Well-being Behaviour Order

Neighbourhood Nazis present massage and yoga.
After months of weight loss stress and misery,
and increasingly granny, he took yesterday off

to bolster his iconography at a cosmetic
beach retreat in Torquay, these fantastic apologies
becoming increasingly more popular, like detox, Speer diets.

Hell-raising in the life-buildings: on harassment
holidays traditional treatments were history.
There she was. ‘You beautiful’, he crooned.

--Pam Thompson

Hell’s granny with an Asbo
Bryan Ferry apologises over Nazi remarks
Stressed Britons opt for ‘well-being’ breaks