Cut-Off Noir Simulacrum

The philosopher of the hyperreal a grand hype
apartment with 50 television sets and pictures of America
even if Baudrillard had not existed

it would have been necessary to invent him
everything was a non-event, an illusion, a simulacrum
part of his legend to loathe all forms of culture

stark noir fantasy world
the colours more radically concentrated
advancing towards the storm-battered coast

--Clark Allison

Did Baudrillard Exist?
'300': Exiled In Guyville, By Kurt Loder
Cyclone George kills two, Jacob advances

Injuries And Chocolate

                --"Use the Force!"

He called me a brute, I remember,
after twice trying to fit handcuffs
around handfuls of my genitals.

I think I did him some injury;
he is putting a spell on my groin.
Now I will have a miserable time

of personal pain and depression.
I have accepted that, and will need
to relieve myself with Maltesers.

--Andrew Bailey

Fears over police attack caught on camera
Football Digest
Woman, 68, who put cannabis in casseroles, guilty

Leaping Accident Investigators

An astronaut's lover burst into flames
after a few anger management classes
and is now wearing a tracking device.

She veered off the runway and crashed
out of New York warehouse emergency exits,
reportedly threw a phone at management.

Asked about the 'crazy lady', her maid
she is going to have to modify her outfit,
mop floors and perhaps sweep them too.

--Rupert M Loydell

Naomi Campbell forced to clean floors
Investigators arrive at Java crash site
Astronaut's Lover Asked About 'crazy Lady'

Nominally Slippery Rehab

security forces committed extra-judicial killings
criticised death squads, kidnapping and torture
they’ll clean it up and resell it

shot on sight trying to cross the border
cracking down on political dissidents
squeezing press freedom to an all-time low

would rather not have sweeping changes at the top level
look at the whites of their eyes and talk vision
what a rock and how out of control recently

--Clark Allison

Sudan genocide highlighted in annual report
Blackstone team due at Chrysler
Bald Headed K-Fed Says He Did It For Britney

Rescue American Lying

Hundreds
of wounded
American survivors quake.

Scooter
Libby panicked
from new mistreatment.

Conditions
trapped beneath
perjury. Childhood killed.

--Robert Woerheide

Survivors plead for help as Ring of Fire earthquake kills 70
Bush acts to save face over care of troops
Libby Found Guilty of Lying

Overwhelmed in Evidence

                fear
        the proof
of secret plot;

                terror
        a result
of Sumatra quake;

                dawn,
        Achilles killing
for meaningful security.

--Andrew Bailey

Show us Diana's murder letters
Powerful Indonesian earthquake kills 70
NATO launches major southern Afghan offensive

Scattered Fake Liquidity

Notebooks and stationery, once products for sale, lay
        scattered
Destruction everywhere, preparing to do noon prayers
chaotic violence gripped other parts of the city

filing difficulties, likely restricted liquidity
       limit its options
didn’t know what to do screaming ‘I’m a fake!’
life unravelled in the public eye

suicide bombing at a long-standing downtown book
        market
wounded bystanders screaming amid pools of blood
        and bodies
two dead on the ground by the orchard areas

--Clark Allison

Killings continue despite Iraq crackdown
'Antichrist' Britney 'attempts suicide'
The Ratings Game

Compared to Diabetes

It is not the work of years
to call the small pebble appealing.
I have the capacity and am not alone.

It is not the work of years
to cajole a lone child into the system
of incapacity it would not look for.

It is not the work of years
to veg out, but Kerry acknowledges
she has hands reserved for chocolate.

--Andrew Bailey

Al Fayed urges Diana inquest delay
Drive to get more benefit claimants into work
Sitting on the diabetes timebomb

Coulter Repairs Suicide

666 divots repaired after giant Ann Coulter thunderstorm.
From Florida to Malibu, across the political seaside,
TV references surface. Seven candidates hang.

Demonic scrawling claims behavior is indefensible.
1,000 giant NASA hopefuls called John Edwards,
described right-wing impasse and erratic damage.

Faggot rolled pundit parties. Took bedsheet, tried
Britney Spears, approximately. Hail! Hail!
Paramedics were called. Luckily, conservative was unhurt.

--Robert Woerheide

Britney Spears Tried To Commit Suicide?
U.S. space shuttle rolls back to hangar for repairs
Pundit Ann Coulter takes heat for anti-gay slur

Bathed in Teflon

Nothing seems to hurt the disappointed
Everyone loves bloviators
Well, not everyone

Co-operation between giants would benefit
A hundred activists say the same thing
Well, not everyone

I-am-who-I-am took a subtle swipe
Still, nothing seems to hurt no one
Well, not everyone

--Rupert M Loydell

Bush declares tornado-hit county a disaster area
Leaders to heal divide
I-am-who-I-am is working

The Pet Career

Andrew is compelled and inspired by darkness
But after three botched efforts is still ridiculed
By people and believes he has little to lose

He is struggling to resurrect his kitten
Higher than seemed imaginable 15 years ago
"I must give it more and more drug," he said

Exposed to everyday fortunes and setbacks
Andrew will eat their heart lungs liver and kidneys
But is also growing cats for the developing world

--Martin Stannard

E17 singer Harvey on Eurovision shortlist
Obesity drug launched for fat dogs
Vaughan relies on basic instincts

Another Chopper Down

Prince Charles made a "hard landing" today.
He handed out traditional combat injuries
in a swift military violation of his wife.

The problem heiress was evacuated to a hotbed
pending family notification and a hefty fine.
She expressed disbelief Charles would withdraw.

Camilla was pulled over late Tuesday night.
There was no word on the extent of surveillance.
Ample coverage could have nasty consequences.

--Rupert M Loydell

Prince Charles visits troops
A New Day For Paris – In Jail?
Military says another chopper down -- Not hostile fire

Atheist's Party High

She didn't sample the food
She was not at risk of catching the illness
She has been placed on medical leave

She didn't sample the food
She complained of trouble after filling up
She appears to be juddering and misfiring

She didn't sample the food
She signed the order creating religion
She shouldn't be allowed to sue the government

--Rupert M Loydell

Faulty fuel calls on rise
Beyonce not at Hep A risk -- Didn't eat party food
High court hears case of faith-based funding

Spontaneous Sell-Off Consequences

killing free radicals only interferes with survival
Critics doubt whether oxidative stress even exists
no effect – positive or negative – on survival

might actually increase the risk of death
a landmark global study has found
does not know how to protect its industries

disavowed some severe capital market restrictions
indicating the flight from global equities slowing
eliminating free radical “messenger molecules”

--Clark Allison

Airbus to Cut 10,000 Jobs Over 4 Years
Overseas Markets Continue Downward Slide
Vitamins could be killing you

Illegal Pirated Genocide

Gordon the Bosnian video-sharing cabinet
Failed to discuss genocide with Bremner
And ordered justice for BitTorrent

Gordon the Bosnian video-sharing cabinet
Exonerated Ubisoft early on Monday
Downloading songs by Muslims

Gordon the Bosnian video-sharing cabinet
Rang the Chancellor to direct justice games
But once rang failed suspects to prevent a reshuffle

--Will Scott

Court: Serbia failed to prevent genocide
Is it legal to impersonate a minister?
BitTorrent to offer movies, TV shows for downloading

No Rodents Tomorrow

In a city like New York,
Vermin seemingly caught on tape,
Invaded a former playboy body.

In a city like New York,
Rodent officials focus on Sky News interview.
In the morgue a probing derailment.

In a city like New York,
Patrons do not see creatures.
They will be distributed to the endless wage.

--Kelly Tapper

New York food establishments wage war against rodents
U.K. Rail Crash Report Due as Early as Tomorrow
Still no rest for poor Anna

Regulator Snipes Back

Critics arguing were lost hopefuls and fat children
Critics arguing would not appeal to corrupt FBI agents
Critics arguing leave broadcasters jumping ship

Critics arguing mean that the government's successful
Critics arguing confirmed that media junk rules
Critics arguing veto a shootout at Pine Ridge Reservation

Critics arguing has become impermissible
Critics arguing will be banned from January 1, 2008
Critics arguing was one of the primary reasons for the Fall

--Martin Stannard

Ukip told it cannot change its name
Junk food ban will cost U.K. TV
Why Geffen Dislikes Clintons--Meet Leonard Peltier

Microsoft Spanking Britney

For 24 hours Microsoft kicks, throws shoe,
chokes Britney for offenses.
Mother punishable for patent verdict.

Anyone involving troubled technology
retreated, shaking, and proposed San Diego
instead of digital custody, iPod jail.

1.52 billion baby objects offered for
18 closed fist firms, lawmaker said.
Estranged music threatened massive failing.

--Robert Woerheide

Proposal to ban spanking is revised
Microsoft fined US $1.52b in MP3 case
Britney Spears Wants The Kids, Can’t Escape Rehab

Peace Not Contest

We were dressed in cream and silver but put off by
The hundreds of genuinely interested other artists
Who phoned in before apparently becoming involved

In an illegal war they had no chance of winning
We were dressed in cream and silver but put off by
A banner on the back of the large black police lorry

It said the timing wasn't right to make the argument
Peace and protest had been plausible in previous years
We were dressed in cream and silver but not put off

--Martin Stannard

C4 facing huge phone bill
Eubank arrested after protest over prince's deployment
Morrissey says 'no' to Eurovision

Delivery Wants Repair

Children in Eden
Desperate girls doing E!
Tied doubled to Cross

Record-setting retraction
Progress jettisoning crewmen
Cutting tie and retract outpost

On their disorder
Psychiatric attention developed
Guides and drugmakers needed

--Steve Donovan

Marcia Cross' Dual Delivery
FDA Wants Clear Warnings on ADHD Drugs
Spacewalkers Repair Antenna Near Outpost

Investors Trouble Points

The company will pay and will assume millions of debt.
Investors applauded the announcement
then adorned the kids with some new tattoo work.

Due to apparent instability
tonight should be clear with
a bitter cherry on the already spoiled cake.

The deal seems to be a positive
and the paparazzi was subsequently seen partying.
Shareholders reportedly canceled plans.

--Rupert M Loydell

Weather service points to high winds
Whole Foods Delights Investors -- For Now
Britney Spears, A Mommy In Trouble

Gates Contaminated Girls

American researchers report
according to parliament data
purchased media be discarded

analyzed a variety of girls
they were over sexualised
emotional and physical problems

a warning to all consumers
of harmful media objects
vaccine maybe developed

--Melissa Gray

FDA Warns of Salmonella-Contaminated Peanut Butter
Media cited for showing girls as sex objects
Gates joins Canada in AIDS fight

Three Million Sandwich

Almost everyday snow storms stranded,
Slowed momentum too long,
For tarmac travellers, hunched, safe still.

Ice skills at keyhole.
Move forward, step toward,
Introduce and cancel.

Blue delay, promising action,
Repairing reputation, staving off pushing.
Sitting with thoughts and apologies.

--Patrick Davies

Class-action peanut butter suit filed in Seattle
Surgical success linked to skill at video games
JetBlue vows to compensate delayed fliers

Lighting Ivory Moon

Like a giant incandescent trampoline,
A patiently waiting ancient downlight hangs,
Historic ivory fluorescents.

Fascinated millions capture lunar lights,
Intelligent creatures, watchers, like upside down trees,
In both living and dead reality.

Their sentinel mission of refuge to settle,
Install, establish homes amidst the bayous habitat,
And last much longer.

--Patrick Davies

Upside to down lighting
Moon Settlers May Be "Ski" Racers, Helium Miners, TV Stars
Robotic Cameras Join Search For Ivory-billed Woodpecker

The Happy Version

Wait to be a part of stars
To come away from
This truly amazing us

To live is what honours
Lighting the field
Is an honour

Who best prizes the Holy
Will do anything
To be steeped in this

--Martin Stannard

Muse to headline at Isle of Wight
Mark Speaks About Robbie
Sondheim triumphs at Olivier Awards

Elusive Snow Bird

Long beaks in the suburban meltdown
Snowplows
Drivers confirm robotic birds

Across the market
Officials with red beaks
Feared and flapping

In the city
A snow angel
In search of the first

--Katie Bowman

Robotic cameras join search for elusive woodpecker
Tests confirm H5N1 bird flu strain in 2 Moscow districts
Snow-angel makers await Guinness nod

Stricken, Unraveled, Still

Meanwhile, keel down among spacewalking
whales, the gun-toting crew protects astronauts.
Saturday’s ordeal killed our principal, the Ocean.

To hijack speed and power, trick Earth's substorms.
Just brandish abandoned satellites and rockets.
Yesterday, the single latitudes worked.

Holy Canary! The fire doused physics.
It’ll be one sad stopover.
Coffee and carcasses. Cake.

--Lance Newman

Bumpy landing foils plane hijacker
Whaler refuses Greenpeace help
NASA launching 5 satellites on one rocket

Contaminated Friendly Latrine

Peter Pan thrown inward, outward--hails of friendly fire
Nut borne bacteria killed bravery
shot it hopping a fence, contaminated.

It rose in the west, salmonella stung eyes
Snubbed the royal revellers
Sniped Victoria and forgot our hero.

Danced in the Sherbert Mardis Gras
Infected the comrades
Showered and slipped down the latrine.

--Megan Crump

Restaurants offer Mardi Gras reinforcements
The Hunt For Peanut Butter Salmonella Source Continues
'Friendly fire' may have killed VC paratrooper

Life Jars Baby

Pinpoint any amount of whitefish
through cracks in the rock:
Streams, lakes, rain contain the germ.

Salmonella sandwiches people
surrounded by jelly:
Better behaved children suspect Peter Pan.

Smuckers taken by a powerful camera
revealed pregnant life, doctors have warned:
Butter women who do not eat.

--Niall Byrne

Grandest canyon may hold key to life on Mars
Dirty jars suspected in peanut butter contamination
Eat fish to make your baby brighter, women told

Baghdad Killed Image

Troops tighten up their grips for a city as
convoys of weapons searched for rush-hour commuters.
Suspects lamented on bombings that killed 191 leaders.

Spain’s image of a place of doom and gloom.
Searching on a summit of heightened security for leaders
of terrorist Thursday.

More checkpoints attack problem Baghdad with
a trial into image problems that attack suspects,
stopped and searched for brutal bombings.

--Holly Williams

Trial opens in Madrid train bombings
Troops increase checkpoints in Baghdad
Union leaders try to defuse crisis in Guinea

Evolving Better Innovation

After a series of flip-flop battles
an intelligent designer has devised
a way to triple the amount of memory.

The pendulum has once again swung
back on the educational menu.
Most of the static random nasal spray

is typically stored on a live chip and
stimulates debate in the blood and nose.
God would help unclog crippling bottlenecks.

--Rupert M Loydell

Oh God, an evolving saga continues in Kansas
IBM announces chip memory innovation
Study: Nasal spray better than flu shots for children

Fortune Dodge

Writer seeks sceptical
comedian work
nothing incumbent

Impassioned babe will plea
slapped judge blames her
common denominators

Lineup colleagues paid blitz
besmirched leadership dangled
promise hikes leave echoes

-- Bob Garlitz

Does Al Franken have a chance?
Judge issues order on Nicole Smith's baby
Chrysler to cut 13000 jobs

Coast Lights Everything

Rainbow colour communication in bright flashes,
Clean up, disorientate, victims of dollars and scandal,
Revealed in light, despite magical devise.

Million bright flashes, claim vomiting headaches,
Toxic apple, aloof and frightened,
Tens of thousands capturing light inactive.

Flapping forwards, rapid bending,
Forbids future and all its forms
You can only see backwards.

--Patrick Davies

"Dirty Deal" For Victims Of Ivory Coast Waste Scandal
Large squid lights up for attack
Everything but the iPhone

Anti-War Talks Bombs

21,500 pools of blood.
Tigris River. 2 AM. A late-night heart negotiation
shattered. 78 living mannequins blackened by

21,500 pools of blood.
Crowded governments lost marathon killing. House
Democrats rolled parked cars, turned will, encouraged

21,500 pools of blood.
Thunderous blasts and dense debris--denuclearization
pending. Negotiators. Car bombs. Draft. Upside-down.

--Robert Woerheide

Breakthrough Comes in North Korea Nuclear Talks
Car bombs blast Baghdad marketplace
House Democrats Unveil Anti-War Bill

Honeybees Appeal Law

Tens of thousands of Roman Catholic beekeepers
champion fresh killing, or at least a detailed abortion
of specific colonies rising up.

Affected black man is seeking pollination, emphasizing
honey crops low, production cold. White House pledges
Colony Collapse Disorder is all-inclusive.

Freezing voters stay fresh, answer, “Honeybee
eloquence and charisma extraordinary.
Overturn mysterious conservative illness!”

--Robert Woerheide

Portugal fails to overturn abortion law
Mystery Illness Killing U.S. Honeybees by the Thousands
Obama seeks ‘stay fresh’ formula as he tries to widen appeal

Unreal Astronaut Ban

iPod oblivion has gotten people killed:
electronic pedestrians on the streets,
robotic arms and plows gone wrong,

iPod oblivion has led to chain-reaction crashes,
detachment from real communities,
folks unaware of a world beyond.

iPod oblivion has led to slick white stuff,
leads to love triangles on the drive,
kind of effective before the break up.

--Rupert M Loydell

NASA weighs consequences of astronaut love triangle
New York Mulls iPod Ban on City Streets
An 'unreal amount of snow' in U.S.

Last Country Remarks

"I want to get a shotgun, abduct a woman,
Put all of my parking tickets on my mum's card,
And rob a bank like they do in England," she said.

"Apparently there is still a sense of inclusion lingering
Among drug dealers and prostitutes and cops everywhere
But I'm sure we can put it to bed," authorities said.

I just smiled to myself in the rarefied air
And said "I love like a romantic shit. Here's my book.
I thought you might like to read it."

--Martin Stannard

Monday: Pop Shots
Gerrard plays peacemaker over Barton
Astronaut accused of flighty behaviour

Some Triumphant Appearance

Sparkling in sequins, plumes and diamonds
The talismanic children remain sharp
After an absence that bordered on torture

In a typical display of arrogant skilfulness
Bill Python is especially chilling:
The unhappy and bloodied "free world survivor"

It's the miracle boys of The New World Order
With a gloriously funny crudity of expression
Yoked to a secret political position. Hmm.

--Martin Stannard

Jonny Bionic: Wilkinson's amazing comeback
Survivor Kylie breaks up with her 'protector'
Short, sharp and shocking

Spellbound Global Jigsaw

The juggernaut of hype
sent a shock wave across the lucky
millions of people worldwide

Intense hurricanes and cyclones
have certainly transformed
hundreds of scientists worldwide.

The last remaining problem
is accelerating human activity
on the path to independence.

--Rupert M Loydell

Global Warming Shock Wave Awakens World Leaders
How JK Rowling has us spellbound
Balkan jigsaw seeks final piece

Crush. Contrite Thinker.

You’re so deeply under 39.
Two devices make friends
on impact.

Boisterous Mayor, phones, sorry bombs
cost Time. Forced grins’ll melt
Climate Teen.

Rise firm, finest advertisements! Show
Half Scientific, Inc.
direst ice.

--Lance Newman

Warning on climate change threats
Newsom apologizes for affair
Company Will Pay Boston After Scare Over Ads

Incandescent Cartoon Slur

Our city got large on efficient networks
and underground power. Until there was traffic,
thought, it seems, was major surgery.

Thought, it seems, was major surgery
when our city got large on efficient networks
and underground power. It was traffic.

Underground power was really traffic.
Thought, it seems, was major surgery
after our city got large on efficient networks.

--Lance Newman

Ad scheme triggers bomb scare
TV footage of Castro shows improvement in his health
Might California Ban the Old Bulb?

Propane Circuit Weekend

Fires leave pictures,
leave prices,
piles.

My manager exploded
right on
camera.

Ancient telescope site.
Tuesday’s broken
again.

--Lance Newman

Workers' village unearthed near Stonehenge circle
Gas Station Explosion Kills 4 in W.Va.
Astronomers mourn Hubble breakdown

From Catastrophe to the Moon

(Where Dreams Come True)

40 years ago Saturday
the Prince got on that white horse
where it was parked between performances.

The vehicle had been hot-wired
so they took time to fix it.
Good, old-fashioned work.

The dragon-slaying Prince
photographed nude and expanded
died atop some kind of rocket.

--Rupert M Loydell

Apollo 1 astronauts honored at Cape
Fugitive, singer's bus are found
David Beckham Plays Prince for Disney

Riding with the King

The man with the guitar named Camilla
was suffering leaked episodes.
She refused to comment

before appearances were scheduled.
He has an illegal history,
continued to appeal to rockers.

The couple are scheduled to receive
a replica copyright infringment
then take a look at famous faces.

--Rupert M Loydell

Google and YouTube: A Catch-22
BB King Hospitalized for Unknown Reasons
Prince Charles Begins Weekend U.S. Trip

Issue Over Evidence

The sun agreed the delicate edgy relationship
Has taken another turn for the worse
What a great start to the New Year

I think it's about making him look worried
We are so deserving — it's unbelievable news
The statement said, without elaborating

The moon denied making those remarks,
But the damage may already have been done
It was petty for him to come out with that nonsense

--Martin Stannard

Fashion bosses agree to debate on skinny models
Emma has a Bunton in the oven
Tired? Wenger is being petty, fumes Ferguson

Funny Firepower

Electrical penetration cannot
reach the brain's insula where
feelings translate into craving.

Seek neither cockfight nor insight,
beauty nor tractor pull nor model toys,
but enjoy this primitive madness.

Never witness the added tasteless little twist
where grief signals the agony flashed
by having a dynamic "quickie" with the caterer.

--Bob Garlitz

Tragedy, comedy find release in 'Catch'
Trigger-Happy 'Smokin' Aces': Playing With Firepower
Brain damage kills craving for nicotine

Crash Pinpointed Hands-Off Scoop

Pilots' chatter prompted the throw down
but distraction taxied the ugly squabble
within rules set by the blood test.

Gorgeous Goglia divides two-finger
scrolling, kinda insisting hurt feelings
keep his foot out of his slur.

"He needs to just not press the backlash,"
asserts the divided Jobs. Much-touted
scratches keynote the adorable accident.

--Bob Garlitz

No cause pinpointed in crash
Scoop! 'Grey's Anatomy' cast: It's war!
Apple iPhone: our in-depth, hands-off impressions

To Sell Oversee

Armed troops court few
President sending his powerful come
Terror says Mr. Foreign

Terror says Mr. Foreign
By pulpit court few
President sending his powerful come

President sending his powerful come
Shortly terror says Mr. Foreign
Armed Troops court few

--Terri Saul

Senate moves toward a clash with Bush
A hard sell
Secret court to oversee U.S. spying program

Republican Sponsorship Virus

The scientists say that Bush is like
a haemorrhage in reality,
that the racist virus replicates

and the Democrats are fracturing.
A hurled t.v. commands the process,
immune to foreign threats of attack,

forcing the candidates to question
who said what in the primate congress.
Financial backing for war persists.

--Simon Turner

Senate moves toward a clash with Bush
Study: 1918 flu virus lethal to primates
TV Show Hit By Racism Row Goes On As Sponsor Pulls Out

Secret Clickwheel Ambitions

Somehow our pants stayed up
at the same time as the president
had the authority to eavesdrop.

We frayed our braces and stripped.
The hand of a Doomsday Clock
moved minutes closer to midnight.

Some of the clouds of dust
have been cleared away,
leaving us licking our wounds.

--Rupert M Loydell

Doomsday Clock moves closer to The End
Administration ending warrantless phone taps
Future gazing

Skeptical Obama Technology

White House to U.S. interconnect prototype created.
Less power-hungry as a neighbor, and programmable.
Presidential researchers expressed hopes.

Barack Obama questioned heavy--papers, chips, nanowires.
Mailing-list tensions packed President Bush.
Sectarian transistors computing violence reception.

Condoleeza Rice announced King Abdullah nomination,
and intentions to prolong a weak Iraq. Rice skeptical
Washington’s filing morass figured out.

--Robert Woerheide

HP Develops New Chip Technology
Obama moves nearer to presidential run
Saudi Arabia skeptical about Iraqi government

Important Stationary Awards

Wow! Man! Over the weekend a stationary bike
broke the world record for most irrelevance.
The old record was set last year by Beyonce.

Stalled on a road to nowhere, a spokesperson
repeated the words "road map" nine times
in a pair of shorts, made it clear that police

were no longer interested in dysfunction,
were done with his ride. I have always dreamed
but never, ever this big. Thank you so much.

--Rupert M Loydell

Man Pedals Way into Guinness Book of World Records
Rice is stalled on a road to nowhere
Beyonce's 'Dreamgirls' wins Golden Globes

Wrenching Sloppy Necks

Hold your minutes, console fans.
Ms. Mother-of-Three insists defense is a headache.
Her toilet part cheered at the hanging.

Hold your minutes, water gurus.
It’s that weary Arab noose. Wii!
Hooded half-brother, quickly, home, home.

Hold your minutes, jumpsuit players.
Baghdad’s big five hyped the gallows.
After Friday’s crying, we scored, drank, unraveled. Goal!

--Lance Newman

Down and out. Chargers' season comes to end
Water overdose kills woman in Wii challenge
Saddam aides hanged, film shows brother beheaded

Wicked HD History

Yesterday ago, a huge party boy,
a shoo-in, his do all domination, say,
pierced for survival, altogether video,

said, “Ride the deal, Mr. Public, keep it gangly,
with posters, a two-bedroom production.”
But Jackie, years are the new adult terror.

Was his expensive face did or disorder?
Troubling day-to-day playgrounds.
Snatch-fest. Go home, Jacques. Later.

--Lance Newman

Sarkozy's distorted vision
HD DVD gets boost from porn industry
Experts: Mo. Boy Controlled by Captor

Spirited Presidential Decision

I am not surprised.
Fraught with logistical problems,
barely a year has passed,

winning history nearly scuttled
showing signs of emotional fatigue.
He did not want choice for his future.

Nervous or elated,
left out of the set-up,
he went for a different challenge.

--Rupert M Loydell

England exit left Beckham with little choice says Wenger
Denver to host party in 2008
The pressure's on

Crashed FAQ Offensive

After air and answers arriving,
as attention bore broader children,
conflict cooperation could flare.

Fortunately (from generated
George) his ideological life
made many marines more new objects.

Of officials playing President,
prime-time questions, some speculation.
Troops unanswered under war wreckage.

--Scott Rettberg

Macworld Expo: iPhone FAQ v.1
President Calls For Diplomatic Offense For War In Iraq
Parts of crashed plane surface

Simple House Frenzy

Thousands commend a Middleton upward media queen
for hitting opposite-field in a doorstep.
Simple things led to magnificent things:

Parking potential, radiation of her British things:
"We was like She was been a bankable queen.”
Two voters rushed empty cargo containers to her doorstep.

Between the third baseman and the shortstop
giving each state Security things,
“We've never had anyone unanimous queen.”

-- Melanie Hubbard

Media Frenzy over Prince William's Girlfriend
Gwynn and Ripken: It's that simple
House OKs anti-terror bill -- 1st item of Dems' agenda

Losing Plan Discussed

Losers
kill all,
micromanaging troop increase,

unleashing swift agonizing downfall.
"I sat, sulked, a mask
possibly proposing prosecutors, ignited, ticked away."

President will exterminate thousands to end season.
He believed the ultimate fireworks would cheer him.
Silently incapable, a former voice in the final block.

--Scott Rettberg

Bush Prepares to Announce New Iraq Plan
Saddam and cousin discussed killing thousands: tapes
NFL: Giants put up fight, but end up losing

Naive Travel Installation

The Vatican's mission on Broadway
will require Americans to produce a new
mixture of leather applause and slick nostalgia.

Popular Caribbean Archbishop of resignation,
Sandy Newton Zuko, will choreograph and finesse
teen grease, pink passports and open casting skirts.

The titled lead says the idea is to mirror the secret police,
acknowledge communist talent, audition babies,
and entitle anyone with a hairbrush.

--Bob Garlitz

Polish archbishop quits amid row
Clerk of Court to Drop Processing Passports
Grease revival seeks talent

Our Anonymous Dead

Morning wind probes highway waters,
pillows off a four-car war path.
Whiteout ahead. Wounded recruits

nightmare through whistling mental static,
the communication of artillery fire
crashing like a fruitless apology.

The wind doesn't blame. Wind swings
back to a high pass, searching for love
like a rare ethic buried in the mountain.

--David Stinson

Army sorry for urging dead soldiers to return to duty
8 rescued after avalanche buries cars
The 'Pillow Angel' and an ethical nightmare

Brown World Hurting

New research shows
that the prime minister,
a bottom-loving fish face,

might be driving
the eellike chancellor
out of its ancestral home.

A powerful country more like
a capitalist dictatorship.
A number of MPs are unhappy.

--Rupert M Loydell

Brown slams Saddam Hussein’s execution as ‘deplorable’ act
Fish Fin?: How Climate Change Is Hurting Cold Water Fish
China: Ghost World

Cold Death Ghost

I thought I was going to find beauty
but I was surprised at almost every turn.
I couldn't believe how new it is.

I imagined there would be lots of bicycles
but what I saw was totally state-of-the-art,
urban sprawl in a state of flux,

death a socialist economy
that just goes absolutely everywhere.
A deplorable set of events.

--Rupert M Loydell

Brown slams Saddam Hussein’s execution as ‘deplorable’ act
Fish Fin?: How Climate Change Is Hurting Cold Water Fish
China: Ghost World

Acts of Hypertension

Betty Ford blinked, lucky her, tears role.
Voting soon began with cardiovascular anticipation.
Counting stoic countdown, marriage, became old.

Moderate physicians officially called mortality old.
Bush in internal confusion changes his filtered role.
Next House hypertensive from regime change anticipation.

Yet men just blitz their emotional stopwatch anticipation,
To risk change, address alcoholic drinks. Cathedral old
Washington diagnosed to end, its service a memorial role.

--Scott Rettberg

Democrats Plan First 100 Hours, Give or Take a Speech
Widow, children face grief together
Moderate alcohol drinking may lower heart attack risk

Enlisted Jacket Home

A 24-year-old spectator.
Short on drive-by karma.
Detroit from the candles up.

He put a makeshift backpack on.
He wanted to corner 2007.
Prime someone for music and pizza.

Revelers log checkpoints at home.
Parachutes hop from hats.
A trance at the 3000th shrine.

--Lance Newman

Broncos' Williams shot and killed after party
Number 3,000: the soccer-mad dropout
Times Square rings in 2007

Frail Cult Broken

Outside the peninsula's first church,
three surprise assassinations.
Seismic family collapse.

Styled military pomp eclipsed
undercover mourner troves.
Absent bugles, hometown strategists

ordered laboratory discipline.
A toppled blouse earthquaked
history's registered desire.

--David Stinson

Violence marked his rise, rule and fall
Vast ice shelf collapses in the Arctic
No Pomp for a President in Repose

Submarine Skeletons of Scottsdale

A former heavyweight sailor
in Noida shocking young children
like half-a-dozen news agencies.

The buzzing industrial dry gutter of a Capital,
cocaine-powered, sexually revealed,
suffered a minor domestic discovery.

All skeletons detained
in the sheriff's vehicle, officials said,
were to be freed under supervision.

--Brendan Lee

Recovery of skeletons of children sends shock waves
Mike Tyson faces cocaine charge
Two U.S. sailors die after falling from submarine

Fated Sin Emissions

Hatred of
their drastic industries,
hatred of their legal rituals

polluting
the filtered night, stark as
a spiritual malnutrition.

Rhetoric
pilgrim, your animal
climate cleanses the black valley stone.

--David Stinson

Saddam's spiritual letter denounces hatred
Plight of polar bear forces Bush to recognise climate threat
3 million Muslims begin annual hajj pilgrim in Mecca

death, a risk

troubled heart, witness my life. sacrifice popular
therapy. the hip rush to the surface. drugs be hanged! over
the long term, failure will make fractures influence

celebration, but god will use his explosive influence
to make millions. it may seem weird to be popular,
to be greater than most, more profound. over

and again, true men suffer, their cries written over
ulcers, echoes of the underdog, while killings influence
or inhibit bewildered lawyers who want to be popular.

--Evie Shockley

Saddam Sees Death as Sacrifice
Remembering a Legendary Underdog
Fracture Risk, Medication Link

Ceremonial Mall Science

Not happy with Christian civilization?
Don't delay! We've got promotional prices
on Muslim, Jewish, even Mormon values.

Find allopathic evidence lacking?
Try Ayurveda! Let our yoga gurus
fashion a beautiful mantra for you.

Redeem a pranayama gift card.
Holy cures 50 percent off. Markdowns
on everything! Buy! Buy! Buy!

--David Stinson

Shoppers hit malls day before Christmas
Ramdev invites Ramadoss
VA Congressman's Comments Sparks Religious Controversy

Astronaut Seeking Operations

Redundant astronaut seeking long-term attention
including unique nurses to participate in
somewhat uncommon operations.

Activities conducted with proper care,
but some doctors arrested, incarcerated,
then released and followed.

Only three outcomes possible so far
but none avoid collapsing consolidation.
Few losses, one exception excluded.

--Tom Trusty

Health Care Shortage in L.A Jail System Leads to Death
NASA has had a wonderful 2006: on to 2007!
Airline Mergers: Ready for Takeoff?

Rosie Trumps The (loathsome) Donald

In their winsome epithets whir
Rosie’s no slouch with rich

words. His net worth’s a comb-over
to a bankrupt snakeoil salesman!

To which the Donald poisonously
slagged: She’s a slob! And also

talks like a fat truck driver. Rosie,
trump-fully back: Donald, sit & spin on it.

--Ed Higgins

Rosie Beats Trump, By Numbers
Trump, O'Donnell trade blows
Christmas Cranks 2006: Trump and O'Donnell tie

Security Pounded Titans

hesitate flight of outrageously nuclear
came Santa Claus from however afraid
stole comb-over despite associated

continues ambitions for annually alert
remains months in further private
bans the night through much alleged

leave pursuit across outrageously sweeping
boosed reindeer in however serious
tracks bemusement through annually first

--Michael Helsem

U.N. Security Council Passes Iran Sanctions
NORAD Keeps Track of Santa
Christmas Cranks 2006: Trump and O'Donnell tie

Today's Fallen Witness

I woke up this morning to cagey
government forces in a war of words.
These two billionaires baited

cowering civilian officials for talk show
accounts. Their concern was heavy
as Christmas charity. Subsequent BBC

video images: nightclothes peppered
with bloodstains, rumbling tanks convoy
to Haditha, a local explodes.

--David Stinson

After Charges, Looking Back on Haditha
Somali civilians flee fighting
Rosie Beats Trump, By Numbers

Global Liver Hurricane

What transplanted family finally
states its daughter--no remedy--
married a future corpse? She’ll bag custody,

share the will. Legal custody,
Dr. Dignity, is not medical, never finalizes
the pressures of that fatal remedy,

that failure of eleventh-hour remedies
for overdoses on Christmas domestics. Custody
rides on real medicine cabinets. That’s final.

--Lance Newman

More Troops? Come on.
Warnings on common painkillers may get stronger
Eminem's divorce finalized

Miss Down Process

Sun
dipped bad-girl
mainstreaming dementia chic,

trading
power glam
for soft-core casual.

She's
plunging galaxies
for jigsaw fame.

--David Stinson

In Miss USA drama, comeuppance for US 'raunch culture'
The dawn of time - after 13 billion years in the darkroom
'Tis nobler in the mind to read Shakespeare

Gold Trumps Rehab

Another fixed-wing pageant
till Kentucky’s
businessmen

discover pretty Sheriff
Tara’s rewired
heart.

Will someone crown
Spacewalking Joe
Tycoon?

--Lance Newman

Trump Lets Troubled Miss USA Keep her Crown
Dead climber's photos lessen hope 2 others alive
Discovery crew begins trek home

Memorable Alibis Shuttle

After a final inspection,
The man who gave us
Our lovely childhood bid farewell

And then headed into the spaceship.
The red light. The critical shield.
The rookie left behind where all

The innocent worked. Who on this planet
Has not heard of these?
I'm not entirely sure.

--Jason Gray

Second arrest in uk prostitutes’ killings
Astronauts bid station crew farewell
Thank You for the Cartoons, Mr. Barbera

Burden of Fury

A soldier, a convert, he sees
nuclear Christians loosed
on his eternal country.

They plagued the North with narcotic
Rapture, leveraged Revelation on young
brothers for capital in heaven.

A political Saturday in Arizona,
his unifying blood prayer said,
he steps out among the people.

--David Stinson

US Senator Asks Europeans To Send Troops To Southern Afghanistan
Bitterness in Beijing over North Korea's betrayal may mean war
Grand Theft Christianity

Bye-bye Electrical Houston

Welcome to our first online execution.
The condemned array themselves
in masks, with swords and clubs.

Angel-headed gamers balked,
botched the topless killings
of three criminal spacewalkers.

So, our final method:
Reroute console wires past
the straps for lethal burns.

--Lance Newman

Sunita takes her first walk in space
Botched killing puts Death Row on hold
Flying Wii remotes prompt world recall

Ancient Fighters Identified

A war community, fossilized
in some prehistoric
disorder,

with a genetic clan perception.
A function of country
disappeared

the inhabited sky. Drugged city
mammals embargoed the
evidence.

--David Stinson

Researchers Find Gene Tied to Perception of Pain
Looming Somalian war menaces whole region - UN
Squirrelly little guy flew with the dinosaurs

Long Blue Fear

Another serial American killing days, years
by the moon. I conquered migrant miles,
a rushed spree asteroiding to death,

dicing weekend planets on liquid death.
Brazen walker, enigmatic searcher, the years'
feint orbit mapped titan miles

on my naked body. Surprisingly, new miles
arrive tarlike, natural as a wary death
and I volcano each discovered year.

--David Stinson

Missing Texans and New Yorker all seasoned climbers
Police in race to save life
Mountains and more revealed on surface of frigid Saturn moon

Kilometers of Suicide

Known once as invasion,
apartheid is to industry
as antidepressants to alone.

Savage movie churches hunt
adolescents in hinterlands
abandoned to superhighways.

Warning: native ancients monitor
checkpoints, the settlers occupied
with a thrilling veneer of atrocities.

--Lance Newman

FDA: Suicide Warning on Drug Label
Carter’s Rhetoric of Apartheid
'Apocalypto' does disservice to its subjects

(Photo: Genocidal Press)

Peace
books
field,

fields
peace
book.

Book
fields
peace.

--Lance Newman

FDA: Suicide Warning on Drug Label
Carter’s Rhetoric of Apartheid
'Apocalypto' does disservice to its subjects

Deep Element Meltdown

Harrowing
desert star,
warm this tomb.

Wing
us over
barren polar floes.

Robotic
ice animals,
endangered earth children.

--David Stinson

Ice Age 2040: The Meltdown of the North Pole
Astronauts prepare for Tuesday spacewalk
Angelina wants more than 3 kids

Unknown Weapon Census

London, we’re killing Omaha
with radioactive moons. That abdominal buzz
says, “Go to the unmistakeable Kingdom.”

London, we’re killing Omaha
with Jurassic plankton. The “chewing” disease
says, “Soft hotel in underwater Scotland.”

London, we’re killing Omaha
with kidney investors. The murder dick
says, “It’s an open market planet, marine.”

--Lance Newman

'Walking Dirty Bomb' Tells of London Meetings
Taco Bell Distributor Passes Inspection
Jurassic shrimp resurfaces

Our Miraculous Shipwreck

First the birds leak outside,
awakened in a brouhaha of prayers.
Guadalupe's apparition warmed blood

stained flags. Blessed Muslim mother,
what oil war frees your tradition?
We're blogosphere incarnate here.

Book five to one on catastrophe.
This hulk's shipping water
and all we do is pray.

--David Stinson

At swearing in, congressman wants to carry Koran. Outrage ensues.
Mexico's patron saint impacts lives worldwide
At Pearl Harbor, a cautious wait

Behind Obscure Witness

Predawn hostage checks his tower,
and dismissed the gunshot sky.
Exiled gazer, downtown hammer.

Unable to make it to the spy house,
he turned east and yelled it won’t be him.
Defected witness, chained director.

Viewing in the very skies he dismissed,
hundreds of planets twinkle in snarled orbit.
Obscure commuter, armed critic.

--Tom Trusty

Planetary triple play on deck Sunday
4 dead in Chicago office tower shooting
Traces of radiation linked to Litvinenko case found in Germany

Lightning Strategy Killed

Rumor blast: The U.S. state's hot. Nuclear.
The Group’s official shares look south.
Theory? Foreign merger activity died.

Who briefed the Street by handheld?
In the Bank underground, secure
deposit fever ignited three agencies.

Their nowhere sector’s happened and done.
Rescue workers start Monday at Congress, Ltd.
Any port in a firestorm. With company.

--Lance Newman

Lightning bolt blamed for explosion that trapped miners
U.S. plans nuclear scans of cargo
Bank Of America Looks Abroad

His Extraterrestrial Saturday

If the event appraisal features barren images
take an expert along. Skirt the current
and follow, say, Josephine, your wife.

The swamp, full of daughters. Your wife
irresponsibly spins the mountains. Imagine
if spacecraft believed reasonably current

maps. I mean Mars could help our current
strategy for incentivizing life. Ask your wife,
does a Red executive make a Gold image?

--Lance Newman

Expert on Iraq report: Elephant produces mouse
We've found water on Mars, scientists say
Missing dad leaving clothing and map markers

U.S. Hunt Past

Stranded
invasion prescription.
Rescuers search profitability.

Realism
drug to
sustain Iraq withdrawal.

Pfizer
flatly dismissed
winning honest praise.

--Robert Woerheide

Analysis: Pfizer's heyday might be past
Searchers keep up hunt for CNET editor in rugged terrain
Gates admits U.S. not winning Iraq war

New Market Distortion

Many years, over the ongoing day,
our ways telescope and circle
every blueprint, every variety, yes.

Specifically we need voltaic speech. "Yes
hilltops corrupt incentive. Sanguine days
disrupt short-term growth. Circle

the chairman I say! Circle
the fabricated master! Yes,
we'll prospect sunlight this day."

--David Stinson

Scientists gather to discuss moon plans
Those Daffy Democrats!
Fed Chief Says Inflation Is “Uncomfortably High”

Score Go-Ahead Needs

Some wanting’s tied
to touchdown worries.
Male as treading hormones.

Some wanting’s tied
to virtuoso sidewalk play.
So ejaculate good will.

Some wanting’s tied
to stormy high-end hits.
Holy juke-box pregnancy.

--Lance Newman

With One Move, Brady Displays His Value to Patriots
Ancient Christian site becomes 'very sensitive ground' for pope
Sugaring the pill

Lucky World Chief

President Earth comes falling,
emoting top-to-bottom,
collapsing through the railing.

They ocean him, his supporters.
They staff his voice for years,
on home time, under cloudy water.

“My record now, Chairman Mogul,
re-author it. Make war later, better.
Have troops. Have podium. Have hospital."

--Lance Newman

U.S. Involved in Iraq Longer Than WW II
Berlusconi Slumps Over During Speech
Researchers record underwater eruption

Rev. Harvest "Sick"

He syndicates three-hour standoffs
on the democratic videocamera.
He earmarks Argentina’s genomic future.

He heckles Fidel’s crossbreed wheat
to recover California’s ancient genes.
He rants his police radio to bread.

He broadcasts profane sitcoms
to camouflage his racial pain.
He surrenders everywhere.

--Lance Newman

Richards to Appear on Civil Rights Show
Miami cartoonist is held after newspaper standoff
Breakthrough in genetics sows better wheat seed

Deadly Retail Reprisals

Even an all-professional Army
can’t control midnight militiamen.
Grenade-littered slums fight for bellies, not TVs.

But Mr. All-Out Dollars and Carts smells
wholesale mortars and Wal-Mart lunch,
revenge for poisoned health and neighborhoods.

Shoppers should surge outside the malls,
but Baghdad’s battering Black Friday’s
flat-screen flames, killing the holiday spread.

--Lance Newman

Blood bath across Iraq
U.S. shoppers hit stores on "Black Friday"
Former Spy Blames Putin Before Dying

Drink Sun, Live

Pardon the safety factor. We’re live.
We’re steering, wheeling by the sun,
chopping Mondays for a drink.

Author, pilot, counterfeiter, let’s drink
to beasts, to age spots, to kingpins live
as Mother’s melanoma. Palm the sun’s

body. Fill your grain tube. The sun
touches your sexy device. Breathe. Live.
Blow as long as you’re immune. Drink.

--Lance Newman

Bush Pardons Thanksgiving Turkeys
In Study, Distance Running Is Tied to Skin Cancer Risk
New strategies to thwart drunken driving

Suspected Chimps Guilty

Alluring evolutionary incident:
Chimpanzees trying
Lolita!

Wizened Iraqi killed
attractive Russian.
Assault!

Roadside mating published,
civilian pleaded,
“Sexpot!”

--Robert Woerheide

For male chimps, older females are hotter
Marine Pleads Guilty To Reduced Charges
Radioactive material suspected in attack

Draft Game Rules

Virtual conscription site
on-screen: "Server
Nation."

“We’re into achievement!
We've overcome
scrubbing!”

Monday’s grey recruits
pledge data,
replicate.

--Lance Newman

Director Robert Altman dead at 81
Rangel's call to reinstate draft meets resistance
Grey Goo Worm Hits Second Life

Leadership, The Life

Mushrooming sandcastle users,
way armed,
buck

the caustic prairie.
Avatars down
40%.

Nothing’s human clean.
Draft worms
wave.

--Lance Newman

Director Robert Altman dead at 81
Rangel's call to reinstate draft meets resistance
Grey Goo Worm Hits Second Life

plentiful on sweet

launched reports - changed for days
unruly crowd shooting - not long ago
mayhem - thousands - millions more

after years - international rubbish
ringed thousands - allow - crew
jettison - superfluous or broken

none too soon - two weeks
fulfilled a thud - me - milestone in
ethics questioned - effort of both

--Katy Acheson

NASA set to trash strict rules on rubbish
Zune's tune is sweet despite issues
Nintendo Wii has peaceful, plentiful launch in US

West Facing Stars

Having offered no sobs of first shame
electric patients pouring eulogy
rivals the outrage of lingered voice

Resigning in disappointed ground
surreal mourners deny father’s tears
weathering the emerging mountains

Flawed between mild ages
thousands of combined stars unraveled
swung and faced the west

--Tom Trusty

Dementia drugs ruling to be challenged
Ohio State Charges Into B.C.S. Title Game
Through the tears, Foley remembers father as good man

Medieval Meteor Therapy

Scientists sky a dolce bride. Just cruise.
Just ping the mirrored atmosphere.
Nature can outmuscle, outwit mutation.

Media dogs study Tiber time.
A broadcast flurry on the wrong lakeside,
but the journal’s in the can. No static.

Smith, MD, bounces strength cells
off electrified castles. Protein faithful,
Leonid’s genetic! Eternal!

--Lance Newman

Stem Cells Help Dogs With Muscular Dystrophy
How to Hear the Leonid Meteor Shower
Stars Cruise to Roman wedding

Globo fashion police

Mister Broadcaster, can you incorporate
the border of disorder when youngsters
will disintegrate to regulate their weight?

Get with the American program: kill a man
to lose a kilogram, then criticize the rising skies.
Exclude all food for years, for fear. Can we generalize?

Adverts up their skirts in the media? Exactly.
There’s no affect. We just infect the product
and put the dress to work. Look. Spark. Shock.

--Lance Newman

U.S. Searching for Americans Abducted in Southern Iraq
Junk food ads ban for children's TV
Anorexic model weighing just 40 kilograms dies

So-called Rivals Bond

“In history, ‘ties’ go to the Pope
and ‘celibacy’ goes
with male rule

like a late September frontrunner
with populist sniping.
Then again

even permanent Elizabeth
excommunicated
The Left, Inc.”

--Lance Newman

French Socialists to pick presidential candidate
Vatican reaffirms celibacy for priests
Royals to visit for Jamestown anniversary

pink indigenous overall

in Town, a service Town, the city's heart,
Parliament eyes gay gay sex rights, who
couples friendly, unofficial, sparking high,

rise sunbaking, down lung released,
cancer driving South, Smoking melanomas,
ageing women and much of Wednesday.

and the epidemic by our own Diabetes Maori
could end a possible Victorian extinction.
'That is the is of yesterday', began the Professor.

--Ivy Alvarez

South African gays celebrate unions being made legal
Lung, skin cancer rising in NSW women
Diabetes threatens Aborigine extinction

Brit’s Atomic Heart

Percutaneous intervention cascades and
Kevin Federline runs, clogged but peaceful.
Manhattan agreement went to work:

baby blockage; coronary plaque power;
blond heart warheads split. Confidentiality
centrifuges run far, vessels bomb mechanically.

Celebrity nuclear agreement plants marital uranium,
atomic bomb chains lodged in arteries.
Britney Spears says, “make me look beautiful.”

--Robert Woerheide

Common Heart Procedure Shown Ineffective
Brit’s Look Says, ‘I’m Back’
Iran wants 60,000 atomic centrifuges

Social Ordinance Emerging

No dream can change
assassin networks, white
corporate frontlines.

No dream can change
virtualized legacies,
archived environments.

No dream can change
population sysadmins.
Workers unite!

--David Stinson

Groundbreaking held for MLK memorial
Dallas suburb could enact local anti-illegal immigration laws
EMC connects virtualisation to storage

Virtual Green Product

Our marketing people say switch
your fossil-fuel vapor drive
for a rocking eco-luxury power-train!

Our marketing people say switch
your custom grandmaster sound
for dual-fuel stainless-steel djs!

Our marketing people say switch
your breath and seven senses
for the hydrogen romance of real-time!

--Lance Newman

Air guitar you can wear
Driving a Hydrogen "Eco-Luxury" Car
Grandmaster Flash, T.I., honored

Plastic Family Crusader

Holy retailers, destroy our old nemesis
this marketing season. Perhaps the red types
cast their eyes upon a Christian Christmas?

Fine! They couldn't free a dollar
from committee or capture two
headlines to end this war.

Meddling Democratic comandante,
you will see Mexico walled
and children dedicated to identity.

--David Stinson

Keeping Christmas under wraps
The Marxist Turned Caudillo: A Family Story
Deer frees itself from plastic pumpkin

Modern House Cub

Our upright-walking president recalls the pain,
the pill, of his continental thumpin'
and rings obedient Homo Bipartisan

on the telephone. “Hey girly guy, we diet
on fruits, nuts, and grasses in Texas.
Its clubbier out there, drier, more private.

Scout, we’re all hominids, neighbors, kin
since Africa. What say we vaporize?
Patriot, let’s sell generic aspirin.”

--Lance Newman

For Bush, it's now all about face
Contaminated With Metal, a Painkiller Is Recalled
Tooth Finding Shakes Human Family Tree

Genome Reform Anticipated

Virtues
And weaknesses.
Take my pulse.

Clinically,
Disease takes
Us all hostage.

Breathe
Great calm.
Tastes of cancer.

--David Stinson

Map of sea urchin genome is drawn
What to Expect From Bob Gates
Control freaks

So Clouds Died

One militant led raging
resembles the diameter of war
that pole typically least concentric

Departure confirmed defeat
while at times the rest detected
another human defense

The spent majority in position
Incumbent hands swirling celebrating
Clockwise Americans claimed final images

--Tom Trusty

Al Qaeda releases message
Democrats celebrate Senate win
Spacecraft beams back images of Saturn hurricane

PS3 Entices Rumsfeld

But how? W’s successors
spoke the language of joysticks?
Shoot and ride. Real “sophisticated.”

And why? Internet gamers
watch extreme footage of the war?
Duck and cover. How “global.”

Now what? The long-faced Queen
adopts the teens of Iraq?
Stick and move. So "wicked."

--Lance Newman

A softer edge to the same old hard line
The empire strikes back
MI5 chief: Terror threat growing

Cooperation Offers Gays

Herded rabbis work elections.
Newly shrewd lesbians
cut off top, disturbing the peace.

Oval Office cooperation reaching
ascendant same-sex mounts.
Agreement called “folding

government campaign.”
Religious extremist attacks
booked. Suffering promised.

--Robert Woerheide

Bush Pledges Bipartisan Cooperation
Hamas Offers to End Rule if Aid Resumes
Gays Arrested Trying To March In Jerusalem

Typical G-8 Human

Seasonal beings, toothy scavengers.
We consumed more miles yesterday
than the richest far environments.

One billion farmers on chemical plains,
extinction diet. What red-eyed children
can adapt to the killing water?

Hurricane this Earth! Storm the rainfall
clean. What colossal intervention,
what impossible fruit.

--David Stinson

How early man got his teeth into a balanced diet
Colossal hurricane-like storm seen on Saturn
Poor water management parches millions

Slated Ceasefire Lethal

A titled procession of icon mourners
crowd the Strip. Thousands on funeral film:
"Death to Israel! Death to America!"

Cameo: a family singer shouting
the artillery of heaven, revenge
prayers executed for God.

Injection of dead reality shooting
through Houston homes while Texas
officials version appeals on high.

--David Stinson

Israel on alert as Palestinians bury civilian victims
Christopher Walken to Play Ozzy Osbourne
Texas executes killer carjacker

Lucky Blue Majority

Today comeback campaigns
massacred the House.
People shelled the war.

The storm caught Kevin
in his pregnancy pyjamas,
mourning his unpopular hair-cut.

One question: Will Speaker
Pelosi divorce Israel
over Beit Hanoun?

--Lance Newman

Democrats take control of House
Brit Poised For Comeback; K-Fed Now Fed-Ex
Children among 19 killed by Israeli tank fire

Ultraviolet World Newborn

An executive formality:
the WTO’s three-alarm
atmosphere is killing

iguanas and theme-parks.
Chemical flamingos
probe coffee light.

Tricky Titan, rescue me.
Cassini, parachute me
to a big orange moon.

--Lance Newman

Florida Fire Damages Gatorland Theme Park
WTO Formally Invites Vietnam to Join
Haze over Saturn moon mirrored on early Earth

Klan-Free Vista

Another firebombing.
Carloads of shopkeepers,
gasoline, and white law.

Mercury quartet,
play the black
shotguns of 1967.

Mr. Coltrane, let’s escape
imperial orbit. The music
is Earth’s deep lungs.

--Lance Newman

Samuel Bowers, 82, Klan Leader Convicted in Fatal Bombing, Dies
Mercury's solar passage visible from Earth
A moving night of music from Coltranes

Aging Junk-Food Dream

No magic backlash.
No high-fat gasoline.
No radio bombs.

Our diet potion prolongs
liver-spotted police.
Fatty transgenic hypocretins.

Drink our chow. It firecrackers
neurons, you primates,
you protein ghosts.

--Lance Newman

Days of wine and fatty foods
Oaxaca protesters force police retreat
Cooler mice live longer

Shrinking Church King

A mid-century post-Baptist,
I shuddered in my reversible
marriage--sex torrid as worms.

My fishy public smile.
My ballot data arrays.
My meta-message.

O master, O nemesis,
O secret marine--we
are fated to collapse.

--Lance Newman

Evangelical America hit by gay sex scandal
All you need is cash
Report: Global fisheries in peril

Sex From Overfishing

Aggressive news nationwide:
Congregations discuss global fishing,
minister discipline to ecologists.

In 2048, New Life Church notes,
sex overseers catch total collapse.
Local spiritual economists discuss,

seek press conference
or administrative leave.
“Remove code-named seafood!”

--Robert Woerheide

'Operation FALCON III' Takes Down Local Sex Offenders
Overfishing Could Take Seafood Off the Menu by 2048
Statement From New Life Church

Save Dead Crisis

Costly spiraling sculptures that repair violence
A billion paper-mache US astronauts
Mourn a change depicting government marigolds

Pressure raising ancestors backed protesters
Truly a space city warning weekend Syria
One growing pilot has ghouls in on the annual dead million

Trying lines unrest elected griffin skulls
Street friends risk vigils stunt, rescue dangerous bones
Hizbollah state telescope would to graveyard over asset

--Terri Saul

Crisis dominates Day of Dead in Mexico's Oaxaca
US warns Syria over Lebanon plot
Top Gun to save Hubble

Operation Reverse Rescue

Administrators, autocrats, prophets.
Today we seek deeper galaxies
for a more permanent earth.

Embargo hope until we open
the oil star. Let the revolutionaries
suspend carnage and disaster.

We're upgrading in vital cosmos,
spacewalking atomic airwaves
for a home of our making.

--David Stinson

Al Jazeera TV news set to broadcast in English
Iran begins 10 days of war games
NASA to Fix Hubble Space Telescope

Happy Primate Blockade

They’re after ape language again.
And subversive self-awareness
in crocodile seniors.

They’re facing uprisings
in the finger-wagging streets,
their trademark wilderness.

Navy dolphins circle the Bronx
like ultra-right militias,
bespectacled, bald as mirrors.

--Lance Newman

P.W. BOTHA: 1916 - 2006
Iraq orders U.S. to end Sadr City blockade
Pachyderm perception is proved