Microsoft Spanking Britney

For 24 hours Microsoft kicks, throws shoe,
chokes Britney for offenses.
Mother punishable for patent verdict.

Anyone involving troubled technology
retreated, shaking, and proposed San Diego
instead of digital custody, iPod jail.

1.52 billion baby objects offered for
18 closed fist firms, lawmaker said.
Estranged music threatened massive failing.

--Robert Woerheide

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