Honeybees Appeal Law

Tens of thousands of Roman Catholic beekeepers
champion fresh killing, or at least a detailed abortion
of specific colonies rising up.

Affected black man is seeking pollination, emphasizing
honey crops low, production cold. White House pledges
Colony Collapse Disorder is all-inclusive.

Freezing voters stay fresh, answer, “Honeybee
eloquence and charisma extraordinary.
Overturn mysterious conservative illness!”

--Robert Woerheide

Portugal fails to overturn abortion law
Mystery Illness Killing U.S. Honeybees by the Thousands
Obama seeks ‘stay fresh’ formula as he tries to widen appeal

Unreal Astronaut Ban

iPod oblivion has gotten people killed:
electronic pedestrians on the streets,
robotic arms and plows gone wrong,

iPod oblivion has led to chain-reaction crashes,
detachment from real communities,
folks unaware of a world beyond.

iPod oblivion has led to slick white stuff,
leads to love triangles on the drive,
kind of effective before the break up.

--Rupert M Loydell

NASA weighs consequences of astronaut love triangle
New York Mulls iPod Ban on City Streets
An 'unreal amount of snow' in U.S.

Last Country Remarks

"I want to get a shotgun, abduct a woman,
Put all of my parking tickets on my mum's card,
And rob a bank like they do in England," she said.

"Apparently there is still a sense of inclusion lingering
Among drug dealers and prostitutes and cops everywhere
But I'm sure we can put it to bed," authorities said.

I just smiled to myself in the rarefied air
And said "I love like a romantic shit. Here's my book.
I thought you might like to read it."

--Martin Stannard

Monday: Pop Shots
Gerrard plays peacemaker over Barton
Astronaut accused of flighty behaviour

Some Triumphant Appearance

Sparkling in sequins, plumes and diamonds
The talismanic children remain sharp
After an absence that bordered on torture

In a typical display of arrogant skilfulness
Bill Python is especially chilling:
The unhappy and bloodied "free world survivor"

It's the miracle boys of The New World Order
With a gloriously funny crudity of expression
Yoked to a secret political position. Hmm.

--Martin Stannard

Jonny Bionic: Wilkinson's amazing comeback
Survivor Kylie breaks up with her 'protector'
Short, sharp and shocking

Spellbound Global Jigsaw

The juggernaut of hype
sent a shock wave across the lucky
millions of people worldwide

Intense hurricanes and cyclones
have certainly transformed
hundreds of scientists worldwide.

The last remaining problem
is accelerating human activity
on the path to independence.

--Rupert M Loydell

Global Warming Shock Wave Awakens World Leaders
How JK Rowling has us spellbound
Balkan jigsaw seeks final piece

Crush. Contrite Thinker.

You’re so deeply under 39.
Two devices make friends
on impact.

Boisterous Mayor, phones, sorry bombs
cost Time. Forced grins’ll melt
Climate Teen.

Rise firm, finest advertisements! Show
Half Scientific, Inc.
direst ice.

--Lance Newman

Warning on climate change threats
Newsom apologizes for affair
Company Will Pay Boston After Scare Over Ads

Incandescent Cartoon Slur

Our city got large on efficient networks
and underground power. Until there was traffic,
thought, it seems, was major surgery.

Thought, it seems, was major surgery
when our city got large on efficient networks
and underground power. It was traffic.

Underground power was really traffic.
Thought, it seems, was major surgery
after our city got large on efficient networks.

--Lance Newman

Ad scheme triggers bomb scare
TV footage of Castro shows improvement in his health
Might California Ban the Old Bulb?

Propane Circuit Weekend

Fires leave pictures,
leave prices,
piles.

My manager exploded
right on
camera.

Ancient telescope site.
Tuesday’s broken
again.

--Lance Newman

Workers' village unearthed near Stonehenge circle
Gas Station Explosion Kills 4 in W.Va.
Astronomers mourn Hubble breakdown

From Catastrophe to the Moon

(Where Dreams Come True)

40 years ago Saturday
the Prince got on that white horse
where it was parked between performances.

The vehicle had been hot-wired
so they took time to fix it.
Good, old-fashioned work.

The dragon-slaying Prince
photographed nude and expanded
died atop some kind of rocket.

--Rupert M Loydell

Apollo 1 astronauts honored at Cape
Fugitive, singer's bus are found
David Beckham Plays Prince for Disney

Riding with the King

The man with the guitar named Camilla
was suffering leaked episodes.
She refused to comment

before appearances were scheduled.
He has an illegal history,
continued to appeal to rockers.

The couple are scheduled to receive
a replica copyright infringment
then take a look at famous faces.

--Rupert M Loydell

Google and YouTube: A Catch-22
BB King Hospitalized for Unknown Reasons
Prince Charles Begins Weekend U.S. Trip

Issue Over Evidence

The sun agreed the delicate edgy relationship
Has taken another turn for the worse
What a great start to the New Year

I think it's about making him look worried
We are so deserving — it's unbelievable news
The statement said, without elaborating

The moon denied making those remarks,
But the damage may already have been done
It was petty for him to come out with that nonsense

--Martin Stannard

Fashion bosses agree to debate on skinny models
Emma has a Bunton in the oven
Tired? Wenger is being petty, fumes Ferguson

Funny Firepower

Electrical penetration cannot
reach the brain's insula where
feelings translate into craving.

Seek neither cockfight nor insight,
beauty nor tractor pull nor model toys,
but enjoy this primitive madness.

Never witness the added tasteless little twist
where grief signals the agony flashed
by having a dynamic "quickie" with the caterer.

--Bob Garlitz

Tragedy, comedy find release in 'Catch'
Trigger-Happy 'Smokin' Aces': Playing With Firepower
Brain damage kills craving for nicotine

Crash Pinpointed Hands-Off Scoop

Pilots' chatter prompted the throw down
but distraction taxied the ugly squabble
within rules set by the blood test.

Gorgeous Goglia divides two-finger
scrolling, kinda insisting hurt feelings
keep his foot out of his slur.

"He needs to just not press the backlash,"
asserts the divided Jobs. Much-touted
scratches keynote the adorable accident.

--Bob Garlitz

No cause pinpointed in crash
Scoop! 'Grey's Anatomy' cast: It's war!
Apple iPhone: our in-depth, hands-off impressions

To Sell Oversee

Armed troops court few
President sending his powerful come
Terror says Mr. Foreign

Terror says Mr. Foreign
By pulpit court few
President sending his powerful come

President sending his powerful come
Shortly terror says Mr. Foreign
Armed Troops court few

--Terri Saul

Senate moves toward a clash with Bush
A hard sell
Secret court to oversee U.S. spying program

Republican Sponsorship Virus

The scientists say that Bush is like
a haemorrhage in reality,
that the racist virus replicates

and the Democrats are fracturing.
A hurled t.v. commands the process,
immune to foreign threats of attack,

forcing the candidates to question
who said what in the primate congress.
Financial backing for war persists.

--Simon Turner

Senate moves toward a clash with Bush
Study: 1918 flu virus lethal to primates
TV Show Hit By Racism Row Goes On As Sponsor Pulls Out

Secret Clickwheel Ambitions

Somehow our pants stayed up
at the same time as the president
had the authority to eavesdrop.

We frayed our braces and stripped.
The hand of a Doomsday Clock
moved minutes closer to midnight.

Some of the clouds of dust
have been cleared away,
leaving us licking our wounds.

--Rupert M Loydell

Doomsday Clock moves closer to The End
Administration ending warrantless phone taps
Future gazing

Skeptical Obama Technology

White House to U.S. interconnect prototype created.
Less power-hungry as a neighbor, and programmable.
Presidential researchers expressed hopes.

Barack Obama questioned heavy--papers, chips, nanowires.
Mailing-list tensions packed President Bush.
Sectarian transistors computing violence reception.

Condoleeza Rice announced King Abdullah nomination,
and intentions to prolong a weak Iraq. Rice skeptical
Washington’s filing morass figured out.

--Robert Woerheide

HP Develops New Chip Technology
Obama moves nearer to presidential run
Saudi Arabia skeptical about Iraqi government

Important Stationary Awards

Wow! Man! Over the weekend a stationary bike
broke the world record for most irrelevance.
The old record was set last year by Beyonce.

Stalled on a road to nowhere, a spokesperson
repeated the words "road map" nine times
in a pair of shorts, made it clear that police

were no longer interested in dysfunction,
were done with his ride. I have always dreamed
but never, ever this big. Thank you so much.

--Rupert M Loydell

Man Pedals Way into Guinness Book of World Records
Rice is stalled on a road to nowhere
Beyonce's 'Dreamgirls' wins Golden Globes

Wrenching Sloppy Necks

Hold your minutes, console fans.
Ms. Mother-of-Three insists defense is a headache.
Her toilet part cheered at the hanging.

Hold your minutes, water gurus.
It’s that weary Arab noose. Wii!
Hooded half-brother, quickly, home, home.

Hold your minutes, jumpsuit players.
Baghdad’s big five hyped the gallows.
After Friday’s crying, we scored, drank, unraveled. Goal!

--Lance Newman

Down and out. Chargers' season comes to end
Water overdose kills woman in Wii challenge
Saddam aides hanged, film shows brother beheaded

Wicked HD History

Yesterday ago, a huge party boy,
a shoo-in, his do all domination, say,
pierced for survival, altogether video,

said, “Ride the deal, Mr. Public, keep it gangly,
with posters, a two-bedroom production.”
But Jackie, years are the new adult terror.

Was his expensive face did or disorder?
Troubling day-to-day playgrounds.
Snatch-fest. Go home, Jacques. Later.

--Lance Newman

Sarkozy's distorted vision
HD DVD gets boost from porn industry
Experts: Mo. Boy Controlled by Captor

Spirited Presidential Decision

I am not surprised.
Fraught with logistical problems,
barely a year has passed,

winning history nearly scuttled
showing signs of emotional fatigue.
He did not want choice for his future.

Nervous or elated,
left out of the set-up,
he went for a different challenge.

--Rupert M Loydell

England exit left Beckham with little choice says Wenger
Denver to host party in 2008
The pressure's on

Crashed FAQ Offensive

After air and answers arriving,
as attention bore broader children,
conflict cooperation could flare.

Fortunately (from generated
George) his ideological life
made many marines more new objects.

Of officials playing President,
prime-time questions, some speculation.
Troops unanswered under war wreckage.

--Scott Rettberg

Macworld Expo: iPhone FAQ v.1
President Calls For Diplomatic Offense For War In Iraq
Parts of crashed plane surface

Simple House Frenzy

Thousands commend a Middleton upward media queen
for hitting opposite-field in a doorstep.
Simple things led to magnificent things:

Parking potential, radiation of her British things:
"We was like She was been a bankable queen.”
Two voters rushed empty cargo containers to her doorstep.

Between the third baseman and the shortstop
giving each state Security things,
“We've never had anyone unanimous queen.”

-- Melanie Hubbard

Media Frenzy over Prince William's Girlfriend
Gwynn and Ripken: It's that simple
House OKs anti-terror bill -- 1st item of Dems' agenda

Losing Plan Discussed

Losers
kill all,
micromanaging troop increase,

unleashing swift agonizing downfall.
"I sat, sulked, a mask
possibly proposing prosecutors, ignited, ticked away."

President will exterminate thousands to end season.
He believed the ultimate fireworks would cheer him.
Silently incapable, a former voice in the final block.

--Scott Rettberg

Bush Prepares to Announce New Iraq Plan
Saddam and cousin discussed killing thousands: tapes
NFL: Giants put up fight, but end up losing

Naive Travel Installation

The Vatican's mission on Broadway
will require Americans to produce a new
mixture of leather applause and slick nostalgia.

Popular Caribbean Archbishop of resignation,
Sandy Newton Zuko, will choreograph and finesse
teen grease, pink passports and open casting skirts.

The titled lead says the idea is to mirror the secret police,
acknowledge communist talent, audition babies,
and entitle anyone with a hairbrush.

--Bob Garlitz

Polish archbishop quits amid row
Clerk of Court to Drop Processing Passports
Grease revival seeks talent

Our Anonymous Dead

Morning wind probes highway waters,
pillows off a four-car war path.
Whiteout ahead. Wounded recruits

nightmare through whistling mental static,
the communication of artillery fire
crashing like a fruitless apology.

The wind doesn't blame. Wind swings
back to a high pass, searching for love
like a rare ethic buried in the mountain.

--David Stinson

Army sorry for urging dead soldiers to return to duty
8 rescued after avalanche buries cars
The 'Pillow Angel' and an ethical nightmare

Brown World Hurting

New research shows
that the prime minister,
a bottom-loving fish face,

might be driving
the eellike chancellor
out of its ancestral home.

A powerful country more like
a capitalist dictatorship.
A number of MPs are unhappy.

--Rupert M Loydell

Brown slams Saddam Hussein’s execution as ‘deplorable’ act
Fish Fin?: How Climate Change Is Hurting Cold Water Fish
China: Ghost World

Cold Death Ghost

I thought I was going to find beauty
but I was surprised at almost every turn.
I couldn't believe how new it is.

I imagined there would be lots of bicycles
but what I saw was totally state-of-the-art,
urban sprawl in a state of flux,

death a socialist economy
that just goes absolutely everywhere.
A deplorable set of events.

--Rupert M Loydell

Brown slams Saddam Hussein’s execution as ‘deplorable’ act
Fish Fin?: How Climate Change Is Hurting Cold Water Fish
China: Ghost World

Acts of Hypertension

Betty Ford blinked, lucky her, tears role.
Voting soon began with cardiovascular anticipation.
Counting stoic countdown, marriage, became old.

Moderate physicians officially called mortality old.
Bush in internal confusion changes his filtered role.
Next House hypertensive from regime change anticipation.

Yet men just blitz their emotional stopwatch anticipation,
To risk change, address alcoholic drinks. Cathedral old
Washington diagnosed to end, its service a memorial role.

--Scott Rettberg

Democrats Plan First 100 Hours, Give or Take a Speech
Widow, children face grief together
Moderate alcohol drinking may lower heart attack risk

Enlisted Jacket Home

A 24-year-old spectator.
Short on drive-by karma.
Detroit from the candles up.

He put a makeshift backpack on.
He wanted to corner 2007.
Prime someone for music and pizza.

Revelers log checkpoints at home.
Parachutes hop from hats.
A trance at the 3000th shrine.

--Lance Newman

Broncos' Williams shot and killed after party
Number 3,000: the soccer-mad dropout
Times Square rings in 2007

Frail Cult Broken

Outside the peninsula's first church,
three surprise assassinations.
Seismic family collapse.

Styled military pomp eclipsed
undercover mourner troves.
Absent bugles, hometown strategists

ordered laboratory discipline.
A toppled blouse earthquaked
history's registered desire.

--David Stinson

Violence marked his rise, rule and fall
Vast ice shelf collapses in the Arctic
No Pomp for a President in Repose

Submarine Skeletons of Scottsdale

A former heavyweight sailor
in Noida shocking young children
like half-a-dozen news agencies.

The buzzing industrial dry gutter of a Capital,
cocaine-powered, sexually revealed,
suffered a minor domestic discovery.

All skeletons detained
in the sheriff's vehicle, officials said,
were to be freed under supervision.

--Brendan Lee

Recovery of skeletons of children sends shock waves
Mike Tyson faces cocaine charge
Two U.S. sailors die after falling from submarine

Fated Sin Emissions

Hatred of
their drastic industries,
hatred of their legal rituals

polluting
the filtered night, stark as
a spiritual malnutrition.

Rhetoric
pilgrim, your animal
climate cleanses the black valley stone.

--David Stinson

Saddam's spiritual letter denounces hatred
Plight of polar bear forces Bush to recognise climate threat
3 million Muslims begin annual hajj pilgrim in Mecca

death, a risk

troubled heart, witness my life. sacrifice popular
therapy. the hip rush to the surface. drugs be hanged! over
the long term, failure will make fractures influence

celebration, but god will use his explosive influence
to make millions. it may seem weird to be popular,
to be greater than most, more profound. over

and again, true men suffer, their cries written over
ulcers, echoes of the underdog, while killings influence
or inhibit bewildered lawyers who want to be popular.

--Evie Shockley

Saddam Sees Death as Sacrifice
Remembering a Legendary Underdog
Fracture Risk, Medication Link

Ceremonial Mall Science

Not happy with Christian civilization?
Don't delay! We've got promotional prices
on Muslim, Jewish, even Mormon values.

Find allopathic evidence lacking?
Try Ayurveda! Let our yoga gurus
fashion a beautiful mantra for you.

Redeem a pranayama gift card.
Holy cures 50 percent off. Markdowns
on everything! Buy! Buy! Buy!

--David Stinson

Shoppers hit malls day before Christmas
Ramdev invites Ramadoss
VA Congressman's Comments Sparks Religious Controversy

Astronaut Seeking Operations

Redundant astronaut seeking long-term attention
including unique nurses to participate in
somewhat uncommon operations.

Activities conducted with proper care,
but some doctors arrested, incarcerated,
then released and followed.

Only three outcomes possible so far
but none avoid collapsing consolidation.
Few losses, one exception excluded.

--Tom Trusty

Health Care Shortage in L.A Jail System Leads to Death
NASA has had a wonderful 2006: on to 2007!
Airline Mergers: Ready for Takeoff?

Rosie Trumps The (loathsome) Donald

In their winsome epithets whir
Rosie’s no slouch with rich

words. His net worth’s a comb-over
to a bankrupt snakeoil salesman!

To which the Donald poisonously
slagged: She’s a slob! And also

talks like a fat truck driver. Rosie,
trump-fully back: Donald, sit & spin on it.

--Ed Higgins

Rosie Beats Trump, By Numbers
Trump, O'Donnell trade blows
Christmas Cranks 2006: Trump and O'Donnell tie

Security Pounded Titans

hesitate flight of outrageously nuclear
came Santa Claus from however afraid
stole comb-over despite associated

continues ambitions for annually alert
remains months in further private
bans the night through much alleged

leave pursuit across outrageously sweeping
boosed reindeer in however serious
tracks bemusement through annually first

--Michael Helsem

U.N. Security Council Passes Iran Sanctions
NORAD Keeps Track of Santa
Christmas Cranks 2006: Trump and O'Donnell tie

Today's Fallen Witness

I woke up this morning to cagey
government forces in a war of words.
These two billionaires baited

cowering civilian officials for talk show
accounts. Their concern was heavy
as Christmas charity. Subsequent BBC

video images: nightclothes peppered
with bloodstains, rumbling tanks convoy
to Haditha, a local explodes.

--David Stinson

After Charges, Looking Back on Haditha
Somali civilians flee fighting
Rosie Beats Trump, By Numbers

Global Liver Hurricane

What transplanted family finally
states its daughter--no remedy--
married a future corpse? She’ll bag custody,

share the will. Legal custody,
Dr. Dignity, is not medical, never finalizes
the pressures of that fatal remedy,

that failure of eleventh-hour remedies
for overdoses on Christmas domestics. Custody
rides on real medicine cabinets. That’s final.

--Lance Newman

More Troops? Come on.
Warnings on common painkillers may get stronger
Eminem's divorce finalized

Miss Down Process

Sun
dipped bad-girl
mainstreaming dementia chic,

trading
power glam
for soft-core casual.

She's
plunging galaxies
for jigsaw fame.

--David Stinson

In Miss USA drama, comeuppance for US 'raunch culture'
The dawn of time - after 13 billion years in the darkroom
'Tis nobler in the mind to read Shakespeare

Gold Trumps Rehab

Another fixed-wing pageant
till Kentucky’s
businessmen

discover pretty Sheriff
Tara’s rewired
heart.

Will someone crown
Spacewalking Joe
Tycoon?

--Lance Newman

Trump Lets Troubled Miss USA Keep her Crown
Dead climber's photos lessen hope 2 others alive
Discovery crew begins trek home

Memorable Alibis Shuttle

After a final inspection,
The man who gave us
Our lovely childhood bid farewell

And then headed into the spaceship.
The red light. The critical shield.
The rookie left behind where all

The innocent worked. Who on this planet
Has not heard of these?
I'm not entirely sure.

--Jason Gray

Second arrest in uk prostitutes’ killings
Astronauts bid station crew farewell
Thank You for the Cartoons, Mr. Barbera

Burden of Fury

A soldier, a convert, he sees
nuclear Christians loosed
on his eternal country.

They plagued the North with narcotic
Rapture, leveraged Revelation on young
brothers for capital in heaven.

A political Saturday in Arizona,
his unifying blood prayer said,
he steps out among the people.

--David Stinson

US Senator Asks Europeans To Send Troops To Southern Afghanistan
Bitterness in Beijing over North Korea's betrayal may mean war
Grand Theft Christianity

Bye-bye Electrical Houston

Welcome to our first online execution.
The condemned array themselves
in masks, with swords and clubs.

Angel-headed gamers balked,
botched the topless killings
of three criminal spacewalkers.

So, our final method:
Reroute console wires past
the straps for lethal burns.

--Lance Newman

Sunita takes her first walk in space
Botched killing puts Death Row on hold
Flying Wii remotes prompt world recall

Ancient Fighters Identified

A war community, fossilized
in some prehistoric
disorder,

with a genetic clan perception.
A function of country
disappeared

the inhabited sky. Drugged city
mammals embargoed the
evidence.

--David Stinson

Researchers Find Gene Tied to Perception of Pain
Looming Somalian war menaces whole region - UN
Squirrelly little guy flew with the dinosaurs

Long Blue Fear

Another serial American killing days, years
by the moon. I conquered migrant miles,
a rushed spree asteroiding to death,

dicing weekend planets on liquid death.
Brazen walker, enigmatic searcher, the years'
feint orbit mapped titan miles

on my naked body. Surprisingly, new miles
arrive tarlike, natural as a wary death
and I volcano each discovered year.

--David Stinson

Missing Texans and New Yorker all seasoned climbers
Police in race to save life
Mountains and more revealed on surface of frigid Saturn moon

Kilometers of Suicide

Known once as invasion,
apartheid is to industry
as antidepressants to alone.

Savage movie churches hunt
adolescents in hinterlands
abandoned to superhighways.

Warning: native ancients monitor
checkpoints, the settlers occupied
with a thrilling veneer of atrocities.

--Lance Newman

FDA: Suicide Warning on Drug Label
Carter’s Rhetoric of Apartheid
'Apocalypto' does disservice to its subjects

(Photo: Genocidal Press)

Peace
books
field,

fields
peace
book.

Book
fields
peace.

--Lance Newman

FDA: Suicide Warning on Drug Label
Carter’s Rhetoric of Apartheid
'Apocalypto' does disservice to its subjects

Deep Element Meltdown

Harrowing
desert star,
warm this tomb.

Wing
us over
barren polar floes.

Robotic
ice animals,
endangered earth children.

--David Stinson

Ice Age 2040: The Meltdown of the North Pole
Astronauts prepare for Tuesday spacewalk
Angelina wants more than 3 kids

Unknown Weapon Census

London, we’re killing Omaha
with radioactive moons. That abdominal buzz
says, “Go to the unmistakeable Kingdom.”

London, we’re killing Omaha
with Jurassic plankton. The “chewing” disease
says, “Soft hotel in underwater Scotland.”

London, we’re killing Omaha
with kidney investors. The murder dick
says, “It’s an open market planet, marine.”

--Lance Newman

'Walking Dirty Bomb' Tells of London Meetings
Taco Bell Distributor Passes Inspection
Jurassic shrimp resurfaces

Our Miraculous Shipwreck

First the birds leak outside,
awakened in a brouhaha of prayers.
Guadalupe's apparition warmed blood

stained flags. Blessed Muslim mother,
what oil war frees your tradition?
We're blogosphere incarnate here.

Book five to one on catastrophe.
This hulk's shipping water
and all we do is pray.

--David Stinson

At swearing in, congressman wants to carry Koran. Outrage ensues.
Mexico's patron saint impacts lives worldwide
At Pearl Harbor, a cautious wait

Behind Obscure Witness

Predawn hostage checks his tower,
and dismissed the gunshot sky.
Exiled gazer, downtown hammer.

Unable to make it to the spy house,
he turned east and yelled it won’t be him.
Defected witness, chained director.

Viewing in the very skies he dismissed,
hundreds of planets twinkle in snarled orbit.
Obscure commuter, armed critic.

--Tom Trusty

Planetary triple play on deck Sunday
4 dead in Chicago office tower shooting
Traces of radiation linked to Litvinenko case found in Germany

Lightning Strategy Killed

Rumor blast: The U.S. state's hot. Nuclear.
The Group’s official shares look south.
Theory? Foreign merger activity died.

Who briefed the Street by handheld?
In the Bank underground, secure
deposit fever ignited three agencies.

Their nowhere sector’s happened and done.
Rescue workers start Monday at Congress, Ltd.
Any port in a firestorm. With company.

--Lance Newman

Lightning bolt blamed for explosion that trapped miners
U.S. plans nuclear scans of cargo
Bank Of America Looks Abroad

His Extraterrestrial Saturday

If the event appraisal features barren images
take an expert along. Skirt the current
and follow, say, Josephine, your wife.

The swamp, full of daughters. Your wife
irresponsibly spins the mountains. Imagine
if spacecraft believed reasonably current

maps. I mean Mars could help our current
strategy for incentivizing life. Ask your wife,
does a Red executive make a Gold image?

--Lance Newman

Expert on Iraq report: Elephant produces mouse
We've found water on Mars, scientists say
Missing dad leaving clothing and map markers

U.S. Hunt Past

Stranded
invasion prescription.
Rescuers search profitability.

Realism
drug to
sustain Iraq withdrawal.

Pfizer
flatly dismissed
winning honest praise.

--Robert Woerheide

Analysis: Pfizer's heyday might be past
Searchers keep up hunt for CNET editor in rugged terrain
Gates admits U.S. not winning Iraq war

New Market Distortion

Many years, over the ongoing day,
our ways telescope and circle
every blueprint, every variety, yes.

Specifically we need voltaic speech. "Yes
hilltops corrupt incentive. Sanguine days
disrupt short-term growth. Circle

the chairman I say! Circle
the fabricated master! Yes,
we'll prospect sunlight this day."

--David Stinson

Scientists gather to discuss moon plans
Those Daffy Democrats!
Fed Chief Says Inflation Is “Uncomfortably High”

Score Go-Ahead Needs

Some wanting’s tied
to touchdown worries.
Male as treading hormones.

Some wanting’s tied
to virtuoso sidewalk play.
So ejaculate good will.

Some wanting’s tied
to stormy high-end hits.
Holy juke-box pregnancy.

--Lance Newman

With One Move, Brady Displays His Value to Patriots
Ancient Christian site becomes 'very sensitive ground' for pope
Sugaring the pill

Lucky World Chief

President Earth comes falling,
emoting top-to-bottom,
collapsing through the railing.

They ocean him, his supporters.
They staff his voice for years,
on home time, under cloudy water.

“My record now, Chairman Mogul,
re-author it. Make war later, better.
Have troops. Have podium. Have hospital."

--Lance Newman

U.S. Involved in Iraq Longer Than WW II
Berlusconi Slumps Over During Speech
Researchers record underwater eruption

Rev. Harvest "Sick"

He syndicates three-hour standoffs
on the democratic videocamera.
He earmarks Argentina’s genomic future.

He heckles Fidel’s crossbreed wheat
to recover California’s ancient genes.
He rants his police radio to bread.

He broadcasts profane sitcoms
to camouflage his racial pain.
He surrenders everywhere.

--Lance Newman

Richards to Appear on Civil Rights Show
Miami cartoonist is held after newspaper standoff
Breakthrough in genetics sows better wheat seed

Deadly Retail Reprisals

Even an all-professional Army
can’t control midnight militiamen.
Grenade-littered slums fight for bellies, not TVs.

But Mr. All-Out Dollars and Carts smells
wholesale mortars and Wal-Mart lunch,
revenge for poisoned health and neighborhoods.

Shoppers should surge outside the malls,
but Baghdad’s battering Black Friday’s
flat-screen flames, killing the holiday spread.

--Lance Newman

Blood bath across Iraq
U.S. shoppers hit stores on "Black Friday"
Former Spy Blames Putin Before Dying

Drink Sun, Live

Pardon the safety factor. We’re live.
We’re steering, wheeling by the sun,
chopping Mondays for a drink.

Author, pilot, counterfeiter, let’s drink
to beasts, to age spots, to kingpins live
as Mother’s melanoma. Palm the sun’s

body. Fill your grain tube. The sun
touches your sexy device. Breathe. Live.
Blow as long as you’re immune. Drink.

--Lance Newman

Bush Pardons Thanksgiving Turkeys
In Study, Distance Running Is Tied to Skin Cancer Risk
New strategies to thwart drunken driving

Suspected Chimps Guilty

Alluring evolutionary incident:
Chimpanzees trying
Lolita!

Wizened Iraqi killed
attractive Russian.
Assault!

Roadside mating published,
civilian pleaded,
“Sexpot!”

--Robert Woerheide

For male chimps, older females are hotter
Marine Pleads Guilty To Reduced Charges
Radioactive material suspected in attack

Draft Game Rules

Virtual conscription site
on-screen: "Server
Nation."

“We’re into achievement!
We've overcome
scrubbing!”

Monday’s grey recruits
pledge data,
replicate.

--Lance Newman

Director Robert Altman dead at 81
Rangel's call to reinstate draft meets resistance
Grey Goo Worm Hits Second Life

Leadership, The Life

Mushrooming sandcastle users,
way armed,
buck

the caustic prairie.
Avatars down
40%.

Nothing’s human clean.
Draft worms
wave.

--Lance Newman

Director Robert Altman dead at 81
Rangel's call to reinstate draft meets resistance
Grey Goo Worm Hits Second Life

plentiful on sweet

launched reports - changed for days
unruly crowd shooting - not long ago
mayhem - thousands - millions more

after years - international rubbish
ringed thousands - allow - crew
jettison - superfluous or broken

none too soon - two weeks
fulfilled a thud - me - milestone in
ethics questioned - effort of both

--Katy Acheson

NASA set to trash strict rules on rubbish
Zune's tune is sweet despite issues
Nintendo Wii has peaceful, plentiful launch in US

West Facing Stars

Having offered no sobs of first shame
electric patients pouring eulogy
rivals the outrage of lingered voice

Resigning in disappointed ground
surreal mourners deny father’s tears
weathering the emerging mountains

Flawed between mild ages
thousands of combined stars unraveled
swung and faced the west

--Tom Trusty

Dementia drugs ruling to be challenged
Ohio State Charges Into B.C.S. Title Game
Through the tears, Foley remembers father as good man

Medieval Meteor Therapy

Scientists sky a dolce bride. Just cruise.
Just ping the mirrored atmosphere.
Nature can outmuscle, outwit mutation.

Media dogs study Tiber time.
A broadcast flurry on the wrong lakeside,
but the journal’s in the can. No static.

Smith, MD, bounces strength cells
off electrified castles. Protein faithful,
Leonid’s genetic! Eternal!

--Lance Newman

Stem Cells Help Dogs With Muscular Dystrophy
How to Hear the Leonid Meteor Shower
Stars Cruise to Roman wedding

Globo fashion police

Mister Broadcaster, can you incorporate
the border of disorder when youngsters
will disintegrate to regulate their weight?

Get with the American program: kill a man
to lose a kilogram, then criticize the rising skies.
Exclude all food for years, for fear. Can we generalize?

Adverts up their skirts in the media? Exactly.
There’s no affect. We just infect the product
and put the dress to work. Look. Spark. Shock.

--Lance Newman

U.S. Searching for Americans Abducted in Southern Iraq
Junk food ads ban for children's TV
Anorexic model weighing just 40 kilograms dies

So-called Rivals Bond

“In history, ‘ties’ go to the Pope
and ‘celibacy’ goes
with male rule

like a late September frontrunner
with populist sniping.
Then again

even permanent Elizabeth
excommunicated
The Left, Inc.”

--Lance Newman

French Socialists to pick presidential candidate
Vatican reaffirms celibacy for priests
Royals to visit for Jamestown anniversary

pink indigenous overall

in Town, a service Town, the city's heart,
Parliament eyes gay gay sex rights, who
couples friendly, unofficial, sparking high,

rise sunbaking, down lung released,
cancer driving South, Smoking melanomas,
ageing women and much of Wednesday.

and the epidemic by our own Diabetes Maori
could end a possible Victorian extinction.
'That is the is of yesterday', began the Professor.

--Ivy Alvarez

South African gays celebrate unions being made legal
Lung, skin cancer rising in NSW women
Diabetes threatens Aborigine extinction

Brit’s Atomic Heart

Percutaneous intervention cascades and
Kevin Federline runs, clogged but peaceful.
Manhattan agreement went to work:

baby blockage; coronary plaque power;
blond heart warheads split. Confidentiality
centrifuges run far, vessels bomb mechanically.

Celebrity nuclear agreement plants marital uranium,
atomic bomb chains lodged in arteries.
Britney Spears says, “make me look beautiful.”

--Robert Woerheide

Common Heart Procedure Shown Ineffective
Brit’s Look Says, ‘I’m Back’
Iran wants 60,000 atomic centrifuges

Social Ordinance Emerging

No dream can change
assassin networks, white
corporate frontlines.

No dream can change
virtualized legacies,
archived environments.

No dream can change
population sysadmins.
Workers unite!

--David Stinson

Groundbreaking held for MLK memorial
Dallas suburb could enact local anti-illegal immigration laws
EMC connects virtualisation to storage

Virtual Green Product

Our marketing people say switch
your fossil-fuel vapor drive
for a rocking eco-luxury power-train!

Our marketing people say switch
your custom grandmaster sound
for dual-fuel stainless-steel djs!

Our marketing people say switch
your breath and seven senses
for the hydrogen romance of real-time!

--Lance Newman

Air guitar you can wear
Driving a Hydrogen "Eco-Luxury" Car
Grandmaster Flash, T.I., honored

Plastic Family Crusader

Holy retailers, destroy our old nemesis
this marketing season. Perhaps the red types
cast their eyes upon a Christian Christmas?

Fine! They couldn't free a dollar
from committee or capture two
headlines to end this war.

Meddling Democratic comandante,
you will see Mexico walled
and children dedicated to identity.

--David Stinson

Keeping Christmas under wraps
The Marxist Turned Caudillo: A Family Story
Deer frees itself from plastic pumpkin

Modern House Cub

Our upright-walking president recalls the pain,
the pill, of his continental thumpin'
and rings obedient Homo Bipartisan

on the telephone. “Hey girly guy, we diet
on fruits, nuts, and grasses in Texas.
Its clubbier out there, drier, more private.

Scout, we’re all hominids, neighbors, kin
since Africa. What say we vaporize?
Patriot, let’s sell generic aspirin.”

--Lance Newman

For Bush, it's now all about face
Contaminated With Metal, a Painkiller Is Recalled
Tooth Finding Shakes Human Family Tree

Genome Reform Anticipated

Virtues
And weaknesses.
Take my pulse.

Clinically,
Disease takes
Us all hostage.

Breathe
Great calm.
Tastes of cancer.

--David Stinson

Map of sea urchin genome is drawn
What to Expect From Bob Gates
Control freaks

So Clouds Died

One militant led raging
resembles the diameter of war
that pole typically least concentric

Departure confirmed defeat
while at times the rest detected
another human defense

The spent majority in position
Incumbent hands swirling celebrating
Clockwise Americans claimed final images

--Tom Trusty

Al Qaeda releases message
Democrats celebrate Senate win
Spacecraft beams back images of Saturn hurricane

PS3 Entices Rumsfeld

But how? W’s successors
spoke the language of joysticks?
Shoot and ride. Real “sophisticated.”

And why? Internet gamers
watch extreme footage of the war?
Duck and cover. How “global.”

Now what? The long-faced Queen
adopts the teens of Iraq?
Stick and move. So "wicked."

--Lance Newman

A softer edge to the same old hard line
The empire strikes back
MI5 chief: Terror threat growing

Cooperation Offers Gays

Herded rabbis work elections.
Newly shrewd lesbians
cut off top, disturbing the peace.

Oval Office cooperation reaching
ascendant same-sex mounts.
Agreement called “folding

government campaign.”
Religious extremist attacks
booked. Suffering promised.

--Robert Woerheide

Bush Pledges Bipartisan Cooperation
Hamas Offers to End Rule if Aid Resumes
Gays Arrested Trying To March In Jerusalem

Typical G-8 Human

Seasonal beings, toothy scavengers.
We consumed more miles yesterday
than the richest far environments.

One billion farmers on chemical plains,
extinction diet. What red-eyed children
can adapt to the killing water?

Hurricane this Earth! Storm the rainfall
clean. What colossal intervention,
what impossible fruit.

--David Stinson

How early man got his teeth into a balanced diet
Colossal hurricane-like storm seen on Saturn
Poor water management parches millions

Slated Ceasefire Lethal

A titled procession of icon mourners
crowd the Strip. Thousands on funeral film:
"Death to Israel! Death to America!"

Cameo: a family singer shouting
the artillery of heaven, revenge
prayers executed for God.

Injection of dead reality shooting
through Houston homes while Texas
officials version appeals on high.

--David Stinson

Israel on alert as Palestinians bury civilian victims
Christopher Walken to Play Ozzy Osbourne
Texas executes killer carjacker

Lucky Blue Majority

Today comeback campaigns
massacred the House.
People shelled the war.

The storm caught Kevin
in his pregnancy pyjamas,
mourning his unpopular hair-cut.

One question: Will Speaker
Pelosi divorce Israel
over Beit Hanoun?

--Lance Newman

Democrats take control of House
Brit Poised For Comeback; K-Fed Now Fed-Ex
Children among 19 killed by Israeli tank fire

Ultraviolet World Newborn

An executive formality:
the WTO’s three-alarm
atmosphere is killing

iguanas and theme-parks.
Chemical flamingos
probe coffee light.

Tricky Titan, rescue me.
Cassini, parachute me
to a big orange moon.

--Lance Newman

Florida Fire Damages Gatorland Theme Park
WTO Formally Invites Vietnam to Join
Haze over Saturn moon mirrored on early Earth

Klan-Free Vista

Another firebombing.
Carloads of shopkeepers,
gasoline, and white law.

Mercury quartet,
play the black
shotguns of 1967.

Mr. Coltrane, let’s escape
imperial orbit. The music
is Earth’s deep lungs.

--Lance Newman

Samuel Bowers, 82, Klan Leader Convicted in Fatal Bombing, Dies
Mercury's solar passage visible from Earth
A moving night of music from Coltranes

Aging Junk-Food Dream

No magic backlash.
No high-fat gasoline.
No radio bombs.

Our diet potion prolongs
liver-spotted police.
Fatty transgenic hypocretins.

Drink our chow. It firecrackers
neurons, you primates,
you protein ghosts.

--Lance Newman

Days of wine and fatty foods
Oaxaca protesters force police retreat
Cooler mice live longer

Shrinking Church King

A mid-century post-Baptist,
I shuddered in my reversible
marriage--sex torrid as worms.

My fishy public smile.
My ballot data arrays.
My meta-message.

O master, O nemesis,
O secret marine--we
are fated to collapse.

--Lance Newman

Evangelical America hit by gay sex scandal
All you need is cash
Report: Global fisheries in peril

Sex From Overfishing

Aggressive news nationwide:
Congregations discuss global fishing,
minister discipline to ecologists.

In 2048, New Life Church notes,
sex overseers catch total collapse.
Local spiritual economists discuss,

seek press conference
or administrative leave.
“Remove code-named seafood!”

--Robert Woerheide

'Operation FALCON III' Takes Down Local Sex Offenders
Overfishing Could Take Seafood Off the Menu by 2048
Statement From New Life Church

Save Dead Crisis

Costly spiraling sculptures that repair violence
A billion paper-mache US astronauts
Mourn a change depicting government marigolds

Pressure raising ancestors backed protesters
Truly a space city warning weekend Syria
One growing pilot has ghouls in on the annual dead million

Trying lines unrest elected griffin skulls
Street friends risk vigils stunt, rescue dangerous bones
Hizbollah state telescope would to graveyard over asset

--Terri Saul

Crisis dominates Day of Dead in Mexico's Oaxaca
US warns Syria over Lebanon plot
Top Gun to save Hubble

Operation Reverse Rescue

Administrators, autocrats, prophets.
Today we seek deeper galaxies
for a more permanent earth.

Embargo hope until we open
the oil star. Let the revolutionaries
suspend carnage and disaster.

We're upgrading in vital cosmos,
spacewalking atomic airwaves
for a home of our making.

--David Stinson

Al Jazeera TV news set to broadcast in English
Iran begins 10 days of war games
NASA to Fix Hubble Space Telescope

Happy Primate Blockade

They’re after ape language again.
And subversive self-awareness
in crocodile seniors.

They’re facing uprisings
in the finger-wagging streets,
their trademark wilderness.

Navy dolphins circle the Bronx
like ultra-right militias,
bespectacled, bald as mirrors.

--Lance Newman

P.W. BOTHA: 1916 - 2006
Iraq orders U.S. to end Sadr City blockade
Pachyderm perception is proved

H5N1 Global Repair

Celebrity administrator:
“We’re witnessing a greenhouse
virus evolve in the media gyroscope:

variant climate, deadly chickens.
Therefore shuttles orbit with space
junk, imaging healthy galaxies.

Reality? Dark energy.
Cosmic pandemic.
Buy batteries and water.”

--Lance Newman

The triumph of rhetoric over reality
Hubble repair mission a go
New Strain of Bird Flu Takes Over

Trans-Fats Ambush Party

Mr. Marriage, search the House Zone
for centrist menus now that conservative
acids attack the expensive white base.

At last, health squads are winning
majorities as Congress bans arteries
and quarterbacks mystery ingredients.

17 red candidates dead this week.
Hey, fatty consumers are soldiers too.
Do your duty. Clog family restaurants.

--Lance Newman

In Key House Races, Democrats Run to the Right
Love enters plot in soldier search
US debates 'hidden' food fats ban

Man Cost Up

Apocalyptic addict migration now
worldwide. Anything arrested.
Mobile drug authorities ticket Clint Eastwood.

Horror franchise dismembered.
Halloween climate change could render depression.
If countries do not act,

uninhabitable planet and 200 million
self-described methamphetamine
refugees will compare violation data.

--Robert Woerheide

Man Didn't Know About Secret Nuke Data
Global Warming Will Cost World $9 Trillion
Saw III Cuts Up Box Office Competition

Magnetic Oaxacan Storm

Miles of protest besieged
as state meteorologist
orders the People defaced.

Squatter photographer,
digging through barbed wire,
shot by swollen police.

Wind pulses in the Zócalo,
that swath of real morning.
Teachers, radio the world.

--Lance Newman

Fox sends Mexican troops to rebel Oaxaca
High Winds Knock Out Electricity in the Region
Los Alamos Lab to Test Giant Magnet

And five days since the end
One person, a second person,
Is calm in the restive province of bodies

Power, radiation, eruptions
High-energy particles.
Everything went as planned

Through the canyons, fire wind
Blackened acres and murder charges.
"It looks like things are beginning."

--Jaime Morrison

October death toll for troops in Iraq: 98
NASA's STEREO Spacecraft Begin Sun-watching Mission
Hunt Stepped Up For SoCal Wildfire Culprit

Government Control Fire

Suddenly, fuel.
Smoke. Blood.
No sanctuary.

My gusty companions rant,
“Ban church and state!”
Smokers. Arsonists.

Four centuries smother
the blackened canyons.
Chances are, it’s a dry death.

--Lance Newman

Kaine Bans Smoking in Most Government Offices
California Fire Burns Virtually Out of Control
Fire is set during church service

Got Gay Dollar?

Gay fence is hotly contested among voters
and Republican-controlled heterosexual fanfare,
the president reflected for a third consecutive day.

Borrowing barnyard sanctions, guest-worker
declined to answer. 11 million gay couples ripple,
citizenship wavering. Tricky little question--

too close to call but border protection boosts yen,
euro and franc. Gamely political impetus.
“Comprehensive gay reform!” Bush proposed.

--Robert Woerheide

Wanted reform, got a fence instead
Dollar Declines as New Home Prices Fall the Most Since 1970
N.J. boost for gay couples buoys GOP

Titillating Slum Remains

Scoop: “Foreign Skull Marries
Heterosexual Ambassador
While Villagers Pose as Nazis.”

Killings over same-sex
outrage as jeep militias
kidnap prime couples.

Legitimate skull calls simulated
airstrikes. Backlash unzipped.
Editors finally disarm the military.

--Lance Newman

The Battle Over Same-Sex Marriage
10 killed as U.S. raids Sadr City
Skull photos shock Germany

Centrifuges Reboot Sperm

Be practical, Georgetown.
Inject defiant Agency
technicians with Energy "X."

It’s intuitive. Atomic browsers
tweak the will, memory.
Think web cascade. Think lethal chat.

Nice heavy handsets gas
infertile buttons and tabs.
Machine quality men, folks.

--Lance Newman

Ring of doom: mobiles 'weaken sperm'
Report: Iran installs 2nd nuke centrifuge cascades
Mozilla Releases Firefox 2.0

Squash Leafy Tunnels

Eight countries support a vegetable ceiling.
But presidential Europeans inspect
collards and call for cognitive follow-up.

Ireland demands, “Halt kale intake!”
But Boston’s 3,718 unfettered markets
sell one billion zucchini daily.

Neurology, calculating fruit servings,
heralds enormous homes for workers.
EU countries reap firm mental borders.

--Lance Newman

Britain to Restrict Workers From Bulgaria and Romania
Big Dig Repair Inspector Questioned
Nutrition News: Another Reason to Load Up With Veggies

Soldier Chauffeur Time

Ethics Commission raises suspicion--
imploded Democrat chauffeur spent time in deceptions.
Once, highflying accounting. Once, Enron trading.

His prosperous little wife, violated for months,
is reported missing in Baghdad.
No other details. No search claims.

Washington responded with reasonable cause.
Coalition repaid 83,000 Iraqi Security Forces.
On condition of anonymity, of brutalized bodies.

--Robert Woerheide

State worker as chauffeur violated law
US soldier listed as missing in Baghdad
Ex-Enron chief Skilling gets prison time

Average Postseason Charities

At the left-handed orphanage,
injecting controversy
in the first semester--

a 1-1 tie, with
more than a third
scheduled to pitch again.

A motherless son
started the legal proceedings,
gained 15 pounds in 1905.

--Chris Wells

Rogers remains untouchable
Father never meant to 'give away' son to Madonna
Study: Students Pack On The Pounds Throughout College

Coal Dead 2.0

Underground: a warm-hearted fatality.
Virtuous Pennsylvania anthracite, almost sitcom--
Father Knows Best.

At press time, annoying
32-bit spokeswoman questions occupational safety,
officials & moderator forum, user explosion.

Give me yesterday. Give me night music & Frank Capra.
Give me mirrored memory--pretty wives & virtuous husbands.
Rescue the devoted dead.

--Robert Woerheide

Jane Wyatt, Star of Stage, Film and Television, Dead at 95
Firefox 2.0 Scheduled for Release on Tuesday
Explosion at Pa. Coal Mine Kills 1

Presidential Jobs Mirage

Sophisticated, electrifying,
our stealthy front-runner,
Capt. Keynote, waves boldly.

Vice radar detects fevered
images, all copper and profits.
“Cloak me, strategic cylinder!”

Sunday’s starlight losses
force engineers to sky
a computer candidacy.

--Lance Newman

Ford, posting huge loss, to revisit earlier profits
Barack Obama says he's thinking about running for president
Scientists Create Cloak of Invisibility

Bleak Greenbelt Security

Atmospheric horses, vector
holes attack the average
bug watcher’s plumbing.

Just phishing--no warrants.
Still the raids bagged
a spectrum of immigrants.

The infected home user’s
hauling cold junk
on the Blog Express.

--Lance Newman

Raids Widen 'Immigrant' Letter Probe
Attacks, Flaw Reports Mar IE 7 Release
Ozone layer hole 'bigger than North America'

Overhaul Smuggled Text

A new pinnacle: Family month
on our breathtaking spacecraft.
We’ll post remittances online.

“The border's virtually illegal,”
scientists say. Yesterday's manuscripts
are today’s searchable freedoms.

It emerged Inter-American diaries
follow the torrent of domination.
Our final action: dissuade interference.

--Lance Newman

Bush issues doctrine for US control of space
Darwin's entire works go online
Flow of Immigrants’ Money to Latin America Surges

NASDAQ Galaxies Captured

Consumer 51, our powerful
new index forecasts minkes
will revoke the slowdown.

Our investors understand the universe
and trade only “neutral” stars.
Our astronomers control Antennae.

The barrier. The ban. The beat.
Dow! Dow! Dow! Enough oceans!
Symbolic fins can’t pass for earnings.

--Lance Newman

Dow breaches 12,000 for first time
Japan welcomes Iceland's resumption of commercial whaling
Colliding galaxies captured on Hubble

Bush Boarding Nuke

President Bush fears new declaration,
rules, intelligence: Northeast Asian
terror suspects confirm banned weapons.

Second test triggers military clash—
war blows violating peace, sovereignty.
Afraid, media confirms, Bush and Beijing board nuke—

interrogating peace suspects,
prosecuting government reluctance,
preparing war trigger power regime.

--Robert Woerheide

North Korea May Be Preparing For Second Nuke Test
China draws the line at boarding ships
Bush Signs Bill Setting Detainee Rules

Girls Overrun Nuts

Faithful
staffers
prove

votes
radar
births.

Ferocious
census,
count.

--Lance Newman

Paras almost ran out of supplies
A Faith-Based Battle for Voters
U.S. population passes 300 million people

Nuclear Graffiti Temple

These people. Ragged sentimental youths
taking the Fifth. What moody decades.
This is a real stage, damn it!

Go ahead, sing penniless songs,
perform our atom laboratory’s
history, our messages and mistakes.

Yesterday we fabricated
ultraheavy nuclear polaroids.
The CBGB effect. Loud.

--Lance Newman

Lawyer Gets Much Less Jail Time Than U.S. Sought
CBGB Brings Down the Curtain With Nostalgia
Researchers Say They've Produced Element 118

Five-game Power Earthquake

“Zone defense!” say the spotty Americans,
“Strangle immigration for a landslide!”
But mammoth protests sweep the stadiums.

Cherubic candidates telephone for images:
criminals, feminists, Eskimos, terrorists.
Win! Win big! A pennant-clinching ad quake!

An oil blizzard rocks the clubhouse,
holy as a birthday series. Oh flags.
Oh eerie TV. Oh pricey republic.

--Lance Newman

6.3 quake rocks Hawaii
Midterm Meanness: Negative Ads Rule the 2006 Elections
Another World: Tigers sweep into Series

Melancholic Village Deposits

People are developing worlds, their imaginations fed
By exile and the so-called Lake Effect.
People are knocking out power. Thousands

Are known for having managed to work themselves
Into victims of the state, into new symbols for The Clash,
The river, the old city. Even the Blue Mosque,

Caught as she is, fills with people without power.
O beloved yet confused Istanbul, the 105-mile stretch
To the end of breakfast has been closed by Snow!

--Daniel Bosch

Microcredit Idea Inspires Programs Worldwide
Winter sweeps in early to parts of northern U.S.
Istanbul’s soul-keeper

Modest Evolutionary Smog

Executives pledge the traditional billion,
suggesting fires could trigger sudden
markets for something pristine.

University officials launch animal
banks to lend precious embryos,
managing millions in cellular wealth.

Ministers agree, poverty is dated.
Pioneering organisms evolved
for peace on capitalist earth.

--Lance Newman

Haze-Hit Countries Meeting Ends Without Detailed Plan
Microcredit Pioneer Gets Nobel for Peace
Embryo Fossils Give Insight into First Complex Life

Crumpled Security Ministry

Amish modern machines hauled away,
boy judge proclaimed, despite reports.
Heavy construction: five girls, gunman.

The White House pushed photo
opportunity overcome and environment
less stable. Bell tower toppled.

North Korean foreign affairs injured
Chinese adoption. Madonna’s mouthpieces
have yet to comment.

--Robert Woerheide

Contractors Demolish Amish Schoolhouse
White House Joins Push to Break UN Resolution Deadlock
It's Official: Madonna's a Mama

Hearty Political Fatwa

Mr. Bush, contradicting
Social commonsense, bound
To congressional literature,

Honoured an incendiary event.
The public calls for condemnation. They demand
Mr. Foley be made a symbol.

A leader with a smile
Gave aid to the situation; beaming,
He ensured the support of home.

--Colin Morgan

Bush Gives Hastert Boost in Time of Need
Call is a victory for commonsense: Beazley
Nobel for Orhan Pamuk

Empire’s placebo capsule

While patient millions submit to drugs,
government-funded amateurs
search for the pyramid’s trigger,

beam websites marketing
the Other to extraterrestrials.
These men may be liable for History.

Our national disease is fraud, a dementia
sprawling across the order of things,
troubling the ruins of nature.

--Lance Newman

Yahoo's Pyramid Plan Crumbles
Law reins in wild webbers
Little Benefit Seen in Antipsychotics Used in Alzheimer's

Local Killings Increase

The community develops a sacrifice.
Cory Lidle is willing to kill
Embarrassment in Iraq.

The toll of death
From an insurgent network
Is not on-scene. Not of a baseball

Mind. Furor and terrorism exist
Only in New York. Angles
And avenues are aflame. Not frank.

--Colin Morgan

Gibson tells of drinking demons
Plane crash rattles New Yorkers
Study: 2,660 civilians slain in Baghdad last month

Freed Raises Five

Headed just later Shakaa
Unharmed public leading
Second appeared French

West gather stirred head on
Leading Television single
Train late reports who was in crash

Other associated several networks
Like West group movement
Inside just found being

--Wellin Sillow

N Korea raises threat of new test
Train collision in northeastern France kills five
US student kidnapped in West Bank, freed after a few hours

North Korea Stoked

Wednesday an act of war.
Neighbors race to bolster blast: success!
More people than normal

Prepare for atomic warfare, battling to bring us
High-definition invasion and ensuing strife,
The economic lifeline.

Surely the best will win?
Both sides could lose. And vice versa.
Further pressure. Further press.

--Daniel Bosch

High-definition films: the battle for our screens
Study sees 655,000 Iraqi war deaths; Bush disputes
Bush Calls on U.N. to Curb N. Korea's Efforts

Precise Civilian Hostage

Exactly four clandestine arsenals go public yesterday,
morguing wild hardware. Pennsylvania hangs Iraqi cats
and requests mountain guns to calm civilians.

Attorneys acknowledge the schoolhouse breeds commotion,
with hourly crossings quadrupled in this rugged county.
Dispassionate, elusive, Mr. Kill authorized the undercount

when sneaking jaguars screamed, “No Baghdad!”
Check back for margins. Everybody’s precise: smugglers,
dispatchers, government. Formidable accuracy’s American.

--Lance Newman

911 Transcripts Are Released in Amish School Shooting
Iraqi Dead May Total 600,000, Study Says
Gone for Decades, Jaguars Steal Back to the Southwest

Hidden Lettuce Bomb

Pages plant luxury seed, nuclear crops, media damage.
A leafy spokesman-type denies reality:
the North’s purported ally, reclusive consumers.

Spent investigators contact Pyongyang, threaten scandal.
China's communist farmers launch bacterial standoff.
Should Russia know? Should the World?

Concentrate, Congressman: Aren’t wilting
nations the problem, alongside the ministry? Think.
Executive suite. Six-party morning. Miles from anyone....

--Lance Newman

Voluntary Lettuce Recall Creates More Worry for Farmers
Hastert: Anyone who knew about Foley 'should go'
U.S. rejects direct talks with North Korea