Coulter Repairs Suicide

666 divots repaired after giant Ann Coulter thunderstorm.
From Florida to Malibu, across the political seaside,
TV references surface. Seven candidates hang.

Demonic scrawling claims behavior is indefensible.
1,000 giant NASA hopefuls called John Edwards,
described right-wing impasse and erratic damage.

Faggot rolled pundit parties. Took bedsheet, tried
Britney Spears, approximately. Hail! Hail!
Paramedics were called. Luckily, conservative was unhurt.

--Robert Woerheide

Britney Spears Tried To Commit Suicide?
U.S. space shuttle rolls back to hangar for repairs
Pundit Ann Coulter takes heat for anti-gay slur