Outside the peninsula's first church,
three surprise assassinations.
Seismic family collapse.
Styled military pomp eclipsed
undercover mourner troves.
Absent bugles, hometown strategists
ordered laboratory discipline.
A toppled blouse earthquaked
history's registered desire.
--David Stinson
Violence marked his rise, rule and fall
Vast ice shelf collapses in the Arctic
No Pomp for a President in Repose
A former heavyweight sailor
in Noida shocking young children
like half-a-dozen news agencies.
The buzzing industrial dry gutter of a Capital,
cocaine-powered, sexually revealed,
suffered a minor domestic discovery.
All skeletons detained
in the sheriff's vehicle, officials said,
were to be freed under supervision.
--Brendan Lee
Recovery of skeletons of children sends shock waves
Mike Tyson faces cocaine charge
Two U.S. sailors die after falling from submarine
Hatred of
their drastic industries,
hatred of their legal rituals
polluting
the filtered night, stark as
a spiritual malnutrition.
Rhetoric
pilgrim, your animal
climate cleanses the black valley stone.
--David Stinson
Saddam's spiritual letter denounces hatred
Plight of polar bear forces Bush to recognise climate threat
3 million Muslims begin annual hajj pilgrim in Mecca
troubled heart, witness my life. sacrifice popular
therapy. the hip rush to the surface. drugs be hanged! over
the long term, failure will make fractures influence
celebration, but god will use his explosive influence
to make millions. it may seem weird to be popular,
to be greater than most, more profound. over
and again, true men suffer, their cries written over
ulcers, echoes of the underdog, while killings influence
or inhibit bewildered lawyers who want to be popular.
--Evie Shockley
Saddam Sees Death as Sacrifice
Remembering a Legendary Underdog
Fracture Risk, Medication Link
Not happy with Christian civilization?
Don't delay! We've got promotional prices
on Muslim, Jewish, even Mormon values.
Find allopathic evidence lacking?
Try Ayurveda! Let our yoga gurus
fashion a beautiful mantra for you.
Redeem a pranayama gift card.
Holy cures 50 percent off. Markdowns
on everything! Buy! Buy! Buy!
--David Stinson
Shoppers hit malls day before Christmas
Ramdev invites Ramadoss
VA Congressman's Comments Sparks Religious Controversy
Redundant astronaut seeking long-term attention
including unique nurses to participate in
somewhat uncommon operations.
Activities conducted with proper care,
but some doctors arrested, incarcerated,
then released and followed.
Only three outcomes possible so far
but none avoid collapsing consolidation.
Few losses, one exception excluded.
--Tom Trusty
Health Care Shortage in L.A Jail System Leads to Death
NASA has had a wonderful 2006: on to 2007!
Airline Mergers: Ready for Takeoff?
In their winsome epithets whir
Rosie’s no slouch with rich
words. His net worth’s a comb-over
to a bankrupt snakeoil salesman!
To which the Donald poisonously
slagged: She’s a slob! And also
talks like a fat truck driver. Rosie,
trump-fully back: Donald, sit & spin on it.
--Ed Higgins
Rosie Beats Trump, By Numbers
Trump, O'Donnell trade blows
Christmas Cranks 2006: Trump and O'Donnell tie
hesitate flight of outrageously nuclear
came Santa Claus from however afraid
stole comb-over despite associated
continues ambitions for annually alert
remains months in further private
bans the night through much alleged
leave pursuit across outrageously sweeping
boosed reindeer in however serious
tracks bemusement through annually first
--Michael Helsem
U.N. Security Council Passes Iran Sanctions
NORAD Keeps Track of Santa
Christmas Cranks 2006: Trump and O'Donnell tie
I woke up this morning to cagey
government forces in a war of words.
These two billionaires baited
cowering civilian officials for talk show
accounts. Their concern was heavy
as Christmas charity. Subsequent BBC
video images: nightclothes peppered
with bloodstains, rumbling tanks convoy
to Haditha, a local explodes.
--David Stinson
After Charges, Looking Back on Haditha
Somali civilians flee fighting
Rosie Beats Trump, By Numbers
What transplanted family finally
states its daughter--no remedy--
married a future corpse? She’ll bag custody,
share the will. Legal custody,
Dr. Dignity, is not medical, never finalizes
the pressures of that fatal remedy,
that failure of eleventh-hour remedies
for overdoses on Christmas domestics. Custody
rides on real medicine cabinets. That’s final.
--Lance Newman
More Troops? Come on.
Warnings on common painkillers may get stronger
Eminem's divorce finalized
Sun
dipped bad-girl
mainstreaming dementia chic,
trading
power glam
for soft-core casual.
She's
plunging galaxies
for jigsaw fame.
--David Stinson
In Miss USA drama, comeuppance for US 'raunch culture'
The dawn of time - after 13 billion years in the darkroom
'Tis nobler in the mind to read Shakespeare
Another fixed-wing pageant
till Kentucky’s
businessmen
discover pretty Sheriff
Tara’s rewired
heart.
Will someone crown
Spacewalking Joe
Tycoon?
--Lance Newman
Trump Lets Troubled Miss USA Keep her Crown
Dead climber's photos lessen hope 2 others alive
Discovery crew begins trek home
After a final inspection,
The man who gave us
Our lovely childhood bid farewell
And then headed into the spaceship.
The red light. The critical shield.
The rookie left behind where all
The innocent worked. Who on this planet
Has not heard of these?
I'm not entirely sure.
--Jason Gray
Second arrest in uk prostitutes’ killings
Astronauts bid station crew farewell
Thank You for the Cartoons, Mr. Barbera
A soldier, a convert, he sees
nuclear Christians loosed
on his eternal country.
They plagued the North with narcotic
Rapture, leveraged Revelation on young
brothers for capital in heaven.
A political Saturday in Arizona,
his unifying blood prayer said,
he steps out among the people.
--David Stinson
US Senator Asks Europeans To Send Troops To Southern Afghanistan
Bitterness in Beijing over North Korea's betrayal may mean war
Grand Theft Christianity
Welcome to our first online execution.
The condemned array themselves
in masks, with swords and clubs.
Angel-headed gamers balked,
botched the topless killings
of three criminal spacewalkers.
So, our final method:
Reroute console wires past
the straps for lethal burns.
--Lance Newman
Sunita takes her first walk in space
Botched killing puts Death Row on hold
Flying Wii remotes prompt world recall
A war community, fossilized
in some prehistoric
disorder,
with a genetic clan perception.
A function of country
disappeared
the inhabited sky. Drugged city
mammals embargoed the
evidence.
--David Stinson
Researchers Find Gene Tied to Perception of Pain
Looming Somalian war menaces whole region - UN
Squirrelly little guy flew with the dinosaurs
Another serial American killing days, years
by the moon. I conquered migrant miles,
a rushed spree asteroiding to death,
dicing weekend planets on liquid death.
Brazen walker, enigmatic searcher, the years'
feint orbit mapped titan miles
on my naked body. Surprisingly, new miles
arrive tarlike, natural as a wary death
and I volcano each discovered year.
--David Stinson
Missing Texans and New Yorker all seasoned climbers
Police in race to save life
Mountains and more revealed on surface of frigid Saturn moon
Known once as invasion,
apartheid is to industry
as antidepressants to alone.
Savage movie churches hunt
adolescents in hinterlands
abandoned to superhighways.
Warning: native ancients monitor
checkpoints, the settlers occupied
with a thrilling veneer of atrocities.
--Lance Newman
FDA: Suicide Warning on Drug Label
Carter’s Rhetoric of Apartheid
'Apocalypto' does disservice to its subjects
Peace
books
field,
fields
peace
book.
Book
fields
peace.
--Lance Newman
FDA: Suicide Warning on Drug Label
Carter’s Rhetoric of Apartheid
'Apocalypto' does disservice to its subjects
Harrowing
desert star,
warm this tomb.
Wing
us over
barren polar floes.
Robotic
ice animals,
endangered earth children.
--David Stinson
Ice Age 2040: The Meltdown of the North Pole
Astronauts prepare for Tuesday spacewalk
Angelina wants more than 3 kids
London, we’re killing Omaha
with radioactive moons. That abdominal buzz
says, “Go to the unmistakeable Kingdom.”
London, we’re killing Omaha
with Jurassic plankton. The “chewing” disease
says, “Soft hotel in underwater Scotland.”
London, we’re killing Omaha
with kidney investors. The murder dick
says, “It’s an open market planet, marine.”
--Lance Newman
'Walking Dirty Bomb' Tells of London Meetings
Taco Bell Distributor Passes Inspection
Jurassic shrimp resurfaces
First the birds leak outside,
awakened in a brouhaha of prayers.
Guadalupe's apparition warmed blood
stained flags. Blessed Muslim mother,
what oil war frees your tradition?
We're blogosphere incarnate here.
Book five to one on catastrophe.
This hulk's shipping water
and all we do is pray.
--David Stinson
At swearing in, congressman wants to carry Koran. Outrage ensues.
Mexico's patron saint impacts lives worldwide
At Pearl Harbor, a cautious wait
Predawn hostage checks his tower,
and dismissed the gunshot sky.
Exiled gazer, downtown hammer.
Unable to make it to the spy house,
he turned east and yelled it won’t be him.
Defected witness, chained director.
Viewing in the very skies he dismissed,
hundreds of planets twinkle in snarled orbit.
Obscure commuter, armed critic.
--Tom Trusty
Planetary triple play on deck Sunday
4 dead in Chicago office tower shooting
Traces of radiation linked to Litvinenko case found in Germany
Rumor blast: The U.S. state's hot. Nuclear.
The Group’s official shares look south.
Theory? Foreign merger activity died.
Who briefed the Street by handheld?
In the Bank underground, secure
deposit fever ignited three agencies.
Their nowhere sector’s happened and done.
Rescue workers start Monday at Congress, Ltd.
Any port in a firestorm. With company.
--Lance Newman
Lightning bolt blamed for explosion that trapped miners
U.S. plans nuclear scans of cargo
Bank Of America Looks Abroad
If the event appraisal features barren images
take an expert along. Skirt the current
and follow, say, Josephine, your wife.
The swamp, full of daughters. Your wife
irresponsibly spins the mountains. Imagine
if spacecraft believed reasonably current
maps. I mean Mars could help our current
strategy for incentivizing life. Ask your wife,
does a Red executive make a Gold image?
--Lance Newman
Expert on Iraq report: Elephant produces mouse
We've found water on Mars, scientists say
Missing dad leaving clothing and map markers
Stranded
invasion prescription.
Rescuers search profitability.
Realism
drug to
sustain Iraq withdrawal.
Pfizer
flatly dismissed
winning honest praise.
--Robert Woerheide
Analysis: Pfizer's heyday might be past
Searchers keep up hunt for CNET editor in rugged terrain
Gates admits U.S. not winning Iraq war
Many years, over the ongoing day,
our ways telescope and circle
every blueprint, every variety, yes.
Specifically we need voltaic speech. "Yes
hilltops corrupt incentive. Sanguine days
disrupt short-term growth. Circle
the chairman I say! Circle
the fabricated master! Yes,
we'll prospect sunlight this day."
--David Stinson
Scientists gather to discuss moon plans
Those Daffy Democrats!
Fed Chief Says Inflation Is “Uncomfortably High”
Some wanting’s tied
to touchdown worries.
Male as treading hormones.
Some wanting’s tied
to virtuoso sidewalk play.
So ejaculate good will.
Some wanting’s tied
to stormy high-end hits.
Holy juke-box pregnancy.
--Lance Newman
With One Move, Brady Displays His Value to Patriots
Ancient Christian site becomes 'very sensitive ground' for pope
Sugaring the pill
President Earth comes falling,
emoting top-to-bottom,
collapsing through the railing.
They ocean him, his supporters.
They staff his voice for years,
on home time, under cloudy water.
“My record now, Chairman Mogul,
re-author it. Make war later, better.
Have troops. Have podium. Have hospital."
--Lance Newman
U.S. Involved in Iraq Longer Than WW II
Berlusconi Slumps Over During Speech
Researchers record underwater eruption
He syndicates three-hour standoffs
on the democratic videocamera.
He earmarks Argentina’s genomic future.
He heckles Fidel’s crossbreed wheat
to recover California’s ancient genes.
He rants his police radio to bread.
He broadcasts profane sitcoms
to camouflage his racial pain.
He surrenders everywhere.
--Lance Newman
Richards to Appear on Civil Rights Show
Miami cartoonist is held after newspaper standoff
Breakthrough in genetics sows better wheat seed
Even an all-professional Army
can’t control midnight militiamen.
Grenade-littered slums fight for bellies, not TVs.
But Mr. All-Out Dollars and Carts smells
wholesale mortars and Wal-Mart lunch,
revenge for poisoned health and neighborhoods.
Shoppers should surge outside the malls,
but Baghdad’s battering Black Friday’s
flat-screen flames, killing the holiday spread.
--Lance Newman
Blood bath across Iraq
U.S. shoppers hit stores on "Black Friday"
Former Spy Blames Putin Before Dying
Pardon the safety factor. We’re live.
We’re steering, wheeling by the sun,
chopping Mondays for a drink.
Author, pilot, counterfeiter, let’s drink
to beasts, to age spots, to kingpins live
as Mother’s melanoma. Palm the sun’s
body. Fill your grain tube. The sun
touches your sexy device. Breathe. Live.
Blow as long as you’re immune. Drink.
--Lance Newman
Bush Pardons Thanksgiving Turkeys
In Study, Distance Running Is Tied to Skin Cancer Risk
New strategies to thwart drunken driving
Alluring evolutionary incident:
Chimpanzees trying
Lolita!
Wizened Iraqi killed
attractive Russian.
Assault!
Roadside mating published,
civilian pleaded,
“Sexpot!”
--Robert Woerheide
For male chimps, older females are hotter
Marine Pleads Guilty To Reduced Charges
Radioactive material suspected in attack
Virtual conscription site
on-screen: "Server
Nation."
“We’re into achievement!
We've overcome
scrubbing!”
Monday’s grey recruits
pledge data,
replicate.
--Lance Newman
Director Robert Altman dead at 81
Rangel's call to reinstate draft meets resistance
Grey Goo Worm Hits Second Life
Mushrooming sandcastle users,
way armed,
buck
the caustic prairie.
Avatars down
40%.
Nothing’s human clean.
Draft worms
wave.
--Lance Newman
Director Robert Altman dead at 81
Rangel's call to reinstate draft meets resistance
Grey Goo Worm Hits Second Life
launched reports - changed for days
unruly crowd shooting - not long ago
mayhem - thousands - millions more
after years - international rubbish
ringed thousands - allow - crew
jettison - superfluous or broken
none too soon - two weeks
fulfilled a thud - me - milestone in
ethics questioned - effort of both
--Katy Acheson
NASA set to trash strict rules on rubbish
Zune's tune is sweet despite issues
Nintendo Wii has peaceful, plentiful launch in US
Having offered no sobs of first shame
electric patients pouring eulogy
rivals the outrage of lingered voice
Resigning in disappointed ground
surreal mourners deny father’s tears
weathering the emerging mountains
Flawed between mild ages
thousands of combined stars unraveled
swung and faced the west
--Tom Trusty
Dementia drugs ruling to be challenged
Ohio State Charges Into B.C.S. Title Game
Through the tears, Foley remembers father as good man
Scientists sky a dolce bride. Just cruise.
Just ping the mirrored atmosphere.
Nature can outmuscle, outwit mutation.
Media dogs study Tiber time.
A broadcast flurry on the wrong lakeside,
but the journal’s in the can. No static.
Smith, MD, bounces strength cells
off electrified castles. Protein faithful,
Leonid’s genetic! Eternal!
--Lance Newman
Stem Cells Help Dogs With Muscular Dystrophy
How to Hear the Leonid Meteor Shower
Stars Cruise to Roman wedding
Mister Broadcaster, can you incorporate
the border of disorder when youngsters
will disintegrate to regulate their weight?
Get with the American program: kill a man
to lose a kilogram, then criticize the rising skies.
Exclude all food for years, for fear. Can we generalize?
Adverts up their skirts in the media? Exactly.
There’s no affect. We just infect the product
and put the dress to work. Look. Spark. Shock.
--Lance Newman
U.S. Searching for Americans Abducted in Southern Iraq
Junk food ads ban for children's TV
Anorexic model weighing just 40 kilograms dies
“In history, ‘ties’ go to the Pope
and ‘celibacy’ goes
with male rule
like a late September frontrunner
with populist sniping.
Then again
even permanent Elizabeth
excommunicated
The Left, Inc.”
--Lance Newman
French Socialists to pick presidential candidate
Vatican reaffirms celibacy for priests
Royals to visit for Jamestown anniversary
in Town, a service Town, the city's heart,
Parliament eyes gay gay sex rights, who
couples friendly, unofficial, sparking high,
rise sunbaking, down lung released,
cancer driving South, Smoking melanomas,
ageing women and much of Wednesday.
and the epidemic by our own Diabetes Maori
could end a possible Victorian extinction.
'That is the is of yesterday', began the Professor.
--Ivy Alvarez
South African gays celebrate unions being made legal
Lung, skin cancer rising in NSW women
Diabetes threatens Aborigine extinction
Percutaneous intervention cascades and
Kevin Federline runs, clogged but peaceful.
Manhattan agreement went to work:
baby blockage; coronary plaque power;
blond heart warheads split. Confidentiality
centrifuges run far, vessels bomb mechanically.
Celebrity nuclear agreement plants marital uranium,
atomic bomb chains lodged in arteries.
Britney Spears says, “make me look beautiful.”
--Robert Woerheide
Common Heart Procedure Shown Ineffective
Brit’s Look Says, ‘I’m Back’
Iran wants 60,000 atomic centrifuges
No dream can change
assassin networks, white
corporate frontlines.
No dream can change
virtualized legacies,
archived environments.
No dream can change
population sysadmins.
Workers unite!
--David Stinson
Groundbreaking held for MLK memorial
Dallas suburb could enact local anti-illegal immigration laws
EMC connects virtualisation to storage
Our marketing people say switch
your fossil-fuel vapor drive
for a rocking eco-luxury power-train!
Our marketing people say switch
your custom grandmaster sound
for dual-fuel stainless-steel djs!
Our marketing people say switch
your breath and seven senses
for the hydrogen romance of real-time!
--Lance Newman
Air guitar you can wear
Driving a Hydrogen "Eco-Luxury" Car
Grandmaster Flash, T.I., honored
Holy retailers, destroy our old nemesis
this marketing season. Perhaps the red types
cast their eyes upon a Christian Christmas?
Fine! They couldn't free a dollar
from committee or capture two
headlines to end this war.
Meddling Democratic comandante,
you will see Mexico walled
and children dedicated to identity.
--David Stinson
Keeping Christmas under wraps
The Marxist Turned Caudillo: A Family Story
Deer frees itself from plastic pumpkin
Our upright-walking president recalls the pain,
the pill, of his continental thumpin'
and rings obedient Homo Bipartisan
on the telephone. “Hey girly guy, we diet
on fruits, nuts, and grasses in Texas.
Its clubbier out there, drier, more private.
Scout, we’re all hominids, neighbors, kin
since Africa. What say we vaporize?
Patriot, let’s sell generic aspirin.”
--Lance Newman
For Bush, it's now all about face
Contaminated With Metal, a Painkiller Is Recalled
Tooth Finding Shakes Human Family Tree
Virtues
And weaknesses.
Take my pulse.
Clinically,
Disease takes
Us all hostage.
Breathe
Great calm.
Tastes of cancer.
--David Stinson
Map of sea urchin genome is drawn
What to Expect From Bob Gates
Control freaks
One militant led raging
resembles the diameter of war
that pole typically least concentric
Departure confirmed defeat
while at times the rest detected
another human defense
The spent majority in position
Incumbent hands swirling celebrating
Clockwise Americans claimed final images
--Tom Trusty
Al Qaeda releases message
Democrats celebrate Senate win
Spacecraft beams back images of Saturn hurricane
But how? W’s successors
spoke the language of joysticks?
Shoot and ride. Real “sophisticated.”
And why? Internet gamers
watch extreme footage of the war?
Duck and cover. How “global.”
Now what? The long-faced Queen
adopts the teens of Iraq?
Stick and move. So "wicked."
--Lance Newman
A softer edge to the same old hard line
The empire strikes back
MI5 chief: Terror threat growing
Herded rabbis work elections.
Newly shrewd lesbians
cut off top, disturbing the peace.
Oval Office cooperation reaching
ascendant same-sex mounts.
Agreement called “folding
government campaign.”
Religious extremist attacks
booked. Suffering promised.
--Robert Woerheide
Bush Pledges Bipartisan Cooperation
Hamas Offers to End Rule if Aid Resumes
Gays Arrested Trying To March In Jerusalem
Seasonal beings, toothy scavengers.
We consumed more miles yesterday
than the richest far environments.
One billion farmers on chemical plains,
extinction diet. What red-eyed children
can adapt to the killing water?
Hurricane this Earth! Storm the rainfall
clean. What colossal intervention,
what impossible fruit.
--David Stinson
How early man got his teeth into a balanced diet
Colossal hurricane-like storm seen on Saturn
Poor water management parches millions
A titled procession of icon mourners
crowd the Strip. Thousands on funeral film:
"Death to Israel! Death to America!"
Cameo: a family singer shouting
the artillery of heaven, revenge
prayers executed for God.
Injection of dead reality shooting
through Houston homes while Texas
officials version appeals on high.
--David Stinson
Israel on alert as Palestinians bury civilian victims
Christopher Walken to Play Ozzy Osbourne
Texas executes killer carjacker
Today comeback campaigns
massacred the House.
People shelled the war.
The storm caught Kevin
in his pregnancy pyjamas,
mourning his unpopular hair-cut.
One question: Will Speaker
Pelosi divorce Israel
over Beit Hanoun?
--Lance Newman
Democrats take control of House
Brit Poised For Comeback; K-Fed Now Fed-Ex
Children among 19 killed by Israeli tank fire
An executive formality:
the WTO’s three-alarm
atmosphere is killing
iguanas and theme-parks.
Chemical flamingos
probe coffee light.
Tricky Titan, rescue me.
Cassini, parachute me
to a big orange moon.
--Lance Newman
Florida Fire Damages Gatorland Theme Park
WTO Formally Invites Vietnam to Join
Haze over Saturn moon mirrored on early Earth
Another firebombing.
Carloads of shopkeepers,
gasoline, and white law.
Mercury quartet,
play the black
shotguns of 1967.
Mr. Coltrane, let’s escape
imperial orbit. The music
is Earth’s deep lungs.
--Lance Newman
Samuel Bowers, 82, Klan Leader Convicted in Fatal Bombing, Dies
Mercury's solar passage visible from Earth
A moving night of music from Coltranes
No magic backlash.
No high-fat gasoline.
No radio bombs.
Our diet potion prolongs
liver-spotted police.
Fatty transgenic hypocretins.
Drink our chow. It firecrackers
neurons, you primates,
you protein ghosts.
--Lance Newman
Days of wine and fatty foods
Oaxaca protesters force police retreat
Cooler mice live longer
A mid-century post-Baptist,
I shuddered in my reversible
marriage--sex torrid as worms.
My fishy public smile.
My ballot data arrays.
My meta-message.
O master, O nemesis,
O secret marine--we
are fated to collapse.
--Lance Newman
Evangelical America hit by gay sex scandal
All you need is cash
Report: Global fisheries in peril
Aggressive news nationwide:
Congregations discuss global fishing,
minister discipline to ecologists.
In 2048, New Life Church notes,
sex overseers catch total collapse.
Local spiritual economists discuss,
seek press conference
or administrative leave.
“Remove code-named seafood!”
--Robert Woerheide
'Operation FALCON III' Takes Down Local Sex Offenders
Overfishing Could Take Seafood Off the Menu by 2048
Statement From New Life Church
Costly spiraling sculptures that repair violence
A billion paper-mache US astronauts
Mourn a change depicting government marigolds
Pressure raising ancestors backed protesters
Truly a space city warning weekend Syria
One growing pilot has ghouls in on the annual dead million
Trying lines unrest elected griffin skulls
Street friends risk vigils stunt, rescue dangerous bones
Hizbollah state telescope would to graveyard over asset
--Terri Saul
Crisis dominates Day of Dead in Mexico's Oaxaca
US warns Syria over Lebanon plot
Top Gun to save Hubble
Administrators, autocrats, prophets.
Today we seek deeper galaxies
for a more permanent earth.
Embargo hope until we open
the oil star. Let the revolutionaries
suspend carnage and disaster.
We're upgrading in vital cosmos,
spacewalking atomic airwaves
for a home of our making.
--David Stinson
Al Jazeera TV news set to broadcast in English
Iran begins 10 days of war games
NASA to Fix Hubble Space Telescope
They’re after ape language again.
And subversive self-awareness
in crocodile seniors.
They’re facing uprisings
in the finger-wagging streets,
their trademark wilderness.
Navy dolphins circle the Bronx
like ultra-right militias,
bespectacled, bald as mirrors.
--Lance Newman
P.W. BOTHA: 1916 - 2006
Iraq orders U.S. to end Sadr City blockade
Pachyderm perception is proved
Celebrity administrator:
“We’re witnessing a greenhouse
virus evolve in the media gyroscope:
variant climate, deadly chickens.
Therefore shuttles orbit with space
junk, imaging healthy galaxies.
Reality? Dark energy.
Cosmic pandemic.
Buy batteries and water.”
--Lance Newman
The triumph of rhetoric over reality
Hubble repair mission a go
New Strain of Bird Flu Takes Over
Mr. Marriage, search the House Zone
for centrist menus now that conservative
acids attack the expensive white base.
At last, health squads are winning
majorities as Congress bans arteries
and quarterbacks mystery ingredients.
17 red candidates dead this week.
Hey, fatty consumers are soldiers too.
Do your duty. Clog family restaurants.
--Lance Newman
In Key House Races, Democrats Run to the Right
Love enters plot in soldier search
US debates 'hidden' food fats ban
Apocalyptic addict migration now
worldwide. Anything arrested.
Mobile drug authorities ticket Clint Eastwood.
Horror franchise dismembered.
Halloween climate change could render depression.
If countries do not act,
uninhabitable planet and 200 million
self-described methamphetamine
refugees will compare violation data.
--Robert Woerheide
Man Didn't Know About Secret Nuke Data
Global Warming Will Cost World $9 Trillion
Saw III Cuts Up Box Office Competition
Miles of protest besieged
as state meteorologist
orders the People defaced.
Squatter photographer,
digging through barbed wire,
shot by swollen police.
Wind pulses in the Zócalo,
that swath of real morning.
Teachers, radio the world.
--Lance Newman
Fox sends Mexican troops to rebel Oaxaca
High Winds Knock Out Electricity in the Region
Los Alamos Lab to Test Giant Magnet
And five days since the end
One person, a second person,
Is calm in the restive province of bodies
Power, radiation, eruptions
High-energy particles.
Everything went as planned
Through the canyons, fire wind
Blackened acres and murder charges.
"It looks like things are beginning."
--Jaime Morrison
October death toll for troops in Iraq: 98
NASA's STEREO Spacecraft Begin Sun-watching Mission
Hunt Stepped Up For SoCal Wildfire Culprit
Suddenly, fuel.
Smoke. Blood.
No sanctuary.
My gusty companions rant,
“Ban church and state!”
Smokers. Arsonists.
Four centuries smother
the blackened canyons.
Chances are, it’s a dry death.
--Lance Newman
Kaine Bans Smoking in Most Government Offices
California Fire Burns Virtually Out of Control
Fire is set during church service
Gay fence is hotly contested among voters
and Republican-controlled heterosexual fanfare,
the president reflected for a third consecutive day.
Borrowing barnyard sanctions, guest-worker
declined to answer. 11 million gay couples ripple,
citizenship wavering. Tricky little question--
too close to call but border protection boosts yen,
euro and franc. Gamely political impetus.
“Comprehensive gay reform!” Bush proposed.
--Robert Woerheide
Wanted reform, got a fence instead
Dollar Declines as New Home Prices Fall the Most Since 1970
N.J. boost for gay couples buoys GOP
Scoop: “Foreign Skull Marries
Heterosexual Ambassador
While Villagers Pose as Nazis.”
Killings over same-sex
outrage as jeep militias
kidnap prime couples.
Legitimate skull calls simulated
airstrikes. Backlash unzipped.
Editors finally disarm the military.
--Lance Newman
The Battle Over Same-Sex Marriage
10 killed as U.S. raids Sadr City
Skull photos shock Germany
Be practical, Georgetown.
Inject defiant Agency
technicians with Energy "X."
It’s intuitive. Atomic browsers
tweak the will, memory.
Think web cascade. Think lethal chat.
Nice heavy handsets gas
infertile buttons and tabs.
Machine quality men, folks.
--Lance Newman
Ring of doom: mobiles 'weaken sperm'
Report: Iran installs 2nd nuke centrifuge cascades
Mozilla Releases Firefox 2.0
Eight countries support a vegetable ceiling.
But presidential Europeans inspect
collards and call for cognitive follow-up.
Ireland demands, “Halt kale intake!”
But Boston’s 3,718 unfettered markets
sell one billion zucchini daily.
Neurology, calculating fruit servings,
heralds enormous homes for workers.
EU countries reap firm mental borders.
--Lance Newman
Britain to Restrict Workers From Bulgaria and Romania
Big Dig Repair Inspector Questioned
Nutrition News: Another Reason to Load Up With Veggies
Ethics Commission raises suspicion--
imploded Democrat chauffeur spent time in deceptions.
Once, highflying accounting. Once, Enron trading.
His prosperous little wife, violated for months,
is reported missing in Baghdad.
No other details. No search claims.
Washington responded with reasonable cause.
Coalition repaid 83,000 Iraqi Security Forces.
On condition of anonymity, of brutalized bodies.
--Robert Woerheide
State worker as chauffeur violated law
US soldier listed as missing in Baghdad
Ex-Enron chief Skilling gets prison time
At the left-handed orphanage,
injecting controversy
in the first semester--
a 1-1 tie, with
more than a third
scheduled to pitch again.
A motherless son
started the legal proceedings,
gained 15 pounds in 1905.
--Chris Wells
Rogers remains untouchable
Father never meant to 'give away' son to Madonna
Study: Students Pack On The Pounds Throughout College
Underground: a warm-hearted fatality.
Virtuous Pennsylvania anthracite, almost sitcom--
Father Knows Best.
At press time, annoying
32-bit spokeswoman questions occupational safety,
officials & moderator forum, user explosion.
Give me yesterday. Give me night music & Frank Capra.
Give me mirrored memory--pretty wives & virtuous husbands.
Rescue the devoted dead.
--Robert Woerheide
Jane Wyatt, Star of Stage, Film and Television, Dead at 95
Firefox 2.0 Scheduled for Release on Tuesday
Explosion at Pa. Coal Mine Kills 1
Sophisticated, electrifying,
our stealthy front-runner,
Capt. Keynote, waves boldly.
Vice radar detects fevered
images, all copper and profits.
“Cloak me, strategic cylinder!”
Sunday’s starlight losses
force engineers to sky
a computer candidacy.
--Lance Newman
Ford, posting huge loss, to revisit earlier profits
Barack Obama says he's thinking about running for president
Scientists Create Cloak of Invisibility
Atmospheric horses, vector
holes attack the average
bug watcher’s plumbing.
Just phishing--no warrants.
Still the raids bagged
a spectrum of immigrants.
The infected home user’s
hauling cold junk
on the Blog Express.
--Lance Newman
Raids Widen 'Immigrant' Letter Probe
Attacks, Flaw Reports Mar IE 7 Release
Ozone layer hole 'bigger than North America'
A new pinnacle: Family month
on our breathtaking spacecraft.
We’ll post remittances online.
“The border's virtually illegal,”
scientists say. Yesterday's manuscripts
are today’s searchable freedoms.
It emerged Inter-American diaries
follow the torrent of domination.
Our final action: dissuade interference.
--Lance Newman
Bush issues doctrine for US control of space
Darwin's entire works go online
Flow of Immigrants’ Money to Latin America Surges
Consumer 51, our powerful
new index forecasts minkes
will revoke the slowdown.
Our investors understand the universe
and trade only “neutral” stars.
Our astronomers control Antennae.
The barrier. The ban. The beat.
Dow! Dow! Dow! Enough oceans!
Symbolic fins can’t pass for earnings.
--Lance Newman
Dow breaches 12,000 for first time
Japan welcomes Iceland's resumption of commercial whaling
Colliding galaxies captured on Hubble
President Bush fears new declaration,
rules, intelligence: Northeast Asian
terror suspects confirm banned weapons.
Second test triggers military clash—
war blows violating peace, sovereignty.
Afraid, media confirms, Bush and Beijing board nuke—
interrogating peace suspects,
prosecuting government reluctance,
preparing war trigger power regime.
--Robert Woerheide
North Korea May Be Preparing For Second Nuke Test
China draws the line at boarding ships
Bush Signs Bill Setting Detainee Rules
Faithful
staffers
prove
votes
radar
births.
Ferocious
census,
count.
--Lance Newman
Paras almost ran out of supplies
A Faith-Based Battle for Voters
U.S. population passes 300 million people
These people. Ragged sentimental youths
taking the Fifth. What moody decades.
This is a real stage, damn it!
Go ahead, sing penniless songs,
perform our atom laboratory’s
history, our messages and mistakes.
Yesterday we fabricated
ultraheavy nuclear polaroids.
The CBGB effect. Loud.
--Lance Newman
Lawyer Gets Much Less Jail Time Than U.S. Sought
CBGB Brings Down the Curtain With Nostalgia
Researchers Say They've Produced Element 118
“Zone defense!” say the spotty Americans,
“Strangle immigration for a landslide!”
But mammoth protests sweep the stadiums.
Cherubic candidates telephone for images:
criminals, feminists, Eskimos, terrorists.
Win! Win big! A pennant-clinching ad quake!
An oil blizzard rocks the clubhouse,
holy as a birthday series. Oh flags.
Oh eerie TV. Oh pricey republic.
--Lance Newman
6.3 quake rocks Hawaii
Midterm Meanness: Negative Ads Rule the 2006 Elections
Another World: Tigers sweep into Series
People are developing worlds, their imaginations fed
By exile and the so-called Lake Effect.
People are knocking out power. Thousands
Are known for having managed to work themselves
Into victims of the state, into new symbols for The Clash,
The river, the old city. Even the Blue Mosque,
Caught as she is, fills with people without power.
O beloved yet confused Istanbul, the 105-mile stretch
To the end of breakfast has been closed by Snow!
--Daniel Bosch
Microcredit Idea Inspires Programs Worldwide
Winter sweeps in early to parts of northern U.S.
Istanbul’s soul-keeper
Executives pledge the traditional billion,
suggesting fires could trigger sudden
markets for something pristine.
University officials launch animal
banks to lend precious embryos,
managing millions in cellular wealth.
Ministers agree, poverty is dated.
Pioneering organisms evolved
for peace on capitalist earth.
--Lance Newman
Haze-Hit Countries Meeting Ends Without Detailed Plan
Microcredit Pioneer Gets Nobel for Peace
Embryo Fossils Give Insight into First Complex Life
Amish modern machines hauled away,
boy judge proclaimed, despite reports.
Heavy construction: five girls, gunman.
The White House pushed photo
opportunity overcome and environment
less stable. Bell tower toppled.
North Korean foreign affairs injured
Chinese adoption. Madonna’s mouthpieces
have yet to comment.
--Robert Woerheide
Contractors Demolish Amish Schoolhouse
White House Joins Push to Break UN Resolution Deadlock
It's Official: Madonna's a Mama
Mr. Bush, contradicting
Social commonsense, bound
To congressional literature,
Honoured an incendiary event.
The public calls for condemnation. They demand
Mr. Foley be made a symbol.
A leader with a smile
Gave aid to the situation; beaming,
He ensured the support of home.
--Colin Morgan
Bush Gives Hastert Boost in Time of Need
Call is a victory for commonsense: Beazley
Nobel for Orhan Pamuk
While patient millions submit to drugs,
government-funded amateurs
search for the pyramid’s trigger,
beam websites marketing
the Other to extraterrestrials.
These men may be liable for History.
Our national disease is fraud, a dementia
sprawling across the order of things,
troubling the ruins of nature.
--Lance Newman
Yahoo's Pyramid Plan Crumbles
Law reins in wild webbers
Little Benefit Seen in Antipsychotics Used in Alzheimer's
The community develops a sacrifice.
Cory Lidle is willing to kill
Embarrassment in Iraq.
The toll of death
From an insurgent network
Is not on-scene. Not of a baseball
Mind. Furor and terrorism exist
Only in New York. Angles
And avenues are aflame. Not frank.
--Colin Morgan
Gibson tells of drinking demons
Plane crash rattles New Yorkers
Study: 2,660 civilians slain in Baghdad last month
Headed just later Shakaa
Unharmed public leading
Second appeared French
West gather stirred head on
Leading Television single
Train late reports who was in crash
Other associated several networks
Like West group movement
Inside just found being
--Wellin Sillow
N Korea raises threat of new test
Train collision in northeastern France kills five
US student kidnapped in West Bank, freed after a few hours
Wednesday an act of war.
Neighbors race to bolster blast: success!
More people than normal
Prepare for atomic warfare, battling to bring us
High-definition invasion and ensuing strife,
The economic lifeline.
Surely the best will win?
Both sides could lose. And vice versa.
Further pressure. Further press.
--Daniel Bosch
High-definition films: the battle for our screens
Study sees 655,000 Iraqi war deaths; Bush disputes
Bush Calls on U.N. to Curb N. Korea's Efforts
Exactly four clandestine arsenals go public yesterday,
morguing wild hardware. Pennsylvania hangs Iraqi cats
and requests mountain guns to calm civilians.
Attorneys acknowledge the schoolhouse breeds commotion,
with hourly crossings quadrupled in this rugged county.
Dispassionate, elusive, Mr. Kill authorized the undercount
when sneaking jaguars screamed, “No Baghdad!”
Check back for margins. Everybody’s precise: smugglers,
dispatchers, government. Formidable accuracy’s American.
--Lance Newman
911 Transcripts Are Released in Amish School Shooting
Iraqi Dead May Total 600,000, Study Says
Gone for Decades, Jaguars Steal Back to the Southwest
Pages plant luxury seed, nuclear crops, media damage.
A leafy spokesman-type denies reality:
the North’s purported ally, reclusive consumers.
Spent investigators contact Pyongyang, threaten scandal.
China's communist farmers launch bacterial standoff.
Should Russia know? Should the World?
Concentrate, Congressman: Aren’t wilting
nations the problem, alongside the ministry? Think.
Executive suite. Six-party morning. Miles from anyone....
--Lance Newman
Voluntary Lettuce Recall Creates More Worry for Farmers
Hastert: Anyone who knew about Foley 'should go'
U.S. rejects direct talks with North Korea
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