Gonzales Cleavage News

Washington spam quickly noticed,
President Bush scrunch-faced, special low.
KNXV, KTVK, all aboard warrantless covering.

Democrats were clamoring,
while a chest--unseemly, undeniable--
sat midair, collided with television.

Attorneys now wiretapping Republicans.
Perjury stations identified.
Clinton’s cleavage rose-colored.

--Robert Woerheide

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