

Simple House Frenzy

Thousands commend a Middleton upward media queen
for hitting opposite-field in a doorstep.
Simple things led to magnificent things:

Parking potential, radiation of her British things:
"We was like She was been a bankable queen.”
Two voters rushed empty cargo containers to her doorstep.

Between the third baseman and the shortstop
giving each state Security things,
“We've never had anyone unanimous queen.”

-- Melanie Hubbard

Media Frenzy over Prince William's Girlfriend
Gwynn and Ripken: It's that simple
House OKs anti-terror bill -- 1st item of Dems' agenda

Losing Plan Discussed

Losers
kill all,
micromanaging troop increase,

unleashing swift agonizing downfall.
"I sat, sulked, a mask
possibly proposing prosecutors, ignited, ticked away."

President will exterminate thousands to end season.
He believed the ultimate fireworks would cheer him.
Silently incapable, a former voice in the final block.

--Scott Rettberg

Bush Prepares to Announce New Iraq Plan
Saddam and cousin discussed killing thousands: tapes
NFL: Giants put up fight, but end up losing

Naive Travel Installation

The Vatican's mission on Broadway
will require Americans to produce a new
mixture of leather applause and slick nostalgia.

Popular Caribbean Archbishop of resignation,
Sandy Newton Zuko, will choreograph and finesse
teen grease, pink passports and open casting skirts.

The titled lead says the idea is to mirror the secret police,
acknowledge communist talent, audition babies,
and entitle anyone with a hairbrush.

--Bob Garlitz

Polish archbishop quits amid row
Clerk of Court to Drop Processing Passports
Grease revival seeks talent