Outside the peninsula's first church,
three surprise assassinations.
Seismic family collapse.
Styled military pomp eclipsed
undercover mourner troves.
Absent bugles, hometown strategists
ordered laboratory discipline.
A toppled blouse earthquaked
history's registered desire.
--David Stinson
Violence marked his rise, rule and fall
Vast ice shelf collapses in the Arctic
No Pomp for a President in Repose
A former heavyweight sailor
in Noida shocking young children
like half-a-dozen news agencies.
The buzzing industrial dry gutter of a Capital,
cocaine-powered, sexually revealed,
suffered a minor domestic discovery.
All skeletons detained
in the sheriff's vehicle, officials said,
were to be freed under supervision.
--Brendan Lee
Recovery of skeletons of children sends shock waves
Mike Tyson faces cocaine charge
Two U.S. sailors die after falling from submarine
Hatred of
their drastic industries,
hatred of their legal rituals
polluting
the filtered night, stark as
a spiritual malnutrition.
Rhetoric
pilgrim, your animal
climate cleanses the black valley stone.
--David Stinson
Saddam's spiritual letter denounces hatred
Plight of polar bear forces Bush to recognise climate threat
3 million Muslims begin annual hajj pilgrim in Mecca
troubled heart, witness my life. sacrifice popular
therapy. the hip rush to the surface. drugs be hanged! over
the long term, failure will make fractures influence
celebration, but god will use his explosive influence
to make millions. it may seem weird to be popular,
to be greater than most, more profound. over
and again, true men suffer, their cries written over
ulcers, echoes of the underdog, while killings influence
or inhibit bewildered lawyers who want to be popular.
--Evie Shockley
Saddam Sees Death as Sacrifice
Remembering a Legendary Underdog
Fracture Risk, Medication Link
Not happy with Christian civilization?
Don't delay! We've got promotional prices
on Muslim, Jewish, even Mormon values.
Find allopathic evidence lacking?
Try Ayurveda! Let our yoga gurus
fashion a beautiful mantra for you.
Redeem a pranayama gift card.
Holy cures 50 percent off. Markdowns
on everything! Buy! Buy! Buy!
--David Stinson
Shoppers hit malls day before Christmas
Ramdev invites Ramadoss
VA Congressman's Comments Sparks Religious Controversy
Redundant astronaut seeking long-term attention
including unique nurses to participate in
somewhat uncommon operations.
Activities conducted with proper care,
but some doctors arrested, incarcerated,
then released and followed.
Only three outcomes possible so far
but none avoid collapsing consolidation.
Few losses, one exception excluded.
--Tom Trusty
Health Care Shortage in L.A Jail System Leads to Death
NASA has had a wonderful 2006: on to 2007!
Airline Mergers: Ready for Takeoff?
In their winsome epithets whir
Rosie’s no slouch with rich
words. His net worth’s a comb-over
to a bankrupt snakeoil salesman!
To which the Donald poisonously
slagged: She’s a slob! And also
talks like a fat truck driver. Rosie,
trump-fully back: Donald, sit & spin on it.
--Ed Higgins
Rosie Beats Trump, By Numbers
Trump, O'Donnell trade blows
Christmas Cranks 2006: Trump and O'Donnell tie
hesitate flight of outrageously nuclear
came Santa Claus from however afraid
stole comb-over despite associated
continues ambitions for annually alert
remains months in further private
bans the night through much alleged
leave pursuit across outrageously sweeping
boosed reindeer in however serious
tracks bemusement through annually first
--Michael Helsem
U.N. Security Council Passes Iran Sanctions
NORAD Keeps Track of Santa
Christmas Cranks 2006: Trump and O'Donnell tie
I woke up this morning to cagey
government forces in a war of words.
These two billionaires baited
cowering civilian officials for talk show
accounts. Their concern was heavy
as Christmas charity. Subsequent BBC
video images: nightclothes peppered
with bloodstains, rumbling tanks convoy
to Haditha, a local explodes.
--David Stinson
After Charges, Looking Back on Haditha
Somali civilians flee fighting
Rosie Beats Trump, By Numbers
What transplanted family finally
states its daughter--no remedy--
married a future corpse? She’ll bag custody,
share the will. Legal custody,
Dr. Dignity, is not medical, never finalizes
the pressures of that fatal remedy,
that failure of eleventh-hour remedies
for overdoses on Christmas domestics. Custody
rides on real medicine cabinets. That’s final.
--Lance Newman
More Troops? Come on.
Warnings on common painkillers may get stronger
Eminem's divorce finalized
Sun
dipped bad-girl
mainstreaming dementia chic,
trading
power glam
for soft-core casual.
She's
plunging galaxies
for jigsaw fame.
--David Stinson
In Miss USA drama, comeuppance for US 'raunch culture'
The dawn of time - after 13 billion years in the darkroom
'Tis nobler in the mind to read Shakespeare
Another fixed-wing pageant
till Kentucky’s
businessmen
discover pretty Sheriff
Tara’s rewired
heart.
Will someone crown
Spacewalking Joe
Tycoon?
--Lance Newman
Trump Lets Troubled Miss USA Keep her Crown
Dead climber's photos lessen hope 2 others alive
Discovery crew begins trek home
After a final inspection,
The man who gave us
Our lovely childhood bid farewell
And then headed into the spaceship.
The red light. The critical shield.
The rookie left behind where all
The innocent worked. Who on this planet
Has not heard of these?
I'm not entirely sure.
--Jason Gray
Second arrest in uk prostitutes’ killings
Astronauts bid station crew farewell
Thank You for the Cartoons, Mr. Barbera
A soldier, a convert, he sees
nuclear Christians loosed
on his eternal country.
They plagued the North with narcotic
Rapture, leveraged Revelation on young
brothers for capital in heaven.
A political Saturday in Arizona,
his unifying blood prayer said,
he steps out among the people.
--David Stinson
US Senator Asks Europeans To Send Troops To Southern Afghanistan
Bitterness in Beijing over North Korea's betrayal may mean war
Grand Theft Christianity
Welcome to our first online execution.
The condemned array themselves
in masks, with swords and clubs.
Angel-headed gamers balked,
botched the topless killings
of three criminal spacewalkers.
So, our final method:
Reroute console wires past
the straps for lethal burns.
--Lance Newman
Sunita takes her first walk in space
Botched killing puts Death Row on hold
Flying Wii remotes prompt world recall
A war community, fossilized
in some prehistoric
disorder,
with a genetic clan perception.
A function of country
disappeared
the inhabited sky. Drugged city
mammals embargoed the
evidence.
--David Stinson
Researchers Find Gene Tied to Perception of Pain
Looming Somalian war menaces whole region - UN
Squirrelly little guy flew with the dinosaurs
Another serial American killing days, years
by the moon. I conquered migrant miles,
a rushed spree asteroiding to death,
dicing weekend planets on liquid death.
Brazen walker, enigmatic searcher, the years'
feint orbit mapped titan miles
on my naked body. Surprisingly, new miles
arrive tarlike, natural as a wary death
and I volcano each discovered year.
--David Stinson
Missing Texans and New Yorker all seasoned climbers
Police in race to save life
Mountains and more revealed on surface of frigid Saturn moon
Known once as invasion,
apartheid is to industry
as antidepressants to alone.
Savage movie churches hunt
adolescents in hinterlands
abandoned to superhighways.
Warning: native ancients monitor
checkpoints, the settlers occupied
with a thrilling veneer of atrocities.
--Lance Newman
FDA: Suicide Warning on Drug Label
Carter’s Rhetoric of Apartheid
'Apocalypto' does disservice to its subjects
Peace
books
field,
fields
peace
book.
Book
fields
peace.
--Lance Newman
FDA: Suicide Warning on Drug Label
Carter’s Rhetoric of Apartheid
'Apocalypto' does disservice to its subjects
Harrowing
desert star,
warm this tomb.
Wing
us over
barren polar floes.
Robotic
ice animals,
endangered earth children.
--David Stinson
Ice Age 2040: The Meltdown of the North Pole
Astronauts prepare for Tuesday spacewalk
Angelina wants more than 3 kids
London, we’re killing Omaha
with radioactive moons. That abdominal buzz
says, “Go to the unmistakeable Kingdom.”
London, we’re killing Omaha
with Jurassic plankton. The “chewing” disease
says, “Soft hotel in underwater Scotland.”
London, we’re killing Omaha
with kidney investors. The murder dick
says, “It’s an open market planet, marine.”
--Lance Newman
'Walking Dirty Bomb' Tells of London Meetings
Taco Bell Distributor Passes Inspection
Jurassic shrimp resurfaces
First the birds leak outside,
awakened in a brouhaha of prayers.
Guadalupe's apparition warmed blood
stained flags. Blessed Muslim mother,
what oil war frees your tradition?
We're blogosphere incarnate here.
Book five to one on catastrophe.
This hulk's shipping water
and all we do is pray.
--David Stinson
At swearing in, congressman wants to carry Koran. Outrage ensues.
Mexico's patron saint impacts lives worldwide
At Pearl Harbor, a cautious wait
Predawn hostage checks his tower,
and dismissed the gunshot sky.
Exiled gazer, downtown hammer.
Unable to make it to the spy house,
he turned east and yelled it won’t be him.
Defected witness, chained director.
Viewing in the very skies he dismissed,
hundreds of planets twinkle in snarled orbit.
Obscure commuter, armed critic.
--Tom Trusty
Planetary triple play on deck Sunday
4 dead in Chicago office tower shooting
Traces of radiation linked to Litvinenko case found in Germany
Rumor blast: The U.S. state's hot. Nuclear.
The Group’s official shares look south.
Theory? Foreign merger activity died.
Who briefed the Street by handheld?
In the Bank underground, secure
deposit fever ignited three agencies.
Their nowhere sector’s happened and done.
Rescue workers start Monday at Congress, Ltd.
Any port in a firestorm. With company.
--Lance Newman
Lightning bolt blamed for explosion that trapped miners
U.S. plans nuclear scans of cargo
Bank Of America Looks Abroad
If the event appraisal features barren images
take an expert along. Skirt the current
and follow, say, Josephine, your wife.
The swamp, full of daughters. Your wife
irresponsibly spins the mountains. Imagine
if spacecraft believed reasonably current
maps. I mean Mars could help our current
strategy for incentivizing life. Ask your wife,
does a Red executive make a Gold image?
--Lance Newman
Expert on Iraq report: Elephant produces mouse
We've found water on Mars, scientists say
Missing dad leaving clothing and map markers
Stranded
invasion prescription.
Rescuers search profitability.
Realism
drug to
sustain Iraq withdrawal.
Pfizer
flatly dismissed
winning honest praise.
--Robert Woerheide
Analysis: Pfizer's heyday might be past
Searchers keep up hunt for CNET editor in rugged terrain
Gates admits U.S. not winning Iraq war
Many years, over the ongoing day,
our ways telescope and circle
every blueprint, every variety, yes.
Specifically we need voltaic speech. "Yes
hilltops corrupt incentive. Sanguine days
disrupt short-term growth. Circle
the chairman I say! Circle
the fabricated master! Yes,
we'll prospect sunlight this day."
--David Stinson
Scientists gather to discuss moon plans
Those Daffy Democrats!
Fed Chief Says Inflation Is “Uncomfortably High”
Some wanting’s tied
to touchdown worries.
Male as treading hormones.
Some wanting’s tied
to virtuoso sidewalk play.
So ejaculate good will.
Some wanting’s tied
to stormy high-end hits.
Holy juke-box pregnancy.
--Lance Newman
With One Move, Brady Displays His Value to Patriots
Ancient Christian site becomes 'very sensitive ground' for pope
Sugaring the pill
President Earth comes falling,
emoting top-to-bottom,
collapsing through the railing.
They ocean him, his supporters.
They staff his voice for years,
on home time, under cloudy water.
“My record now, Chairman Mogul,
re-author it. Make war later, better.
Have troops. Have podium. Have hospital."
--Lance Newman
U.S. Involved in Iraq Longer Than WW II
Berlusconi Slumps Over During Speech
Researchers record underwater eruption
He syndicates three-hour standoffs
on the democratic videocamera.
He earmarks Argentina’s genomic future.
He heckles Fidel’s crossbreed wheat
to recover California’s ancient genes.
He rants his police radio to bread.
He broadcasts profane sitcoms
to camouflage his racial pain.
He surrenders everywhere.
--Lance Newman
Richards to Appear on Civil Rights Show
Miami cartoonist is held after newspaper standoff
Breakthrough in genetics sows better wheat seed
Even an all-professional Army
can’t control midnight militiamen.
Grenade-littered slums fight for bellies, not TVs.
But Mr. All-Out Dollars and Carts smells
wholesale mortars and Wal-Mart lunch,
revenge for poisoned health and neighborhoods.
Shoppers should surge outside the malls,
but Baghdad’s battering Black Friday’s
flat-screen flames, killing the holiday spread.
--Lance Newman
Blood bath across Iraq
U.S. shoppers hit stores on "Black Friday"
Former Spy Blames Putin Before Dying
Pardon the safety factor. We’re live.
We’re steering, wheeling by the sun,
chopping Mondays for a drink.
Author, pilot, counterfeiter, let’s drink
to beasts, to age spots, to kingpins live
as Mother’s melanoma. Palm the sun’s
body. Fill your grain tube. The sun
touches your sexy device. Breathe. Live.
Blow as long as you’re immune. Drink.
--Lance Newman
Bush Pardons Thanksgiving Turkeys
In Study, Distance Running Is Tied to Skin Cancer Risk
New strategies to thwart drunken driving
Alluring evolutionary incident:
Chimpanzees trying
Lolita!
Wizened Iraqi killed
attractive Russian.
Assault!
Roadside mating published,
civilian pleaded,
“Sexpot!”
--Robert Woerheide
For male chimps, older females are hotter
Marine Pleads Guilty To Reduced Charges
Radioactive material suspected in attack
Virtual conscription site
on-screen: "Server
Nation."
“We’re into achievement!
We've overcome
scrubbing!”
Monday’s grey recruits
pledge data,
replicate.
--Lance Newman
Director Robert Altman dead at 81
Rangel's call to reinstate draft meets resistance
Grey Goo Worm Hits Second Life
Mushrooming sandcastle users,
way armed,
buck
the caustic prairie.
Avatars down
40%.
Nothing’s human clean.
Draft worms
wave.
--Lance Newman
Director Robert Altman dead at 81
Rangel's call to reinstate draft meets resistance
Grey Goo Worm Hits Second Life
launched reports - changed for days
unruly crowd shooting - not long ago
mayhem - thousands - millions more
after years - international rubbish
ringed thousands - allow - crew
jettison - superfluous or broken
none too soon - two weeks
fulfilled a thud - me - milestone in
ethics questioned - effort of both
--Katy Acheson
NASA set to trash strict rules on rubbish
Zune's tune is sweet despite issues
Nintendo Wii has peaceful, plentiful launch in US
Having offered no sobs of first shame
electric patients pouring eulogy
rivals the outrage of lingered voice
Resigning in disappointed ground
surreal mourners deny father’s tears
weathering the emerging mountains
Flawed between mild ages
thousands of combined stars unraveled
swung and faced the west
--Tom Trusty
Dementia drugs ruling to be challenged
Ohio State Charges Into B.C.S. Title Game
Through the tears, Foley remembers father as good man
Scientists sky a dolce bride. Just cruise.
Just ping the mirrored atmosphere.
Nature can outmuscle, outwit mutation.
Media dogs study Tiber time.
A broadcast flurry on the wrong lakeside,
but the journal’s in the can. No static.
Smith, MD, bounces strength cells
off electrified castles. Protein faithful,
Leonid’s genetic! Eternal!
--Lance Newman
Stem Cells Help Dogs With Muscular Dystrophy
How to Hear the Leonid Meteor Shower
Stars Cruise to Roman wedding
Mister Broadcaster, can you incorporate
the border of disorder when youngsters
will disintegrate to regulate their weight?
Get with the American program: kill a man
to lose a kilogram, then criticize the rising skies.
Exclude all food for years, for fear. Can we generalize?
Adverts up their skirts in the media? Exactly.
There’s no affect. We just infect the product
and put the dress to work. Look. Spark. Shock.
--Lance Newman
U.S. Searching for Americans Abducted in Southern Iraq
Junk food ads ban for children's TV
Anorexic model weighing just 40 kilograms dies
“In history, ‘ties’ go to the Pope
and ‘celibacy’ goes
with male rule
like a late September frontrunner
with populist sniping.
Then again
even permanent Elizabeth
excommunicated
The Left, Inc.”
--Lance Newman
French Socialists to pick presidential candidate
Vatican reaffirms celibacy for priests
Royals to visit for Jamestown anniversary
in Town, a service Town, the city's heart,
Parliament eyes gay gay sex rights, who
couples friendly, unofficial, sparking high,
rise sunbaking, down lung released,
cancer driving South, Smoking melanomas,
ageing women and much of Wednesday.
and the epidemic by our own Diabetes Maori
could end a possible Victorian extinction.
'That is the is of yesterday', began the Professor.
--Ivy Alvarez
South African gays celebrate unions being made legal
Lung, skin cancer rising in NSW women
Diabetes threatens Aborigine extinction
Percutaneous intervention cascades and
Kevin Federline runs, clogged but peaceful.
Manhattan agreement went to work:
baby blockage; coronary plaque power;
blond heart warheads split. Confidentiality
centrifuges run far, vessels bomb mechanically.
Celebrity nuclear agreement plants marital uranium,
atomic bomb chains lodged in arteries.
Britney Spears says, “make me look beautiful.”
--Robert Woerheide
Common Heart Procedure Shown Ineffective
Brit’s Look Says, ‘I’m Back’
Iran wants 60,000 atomic centrifuges
No dream can change
assassin networks, white
corporate frontlines.
No dream can change
virtualized legacies,
archived environments.
No dream can change
population sysadmins.
Workers unite!
--David Stinson
Groundbreaking held for MLK memorial
Dallas suburb could enact local anti-illegal immigration laws
EMC connects virtualisation to storage
Our marketing people say switch
your fossil-fuel vapor drive
for a rocking eco-luxury power-train!
Our marketing people say switch
your custom grandmaster sound
for dual-fuel stainless-steel djs!
Our marketing people say switch
your breath and seven senses
for the hydrogen romance of real-time!
--Lance Newman
Air guitar you can wear
Driving a Hydrogen "Eco-Luxury" Car
Grandmaster Flash, T.I., honored
Holy retailers, destroy our old nemesis
this marketing season. Perhaps the red types
cast their eyes upon a Christian Christmas?
Fine! They couldn't free a dollar
from committee or capture two
headlines to end this war.
Meddling Democratic comandante,
you will see Mexico walled
and children dedicated to identity.
--David Stinson
Keeping Christmas under wraps
The Marxist Turned Caudillo: A Family Story
Deer frees itself from plastic pumpkin
Our upright-walking president recalls the pain,
the pill, of his continental thumpin'
and rings obedient Homo Bipartisan
on the telephone. “Hey girly guy, we diet
on fruits, nuts, and grasses in Texas.
Its clubbier out there, drier, more private.
Scout, we’re all hominids, neighbors, kin
since Africa. What say we vaporize?
Patriot, let’s sell generic aspirin.”
--Lance Newman
For Bush, it's now all about face
Contaminated With Metal, a Painkiller Is Recalled
Tooth Finding Shakes Human Family Tree
Virtues
And weaknesses.
Take my pulse.
Clinically,
Disease takes
Us all hostage.
Breathe
Great calm.
Tastes of cancer.
--David Stinson
Map of sea urchin genome is drawn
What to Expect From Bob Gates
Control freaks
One militant led raging
resembles the diameter of war
that pole typically least concentric
Departure confirmed defeat
while at times the rest detected
another human defense
The spent majority in position
Incumbent hands swirling celebrating
Clockwise Americans claimed final images
--Tom Trusty
Al Qaeda releases message
Democrats celebrate Senate win
Spacecraft beams back images of Saturn hurricane
But how? W’s successors
spoke the language of joysticks?
Shoot and ride. Real “sophisticated.”
And why? Internet gamers
watch extreme footage of the war?
Duck and cover. How “global.”
Now what? The long-faced Queen
adopts the teens of Iraq?
Stick and move. So "wicked."
--Lance Newman
A softer edge to the same old hard line
The empire strikes back
MI5 chief: Terror threat growing
Herded rabbis work elections.
Newly shrewd lesbians
cut off top, disturbing the peace.
Oval Office cooperation reaching
ascendant same-sex mounts.
Agreement called “folding
government campaign.”
Religious extremist attacks
booked. Suffering promised.
--Robert Woerheide
Bush Pledges Bipartisan Cooperation
Hamas Offers to End Rule if Aid Resumes
Gays Arrested Trying To March In Jerusalem
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