Monday, August 06, 2007

Minnesota vacation embarrassment

scolding loudly in French, officials joined the paparazzi
in televised, heavy, spicy, buzzing of Sarkozy's equipment
including visible pimples and debris

“Strategically removing blood and protein
from Mitt Romney’s behind
is our New Hampshire goal over the next several days.”

An unfortunate overproduction of tourists
on Lake Winnipesaukee
triggers skin disease in less-than-peaceful president

--Millie Niss

Minnesota Resumes Search for Bridge-Collapse VictimsNicolas Sarkozy's American Vacation
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